Chapter 136: Playing Dead

If you say it, it is the water that is spilled, and it can't be recovered, and the so-called water is difficult to collect. Anyway, Erdan "believed Xiaoxiao's words", and he had to bravely "die" once to make up for his debt to Xiaoxiao. If Xiaoxiao insists that he pay it back, then he can only pay it back in the next life. Come and live, wait for Li Erdan to surface from the water, soon.

At the place where Erdan fell into the water, the figure of Shenwu never resurfaced after sinking into the water, at least Xiaoxiao looked stupidly on the water for two minutes and did not appear.

Xiaoxiao was stunned for two minutes, and her head was short-circuited for two minutes, and then she quickly put on the oxygen mask and launched a diving rocket to dive to the bottom of the sea. She wants to tell Li Erdan in person: I don't want you to die, I want you to live well. If the festival is broken, it will be broken, and you will not be allowed to accompany it.

Fifteen or sixteen meters deep in the Zhongsha Atoll, in a large cluster of beautiful corals, Li Erdan's "remains" lay peacefully on it, no breathing, no heartbeat, his expression was so serene, and his body was still so majestic, handsome, chic, and ...... martial arts. The evening sunlight slanted into the water, penetrated the thick layer of water, and finally hit the bottom of the sea, which was not very deep, and there were a few wisps sprinkled on Li Erdan's body, making his whole person sunny again.

Even though he is lying under the seabed, Li Erdan is still so chic and natural, and he is a handsome guy. Fish roamed around him, and a few mischievous fish would poke at him with their mouths.

Hey, this colorful and beautiful coral is so distinctive, how do you look like a chrysanthemum, there are red, white, yellow, and pink, and the shape is also different, or single petal, or flat petal, or tube petal, or tongue petal......

Li Erdan really chooses a place to "commit suicide", and even chrysanthemums are ready-made. If he was draped in a white cloth again, it would be even more meaningful.

Comrade Li Erdan, because he took away his sister-in-law'......s chastity, was ashamed and couldn't help himself, and committed suicide by jumping into the sea at Zhongsha Atoll on January 201X, at the age of 223.

Li Erdan's life is a life of struggle, a life of counterattack, a life of seeking happiness for himself and the well-being of mankind.

Xiaoxiao held the diving rocket like a mermaid and dived straight to the depths of the sea, and the two thighs kept swinging, which was clearly the tail of the mermaid. She turned a blind eye to the splendor of the underwater world, and she is now full of Li Erdan, a flowery and big radish boy who didn't know when Shenma suddenly had a good impression of him.

A large sea turtle was wandering happily, its body was comparable to the tires of a heavy truck, and suddenly its big toad-like eyes glared, and its eyes were almost out of its sockets, and it looked straight in the direction of the sea.

I rub, this girl is very tasteful, much more beautiful than the one I met when I came to dive the day before yesterday, I have to go to a visit, and give her a big kiss by the way.

This turtle is also really lustful, bold and fat, and likes to flirt with human beauties. The day before yesterday, a rich boy in HK took his beautiful girlfriend to Zhongsha Atoll on a luxury cruise ship to take wedding photos of the underwater world. Since it is a wedding photo, it is indispensable to have a kissing shot. Brother Gongzi and his girlfriend really kissed under the seabed, and as for the number of times, the big turtle knew very well, it roughly counted, at least fifty times.

The thousand-year-old turtle, the 10,000-year-old turtle, the turtle and turtle will become fine after living for a long time, just like the super king eight essences that appeared in the Great Northwest Bluewater City mentioned above.

The big turtle quickly learned the art of kissing from the man and woman in front of him, and then he wanted to test it on Childe's girlfriend. How could Brother Childe allow a brute to kiss his girlfriend, and the big turtle also knew this, so it kissed secretly. In the end, the big sea turtle succeeded, and its mouth bit the delicate lips of Childe's girlfriend and kissed it for half a minute. When the big sea turtle is over and lets go of its mouth, the girl's mouth becomes a sausage mouth, and a beautiful woman becomes an ugly gossip.

The bloody experience of the past tells us that the mouth of a sea turtle cannot be touched, and if it is touched, it will be broken.

At this moment, the big turtle wants to show its kissing skills again, and the target is Song Xiaoxiao's children's shoes that rush down with a diving rocket.

The big turtle kicked its hooves, suddenly moved, and swam towards Xiaoxiao, its neck stretched longer than a goose's neck, and it was straighter, and its mouth was also open.

Xiaoxiao saw the big sea turtle that was obsessed with color, and also saw its ugly face, and felt disgusted in my heart!

I want to kiss my mother, in the next life!

Xiaoxiao turned the direction of the diving rocket and hit the head of the giant turtle instead of the turtle shell, because the turtle shell was so hard that the plastic shell of the small rocket could easily be broken.

With a bang, the small rocket hit the slender head of the big sea turtle, and the big sea turtle was immediately dizzy and sank.

Xiaoxiao didn't take the big turtle seriously, she dived to the bottom of the sea and easily found the second egg. At that moment, the sadness in her heart disappeared, and a bright smile appeared on her pretty face.

Li Erdan, Li Erdan, you are such a big person, why are you still like a child, you are so cute, it will make people love you even more and can't extricate yourself, first with your heart, and then with your body.

Xiaoxiao sneaked to Erdan's side and drove the pesky fish away, because she was jealous, eating the vinegar of the fish. Then Xiaoxiao slapped Erdan a few times on him, telling him not to pretend to be dead anymore.

However, the second egg didn't move at all!

Erdan held his breath and was in a state of concentration, lying on the bottom of the sea for a day.

Xiaoxiao also felt that Erdan was very strange, pretending to be dead and pretending to be the same as the real thing, and there were no bubbles coming out of the nostrils and mouth, indicating that the person was not breathing.

After holding his breath for three or four minutes, he should be a god! Xiaoxiao held her breath in the sea water for a minute at most, and if the water depth reached 20 meters, she couldn't reach it for half a minute.

In order to determine whether Erdan is dead, Xiaoxiao put his ear on Erdan's chest.

Uh, there's no heartbeat, there's really no heartbeat. Could it be that Li Erdan is really dead?

Xiaoxiao has been tricked by the second egg once, and if she is tricked a second time, it will be a problem with her IQ. At this moment, she thought that the Erdan Yang God was out of his body, wandering outside his body, leaving his body in vain.

In fact, the second egg really didn't get out of the body, but he was settled. In the seawater, it is still unknown whether the Yang God can emerge from the Heavenly Gate, after all, there is no literature recorded throughout the ages, and Erdan has not tried.

Then Xiaoxiao pinched the second egg's body a few times, but the person was still unmoved, pretending to be dead and pretending to be professional.