Chapter 47: The First Meal in the Wilderness

The vacant land reclaimed by Little King Kong is probably only a few square meters.

Uncle Ni Mei first put the mattress out of the carry-on space.

Arrange the sheets, quilts, and so on.

There is a carry-on space, which is also very convenient, and you can bring a bed out directly.

As long as it doesn't rain at night, you can sleep comfortably.

However, considering the rain, Uncle Ni Mei felt that it was necessary to buy a tent online in the future.

This is also Uncle Ni Mei's lack of experience.

To go into the wilderness, tents are almost a necessity.

Of course, in the future, if conditions permit, get a set of courtyard houses into the portable space.

No matter where you go, you have a house to live in.

Uncle Ni Mei arranged the bed here, and little Jerry was from the portable space.

Took out pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

Almost a full set of kitchen utensils.

There was also a large fridge.

Although there is no electricity in the refrigerator, there is a lot of meat and vegetables.

It's a big refrigerator with four doors.

Li Dafu has stocked up on a lot of food inside.

"Why do you still have a toilet?"

In the end, Uncle Ni Mei saw that little Jerry actually took out a toilet from his personal space.

It's still the kind of Japanese-style imported, flushing and drying integrated multi-functional toilet.

I was immediately shocked.

Come to the wilderness and jungle, what are you doing with the toilet?

In the middle of this dense forest, you have toilet paper and find a place to take off your pants.

Do you need a toilet?

Uncle Ni Mei is not constipated, and he has to squat on the toilet ...... when he goes out.

The key is that your toilet has no water to flush in this wilderness.

"Squeaky squeak....... ”

Little Jerry jumped on the toilet bowl and gestured very proudly, but he remembered his master's words.

The quality of life must not be compromised.

But don't say it, in this wilderness and dense forest, there are mattresses and luxurious toilets.

It's interesting to watch.

It's the feeling of being more luxurious and enjoying.

"Go and gather some dry firewood, and we'll make a fire and cook later." ”

may have seen the toilet, and Uncle Ni Mei suddenly wanted to squat.

Sent away little Jerry and asked him to pick up some dry firewood, and Uncle Ni Mei squatted on the toilet as soon as he took off his pants.

This wilderness, this dense forest, there is a toilet squat, but it feels different.

The forced grid instantly increased by several notches.

Sitting on the toilet and watching the scenery is still a bit poetic.

After a bit of release.

Golden, banana-shaped, Uncle Ni Mei has a very healthy stomach.

Wipe the toilet paper, fortunately, I brought toilet paper, otherwise this wild and dense forest can only catch little Jerry.

I took its soft fur and rubbed it on my ass.

After all, little Jerry's soft fur won't scratch the delicate little buttocks.

Put on your pants and squat down the toilet in the wilderness.

This feeling, this experience, Uncle Ni Mei is very satisfied, and it is a pity that this toilet is not flushed.

In the future, the carry-on space is large enough to fit into the water of a lake.

It is specially used for flushing toilets and bathing.

The wilderness and dense forest, the air is fresh and circulating, and it really doesn't stink at all.

Jerry Jerry went to pick up dry firewood, and the efficiency was also very fast.

In the dense forest, little Jerry's round and fat figure can be said to be more vigorous than Uncle Ni Mei.

I saw that all the dry firewood was packed into the carry-on space.

Wait until you've had enough, then come back and put the dry firewood out of your carry-on space.

"Well, it's complete. ”

Uncle Ni Mei saw that there was dry firewood and everything, pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil and salt.

The large fridge also had plenty of meat and vegetables.

I made a simple earthen stove.

Nodding in satisfaction, he was ready to start making lunch.

The water is still available, and little Jerry brought a bucket of Nongfu Spring mineral water.

Once you've prepared the ingredients, as well as the meat, and the pots and pans you need.

"Make me a fire. ”

He took a lighter out of his pocket and threw it to little Jerry, who was jumping up and down excitedly.

Little Jerry took the lighter, and after the fire started, he began to busily add dry firewood while puffing out his cheeks and blowing continuously.

Round and fat, it inhaled, and its flesh bulged like a big balloon.

For a while, the smoke is not disturbed, the original fur is gray, and he is very cute and good-looking little Jerry.

It's made into a big cat.

"Jerry learns a little, and in the future, he may have to leave it to you to cook at home. ”

Uncle Ni Mei said to little Jerry who was in a hurry to add firewood while stir-frying.

