Lei Bo patted Zhang Kaishou on the shoulder and said, "Look at your bitter gourd face, I don't know how much I think you have suffered!" Looking for a wife, do you need to pull your face? ”

Zhang Kaishou said: "Tianjun, I'm in my fifties, isn't this an old cow eating tender grass?" ”

"It's easy to do!" Lei Bo smiled and said, "I have the right to add or subtract from everyone's lifespan. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info wait for you to rescue Zhou Yao, I will take her thirty years of life, and you will be equal." ”

"Huh? Don't...."Zhang Kaishou instantly resurrected with full blood, and hurriedly stopped: "Tianjun, I'm joking." Hey, where am I in my fifties now? I'm only twenty years old, right? ”

Lei Bo shook his head with a smile, then reached out and grabbed a handful at Zhang Kai Shouxu, and grabbed a handful with his other hand in one direction, and then closed his hands.

After doing this, Lei Bo said to Zhang Kaishou: "Okay, your wife guarantees that nothing will happen in the next two days." ”

Zhang Kaishou's face turned red, and unconsciously, he actually remembered the scene of kissing Zhou Yao.

Just as he was thinking about getting excited, he suddenly saw Lei Bo looking at him with a smile.

"Uh.... Heaven, Heaven... I'm that.... What should I do now? ”

Zhang Kaishou hurriedly changed the topic.

Lei Bo waved his hand and said, "Just follow the original plan of you and Zhou Jindao, this time you are in some danger." But after all, you have a lot of merit power, and in the end there will be no danger.

As for those little bugs, now is not the time to clean them up, and when the time comes, I will send them all to hell for judgment. ”

"What little bug?" Zhang Kaishou asked inexplicably.

Lei Bo said indifferently: "It's your opponent this time, of course, for you, it's not a small bug, don't be planted in their hands." ”

Zhang Kaishou asked curiously: "Tianjun, ...... old guy Zhou Jindao?"

"It's not big, it's not small! He's your grandfather now! ”

Lei Bo immediately interrupted Zhang Kaishou and said.

Zhang Kaishou's face was embarrassed, and he said with some unhappiness: "Tianjun, look at it, what kind of thing is this!" If I were to rank the cultivators according to their strength, I would become the senior of the entire Cultivator Alliance. But now, I'm two generations shorter in an instant! ”

Lei Bo is too lazy to pay attention to this guy, Zhou Jindao has guarded Huaxia for decades, and his merits are no less than Zhang Kaishou. In the future, he will be crowned with the position of Taishang Laojun, which is absolutely qualified.

It's just that he didn't bother to explain this matter to Zhang Kaishou, and he would naturally know about it later.

Lei Bo said to Zhang Kaishou: "Okay, I still have something to do, so I won't brag to you." ”

With that, Lei Bo was about to disappear.

But at this moment, Zhang Kaishou shouted at Lei Bo:

"Tianjun, in case I have intimate behavior with Zhou Yao in the future, can you not peep?"

Lei Bo's body shook, and he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

He waited for Zhang Kaishou angrily and said, "Zhang Kaishou, you guy didn't get beaten today, your skin is a little tight, isn't it?"

If I want to see any picture, there are all the time in the world, and I rarely see you?

If you're not at ease, I'll just make that thing of yours gone. You won't be able to do anything bad that way, and you won't have to worry about me 'peeping'! ”

"Don't!" Zhang Kaishou's face turned pale, and he waved his hand and said, "Tianjun, you go slowly, I, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first..."

After Zhang Kaishou finished speaking, he pulled his legs and ran away.

Lei Bo shook his head, and then disappeared.

At Lu Fei's house, Lu Fei was shouting in Lei Bo's room: "Uncle? Is it really gone? Is it out? ”

At this time, the wardrobe in the room was opened, and Lei Bo, who had become an old man again, came out of the closet with a smile.

Lu Fei was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, what are you doing in the closet?" ”

"I'll play hide and seek with you!" Lei Bo said, "How? Didn't find me, did you? ”

"Hide, hide-and-seek?" Lu Fei's face was black.

Is this uncle or an old urchin?

He hurriedly said, "Uncle, I have something to do with you." ”

Lei Bo waved his hand and said, "You, just take care of your own business, do you want to take care of the rest?" Do you want to pedal two boats? ”

"No, no, no....." Lu Fei's face was flushed, and he hurriedly said: "Uncle, you are really a fairy character, as soon as I open my mouth, you know what I want to say." ”

"Less of this!" Lei Bo said: "Don't forget, I'll count! Wang Ke's girl didn't believe me, she was afraid that you would be deceived, so she told me a tricky case and wanted me to find out the murderer.

Hmph, why should I help her? A serial murder case has not been solved for several years, and the level of these police officers is indeed a little worse. ”

When Lu Fei heard this, he admired it even more, and he was just about to throw himself to the ground.

He said with a look of reverence: "Uncle, you are really a fairy!" Officer Wang told me that it was a serial murder case! You—You actually know everything? ”

Speaking of this, he suddenly said: "Just now the news broadcast, Huaxia will promote compulsory education nationwide.

I read the news on the Internet, and many of them say that it is the credit of a living immortal in Shunan, what is it called 'Heavenly Dao True Monarch'.

Now in many places, there are people who spontaneously send out money to build the 'Heavenly Dao Divine Palace'.

Uncle, you won't be the heir of the living immortal ------ ------, right? ”

Lei Bo asked with a smile, "Why don't you suspect that I am the living immortal?" ”

"Impossible!" Lu Fei shook his head and said, "First, I don't believe I have this luck. How much luck does it take to see the true face of a living immortal?

Second, I heard that the fairy is very young, well, about the same as me. So you're not the one you're old.

Third, that immortal must be indifferent, high-minded, and does not eat the fireworks of the world..... Can you.... Ahem.... ”

"Hehe..."Lei Bo laughed: "You guy, the inference is reasonable, in this case, you tell the girl that you want to find the murderer and let her do three things." ”

Lu Fei was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, what did you say, those three things?" ”

Lei Bo stretched out a finger and said, "First, you asked her to wait at the door of the police station at four o'clock this afternoon. Seeing a vendor in a red dress and a peaked cap, whatever it was for sale, let her buy it all. ”

"Second." Lei Bo stretched out his second finger and said, "You asked her to wait by the small lake in Beicheng Park at six o'clock in the evening, and if someone drowned, she would rescue the person." ”

After speaking, Lei Bo stretched out his third finger and said: "Third, let her go to the opposite of the Huimin supermarket in Siliu Lane at eight o'clock in the evening, and hide near the garbage can." When the time comes, something will happen to a woman, so let her save that woman and catch a few thugs. ”

Lu Fei was sweating when he heard this, if these things really happened, then Lei Bo would be too godly!

In everything, Lei Bo knows exactly the time, people, events, and even what people are wearing!

Could he really be a god? No, the gods are young people!

Immortal? Youngster?

Lu Fei immediately scolded himself for being a fool, if this uncle was really a fairy, of course it would change!

But when he thought about it again, Lei Bo was drunk and carried back by him for the first time, how could the gods get drunk?

And talking and doing things, hee-hee-ha-ha, he doesn't look like a fairy at all.

Perhaps, he just knows how to tell fortunes!

But now the most critical question is-----

"Uncle, you—can you say it again? I—I don't remember ......"