Volume 1 Chapter 190 Do You Have Hemorrhoids?
When I looked at my numb face, my eyes couldn't help but get bigger. Damn, no wonder that Japanese dog kept staring at Shen Shimei's chest, it turned out that her crisp peak was so big, and it was as white as a big bun sold on the street, if he was allowed to touch it, it would be great.
Shen Shimei's face showed a look of disgust, if it was someone else staring at her Sufeng, she would be happy. But who is the pockmarked face? It's a gangster on the street, a security guard with no knowledge and no culture, this kind of person also wants to fall for her, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat.
Thinking of this, Shen Shiliu blocked her chest with her hand, and she didn't show her numb face.
Seeing that he couldn't see Shen Pomegranate's crisp peak, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth pitifully and said, "Sister Pomegranate, don't be afraid." It's not that I'm bragging, I'm very powerful in Macheng District, no one dares to mess with me, what can you do to call my mobile phone in the future, this is my business card, my mobile phone is open for you when you're young. With that, Ma Face took out a business card from his suit pocket.
Today, in order to engage in this bird spring outing, he changed into a freshly washed suit, the following is a pair of freshly washed beach pants, and the leather shoes on the shoes are also shoe polish that cost two yuan at noon. Otherwise, his clothes would only be washed once every ten days and eight days.
Shen Shiliu strangely took the business card of the hemp face, but he didn't expect that the gangster with the hemp face also had a business card. When Shen Shiliu looked at the inside and wrote, "Director of Security of Macheng District People's Hospital, Yang Dachun." ”
"Security officer?" Shen Shiliu said strangely. Does their hospital have such a level? Didn't the security guard invite you?
"Hehehe, yes, Sister Pomegranate, you can also call me Brother Chun in the future, or you can call me Director Chun," Ma Yan saw Shen Pomegranate reaching over to get his business card, her hand did not block her Su Feng, and he could see the whiteness of her chest again, and he couldn't help but secretly inhale the cold air.
Mom, the pair of things on Shen Pomegranate's chest are really big, much better than the young lady he called in those stores. I don't know how much it costs to play Shen Pomegranate once? I don't know if sixty dollars is okay? The young lady he used to call on the street was only 50 yuan. Goods like Shen Pomegranate should be a little more expensive than those young ladies.
"Ma Face, why don't you wear a security uniform?" Shen Shiliu couldn't help laughing when she saw that Ma Yan was wearing a suit on top, shorts underneath, and leather shoes without socks.
"Second son, come over here," Ma Face saw that the second son came up, and he immediately called the second son over. "Sister Pomegranate, this is our security uniform, I am the director, and I can sometimes wear civilian clothes."
Damn, people who have a little ability are called directors, like Mo Zhitao, Shen Shimei, Xu Xiaohai and Ding Run, what kind of directors are they, he has such a numb face, why don't you seal a director? Anyway, in the security room, he is the boss with a numb face, he is not called the director, who is called the director?
As soon as the second son came over and saw the pair of white rabbits on Shen Shimei's chest, his eyes couldn't help but widen. Mom, the boss is really the boss, he knows that the car has something to see, so he immediately rushes up. It seems that it is not wrong for me to follow the boss sometimes, Shen Pomegranate's pair of things are so dazzling.
"Damn, second son, your saliva is coming out, you roll to the front for me to take a look, protect the man in the car." Ma Mian saw the second son staring at Shen Pomegranate's crisp peak, and he couldn't help but get angry. Shen Shiliu is his woman, and the second son can't look at it for more than half an eye.
Shen Shiliu heard Ma Mian say this, she pulled her clothes to prevent her crisp peak from being exposed.
The second son touched his chin, and he said angrily: "Boss, don't talk nonsense, I didn't drool." After speaking, he reluctantly glanced at Shen Shimei Crisp Peak, and then he turned around and walked to the front to sit.
"Ma Face, I have written down your phone number, if I have anything in the future, I will definitely ask you for help." Shen Shiliu's heart moved, a bastard like a pockmarked face can't be offended, and she can sometimes use them to do something. Thinking of this, she took the business card with a hemp face.
At this time, the bus drove away. Anyway, the heads of each department counted the number of people, and Yu Meijing also said that she would get on the bus at half past one and set off in 10 minutes. Whoever didn't get on the bus, hitchhiked to the forest park by himself.
Because some people want to be more convenient, they drive to the forest park by themselves. Anyway, it's not far from the forest park, and it's nothing to drop some people.
Seeing the car driving, he thought about sitting next to Shen Pomegranate to see if he had a chance to touch Shen Pomegranate's thigh. But Shen Shiliu was sitting in the middle of the aisle, and there was no way for him to go in.
"Captain Maface, come in and sit," Ding Run pointed to the position next to him, because some people drove over, and there were still vacant seats in the bus.
"Dr. Ding, please call me director, I don't call me captain, and I don't call me Ma Face." Ma Face said angrily. "My name is Yang Dachun." Damn, not everyone can call themselves numb.
"I'm sorry, Director Yang," Ding Run said embarrassedly. "Come in and sit."
