"Humph!"

I snorted heavily in my nose again, stretched out my hand to pull the burden behind me to my body, and pouted: "I never thought of coming to be your apprentice, and later became your apprentice, it was just that the situation forced me to have no choice, if there is any other way to get close to you, I will never choose to worship you as a teacher, and I will have to disguise myself as a man to worship you as a teacher." ”

Speaking of women disguising themselves as men, I became more and more angry in my heart, and I pulled the strap of the burden on my hand fiercely, grabbed the clothes inside and threw them on the bed, without even looking at them, and said loudly and displeasedly: "It's that women pretending to be men hurt me, and I look like a little girl who has not developed well, in fact, if it weren't for you and women dressing up as men, I ...... I might be a woman now. ”

Grabbed the clothes thrown on the legs, lowered his head to take a closer look, a pink dress appeared in front of him, the sleeves and the hem of the shirt, all embroidered with silk thread a few crimson peach blossoms, seeing this peach blossom, I couldn't help but tighten my brows, turned my head and looked at him speechlessly, but saw that his face was slightly unnatural, turned his head and looked out of the door, for a while, coughed lightly, and said in a somewhat unnatural voice: "Since it is a woman, then from today onwards wear women's clothes!" ”

This made me startled, and I asked in disbelief: "Master, don't you really dislike the way I look when I wear women's clothes, how can you agree to let me wear women's clothes at this moment?" ”

Conspiracy, conspiracy, definitely conspiracy.

"Because, because ......"

His words flickered, and after a while, he turned his head and said with a grim smile: "Because the appearance of you wearing women's clothes can really scare people to death, the teacher wants you to go out to scare and scare a few people for the teacher." ”

"You, you, you're too much."

My angry body trembled, I didn't think about it, picked up the pillow behind me and threw it at him, but unfortunately, it was easy for him to dodge, laughter sounded, he didn't know when he conjured up a jade handle folding fan, the fan was spread out, a few ink lotus appeared on the fan, the folding fan in his hand shook gently, a happy look, walked out of the room leisurely, near the threshold, and specially turned back to give me a provocative look. This, this, this is too much, I clenched my teeth, I really wanted to rush forward and bite him on the neck.

After he left, the silence in the room suddenly returned, and he looked down at the long crimson skirt on his lap, and moved his hands to wear it slowly, and when he saw that there were a few slightly wide strips of cotton cloth under the skirt, he touched it with his hand, and it seemed to be soft inside, as if there was cotton wrapped in it, I studied it seriously for a while, and felt that this dress had nothing to do with this cotton strip at all, on the contrary, if these cotton strips were hung on the body, it would look more and more ugly.

"Master, Master, come in quickly."

I shouted loudly at the people who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, holding those weird-looking cotton strips in my hands, waving them at the purple lotus who walked into the room, and said to him with a confused face: "Master, can you not use them, Xiaoyu feels that his clothes are already quite good, and there is no need to add these cotton strips." ”

He was unsteady under his feet, reached out to help the door frame, and slowly stood up, looking at me helplessly with his eyes, the expression on his face changed in a myriad of ways, there were struggles, distress and some desire to escape.

He frowned and said, "You don't know what these are for?" ”

"yes!" I smiled and nodded, "Are these tied together and tied around the waist, or are they put in the shoes to pad the feet, or are they tied together and tied on the head?" ”

As I spoke, I took out a strip of cotton cloth and began to tie it around my neck, muttering if I would strangle myself because the strip of cloth was too short, when there was a sound of falling outside the door, and when I looked up, Zilian stroked my forehead with one hand and looked at me on the threshold with a distressed face.

"Master, where is this going to be used?"

I smiled and was about to rush forward to ask him, but as soon as I stood up, the uncomfortable feeling under my body came again, and I quickly retreated to the couch obediently, looking at him pitifully.

He gave me a blank look, got up and closed the door tightly, coughed lightly, walked up to me, and said with some embarrassment on his face, "Take off your clothes first, and take off your pants too." ”

"Take off your pants?"

My eyes widened at the boss, thinking about what would happen next, my heart was pounding as if it was about to pop out, I grabbed the quilt on the side and stuffed it into my mouth, bit the quilt, shook my head and twisted, "This ...... What is this trying to do? Xiaoyu is not mentally prepared to go to the cave room with Master, Master, you can't be so anxious, you have to wait for Xiaoyu, when Xiaoyu grows up a little, uh...... Although, Xiaoyu can also do it now, however, he is still a little scared, so he ...... So, Master, don't be in too much of a hurry. ”

"So, whether you take it off or not, if you don't want to die, move faster." Probably because I was too slow, he was too anxious, and his face became more and more ugly, "People who are older beans are always thinking about these messy things in their heads, and I want you to read less romance notes, you want to watch it, after watching so much, I don't know what to do with Kwai Shui, you ...... You've got a lot of brains. ”

The back of his head was gently patted by him with the palm of his hand, and when he looked up, he saw that his fingers trembled and stretched out to the cotton strips on the edge of the bed, and the expression on his face was unpredictable, but it was very bad to see, heaven and man were fighting, and after struggling for a while, his fingers touched, and he grabbed the cotton strips into his palm like catching a mouse and handed them to me.

I reached out and took it, then looked at him blankly, waved the strip of cotton cloth in my hand, and asked, "What do you want to do with it, do you really want to tie this strip of cloth around your waist or on your head?" ”

"This, this, look at this."

He frantically searched for it in his chest and clothes, and after a while, he took out a notebook similar to a romance novel and threw it to my side, and said crampedly: "The picture on this album is handled by yourself, and I went out in advance for the sake of the teacher." ”

"Oh."

Seeing his anxious forehead, I reluctantly nodded in agreement. A purple figure flashed in front of me, and there was a sudden sound of the door shut, and I was the only one left in the room.

"It's really fast."

I thought that he should be very active in dealing with urgent matters, and then rushed back to see me very actively, but I didn't expect that until I finished reading the album and understood that a face became very hot, and after using this cotton strip where it should be used, he had not come back, I was afraid of the feeling of blood rushing out of my body, and I sat on the ground alone and waited for him to come back, and waited for a long, long time.