There is a need for a cook at home.

Little King Kong is definitely not good, Uncle Ni Mei thought about it, and trained the god pet Jerry to become a home cook.

But now little Jerry's size is too small.

It is not quite suitable for kitchen appliances of this size.

If little Jerry does not change his body shape in the future, or does not transform into a human.

Then we have to consider other gods.

For example, raising a cat god pet, and then sending it to New Oriental to return from school.

After taking it to the wilderness, there will be a dedicated chef, and the quality of life will rise several notches.

made four dishes and one soup, steamed a large pot of rice, and Uncle Ni Mei was still very satisfied with his cooking skills.

This meal, both in terms of color and flavor, is very attractive.

In the wilderness and dense forest, you can eat such a meal.

The conditions are already very good!

Little King Kong, who was fighting in the wilderness, came back with the army ant Heiyi after hearing the call.

I saw a huge bubble on the top of Little King Kong's head.

It was filled with half a milky white liquid the size of a watermelon.

"Alright, let's eat first. ”

Uncle Ni Mei raised his hand and waved it, and put the ant power treasure accumulated by Xiao King Kong into his personal space.

I took the meal and ate it.

King Kong and Heiyi also eat rice, and Jerry has to take out the gold to eat.

At this lunch, Uncle Ni Mei was also satisfied with eating in this wilderness and dense forest.

After eating, the pot still has to be washed.

Because I still have to use it at night.

As for the bowls, there is no need to wash them, and there are many extra clean bowls.

Uncle Ni Mei handed over the matter of washing the pot directly to little Jerry, filled the space with water and put it in the pot.

Pour some dish soap.

Jerry Jerry jumped into the pot and swam twice.

With such a rub of fur, the large iron pot that was originally full of oil was cleaned.

I also took a shower by the way.

After eating, Uncle Ni Mei lay on the bed.

It's time to get ready for your lunch break.

Jerry Jerry squeezed into the bed, and King Kong didn't go to the jungle.

It's a loyal guard.

Aren't mosquitoes, rats and ants dangerous in this wilderness and dense forest?

A poisonous snake is scary enough, and with little King Kong guarding you, you can take a nap with confidence.

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At the foot of Xiaoyun Mountain, in the big villa of the farmer, the yellow crane is dressed brightly.

The left cheek is swollen and high.

Seven or eight younger brothers rushed to Zhang Qiang's house and sat in a group.

"Brother Huang, what's wrong with you?"

One of the younger brothers asked cautiously.

"Beaten!"

A ruthless look flashed in Huang He's eyes, and the tall sister-in-law Zhang Qian.

With a distressed face, he brought a hard-boiled egg.

Help Huang He apply a compress to his face to reduce swelling.

"Hiss....... ”

The pain made Huang He gasp.

"What?"

"Lying grass, who is so blind?"

"MMP, dare to do it to Brother Huang in our hometown, who doesn't want to live?"

"Brother Huang, just say who it is, and the brothers will help you find a place today. ”

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Seven or eight brothers, gossiping and scrambling, said.

Everyone is a village, and they wear open crotch pants from childhood to adulthood.

Now Huang He is the best mixer, and everyone wants to follow him and let Huang He mention it.

Huang He's tannery didn't go out of business before.

The brothers contracted a piece of land in the village.

A crocodile breeding base was set up to supply leather to the yellow cranes.

Follow the one who made a fortune.

Now that the tannery is closed, the crocodiles haven't been fed for days.

All the crocodiles, now their eyes glow green.

"An old man, dressed by an old farmer, looks like he's about sixty years old. ”

"Ahem, don't underestimate him, this old man is definitely a master....... ”

Seeing the strange faces of his brothers, Huang He couldn't help coughing dryly, and he could slap him into the stunned old man.

kicked the old man who killed his own rhubarb.

How could it not be a master?

"This old man has gone up the mountain, but there is only one way down the mountain. ”

"We'll just wait outside the yard. ”

"When the old man came down the mountain, everyone rushed up, put sacks, beat me, and threw them into the lake to feed the crocodiles...... ”

A ruthless color flashed in Huang He's eyes, he looked around at the brothers around him, and said through gritted teeth and hatred.

You know, this is his hometown.

Lao Tzu is the king of the mountains who run rampant in the township.

Just outside his yard, the old man kicked his dog to death and slapped him hard.

What a shame!

If you don't get back to the field, how will you mix in your hometown in the future?