Chapter 239 of Mountain Village Life: The Silly King Who Changed His Posture

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Chapter 239: The Stupid King Who Changed His Posture

As soon as Wang Jujun shot the slingshot, he hid his head, waiting for the stupid king to let out a terrible howl. However, after waiting for a long time, except for hearing the sound of ding, all that was left was the sneer of the stupid king.

Things didn't go as he expected, and Wang Jujun felt bad in his heart. There is no doubt that at least eight out of ten can be reached, but this time it really didn't work, and I couldn't help but pop up, but I found that the stupid son Wang was walking towards his hiding place with a cruel smile.

"Numb, this stupid guy actually blocked the iron sand I beat out, when did this fool become so powerful? How can you be bullied by those people in the village if you have this ability? Seeing the ability of the stupid king, Wang Jujun was a little confused, he really couldn't understand, why didn't the stupid king with such a great ability resist when he was bullied?

"You damn it, I don't believe I can't beat your dick!" The Silly King is getting closer and closer, but Wang Jujun calmed down, he knows that this is not the time to think about the problem, in the face of such a powerful Silly King, only by letting him lose the ability to resist can he rescue He Haiying.

Seeing that He Haiying was lying on the ground and didn't move, Wang Jujun wanted to rush over, but he knew that before he subdued the Silly King, it would be useless for him to rush over, and he might be subdued by the Foolish King before he even rushed over, if it was like that, let alone rescue He Haiying, even if he couldn't save himself.

Thinking of the stakes, Wang Jujun did not hesitate, quickly took out three grains of iron sand, wrapped them into the slingshot skin in a certain order, and put on a posture of bending the bow to shoot the eagle, with a whoosh. The three grains of iron sand flew out with a roar, divided into upper, middle and lower roads, and ran towards the foolish king like lightning.

"You mother's stupid son. At such a close distance, the old man looks at how you hide this time! "This is Wang Jujun's specialty. After playing a small practice, he never dared to leave it down, this is also the capital he often shows off in front of his partners, even now no one can learn it, as for dodging it, don't think about it, even if it is a sparrow flying in the sky, in front of the three grains of iron sand that he shot out at the same time, there is no way to dodge.

The Silly King can block one, and that's just luck. Wang Jujun didn't believe that he could block three at the same time. Therefore, after the three iron sand were shot out at the same time, Wang Jujun confidently waited to see the stupid king's dick thing being exploded.

Imagination is beautiful, but when he really faced it, Wang Jujun knew that his imagination was too simple. Because the stupid prince Wang Xi he faced was really not a simple character, the mung bean's big little eyes seemed to be able to perceive a qiē, and the lightning-like side of his body, the pig-killing knife slashed in the void, and there were three rings in a row. The three iron sand shot by Wang Jujun not only did not hurt a single hair of the Foolish King, but even under the counterattack of the Foolish King. They all flew upside down to where he was hiding.

Wang Jujun quickly retracted his head, his heart was inexplicably frightened, and a thought quickly flashed in his mind, is this stupid king the same as those martial arts masters on TV, a hidden master? Has the been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger to hide his strength?

Zhang Wuji in Jin Yong's martial arts novel "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Ling Huchong in "Smiling Proud Jianghu", and Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes......

At this moment, Wang Jujun's mind appeared in the minds of many martial arts masters in the movies and TV he had watched, and even the Monkey King in "Journey to the West" jumped out. Looking at the stupid king, although his skills are not as good as those martial arts masters, the gap is not very big, at least he is much stronger than him. He really couldn't figure it out, such a perverted guy. Why did you hide in this poor ravine in the middle of the mountain, pretending to be crazy and stupid for so many years. Let the naughty children in the village be bullied wantonly?

"Damn, no matter what, you can't save Xiaoying, it's a big deal to throw your life here!" Although he was frightened of the horror of the stupid prince, he couldn't care about He Haiying's safety, in the face of such a situation, there might be a glimmer of hope after fighting, if he retreated, then there would be no hope at all, as for the idea of giving up rescuing He Haiying and escaping alone, he didn't even think about it.

"If you can't save He Haiying, then die with He Haiying!" As far as he could think, Wang Jujun jumped out with a snort, the slingshot was stuffed with iron sand, and hit the stupid prince in one go.

Although the martial arts masters staged in movies and TV are very powerful, Wang Jujun, who has not graduated from junior high school, still knows very well that there are many fictional elements in those things, and they can't be taken seriously at all. According to his thoughts, the Fool King who is standing in front of him now is powerful, but no matter how powerful the Fool King is, he can't escape the iron sand he shoots out at will, because the iron sand he shoots out is not only a lot of it, but also has no rules at all.

Imagination is beautiful, but the truth is often so nonsense. How much of the irregular iron sand that Wang Jujun hit out? How strong is it in the face of anger? Even he couldn't figure out these himself, but with experience, he was sure that such a dense iron sand could not be avoided even if it was as small as an ant, and such a strong force would splash some blood even if the skin was as thick as a pig.

However, so much, such a strong iron sand was actually dodged by the Foolish King, and it was still very loose! At this time, Wang Jujun was completely dumbfounded, standing there in a daze, as if he had been scared away, and watched the stupid king shake the pig-killing knife in his hand and come to him, and he didn't have the slightest reaction.

"Stinky boy, you are not small, you dare to sneak attack me." The stupid king put the pig-killing knife on Wang Jujun's neck, stroked the hand between the ribs to his mouth, licked the fishy blood on it, and sneered with a hideous face.