Ma Mian shook his head, "No need, I'll just stand, I want to protect you." "The hospital is twenty minutes away from the forest park, and he just walks. Moreover, Ma Yan also thought about taking advantage of Shen Pomegranate for a while.
The standing pockmarked face had already thought of a wonderful trick, and when the driver braked for a while, he deliberately sat down towards Shen Shimei. Sister, he will be able to sit on Shen Pomegranate's lap in a while, and then he will rub her crisp peak with his back, which is a very cool thing.
Thinking of Shen Shimei's long legs in black stockings, his Moudong had a reaction, he had not played with such a woman, he tried his best to play.
It didn't take long for the bus to hit the road. Seeing that the driver hadn't braked yet, he couldn't help but be anxious. He shouted loudly, "Driver, do you fucking know how to drive?" How do you drive like a snail, believe it or not I beat you to death. ”
The second son in front heard Ma Mian screaming like this, and he also coaxed beside him, "Driver, did you hear what our boss said?" If you don't drive faster, we'll beat you up in a minute. ”
The driver was still thinking about scolding the hemp face at first, but when he heard the second son in the security uniform also scolding him, and what kind of boss he said, he was scared, and he hurriedly drove the car faster.
Ma Face saw that the bus was driving fast, and he couldn't help but be secretly happy. "Hurry, hurry, and then you'll brake," Ma Face cried in his heart.
The more the pocky face wanted the driver to brake, the more people didn't brake sharply, which made the pocky face anxious. He was embarrassed to ask the driver to brake and asked him to deliberately sit on Shen Pomegranate's beautiful legs.
The bus was about to arrive at the forest park when it was open, and the hemp face had already seen the high gate of the forest park in front of him. He couldn't help but get angry, couldn't he take advantage of Shen Pomegranate?
Just as the bus drove to the front of the forest park, the bus in front stopped to buy tickets, and the bus also stopped. Because it's a little fast, it's a bit of a brake to stop now, but it's not a sudden braking, even if you stand with a numb face, you won't fall.
But Ma Face couldn't wait, how could he let go of such an opportunity again. He took advantage of the slight forward leaning of the car, he let out a small "oops", and then deliberately sat in the back.
Hey, hey, Shen Shimei sat behind him, as long as he sat down, he would definitely be able to sit on Shen Shimei's lap. When he was about to fall down on purpose, his hand touched Shen Shimei's thigh, sister, that is a very cool thing.
Hey? He had already fallen, why hadn't he touched Shen Pomegranate's body yet? The pockmarked face is strange. "Ah," Ma Face screamed loudly, feeling his ass stabbed hard, it hurt
Ma Face immediately jumped up, and he kept jumping down the aisle holding his ass. He turned his head and looked, Mom, Shen Pomegranate was holding a long pin in his hand, as if he was looking at the hemp face very helplessly.
"Ma Face, I was about to prepare something else, but I didn't expect you to sit down and stab you, are you okay?" Shen Shiliu asked deliberately with a smile. A trick like a pockmarked face, she saw it at a glance. Hmph, if you don't teach him a lesson, he won't have a long memory in the future.
"I, I'm fine," Ma Face covered his ass with a pale face. Damn, my ass was pricked with a pin, how could it be okay? But he can't say anything, Shen Shimei is sitting there, he sits down by himself, who else can he complain about?
"Boss, what's wrong with you?" The second son heard the screams of the numb face, he hurriedly stood up and turned around and asked.
Ma Yan scolded angrily: "What's your mother, you care about me?" ”
The second son saw that the numb face was covering his buttocks, and he asked worriedly, "Boss, do you have hemorrhoids?" You can ask Director Mo to help you take a look, his medical skills are good. ”
"Your sister, you don't speak, no one is dumb for you." The numb face was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, how could a healthy and educated person like him have hemorrhoids?
The bus drove inside, and the numb face still kept rubbing his buttocks, Shen Pomegranate was very ruthless just now, if he wasn't wearing beach pants, he might have been blown up by Shen Pomegranate.
The bus drove to the field training ground inside and stopped, and Yu Meijing held a loudspeaker and called everyone to assemble, taking the department as a unit. Some of the instructors at the training ground were already standing aside, holding the same camouflage uniforms as they were on, and distributing the clothes to various departments, and then the instructors gave everyone laser simulator guns.
This training ground is very large, although Yu Meijing and the others came with more than 200 people this time, but under the arrangement of those instructors, it is still orderly.
Because Yu Meijing greeted the training ground in advance, under the assignment of the instructor, they were divided into five fields, and two teams in each field were engaged in field battles. Everyone listened to the instructors explain the rules of the game and the use of guns and other equipment, and they all felt very excited.
Ma-faced shook the laser gun excitedly, and shot elsewhere. Then he deliberately said to Shen Shiliu next to him: "Sister Pomegranate, this gun is very fake, one day I will take you to play with real guns, I often play with real guns." ”
"Real guns? Have you ever touched a real gun? Shen Shiliu asked in disbelief.