", it's only ten, you say you're cheating me!" Old E screamed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ten points, not bad, it's not a single digit, hahaha......"

"Interesting, is this speech recognition too rubbish, I didn't understand Lao E's answer at all."

"Baidu's standard answer, there's nothing wrong with it. Why is the score so low? ”

"The upstairs are all funny, and I haven't seen the reason for the rating? Baidu Standard Answer - According to the script, there is no independent thought.

There's nothing wrong with this, there are no rigid and stiff words in this comment, which is already euphemistic enough. ”

"Think about it, too, this is an expert-level certification, if you use Baidu answers to fool the past, it is estimated that everyone can pass the certification, which is obviously impossible."

"It's also 666, old E: Baidu's standard answer, intelligent system: I have already seen through it"

"Wise: With Baidu answers, then you are great?"

……

Old E screamed for a long time, the voice was really miserable, inhumane, the listener was sad, the listener cried, it was really too ugly.

"I really believe in your evil, very, I knew that I was, it's better than this!

Old E, I'm so big, I haven't scored this kind of low score in any test! ”

"I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced, go on, go on!"

And in the barrage, a barrage also flew, "Old E, don't test, in the test, you are probably going to expose your IQ!" ”

And at this time, it seemed that the wisdom that had stopped to let Lao E vent finally spoke again.

"Given your score on the first question, do you want to continue the test again?"

Originally, this question was just a trivial matter, but what does the first half of this sentence mean? Isn't that looking down on people?

Immediately, Old E was furious, "Go on, go on!" Old E yelled.

And wise, but not in a hurry, he started lightly, this tone is the biggest mockery of old E.

"The test continues, certifiers pay attention to the questions.

Question 2: Is our universe real?

Ask the certifier to start answering the question"

Suddenly, the menacing old E was dumbfounded, his eyes widened, and his face was full of compulsion.

"What the hell is this, MMP, I don't understand this at all, is the universe real, I know a ghost, this question is really a philosophical question, how do I feel so?"

Old E complained and questioned in his mouth.

"Don't talk about it, old E, these are really philosophical questions, and they are still very classic."

"Hahaha, seeing the look of the boss with the eyes of Lao E, I think the thief is funny, this is really interesting"

"Don't say it, seeing Lao E being slapped in the face at this moment, I'm already laughing to death, hahaha......"

……

But Lao E didn't seem to stay, and continued to read in pieces: "This question is too brain-dead, why don't you ask me if it's true or false?" I haven't seen the universe again, the devil knows if it's true, but it's really unreal, it's my, grandma's, this kind of broken question can be asked, it's really full and supporting."

For a full six minutes, from beginning to end, the audience in the live broadcast room spoke one after another, saying that they had seen a lot, and such an old E was too cruel.

Six minutes later, Old E didn't stop until the rating came out, he choked, his eyes widened, and he looked at the screen in disbelief.

"What do you say? What did I just hear? it! ”

"At the end of the second question, the certification responses will be judged and the scoring will be analyzed......

This question is worth 100 points, and the certifier scores 25 points. Comments: The logic is incomprehensible, the language is vulgar, but although it is vulgar, it still has a certain truth and a certain thought. ”

The barrage has been swiped, and the audience has successfully laughed and peed.

"Hahaha, nonsense, I actually scored twenty-five points, although I still didn't fail, but it was more than twice as much as last time, my old E"

"I'm laughing to death, I complained for six minutes, and the score is so much higher than that of a serious answer, I suspect that there is something wrong with the intelligent head of this question"

"Shouldn't it be said, shocked! Baidu's standard answer can't even withstand the anchor's nonsense! ”

"Upstairs 666, hahaha, I kind of understand, this test, I prefer originality"

Old E has been completely blinded, "What, or we won't play, cough cough, this scoring rule has successfully blinded me!" ”

But now that Lao E doesn't want to play, it's no longer good, the audience wants to watch it, and they have sent barrages, forcing Lao E to continue to test in the future.

As the anchor, Lao E was able to twist the audience, and then he finished testing the entire five questions.

The last three questions are: 'Do we have free will?' ''Does the Creator exist?'' ''Is there a rest of life after death?'' ’

From the perspective of normal people, none of these five questions are normal, anyway, most of the audience, except for watching Lehe, don't understand anything else.

However, it has also aroused the interest of many professionals studying philosophy, who also want to know how many points they can score.

In the final result, Lao E definitely failed the test, but in the last question, he was stunned by Lao E's crooked heresy, which made this question score to fifty-five points, and almost collapsed.

"Huh, brothers and sisters zombie fans, after the hard work of my old E, I worked hard to answer the questions, just a little bit, old E, I became an expert.

Once, I was only a little bit away from being a philosopher, and I can proudly say that I was half a step away from being an expert. ”

Suddenly, the barrage vomited and the expression swiped the screen, and everyone scolded Lao E for being shameless.

"But......" Old E's tone changed, "As for me, I may not be really suitable for being an expert, so let's be honest and be a celebrity."

