Chapter 33 Qianqian is very angry The consequences are very serious
Xiao Liu still wanted to go back, but Brother Leopard pulled Xiao Liu, and the two of them worked hard to straighten their chests, who are we? We are the underworld, who has ever seen the underworld be afraid of an ordinary person?
Chen Hao walked in front of the two, and suddenly stretched out one hand and pointed at their chests, Brother Leopard and Xiaoliu wanted to dodge, but they were horrified to find that their bodies could no longer move, and they couldn't speak, only their eyes could still move.
Chen Hao turned behind them, Brother Leopard and Xiao Liu crooked their mouths and tried desperately to twist their necks back, but their necks were motionless like two telephone poles, and their eyes were rolling around, as if they were afraid that Chen Hao would give them two a stick behind them.
"Lend your fellows." Chen Hao stretched out his hand and pulled out the steel pipe that the two of them were hiding behind their backs, bent it into a U-shape and put it around the necks of the two.
In the frightened eyes of the two, Chen Hao easily twisted the steel pipe into a twist in front of them with his bare hands, and from a distance, the two seemed to be wearing a steel pipe tie.
Chen Hao took two steps back, admired himself for a while, and said, "Go back and tell your eldest brother, just say that I, Chen Hao, want to invite him to tea, and let him set a time and place." ”
After Chen Hao finished speaking, he carried them downstairs one by one. At the entrance of the clinic, he flew up two feet and kicked them out, and with two pops, the two fell to the ground one after another, and their mouths were full of mud.
It hurts! The two of them shouted in their hearts, and then they were delighted to find that their bodies could actually move. The two of them quickly got up and ran away like rabbits, and before leaving, Xiao Liu turned around and threw down a cruel sentence: "Boy, you are dead." ”
Chen Hao smiled, clapped his hands, Shi Shiran went upstairs, and the nurses on the first floor looked at Chen Hao with adoring eyes, as if welcoming the return of heroes.
After this episode, Chen Hao's mood improved a lot, and Chen Hao also had a little headache when he thought of the upcoming revenge of the underworld.
If the underworld is just dancing with knives and sticks, it is estimated that it will not hurt Chen Hao a single hair, in case the other party uses a gun, Chen Hao does not know whether his physical strength can resist the bombardment of bullets.
As soon as Chen Hao entered the summoning space, he shouted loudly: "Qianqian, Qianqian." ”
When Qianqian heard Chen Hao's voice, she was overjoyed, and thought: "This conscienceless person has not come to chat with me for so long, I am almost bored to death." Now when I encounter danger, I think of me, I won't play you to death this time, my name is pronounced upside down. (The author fainted, and he was still Qian Qian when he read it upside down.) With a sweet smile, Qianqian came to Chen Hao and said, "Master, you're here." ”
Looking at the innocent smile on Qianqian's face, Chen Hao actually felt a slight chill in his heart, feeling that he had fallen into a trap, and the prospect would be quite bad.
couldn't help but shiver, Chen Hao asked unusually carefully: "Qianqian, long time no see, are you okay."
"Ha Luha, it's good, I can sleep well with food every day." Qianqian replied with a smile still on her face.
The uneasiness in Chen Hao's heart was even stronger, the computer program said that he ate well and slept well, which meant that it was boring, and it was blaming me for not coming to see it for so long.
"Ahem, I've been busy these days, I want to see that you haven't been able to spare time, you don't blame me, right?" Chen Hao accompanied him carefully, since he got the summoning system, he was indeed a little carried away, and in the past few days after treating Shen Lei, he patronized himself and the donkey to drink and play, and neglected the emotional exchange with Qianqian.
It's good that Chen Hao doesn't explain, but if he explains, it's a bad thing.
After listening to Chen Hao's explanation, Qianqian was even more furious, and scolded in her heart: "Fart! Are you busy drinking and singing for hours a day? Spend five minutes before going to bed and you'll die! He also said that he wanted to see me, and said that he couldn't spare time, and you didn't think of me at all. ”
The intelligence of this intelligent computer program has developed to the point where it is comparable to that of people, and it can actually see through Chen Hao's lies.
Qianqian still showed a smile on her face that fascinated the dead and did not lose her life, and said to Chen Hao: "You are my master, how can I blame the master?" Did the owner encounter any problems? ”
After listening to Qianqian's answer, Chen Hao's hanging heart was half relieved, and he repeated the question again.
Qianqian thought to herself: "With the current physical strength, ordinary bullets can't hit it, but it can't be so cheap for you." ”
After making up her mind, Qianqian said in surprise: "Guns? Flesh and blood against bullets, do you think it's possible? ”
Chen Hao replied with a sad face: "I don't think it's possible, what should Qianqian do?" ”
"Practice martial arts, practice your reflexes and speed, and you can dodge the bullets that come from you. What kind of boxing does the master want to learn? Qianqian asked.
Chen Hao lowered his head and thought about it, remembering that he had seen an interview program before, and he was deeply impressed by a sentence in it: Since ancient times, there has been a saying that "Wen has Tai Chi to secure the world, and Wu has eight poles to determine the world".
Taijiquan is weak and weak, how can you defeat people, let's learn Bajiquan.
Having made up his mind, Chen Hao said, "I want to learn Bajiquan." ”
"Okay, master, I got you a robot instructor." Qianqian beckoned, and a robot walked out of the depths of space, silver-white metal glittering.
The robot stood still in front of Chen Hao, and the surface of the metal suddenly flowed, changing its nose, eyes, ears, and clothes...... At the end of the day, the robot turned into a martial arts master wearing a white coat, black trousers, and a pair of black cloth shoes.
With a full head of black hair, a thin face, bright eyes, and a white beard under his chin, Chen Hao looked at it, isn't it the protagonist of the talk show, the contemporary head of Bajiquan, Zao Wou-ki?
Chen Hao was completely dumbfounded, Qian Qian smiled proudly, and said: "This is a liquid metal robot, which can transform into anything he has seen, I have already transmitted to him the tutorial of Bajiquan, and now it is your instructor." ”
Chen Hao bowed respectfully to the instructor and said, "Hello instructor." ”
The instructor nodded and said, "Hello, master." Next, I will teach the master Bajiquan. Bajiquan is a kind of internal boxing, "Baji" means that the strength can reach far away in all directions, its action is simple and concise, strong and brittle, and the feet are more shocking. The real method of exerting strength can only be learned by the personal disciples of the head, and it is passed on by word of mouth, and it is impossible to circulate it on the Internet. However, the master's body has been strengthened, and the power of Bajiquan can be fully exerted by relying on the flesh alone, so today we only learn the moves, not the strength. ”
"Master, I'll play the various routines of Bajiquan below, please read them carefully." After the instructor finished speaking, he started the demonstration one move at a time, and after all the fights, he slowed down and began to teach one move at a time.
Chen Hao's perverted brain and body helped him quickly learn all the routines, Chen Hao was grinning happily, but he heard the instructor say, "Master, let's enter the actual combat mode." ”
"Combat mode? So fast? Qianqian, is there any danger? Chen Hao turned his head and asked Qianqian, who was standing on the side.
"Of course not, we are all in your brain domain now, and you see that your body is also virtual, and your body has not entered the summoning space, so even if you are injured during the practice, this injury is also virtual. Rest assured, host. Qianqian explained, but the corners of her mouth showed a sinister smile that had succeeded in her conspiracy.