Jincheng International Convention and Exhibition Center, News Hall.

All kinds of long guns and short cannons have been set up in front of the rostrum of the press conference.

Today's first host is Mr. Zhao, president of the General Hospital of the Military Region.

The second host is Han Feng, the chairman of Tianfeng Pharmaceutical-the strong man Liu Shuai and the handsome children's shoes are stage frightened, and the beautiful Zhao Feifei was hidden by Han Feng in the name of "personal belongings", and he is the only one who goes into battle!

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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the press conference jointly organized by the General Hospital of Jincheng Military Region and Tianfeng Pharmaceutical! I am Zhao Chengfeng, the director of the General Hospital of Jincheng Military Region. ”

The first to come to power was Dean Zhao, and today he is just a "brick" - commonly known as "dead runner"! The Han Feng in the back is the "jade".

After a brief introduction, Dean Zhao got to the point:

"Today, I invite all reporters and friends to come, mainly because Huaxia Tianfeng Pharmaceutical, a long-term strategic cooperative enterprise of our hospital, has just invented a new drug. According to our assessment, this new drug is of epoch-making historical significance! Even the invention of penicillin can't be compared! ”

Watt? What's going on? A drug greater than penicillin? Epoch-making historical significance?

The group of reporters below was not calm and began to discuss. However, Dean Zhao did not give them more time.

"Next, I would like to invite Mr. Han Feng, the founder of Huaxia Tianfeng Pharmaceutical and the inventor of the miraculous new drug, to give a specific explanation!"

In a curious applause, Han Feng smiled and walked to the podium unhurriedly. He was wearing a brand domestic suit that he bought yesterday with a ruthless "hemorrhage".

After a brief self-introduction, Han Feng began to introduce the new drug of Tianfeng Pharmaceutical:

“…… After countless trials, we discovered this new drug and mastered its production process. Here I will first introduce the therapeutic effects it has. ”

The crazy brother's face twitched a little, and he made a look that was weird no matter how he looked.

"With the advent of human beings, disease has been with us throughout our history and has never left! Plague, smallpox, cancer, Black Death, SASI, AIDS...... And so on and so forth. In the evolutionary history of human civilization, there are always various disasters! In the process of arduous struggle, along with the division of geography, two major medical systems of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine were formed. After years of research and experimentation, I finally discovered this traditional Chinese medicine weapon that can end all human diseases, and I named it 'Tianshen Dan'. It means that it is like a god, able to eliminate all diseases and give mankind a healthy and beautiful future! ”

The crazy brother fooled very well, but no matter what you say, this "Heavenly God Pill" is too rebellious. So Han Feng was very humane and gave the following reporters three minutes to express surprise and discussion.

"Years of research are real? So he is only in his twenties, and he can have 'many years'? ”

"Even if you buy it! End all diseases? Is it dreaming? Dear beauty, kiss me and let me wake up from my dream! ”

"Nani? The people of China will also have this drug? That's impossible! We haven't even discovered it in the Great Japanese Empire! ”

"I guess this Korean style Smecta must also have the excellent bloodline of our Korean nation......"

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In the noise of a vegetable market, under the constantly lit flashing lights, Han Feng patted the microphone and continued his flickering journey:

"This is the greatest breakthrough in the history of human medicine! With the Celestial Pill, we will no longer be afraid of the invasion of disease; With the Celestial Pill, we will have more confidence to create a future for mankind, and with the Celestial Pill......"

Crazy brother has gradually had the signs of TV shopping - off topic, off topic! Liu Shuai and Zhao Feifei in the audience couldn't bear it, and hurriedly rushed to the bathroom and laughed wildly without any image!

Seeing that Han Feng was a little out of control, Dean Zhao, who was "running the trick", hurriedly came to the stage and grabbed Han Feng.

"I'm sorry, but our inventor was really excited...... Here's the time for questions from reporters. Please note that due to time constraints, each selected journalist can only ask one question. Thank you. ”

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"May I ask Mr. Han, is this miraculous drug really invented by you?"

The first one is unfavorable, an obvious "brain-dead brother". The corner of the crazy brother's mouth twitched, and then he replied politely:

"Guess!"

The second one is a little more reliable, and finally asked a question related to healing:

"May I ask Mr. Han, have you ever cured cancer with this medicine?"

"Of course!"

The third place is a big bun, and it seems that he knows that he is the representative of the third brother:

"May I ask Mr. Han, in addition to treating cancer, this medicine can also cure colds. Is that right? ”

The crazy brother asked this question, and he could only disdainfully tease it:

"Of course it can be cured -- if your cold costs millions of dollars to cure."

"Han San, where did your medicine come from? Why is it that something that even our Great Japanese Empire has not yet studied is appearing in you? ”

A mustachioed reporter stood up and asked. Both East Asian yellow people, the Japanese and the Chinese still have essential differences.

"I can make an exception to answer your two questions, just because you're the day-man!" Han Feng looked down at him on the stage and replied word by word:

"First, this is a unique medicine developed by me and unique to Huaxia, and as long as it leaves the border of Huaxia, it will become invalid! Second, I have never heard of the 'Great Japanese Empire'. I'm sorry, but I never dig through the garbage heap! ”

The Japanese journalist was very annoyed, and was about to argue, but was immediately pushed aside by a European reporter:

"Mr. Han, can you show us the miraculous Huaxia medicine you are talking about?"

I finally met a reliable one! Han Feng exhaled and said happily:

"Of course, as you wish!"

Soon, a tray was served. On the white silk is a beautiful glass box. Inside the box, there was a red pill the size of a rice ball, which was extremely charming. Under the bright lights of the hall, it radiates a breathtaking light!

"Oh my God! It's so beautiful! ”

"I'm sure what I'm seeing is the legendary beautiful Oriental Dragon Ball, not some piercing pill!"

"Is this still medicine? How can it be so good-looking? ”

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Han Feng interrupted the discussion below and held up the crystal clear box. Continuing with his explanation:

"This is a special box for our Celestial Pill. Because the storage environment of the Celestial God Pill must be under vacuum conditions! It doesn't stay in the air for more than thirty seconds! After thirty seconds, the Celestial Pill will vaporize and no longer exist. Therefore, please pay attention to all friends when passing it on, and never open this small air valve on the box! Thank you for your cooperation! ”

Han Feng's wish is very good, but unfortunately, the reality is always so cruel!