Old E returned to the first level of the option, and clicked directly towards the celebrity item.

"Celebrities? , old E, you're really enough! ”

"Is it a celebrity to be well-known in the community? That's enough! ”

"Face, face!"

“……”

Old E ignored the barrage and lost directly according to the prompts.

"My name?" Old E muttered, "Try 'Old E' first"

"Oh, perfect!"

"I'll see, I'll go, there really is, so speaking of which, I'm really a celebrity?" Old E was surprised to find that he typed in his screen name and really found it.

Introduction plus title, just one sentence: "Famous anchor of a certain station"

The rest is completely blank, normally speaking, celebrities can't have only one title, at least several dozens, otherwise how can they be called celebrities?

"I'll go, is Lao E really a celebrity? I don't believe it, is the anchor I'm watching now a dick bombing anchor? ”

"I don't believe it either, I seriously doubt it, there's a py deal in this"

“py？ Friend? Upstairs, do you mean Zhizhi is from Old E's friend's company? ”

"Upstairs, you're still too pure!"

“……”

Lao E turned a blind eye to these barrages, and directly clicked on the OK.

In the real sense, Lao E did not meet the judgment standards of the knowledge system, and the reason why he was able to jump out of his treatment and identify him as a celebrity was purely set up by Lu Yang, as far as the network anchor is concerned, only Lao E was identified as a celebrity.

Of course, Lu Yang not only made a special setting for Lao E, but also some people can also pass celebrity certification, although they are not necessarily very well-known now.

For example, Guan Shan, Liu Hai, Wang Shu, even Yu Qingwei, Zhao Penghui, etc., even his sister was specially set up.

Here, Lao E has started celebrity certification, and after the screen jumps, what appears is actually the picture captured by another backup camera of Lao E.

At the same time, a voice sounded in the speaker: "Detected that the authenticator has a camera device, please put your face in front of the camera."

Lao E did not do what he said, but moved his eyes, and then rummaged through the cabinets, found a photo of his head from somewhere, and put it in front of the camera.

"Ding, face detected, ding, please do not use photos or other means to try to deceive this test system. This test is invalid, certifier, you only have one more chance to certify"

"? That's certified, yes."

Hearing that there was only one chance, Old E immediately put his face in front of the backup camera.

"During the test, the face is detected, and the contour of the face is matched, proceed to the next item, certifier, please bring your eye pupils as close to the camera as possible"

Old E bent over and leaned his face closer to the camera, his eyes in and in.

"During the verification, the pupils are exchanged, and the next item is carried out, and the authenticator is asked to read the words on the screen in his own voice."

"Whew...... This certification process is really tiring," Old E sat back in place, his eyes looking at the computer screen.

Two sentences were written on the screen: "I am old E." I'm the most handsome. ”

Seeing these two sentences, Lao E immediately laughed, and read these two sentences out in one breath.

"In the sonic detection, the timbre is being judged, and the verification is passed, which is the original voice of the old E himself.

All tests are complete, you are welcome to use Zhizhi, Mr. E."

"That's it? So I'll be a celebrity in the future? Hahaha......"

"666, it's really Lao E himself, I'm convinced"

"Saying that Lao E is a celebrity, I'm not convinced, the XX anchor next door is also testing, but he didn't find him at all, and then he searched for the names of the major anchors, all of them, why did Lao E search for it? It's not scientific! ”

"Hahaha, upstairs, it's said it's a py transaction, why don't you understand?"

Just when the barrage was laughing and the old E was laughing happily, the page showing the passage jumped again, and a prompt box appeared.

"Congratulations to Old E for passing the celebrity certification, and you will receive the title of celebrity: Old E. And will be given permission to answer the bounty questions.

Note: Please take every question seriously, and everyone who asks a bounty question will have a chance to choose the worst answer. If you get more than 10 worst answers in a quarter, you will lose the ability to answer bounty questions! And deprived of the title.

Note 2: Each time you receive the worst answer, your level experience will be reduced by 10%. If you have access to answer because you have reached level 5, even if you do not receive the worst answer 10 times, you will still lose your answer permission if you fall out of level 5.

Note 3: If you receive the worst answer evaluation with malicious malice, you can give feedback to the official! ”

"Damn, this rule is a bit strict, and with this exhausting certification, as long as you mess around ten times, it will be withdrawn? Isn't that too serious!! Old E screamed.

However, the people in the live broadcast room thought it was so good and praised it one after another.

"Hahaha, when I saw the look of the old E's face, I wanted to fight, but now I don't need to, someone is in charge, it's really relieving!"

“……”

At the moment when Lao E was broadcasting live, Lu Yang was in the conference room, looking at the authentication data in the background.

"There are more than 1,000 people certified, almost, these 1,000 elites from all walks of life should be enough to support a period of time, and now it's time to start publicizing"

Lu Yang muttered to himself.

Finally, it's time to use that unique way of preaching.

……