Chapter 324 Uncle Zhang's Dream **
After Uncle Zhang entered the house with the fried sixth dish of fried sea cucumber with green onions, he never came to the kitchen again. This has become a good place for Wang Yong and the three of them to gossip about Uncle Zhang.
"Hey, what do you say, what the hell is going on with Uncle Zhang? It's rare to see it, Uncle Zhang still blushes? ”
Wang Yong said while cutting shredded potatoes. With the regular clatter of kitchen knives and cutting boards, shredded potatoes as thin as matchsticks were quickly piled up.
"Isn't it, I've been following my master for many years, and I've never seen my master lose shape like this."
David finally let go of the poor green onion and replaced it with a new one.
"I think Uncle Zhang is a dead wood in spring!"
Lao Li said this with a lewd smile on his face, and immediately harvested four middle fingers that were erected upward. This guy always seems to be polite on the surface, but those who are familiar with him know that Ya is definitely a sullen man in the form of internal commotion, especially after meeting and marrying Liu Xiaoya.
"Don't say it, it's really possible, let me tell you, I've seen a photo of Grandma Liu when she was young, and it's definitely a big beauty at the level of a dream lover!"
Wang Yong began to break the news again, and all of a sudden the other two gossip men stared at him with bright eyes, anxiously waiting for the more exciting news below.
"You say, is it possible that Uncle Zhang had a crush on Grandma Liu when he was young?"
"It's so likely! I guess that's how it goes! ”
"You don't know, Uncle Zhang dressed up well when he came over today, didn't you notice that Uncle Zhang's dress today is very different from usual?"
"Hey! Everyone has a time when they are young and frivolous, and Uncle Zhang is no exception. It is conceivable that at that time, Uncle Zhang saw the young and beautiful Grandma Liu for the first time, and then he was immediately shocked, and was instantly captured by Grandma Liu's beauty. After that, it was out of control and began the first bitter love journey of adolescence. ”
After that, because the family did not agree. beat the mandarin ducks, the two had no choice but to separate, but after a few decades, they suddenly got together again, and then composed a scene of vigorous love that was the most beautiful but the sunset red! Wowha! ”
David was already immersed in his imagination and completely enchanted.
As a young man who grew up together, Wang Yong felt that he would never be able to die without help, so he simply flicked it on Dawei's head very quickly.
"Bang-"
"Ahh
Dawei threw away the green onion in his hand in an instant, covered his head and glared at Wang Yong angrily, his painful eyes were full of tears. It's about to slip down the corner of your eye.
"You fell into the demon, fortunately I took action in time to pull you out of the demon world, otherwise you will fall into hell forever, and you will never be reborn. Speaking of our relationship, you don't want to thank me, you can make this meal today. ”
Wang Yong looked like a virtuous monk with a compassionate look, and even Lao Li couldn't help but want to vomit when he looked at it like that!
It's infuriating! Is it tolerable or unbearable! So Dawei's counterattack began, and the kitchen immediately turned into a battlefield filled with gunfire.
In the end, it was under the persuasion of Lao Li. Only then did the two sides of the conflict reach an understanding agreement, and today's meal will be covered by Wang Yong, and there should be no less than 20 dishes, so as to compensate for the physical and mental losses of Party A Dawei.
And so it was very fast. Dawei, who was the party of the agreement, and Comrade Lao Li, the witness and notary, went out of the kitchen one after another, satisfied.
In the kitchen, Wang Yong was left crying without tears in the face of all kinds of vegetables piled up in the kitchen!
But Wang Yong, who is that? This was all done for David to see, and as soon as the two of them left the kitchen, the frustration on their faces turned into smiles.
Jokes, let alone twenty. Even 200 Lao Tzu can get it for you in an hour. Isn't it easy to cook a few dishes? Waiting to see my show, right? Don't blink, a miracle has come!
As a result, more than an hour later. Wang Yong really made a full twenty-three dishes.
It's just that when he brought the dishes out of the kitchen and served them to the big dining table in the courtyard, he immediately provoked a chorus of condemnation from a group of people led by the four beauties of the old Wang family.
But the godmother, godfather, aunt and uncle who have long been tired of eating big fish and meat, and the baby girl Wenwen happily picked up the chopsticks and started eating, without any gossip, let alone complaining, only full support.
Of the twenty-three dishes, twenty are cold dishes.
What cold shredded potatoes, cold tomatoes, tiger vegetables and so on. Just a cucumber, he made four dishes: cucumber tofu shreds, cucumber patting, hot and sour melon strips, and cucumber strips with dipping sauce.
A kohlrabi was also made into three dishes by him. Blanch the shredded kohlrabi, add some shredded green onion and coriander, and sprinkle with sesame paste, which is considered a shredded sesame pickle.
There is also soy sauce, sesame oil, salad oil mixed with chili oil, and this is another dish.
The third dish of a kohlraima is the main ingredient of the "big dish", which is even more bullish, and I feel that it is called a tall one!
Wang Yong also gave him a coaxing name for this dish - a gathering of heroes.
Don't get me wrong, this is not the radish meeting in Mr. Zhao's sketch. It is made of shredded kohlrabi, shredded beef in sauce, shredded jellyfish, shredded cucumber, shredded beans (that is, dried tofu, locally called bean chips), shredded green onions, shredded chili peppers, shredded bell peppers, garlic paste, and a sauce blended with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.
