Chapter 131 Because You're Ugly
The doorman and Miss Qiu were stunned, and then the doorman said with a black line on his face: "Old man, call you 'uncle', that's to save face for Miss Qiu." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Miss Qiu can let you in, it's all your blessing, you actually want Miss Qiu to help you? ”
Lei Bo looked at the doorman and said, "Do you know why you haven't found a wife in your thirties?" ”
The doorman was stunned for a moment, and then asked in surprise: "You, how do you know that I don't have a wife yet?" You're investigating me? ”
"Fuck off!" Lei Bo said angrily: "I'm going to investigate a little girl, I'm going to investigate what you're doing as a big man with a picky foot?" ”
"You...."The doorman was angry, but then suppressed his anger and asked, "Then tell me, why haven't I found a wife yet?" ”
"Because you're ugly, stupid!" Lei Bo said as a matter of course.
"I ....." The doorman instantly received 10,000 points of damage, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Miss Qiu almost laughed out loud, thinking that this old man was quite interesting.
She walked up to Lei Bo and asked, "Uncle, what did you do before?" Why did it fall to the point of going to a nursing home? ”
Lei Bo glanced at the doorman and said, "I, I used to be a doorman. Because I looked down on people and offended a big person, I lost my job, and finally got mixed up to this point. ”
"You, you, you ....." the doorman felt that he only needed a little more stimulation, and he promised to vomit blood, and not more than a liter.
"What are you?" Lei Bo glared at him and said: "The nursing home is for people to care for the elderly, who wants to come here if they have children and daughters?" Who issued the regulations and had to issue a certificate? Don't you know, there are many people who spend enough money to support their old age in order to open that certificate? ”
The doorman and Miss Qiu were stunned for a moment, neither of them thought of this question.
In this world, many things have unspoken rules.
Obviously, some people took advantage of the free pension to prove, and when the certificate was issued, they must have turned away some people who really needed help.
Miss Qiu hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, uncle, we didn't think about this matter well. In the future, we will come up with a good way to help the elderly who are really in need. ”
Lei Bo waved his hand and said, "Hey, when I didn't say anything. Old, old, talking is verbose. Help my old man up. ”
Miss Qiu hurriedly stepped forward, helped Lei Bo up, and then helped him to walk in cautiously.
Lei Bo walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around and said, "Boy, do you want to find a wife?" ”
The doorman was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a twinkle in his eyes, "Do you have a beautiful granddaughter?" ”
"Get out!" Lei Bo regretted that he didn't turn a crutch into his hand just now, otherwise he would have given this guy a blow now.
It's so beautiful that he wants to have a beautiful granddaughter.
If you really need to support your old age, do you still have a beautiful granddaughter here?
What's more, with his image, there are only two requirements for finding a wife.
One: Female.
Two: Alive.
He said to the doorman: "Boy, if you believe me, I will tell you a way, guarantee that you find a wife within half a year, and you will be able to hold a big fat boy next year." ”
The doorman asked suspiciously, "Uncle, are you serious?" ”
For the sake of his wife, this guy even used an honorific title, and he was obviously very attentive.
"Of course it's true." Lei Bo said, "I won't lie, old man----- except for this one. ”
The doorman and Miss Qiu's faces darkened at the same time, and the old man was also a little tasty.
"Uncle, then tell me, what can I do to find a wife?"
Although the doorman was not hopeful, he still asked absentmindedly.
Lei Bo said: "You have nothing to do with those old people, wash their change of clothes at night, help them pinch their shoulders and backs every day, wash their feet and wipe their faces, etc., just serve them like your own parents and parents." As long as you do this, I promise: within half a year, you will definitely find a wife. ”
"Cut ---" the doorman said disdainfully, "What? You just moved in, and you want me to serve you? ”
"Believe it or not!" Lei Bo turned to Miss Qiu and said, "Let's go." ”
Miss Qiu helped Lei Bo to walk inside, and said as she walked: "Uncle, you can really fool, if you didn't want to live in, I almost believed it." ”
"Hehe..."Lei Bo said with a smile, "Little girl, don't believe it! I'm single, how do you think I've come all these years? Let me tell you, I'm a fortune teller. ”
"Looks?" Miss Qiu became interested and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, you can calculate it for me, and I'll see if it's accurate." ”
Lei Bo stroked his beard and said, "You, you have no father or mother since you were a child, and you grew up in a relative's house, but your relatives don't treat you very well, am I right?" ”
"You ----" Miss Qiu stood abruptly and looked at Lei Bo with wide eyes.
She remembered what Lei Bo said before, 'If you want to investigate, you must also investigate the little girl', and her face suddenly turned red, and she looked at Lei Bo with some suspicion.
Lei Bo smiled and said, "It seems that you doubt me, just show your hand." ”
After speaking, he pretended to pinch his fingers, rolled his eyes, and pretended to calculate.
After a while, Lei Bo said: "You liked a boy when you were very young, but unfortunately he didn't know. And even if you know, it's useless, am I right? ”
"You, you, how do you know?"
Miss Qiu looked at Lei Bo with some horror, these are her biggest secrets!
Even his best friend didn't tell him, how did this old man know?
"I've said it, I'll count it! Of course it's calculated! Repo smiled, and walked into the hall.
At this time, there were several old people in the hall playing chess, and several old people were playing cards.
Seeing another old man coming, they all looked at Lei Bo with curious eyes.
Lei Bo walked over to a chair and sat down.
At this time, Miss Qiu reacted, and hurriedly walked up to Lei Bo and asked, "Uncle, what else have you calculated?" For example---- do I have a chance with him? ”
Lei Bo patted his shoulder and said, "Back pain, leg cramps!" Old, old! ”
Miss Qiu hurriedly walked behind Lei Bo, kneaded Lei Bo's shoulder, and then continued to ask, "Uncle, have you calculated anything?" ”
Lei Bo pretended to roll his eyes for a while, and pinched his fingers to count.
Finally, in Miss Qiu's expectant look, Lei Bo sighed and said, "Girl, give up as soon as possible, it's still too late, otherwise it will only be painful for life!" ”
Miss Qiu was stunned for a moment, then angrily squeezed Lei Bo's shoulder and said, "Hmph! You will fool, I don't believe you! ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked to a room.
Lei Bo sighed and muttered softly, "What a good girl, it's a pity! It's a pity! ”
At this time, suddenly an old man ran in from the courtyard and shouted at everyone: "Miss Dong is here!" ”
In an instant, the chess players and card players all stopped, and then rushed to the door, standing respectfully.
There was only Lei Bo at the scene, and he was still sitting leisurely.
Soon, a fashionably dressed woman with sunglasses and a slim figure walked in.
As soon as she entered, she took off her glasses, revealing a face that had captivated the country and the city.
This woman is none other than Dong Qianqian, who has some friendship with Lei Bo in Shunan.