Chapter 105: Ye Jingcheng's distress
Kang Han has been practicing martial arts hard since he was a child under the supervision of his grandfather Kang Jianlong's stick, and he has not dared to be lazy for 20 years.
His basic skills are already quite solid, and from time to time he has fought with the masters of the Central Guard Regiment who defended his grandfather, and he has a lot of actual combat experience.
In Kang Han's opinion, Chen Hao, who stood there stupidly and unguarded, could be said to be full of flaws.
Approaching the best attack distance, Kang Han secretly said, "Stinky boy, die!" "One kick kicked at Chen Hao's waist, if the kick was strong, he wouldn't be able to get out of bed for three months.
Chen Hao stepped back and easily avoided it.
Kang Han's kick was just a temptation, and when he saw Chen Hao retreating, he quickly narrowed the distance with an arrow step, and raised his leg to kick Chen Hao's knee.
The knee joint is the largest and most complex joint in the human body, and it is easy to form a fracture if it is directly hit by an external force.
At the moment when Kang Han raised his leg, Chen Hao appeared in front of Kang Han like a ghost, and Kang Han only saw a fist getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes, and stopped a millimeter away from the tip of his nose.
So fast! His legs were still regaining their strength, and his fists arrived.
Kang Han's pupils shrank, and a drop of sweat flowed down his nose to the tip of his nose and landed on Chen Hao's fist.
Light is faster than speed, Kang Han understands that he is by no means Chen Hao's opponent, but what is the use of fast light speed?
Kang Han quickly took a step back and was about to swing his leg to attack, only to find that a large foot had blocked his view and stopped in front of his face.
Kang Han's sweat was flowing down like a waterfall, and he knew that Chen Hao was merciful at his feet, and if he kicked this foot, his handsome face suddenly turned into a big baked cake.
"I throw in the towel!" Kang Han didn't care that Chen Hao's stinky feet were in front of him, and shouted loudly.
Chen Hao smiled, folded his legs and returned to Shen Yueru's side, clapped his hands lightly and said, "After finishing the work, the clothes are in hand." ”
Kang Han had a cold face, turned his head and left. The beautiful woman wearing big sunglasses glanced at Chen Hao in surprise and left in a hurry.
When they were far away, Shen Yueru, who was thoughtful, suddenly jumped up and shouted, "I remember, isn't she Du Annie?" Last year, she was the third super girl in the country, and this year she played the heroine in the movie "Jasmine Blossom", oops, why didn't you remember it just now? It would be nice if she could sign my name. ”
Looking at Shen Yueru's eyes with stars and a demented look, Chen Hao said angrily: "Okay, okay, isn't it just a signature?" I'll get you one then. ”
"Great, thank you!" Shen Yueru hugged Chen Hao and kissed him fiercely on the face.
Seeing Ye Jingcheng's snickering face, Chen Hao couldn't help blushing, and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, let's go back too." ”
On the way, Ye Jingcheng quietly asked Chen Hao: "Mouse, are you free today?" I'm a little unwell, can you help me take a look? ”
"Oh, what's uncomfortable?" Chen Hao asked casually.
"I'll talk to you more carefully when I go back." Ye Jingcheng, who is known as having a thick skin that can be used as a city wall, has a rare red face.
Chen Hao stopped, scanned Ye Jingcheng's body from head to toe, and said, "I think it's very good, except for a little mild obesity, everything is fine." ”
"I'll talk about it when I go back, I'll talk about it when I go back." Ye Jingcheng pushed Chen Hao and walked to the parking lot.
Tiny clinic.
"Now you can say it, what's uncomfortable?" In a separate room, Chen Hao asked Ye Jingcheng.
"Well, that's a long story." Ye Jingcheng said wryly.
"Damn, it's a long story to be sick, do you want to write a novel?" Chen Hao was furious and slapped Ye Jingcheng on the back, almost knocking Ye Jingcheng's eyeballs out.
Ye Jingcheng said with a bitter face: "Then I'll make a long story short." Wasn't it Christmas Eve yesterday? ”
Chen Hao nodded and said, "Yes, that's right." ”
"Christmas Eve is a great time for young men and women to go on a date, right?"
"Yes, that's right." Yesterday, there were two beautiful women dating me, Chen Hao thought proudly.
"If the relationship between the man and the woman is good enough, they will hug and kiss each other, right?"
"Yes, that's right." Thinking of Shen Yueru's moving body and the most affectionate kiss, Chen Hao couldn't help but be a little obsessed, and little Chen Hao was also a little impatient.
"When the love between men and women is so deep that they will not be satisfied with hugging, stroking and kissing, the next thing is to strip their whole bodies naked, and the circles are forked, right?"
"Yes, that's right." Thinking of last night's absurd night with Shen Yueru, Chen Hao's face suddenly turned red like a big apple, thinking of the soft and fragrant smell on Shen Yueru's body, the graceful appearance of being happy under him, and the ecstatic moan...... Xiao Chen Hao is already a pillar of optimism.
But after thinking about it, it's not right, I almost looked foreign in front of Ye Jingcheng, damn! Is this guy playing with me, donkey?
With a "snap", Chen Hao gave Ye Jingcheng a big slap on the back, almost knocking Ye Jingcheng into the floor.
"Holy! You! Ask you where you are not feeling well, what are you doing so far in the clouds? To make a long story short, short fart! ”
Ye Jingcheng cried and said with a sad face: "Don't beat me, it's about to get to the key place." Last night, Xiaofang and I opened a room, and we were about to do that, but I didn't expect that as soon as my words touched hers, they were all blown away. ”
When Chen Hao heard this, he understood, it turned out that Ye Jingcheng's guy said this, no wonder he was hiding it, and he was embarrassed.
Gently patting Ye Jingcheng's shoulder, Chen Hao comforted: "It's okay, men are like this for the first time, just exercise more." ”
When Ye Jingcheng heard Chen Hao say this, not only was he not happy, but he was even more sad: "It's been almost a month since this happened. ”
"Ha Luha, you deserve it!" Chen Hao gloated and said: "Tell you to read pornography in junior high school, sneak in the quilt in high school and peek at the girls in the opposite women's dormitory to change clothes, peek at the girls opposite in the college to take a bath, and hide in the toilet alone to solve it yourself, and if you are not sick, you will get sick." ”
Ye Jingcheng was about to cry: "At that time, I was young and ignorant, so I deserve to be forgiven." Brother, save me. ”
Chen Hao scolded with a smile: "You dead donkey, you have done a good job of secrecy, and you don't tell me if you have a girlfriend, I don't know anything about this, and I am still a brother?" If it is not cured, it will not be cured, and it will not be cured. ”
"Mouse, don't blame me for this, do you remember that two months ago, I called you several times to ask you to go out to play and you didn't come, and at that time I wanted to introduce Xiaofang to you."
Chen Hao remembered that Qianqian seemed to be very angry at that time, complaining that she didn't play with it, so she rejected Ye Jingcheng's invitation.
"Brother, I'm sorry, I blame you." Chen Hao immediately apologized and said: "Today I will give you a needle, and tomorrow I will ensure that you will be alive and well, and a stick will beat women all over the world invincible." ”
Chen Hao suddenly made a move to make Ye Jingcheng faint, prick him with a silver needle, and threw him aside.