Chapter 22 A drunken solution to a thousand sorrows
After a battle, Yu Jian was finally taken away by a teenager and disappeared into the bamboo forest, which stopped the battle, but the young man was not treated well by the disciples, so he left gloomily, and the curious disciples went to the west courtyard to play, and many disciples went to the dormitory.
There were more than 500 disciples in the group, and none of them spoke or discussed, all of them lowered their heads, and they were all uneasy about facing the black head Wu Hengbai tomorrow. Suddenly, several people heard a voice that they had never heard before, and they suddenly felt a lot more happy.
"Would you like to take a look?" a hook-nosed boy sniffed, and a smell of flesh wafted into his nostrils and finally into his lungs, causing the boy to swallow a mouthful of saliva.
In fact, he was not the only one who smelled the aroma of barbecue, and no one answered the young man's words, and they all went in the direction from which the sound came, like a horse galloping!
"Big brother, someone is coming!" Only Wang Xiaodao saw someone rushing here in the moonlight, because Li Pingjiang and Chu Shengsheng were shaking their heads, and they didn't pay attention to the outside world at all, so they didn't find anyone coming.
After listening, Li Pingjiang was overjoyed, so he could go up by pretending to be a point, and when he looked back, hundreds of people were coming, and Li Pingjiang turned off the speaker.
Chu Shengsheng stood beside Li Pingjiang and stared at the disciples who came fiercely, "Don't panic, everyone!
As soon as these words came out, congratulations to the host for obtaining twenty loading points! The system prompts rang one after another.
"There are so many people, how can everyone have a share?" An obese teenager didn't listen to the persuasion, wiped his saliva, and rushed straight up.
Wang Derpy was furious, and when the fat man ran in front of him, he kicked out, although the fat boy was a heavyweight, but Wang Derpy was born with divine power, and under this kick, the fat boy bounced out directly, plopped, and fell directly into the water.
Seeing this scene happening, all the disciples were terrified, not to mention that there was still a Li Pingjiang in charge, which was not sloppy.
When Li Pingjiang saw the fat boy getting up, he smiled and said, "We are all disciples of the West Academy, and we are like a family! Today we have our first gathering! I voluntarily take out the hometown dishes for everyone to taste!"
After speaking, Li Pingjiang looked at the prices of the items needed in the mall now, Moutai Feitian was the most expensive, knowing that there were loopholes in the system, he couldn't bear the heartache, and bought ten bottles of Feitian at once, and copied it seventy times, that is, seven hundred bottles of Feitian.
plus 50 barbecue grills, 2,000 barbecue skewers, and so on, it cost a total of more than 1,500 pressure points, and all Li Pingjiang's savings were spent, but Li Pingjiang didn't feel a loss, because there is a reason that a reluctant child can't trap a wolf!
The reason why I didn't make much money from fighting with Wu Hengbai just now was because there were many people who were used to it and didn't think how powerful Li Pingjiang was, and now Li Pingjiang is the focus here, because the food is in Li Pingjiang's hands, if they didn't want to eat, they wouldn't have come here.
Li Pingjiang shouted loudly: "Everyone, wait! I'll go and take out the things!" After speaking, he took Chu Shengsheng towards the bamboo tower and kicked Wang Xiaodu, "Eat your uncle, come quickly!"
"Big brother, why don't you take it out directly?" Wang Xiaodao looked at the items in the bamboo building and was a little surprised, and felt that Li Pingjiang was a little troublesome like this.
"Hey, no wonder the big brother calls you a nerd, so many things, once you take them out, you won't be suspicious?
"Well, what Chu Shengsheng said is right, although we haven't been together for a long time, but I have been in society for many years, and I can't be wrong to look at people, so I choose to believe you!"
When the three of them took out all the items, the pretense had recovered to one-third, and Li Pingjiang smiled, "Let's let Wang Xiaodao teach you!"
And he ran to the speaker and picked up the microphone, "Let me Li Pingjiang sing a song for everyone today!"
Everyone looked back, Li Pingjiang smiled, "The three major arrangements of the Northeast guys, the big Moutai drinks, the barbecue yo is full of oil, and the bar wanders slowly at night, the food stall I peanuts, the seafood barbecue small night market, how to talk and what to do." ”
"The Northeast guy has three arms Mercedes-Benz BMW Ferrari, the house doesn't want me RMB, the good brother wants to be righteous, hey! Land Rover swings the avenue, I want to be serious, don't make trouble, I can stop your heartbeat at any time, the guy in life has three major mistakes, won and lost brilliantly, this piece is this piece, who loves who is who loves who!"
After Li Pingjiang finished singing, he took a sip of wine, and heard a burst of cheers from the audience, his blood was high, although most of the people present did not cultivate, but they were full of fighting spirit, and it was obvious that Li Pingjiang's first song was ambitious.
Li Pingjiang quietly exhaled out of the system interface, and the pretension points had reached more than 1,700 pretenses, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles unconsciously.
After Li Pingjiang came down from the stage, he sat on the side and drank wine, and several disciples also wanted to learn from Li Pingjiang, so they walked up and sang music that belonged to this world.
"System, how can you cultivate to step into the foundation building?" Li Pingjiang gently pecked the wine glass with his mouth, and asked with his mind: "The cultivation is too low, Lao Tzu doesn't want Yao Kun to come to Lao Tzu's trouble first, Lao Tzu wants to find his trouble first!"
Ding! The host can improve his cultivation by obtaining experience cards, or use the Ancient True Sutra to absorb the aura of heaven and earth! There are only two ways to cultivate!
Li Pingjiang was helpless, shook his head, took another sip of wine, and saw a figure beside the bamboo house, so he walked over curiously.
"Jiang Jun, what are you doing? Aren't you feeling uncomfortable? Why do you come out and walk around casually, hurry back and rest and rest!" Li Pingjiang came to the bamboo house and found where Jiang Jun was standing.
"I'm fine, it's okay. Jiang Jun patted his chest and said, "It's just right, I'm a little hungry, seeing that you have food here, I'll come over and barely make do with it, haha!"
After Jiang Jun finished speaking, he went directly to the barbecue grill, Li Pingjiang shook his head and smiled bitterly, and also followed, because he was instilled with too many truths in his previous life, knowing that a chopstick is easy to break, and a chopstick is not easy to break.
At midnight, the disciples were dizzy and helped each other back to the dormitory, and the entire stream was contaminated with vomit, making it look extremely disgusting.
Li Pingjiang was not drunk, looking at the system light curtain in front of him, and smirked, "Haha! Three thousand seven hundred pretending to be pressing! Lao Tzu is getting big!"
In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shone into the room from the bamboo crack, Li Pingjiang slowly opened his eyes, and because of the joy of his mood, he took the initiative to go to the martial arts training ground this time.
As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw that Wang Xiaodu and the three of them had also woken up, chatting all the way, and several people praised Li Pingjiang's barbecue for being delicious, so the four of them came to the martial arts training ground.
There were only more than 400 disciples present, and the corners of Li Pingjiang's mouth hooked up a smile, he had already guessed one or two, and not long after the four of them arrived, Wu Hengbai stepped into the air from afar.
There are also disciples coming one after another, May Day is not a gray face, hair like a chicken nest, looking embarrassed, seeing this scene Wu Hengbai's face became more and more gloomy.
"What did you do to Lao Tzu last night!"