"The guy who doesn't measure himself, just these two moments, he still wants to be a hero to save the United States! Hey, the old man will fulfill you, and let you see how the old man that little girl. As he spoke, he lifted Wang Jujun, who was half a head taller than him, with one hand and threw it to He Haiying's side in the air.

With a bang, Wang Jujun, who was scared and stupid and lost his ability to resist, woke up after falling heavily beside He Haiying, with a muffled snort, and couldn't get up in pain for a long time. rushed to He Haiying's side, this is the idea he had when he walked into this broken brick kiln, but that was after subduing the foolish king and being safe. Instead of being subdued by the stupid prince like this, he was thrown over.

He Haiying seemed to have lost her soul, and she was indifferent to Wang Jujun who fell beside her. The whole person seems to be a sculpture, lying there upright. She was unaware of everything that was happening around her, even though Wang Jujun was smashing on the ground so loudly that it even splashed a brick the size of an egg and smashed it on her body.

Wang Jujun endured the pain like shattering all over his body, struggled to turn over and sit up, glanced at the catwalks like beauty pageants who were leisurely pacing on the stage of movies and television, glanced at the stupid Ziwang who walked over them, moved to He Haiying's side, and shook her almost red body. shouted: "Xiaoying, what's wrong with you, I'm a reckless man, say something, I'm here to save you." ”

Wang Jujun's shout seemed to have an effect, and He Haiying's straight eyes finally had a glimmer of anger, and she turned her head and said, "Dumb, why are you here." Hurry up, this guy is a deviant. You can't beat him, leave me alone, run! ”

"Xiaoying. I didn't go, and if it weren't for my carelessness, nothing like this would have happened. What's so much to be afraid of a stupid man, it's a big deal that we die together, and it's better than making me feel guilty for the rest of my life. Wang Jujun helped He Haiying up, held her in his arms, and used his body to cover her leaking spring light.

It's not that Wang Jujun doesn't want to take off his clothes and let He Haiying wear them, but the kitchen knife hidden behind his waist. It is already the only hope for him and He Haiying, and they must not be exposed because of this. Facing such a strong stupid king. Only a sneak attack can have a glimmer of life.

"It's so touching! Stinky boy, do you want this girl to live? The Silly King walked up to the two of them. looked at Wang Jujun playfully.

Wang Jujun hugged He Haiying tightly, looked at the stupid son Wang Yan coldly, and said: "If you have a fart, let it go, the old man knows that he can't beat you, and if he wants to kill someone, hurry up, ink your old!" ”

Syllable! As soon as Wang Jujun spoke, he was slapped heavily on the face, and the stupid king breathed fire in his eyes, glared at him and said, "Don't scold my mother, otherwise the old son and daughter will kill this little girl." ”

Maybe it was because he thought of something happy, as soon as the foolish king finished speaking, he laughed again, and came to Wang Jujun and said strangely, "Since you're here, let's add another show." Stinky boy, aren't you going to play Hero Save Beauty? Didn't you save Mei as a hero just to kill her? The old man will fulfill you, and the old man wants you to her now, as long as you her and make the old man happy, the old man will let you two go immediately. ”

Before the stupid son of the king could speak, Wang Jujun spit on his face with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and said angrily: "Let go of your mother's stinky fart, why don't you fucking go home and fuck your old mother, you fucking dare to move Xiaoying's finger, and the master will kill you immediately." ”

can't beat the stupid king, Wang Jujun can only turn the indignation in his heart into a foul mouth and scold it now. The Silly King was bullied by him, and that was also under the premise that the Silly King provoked him, for the old lady of the Silly King, Wang Jujun has never been rude, and even sympathizes and respects, but no matter how sympathetic and respectful she is, at this time, she can only be scolded, not for anything else, just because she is the mother of the Silly King.

Syllable! Wang Jujun received another slap in the face, spit out a mouthful of blood, rolled on the ground a few times, and the blood dripping from the corner of his mouth rolled to the feet of the stupid king.

"There is a kind of dwarf you who will kill the old man, otherwise the old man will want to kill your mother, and you will be a big blood!" After being slapped, Wang Jujun's face was like an inflated balloon, and a big bump rose high, clearly revealing traces of blood vessels, swollen and painful, but he still hugged He Haiying tightly.

He Haiying was obviously frightened, and the whole person became stupid, the blood dripping from the corner of Wang Jujun's mouth fell on her pale cheeks, and she actually stretched out her finger and dipped it, and then put it in her mouth like a child and sucked it.

Wang Jujun saw it in his eyes, his heart was like a knife, as if he had been stabbed hard in the beating heart, his heart was painful, and he roared secretly: Xiaoying, I will definitely save you, definitely!

"Stinky boy, have you thought about it, do you want to do it or not? If you don't do it, the old man himself will have to pick up the gun and get on the horse, so that you can watch your woman be by the old man to death. The stupid king raised his foot to pick up the slingshot that Wang Jujun had dropped at his feet, looking like a king on top, and it seemed to show Wang Jujun that killing the two of them was as simple as crushing two little ants. (To be continued.) )

ps: The palace family's mountain closure and grazing ban campaign is still not over, the poor monks still have to cooperate with the work, go to patrol the mountains and catch sheep, the update is still not guaranteed, I hope you donors, Bodhisattvas will forgive me......

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