Chapter 57: Smash My Car and Beat You to Death
Seeing that Chen Hao was so smart and capable, Ye Desheng couldn't help but nod secretly, thinking that his son could be with him, and he could rest assured. Picking up the tea sent by Chen Hao carelessly, gently unscrewing the lid, a fragrance wafted in the study, Ye Desheng stood up suddenly, with a shocked look on his face, and let the spilled tea wet his clothes.
Ye Desheng stretched out his slightly trembling hand, took out a few tea leaves from the tea can, put them under his nose and smelled them, that's right, this is the smell, the top Ming Qian Longjing, the top tea that only provincial and ministerial-level high-ranking officials can taste.
I had the pleasure of tasting it once. Once I went to the old leader's house, the old leader was happy, and took out a cheeky and stubborn stalker from the mayor to pick up one or two teas, the two tasted together for a whole afternoon, the endless aftertaste of tea lingered for three days, and since then there has been no interest in other teas.
Ye Desheng didn't expect Chen Hao to be able to take out such a big can, and couldn't help but secretly speculate about Chen Hao's backstage background.
Chen Hao walked out of the study, and hugged Ye Jingcheng to Cai Meng's entertainment city to sing, the two big men roared like this, although they were out of tune, they were sweating, but they were also happy.
They roared coolly, some people were extremely unhappy, and a fat man in the box next door with a gold necklace as thick as a little thumb and three huge gold rings on his fingers frowned, and said to the people next to him: "What are you doing next door, you are out of love or dead dad, you go and talk to Ah Biao, and drive those two away for me." ”
Ah Biao is a small boss in the entertainment city.
After a while, the man next to him came back and whispered in the fat man's ear and said, "Brother Biao said, that person is very big, tell us not to provoke him." ”
The fat man scolded and said, "Damn, keep drinking." ”
After a few glasses of wine, the fat man felt the urgency to urinate, so he went out to pee. When he came back, he passed by the door of Chen Hao's box, and heard the ghost crying wolf howl inside, and the unhappy feeling became stronger and stronger.
With the help of alcohol, the fat man leaned against the door of the box and slapped his hand on the door a few times, but he was weak after drinking, which was no different from tickling.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, the fat man was furious and kicked twice.
Chen Hao and Ye Jingcheng turned on the music loudly, and roared violently, where can they hear it?
The fat man was a little brainless and had to open the door, so he took a few steps back and stumbled to open it.
The fat man didn't have much strength, but his weight was not small, and he hit the door all of a sudden, and Chen Hao and Ye Jingcheng were suddenly dusted by the dust raised on the roof.
After hitting the fat man, he leaned against the door, and as soon as Chen Hao opened the door, the fat man suddenly turned into a round ball and rolled into the box.
Chen Hao frowned, beckoned to the waiter, and asked, "Who is this person?" ”
The waiter knew about the relationship between Chen Hao and Cai Meng, and said with a flattering smile: "His name is Jin Dazhuang, and he is the owner of a nearby building materials store." ”
"Tell a few brothers to drag him out of the gang for me." Chen Hao said angrily.
The waiter hurriedly called a few brothers and threw Jin Dazhuang and his friends out of the gate with dragging.
Jin Dazhuang sat on the ground and scolded: "Ah Biao, you get out of here, do you treat guests like this?" I'm going to sue your boss......"
Ah Biao hurriedly called a few people, dragged Jin Dazhuang to the parking lot, and said: "Da Zhuang, it's not that I won't help you today, that person is too big, our boss has to keep his head down when talking to him, he can kill me with one finger." ”
After speaking, he pointed to the black and shiny Porsche in the parking lot and said, "See, just his car, I can't afford to sell it ten times." Come on, let's go, don't ask for yourself. ”
After Ah Biao finished speaking, he patted him on the shoulder and left, Jin Dazhuang stood in place, his face was blue and white for a while, but thinking that he was inferior to others, he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
Jin Dazhuang sighed, turned around and wanted to leave, but suddenly stopped. "I can't play with you, can't I play with your car? When you come out after you are done inside, and you see your car, hehe, there is no place to cry when you are told to cry. ”
Jin Dazhuang turned his head to look left and right, and seeing that no one was paying attention, he sneakily touched Chen Hao's Porsche.
Circling around this Porsche, Jin Dazhuang said secretly: "Grandma's, just this car, it is estimated that it will cost millions." Hehe, let's soak you in urine and fertilize first. ”
After speaking, he took out the words, closed his eyes and happily released water towards Chen Hao's car.
He didn't even see that the water that had been released made a strange turn, and it was all drenched on his own pants.
Feeling a hot current flowing through his pants, Jin Dazhuang looked down and scolded: "Are you drunk too?" So soft. ”
Qianqian laughed and trembled, it was a small trick just now.
All the robots are controlled by Qianqian, and when Jin Dazhuang approaches Porsche, the Porsche robot transmits the information to Qianqian.
Seeing Jin Dazhuang's peeing behavior, Qianqian slightly changed the nearby earth's gravitational field, allowing Jin Dazhuang to reap the consequences, but it was ridiculous that he didn't know what to do.
Chen Hao got the information from Qianqian and learned that the fat man wanted to smash his car, so he was furious and rushed to the parking lot by urinating.
Seeing the fat man from a distance, Chen Hao rolled up his sleeves and wanted to rush forward, Qianqian said: "Don't worry, master, you haven't seen our blue giant robot yet, you hide to the side and watch first, and there will be a good show in a while." ”
Jin Dazhuang looked at Xizhou, the ground was spotless, not to mention bricks and stones, not even a small piece of paper could be found.
Jin Dazhuang remembered that there was still a crowbar in the trunk of his car, turned back to his car, opened the trunk, took out the crowbar, and saw that there was a can of red spray paint next to the crowbar, and he also took it casually.
Jin Dazhuang returned to the side of the Porsche, gritted his teeth and said: "Stinky boy, you are quite capable, so crazy, see that I don't play you to death, hum." First prick the tires of your four cars, let out your gas, and then smash all the glass, let you drink the northwest wind, and spray Braille on your car at the end. Well, what words are good to spray? Let me think. ”
Jin Dazhuang tilted his head and thought for a long time, and said, "By the way, just spray 'I'm a bastard'."
After Jin Dazhuang finished speaking, he took out the fruit knife he carried with him and stabbed it at the tire, a knife went down to a hole, looking at the sound of "swoop", the body of the Porsche quickly dropped short, Jin Dazhuang suddenly came to pleasure, pricked, called a bastard, and stabbed dozens of times in succession.
Chen Hao looked distressed for a while, but he also knew that this car was changed by a deformed robot, and it would definitely not be broken.
Then Jin Dazhuang picked up the crowbar and smashed it against the glass window, the crisp sound of glass breaking sounded almost heavenly to Jin Dazhuang, he twisted his butt while circling the Porsche, and picked up the crowbar from time to time and smashed it a few times, like a big penguin.
Chen Hao couldn't cry or laugh when he looked at this living treasure.