"Sizzle-sizzle-"

Alas, the sound was like a leak from the bottom of the pot, which upset people.

I didn't feel angry and said: "Ruyu, you have something to say, what kind of anger do you want to smoke properly!" ”

His long eyelashes flickered slightly, and he said in a straight voice: "Miss Ye, the immeasurable layman has superb medical skills, he has conditioned your body very well, can you delay it until next spring, can you ...... Can ......"

When this man has attained enlightenment, how can he add a grinding problem?

I flicked my sleeves and snorted, "'thirsty' what 'thirsty'!" I'm still hungry! I Ye Rong had the foresight, and made a special trip to lift two tiles on the corridor for you, if you are thirsty, go out, turn right, raise your head, open your mouth, and drink your full! You only said I had a few days to live! ”

Wen Ruyu didn't raise her eyebrows, and said solemnly: "In the few days you lived in Dingnan Palace, there was a small amount of 'women's hearts' in the meal. ”

He paused slightly, and only when he saw that I was still indifferent, did he continue: "'Women's heart' is a strange poison in the "Thousand Herbs Sutra", using a little, can temporarily delay the onset of toxicity, but poison is poison after all, in the long run, the accumulation of new poison in the body in those days will not only make the poison early, but also make the poisoned person double the pain when the poison occurs......"

Poison hair in advance, the pain is doubled, heh, that poisonous woman hates me to the bone!

I pursed my suddenly dry lips and said, "Ruyu, you only tell the truth, how long do I have left?" ”

He groaned for a while, "According to my humble opinion, I'm afraid it won't be delayed after the year." ”

Oh?

Hearing this news, my heart was relieved, oh, these days, what I am most afraid of is going to the latrine, for fear that halfway through, "bang", the woman's heart is poisonous, I fell into the pit, let the master and all the senior brothers come to the latrine to catch me, it is always a shame!

Alas, from now on, I finally don't have to worry about it all day!

I smiled and asked, "So, I have at most four months to live?" ”

Wen Ruyu wiped her dirty hands on the dirty placket, her thin lips as red as peach blossoms, and said with a smile: "Well, the immeasurable layman is worthy of being a master, and he taught Miss Ye's arithmetic so well, if he has the opportunity to do it another day, he will get ......."

is talking about my life, such a serious, serious thing, what kind of style is he smoking?

Alas, your life is your own, the convulsions are someone else's, and you have to take care of your own life!

With great hope, I asked, "Is there no way?" ”

"It's not that there is no way, it's just that there is a way...... It's almost the same as no way! A beautiful woman, alas-" Ruyu shook her head and sighed, and earnestly instructed: "Miss Ye, you don't have much time, alas, you can do whatever you want, eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, drink whatever you want, sleep with a beautiful woman you want, ...... you want."

There was a crisp "pop", and I slapped him the gorgeous cheek.

He seemed to be blinded by me, neither covering his face nor being annoyed, only smiled weirdly, put it on my ear, and asked the thief: "Miss Ye, in broad daylight, you touched your face, is it...... Is it because you have fallen in love with the beauty below? ”

I was shocked and looked at the ash on my hands, I didn't think about it, my mother, my grandmother, his face was not piled up by a ten-story city wall, but it was pasted with thousands of years of old ashes at the bottom of the pot!

【Lady Show Coming】

(PS: There will be an update in the afternoon~)