It's just that these diners don't seem to buy it at all! They all indignantly accused Wang Yong of pure foolishness, absolutely unforgivable, and they must remake a table to comfort their injured hearts and appetites!
Oh my God!
Wang Yong simply called out the resignation! This table is made of legendary super vegetables, and you can't eat them outside if you want to! It doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't eat either!
The key is the size of this table, isn't that to keep you in good shape? If I make you a table of meat and fish, I don't know what I'll get in exchange.
It's so hard to serve! Look at my daughter, it's still my daughter! Look how sweet the little girl eats! That plate of sugar tomatoes is going to be eaten by her alone!
Besides, aren't there two big meat dishes? One stewed pork ribs, one stewed big fish head. There are meat and vegetarian dishes, such a big table of good dishes, and even pick and choose, it's too difficult to serve!
"You're embarrassed to say it! Those two meat dishes were leftovers from our lunchtime! You'll save you trouble, and we're fine, but this is the first time my sister-in-law has come to our house. Can you bear to entertain your sister-in-law like this? ”
Wang Qian unceremoniously stood up and was the first to refute Wang Yong, isn't this contempt for the second brother to let himself eat these dishes that are almost a vegetarian banquet?
As soon as Wang Qian finished speaking, Wang Han, the girl, stood up to express her support. It's really hurting this girl in vain, sad! It's better to be a younger brother and sister! Look at what people say, how intriguing it is!
"Why don't I make two dishes!"
"Alright, don't make a fuss! After eating quickly, what should I do? ”
The old people who had finished eating in the living room heard the noise in the yard and walked out. The first to come out was the second master. After listening to it for a while, you will know what is going on.
The old man is a hundred who agree with what his grandson said, this table is full of super vegetables!
This is at home, let alone outside, how many families in the village can be so luxurious? It's all money! If you really calculate it, it's not as cheap as the table you just ate!
The old man spoke, and Wang Qian and Wang Han, who were the most noisy, were immediately silenced, and Chu Chu looked at the second wife pitifully, hoping that his old man would stand up and uphold justice.
It's a pity that they are destined to be disappointed!
People are chatting wholeheartedly with the girl they haven't seen for many years! Of course, Uncle Zhang also followed the two old ladies to join in the fun.
After being reprimanded by the second master, the two girls were completely honest. Obediently sit down at the dining table and prepare to eat. And Wang Yong sat next to Dawei with a butt, staring at Uncle Zhang who was following the second grandmother and Grandma Liu's buttocks in a daze.
This scene was seen by Wang Qian, and the girl of this bone elf had an idea as soon as her eyes rolled. Then Wang Han, who was lying next to her, whispered something in his ear, and Wang Han's eyes lit up. Nodding his head non-stop.
"Hey, do you know, I heard from my grandmother yesterday that Uncle Zhang has an unusual relationship with Grandma Liu!"
"What's out of the ordinary? They all have to be more than a decade apart. You can't even play together. ”
"Yes, yes! Wang Qian, tell me. Why is their relationship unusual? ”
David suddenly interjected, causing a pair of big white eyes, and then the two girls turned their heads and ignored him, and continued to whisper to themselves!
"Wouldn't it? Did you hear that right? Is this true? ”
Wang Han had a surprised expression on his face, but let Dawei and Lao Li have a little paw on his heart and keep scratching and scratching, and he couldn't stand the itching.
"Hey, I said you don't just whisper, be louder, so that everyone can listen to it, isn't it?"
"Why! Unless ......"
"Unless what?"
"Unless you go and cook us some more decent dishes!"
When Wang Yong heard this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. I knew that these two girls would not be so simple, it turned out that this was the idea in the end!
In order to hear this gossip, Dawei stood up without hesitation and dragged Lao Li and Wang Yong into the kitchen again.
It didn't take half an hour for him and Dawei to make five hot stir-fries, and only then did they learn the truth about the matter from the mouth of Wang Qian, the ghost elf.
It turned out that Uncle Zhang was working as a waiter at the second master's place, and at the same time learning cooking skills from other people's chefs, he met Grandma Liu, a nurse in the Health Bureau who was a colleague with the second grandmother at that time.
The second grandmother and Grandma Liu hit it off at first sight from the first meeting, and they were like sisters.
So when Grandma Liu came to the second grandfather's house, it was the same as going to her own house, and she came to chat with the second grandmother from time to time, chatting or something, or going out for a walk together.
To say that Grandma Liu at that time was definitely a beautiful girl, she was always followed by a bunch of bright or dark suitors. With fair skin, a height of one meter and six or eight, and long black hair turned into a big braid hanging down the back of his head, he kept shaking around as he walked.
Goose egg face, cherry mouth, a pair of eyes as bright as a pool of clear water, a long neck as white as a swan, a high chest, a small waist, Tingqiao's buttocks, slender thighs, with a floral dress, is the absolute focus wherever you go.
Uncle Zhang, who had just reached puberty not long ago, was really as Wang Yong imagined, completely fascinated by the young Grandma Liu, and he was so fascinated that he didn't want to eat.
Relying on the convenience of his identity, Uncle Zhang always tried his best to get close to Grandma Liu, just to be able to take a look at her and say a few words to him. It's a pity, I had my heart for the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!
Since the second grandmother introduced Mr. Wan to Grandma Liu, Uncle Zhang has completely buried his careful thoughts deep in his heart, devoted all his energy to the pursuit and research of cooking, and finally became a generation of culinary masters. (To be continued......)