"Eh, no, you're such a beautiful girl, why do you like to write on the glass of other people's cars?" Fang Tian's face twitched a few times involuntarily, and he glared at Ye Chen fiercely. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing Fang Tian glaring at himself inexplicably, Ye Chen was extremely innocent, his hands were in a bunch, I went, what happened to me?

"I'll write it if I'm happy! Where did it come from, what, why? The girl rolled her eyes at Fang Tian, took out a tissue, and wiped the dust off her fingers very carefully.

"Then why don't you write something else?" Fang Tian asked, pointing to the glass.

"Plug in, plug in." Ye Chen hurriedly waved at the two.

"Uncle Shi, what is this written about?" Ye Chen leaned into Fang Tian's ear, pointed to the English on the glass, and asked softly.

"Huh? You don't know? Fang Tian looked at Ye Chen in surprise. Then you just said that the writing is beautiful? ”

"Hey, hey...."

Ye Chen's face turned red, and he said with an embarrassed face: "I don't know, I mean she writes beautifully." ”

"Bad Pen"

Fang Tian gave him a blank look, but still translated him truthfully.

Hearing Fang Tian's words, the girl immediately covered her mouth and 'giggles..' laughed.

Ye Chen glanced at Fang Tian and then at the girl, and his face suddenly became a little unbearable.

"I said, uncle, don't scold people if you're okay! Although I came out to eat your flowers this time, I still have dignity. ”

Seeing Ye Chen's embarrassed look, the girl laughed even more.

"When did I scold you?" Fang Tian was confused and asked with his hands spread.

"You just scolded me."

Ye Chen's expression was very serious, because he felt that he had to communicate well with this rich uncle, and he couldn't insult himself casually like just now, especially when there was a beautiful woman in front of him.

"I just scolded you?" Fang Tian pointed his finger at his mouth and asked.

"You're scolding me for being a penman." Ye Chen's face was serious.

"When did I scold you for being bad?" Fang Tian's mind didn't turn for a while.

"Just now."

"Are you a penman, then?"

"It's not."

"Then why should I scold you for being a penman?"

"The problem is that you scolded!"

The girl who was still laughing alone just now is now looking at the two men in front of her with a blindfolded face. What's the situation? How do you talk about tongue twisters?

"I didn't scold."

"Look, you almost scolded again, but you retracted."

"Are you a bad pen? I said it, I didn't scold. ”

Fang Tian's face turned purple, did this kid's brain get into the water?

"Damn, you're scolding again!"

Ye Chen's face was also difficult to look at, you kept emphasizing that you didn't scold, but this time you scolded again.

"No, I'm telling you, I'm emphasizing this to you, I didn't scold just now." Fang Tian was helpless, so he could only suppress his temperament and explain well.

"But the problem is that you scolded, and with the addition just now, it was still twice. If you don't believe me, you can ask this beauty. Ye Chen said, then turned to the girl and said, "Beauty, did my uncle scold just now?" ”

Damn, why did you get involved with me again. The woman was stunned for a moment, stretched out her hand, and did not shake her hand, nor did she nod.

"I scolded him?" Fang Tian pointed to himself and asked the woman.

The woman nodded, then shook her head hurriedly.

"Look, she shook her head." Fang Tian pointed at the girl and said to Ye Chen.

"I just saw her nod first."

.....

"Well, you talk slowly, I still have something, I'll go first." The girl smirked and ran out of the parking lot as if she were running for her life.

Hey....

Both of them shouted at the same time.

The car was on the way back to Yanling City, but Fang Tian didn't have the joy of going home at all.

"Uncle Shi, I didn't mean to blame you just now, but I just want to explain that the word "pen" is inappropriate for me." Ye Chen, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was obviously not in a good mood.

"Are you a penman? Are you a penman? Since you're not a pen, why should I scold you? Only if you are a pen, or do something that a pen, I will scold you. Do you know how to use the pen? Fang Tian held the steering wheel with one hand and pointed at Ye Chen with the other, at this moment, his temperament was faintly uncontrollable.

Ye Chen on the side nodded subconsciously, but then his face turned blue. This has been emphasized for a long time, why is it still a bad pen?

"Uncle Shi, you scolded me again."

If it weren't for the fact that Fang Tian was his uncle, Ye Chen's hands would have already grabbed his neck. Of course, this uncle only accounted for a small part of the reason, the most important thing was that Fang Tian was driving now, and directly strangling Fang Tian himself would be injured; In addition, according to the master, it seems that he may not be able to beat Fang Tian.

Fang Tian had already turned his face to the window on his side at this time, and after about a few seconds, a sudden brake stopped the car.

"I'm going to scold you for being bad, what do you want?" Immediately, he yelled at Ye Chen, and his mouth full of spittle sprayed Ye Chen's face.

Fang Tian's sudden braking suddenly made Ye Chen's center of gravity unstable, and his whole face was attached to the front windshield, and he had just taken his face back, and Fang Tian sprayed a face of spittle. Squinting, he pulled out a tissue and wiped it on his face. said aggrievedly while wiping.

"Just burn the pen!"

"You kid remembered for me, I don't want to talk to you about it all the time. First of all, Lao Tzu didn't scold you for being bad, don't look very aggrieved in front of Lao Tzu. Secondly, even if Lao Tzu scolds you for being bad, you have to bear it for me. ”

Fang Tian gasped and kept poking Ye Chen's head with his fingers, his already angry liver hurt at this time. Growing so big, no one has ever made him so angry. This sinister pen made himself angry like this on the first day.

"I am dignified."

Ye Chen muttered unwillingly.

"Can dignity be eaten? Dignity can be worn with a change of clothes? Fang Tian's temper, which had just calmed down a little, suddenly came up again.

"From today onwards, everything in the house: doing laundry, cooking, grocery shopping, mopping the floor, washing dishes, cleaning the toilet you have taken care of. Don't you want dignity? If you can't do anything well, you don't want to eat. Fang Tian sneered.

"Uncle Shi, don't you have a washing machine at home?" Ye Chen asked in a low voice. Looking at the car he was sitting in, Fang Tian didn't look like he didn't have a washing machine at home.

"Don't use electricity for the washing machine?" Fang Tian immediately blocked back with a word.

"I ....." Ye Chen just wanted to say something, but he suddenly swallowed back his stomach, thinking about his miserable days in the future, it is better to say a few words. This uncle is too picky. Alas, just put pen to paper, who let himself go out without money?

Thinking of his excitement when he thought he could eat a big meal, Ye Chen wanted to cry. I'm really bad at TMD, why don't I bring a bank card when I go out?

After a long time, Fang Tian restarted the car and hit the road.

Under the reflection of the setting sun, the pen on the rear window looks particularly chic.