4. Summoning the Continent

Jobib finally arrived at the door.

After noon, I don't know if I can catch up with the heat when I go home, and after walking for so long, my body is already a little tired.

At the mouth of the alley, there was an old man in a red cloth shirt sitting on the stone steps looking at the sky in a daze.

This is the second wave of people Qiao Bibu has encountered in this world, looking at the uncle's fashionable and uninhibited outfit, the precision of the forty-five-degree looking angle and the uncontrollable loneliness on his face, which makes Qiao Bibu secretly suspicious.

Especially rubbing the two walnuts in his hands, like an old man walking in the park on the earth before he traveled.

"Isn't this also a time-traveler!" Qiao Bib has not yet overcome the crossing syndrome.

"Hey, uncle, what about the roasted sun?"

"Uncle, what uncle, I'm your grandchild, you're two generations older, what's the joke, it's a bad generation!"

The uncle's unexpected answer made Qiao Bibu almost unable to answer.

Crossing into this world, I still don't have a good background, but I have a big generation.

And people in this world often don't pay much attention to ethics, so it seems that they can't be reckless in the future. Qiao Bibu secretly admonished himself in his heart.

“...... Sun thief, is it comfortable to bask in the sun?"

"Hey, you stupid radish, you can't pop a fart every day, why are you so nagging today!"

Speaking of fart, Qiao Bibu felt a faint pain in the back of the trick......

Hey, this is still a Beijing uncle, and the suspicion of crossing is more than fifty percent.

Qiao Bibu is not at ease, I have to try it, this gold finger can only be owned by me, and the uniqueness is cool!

"Uncle, individual trainees who practice for two and a half years like to sing, dance, rap and ......?"

"What a mess, you owe it to clean up, look at your five-flowered face, you haven't been beaten up yet, are you!" After speaking, after a slight pause, a golden cigarette stick suddenly appeared in the uncle's hand and smashed it against Qiao Bibu's head.

The uncle's unexpected operation again made Qiao Bibu stunned.

With a "bang", the cigarette stick smashed on the door of the head, and it was only slightly painful, but the strength was not great.

"How do you beat people, but how did you get this cigarette stick, out of thin air?"

What a grumpy old man, but this one-handed trick operation of a cigarette stick is simply not too eye-catching.

"Heh, you stupid radish, as far as you know, you can count how many ant nests there are on the mountain, this is summoning, you know?"

After speaking, the uncle also ordered a pot of cigarettes and smoked it vigorously.

"Summoning, is this an ability? Old man, you're so good, what else can you summon?"

Qiao Bibu came to his senses in an instant, this world is too terrifying, any uncle is so deeply hidden.

"Ahem, ahem...... Who can't only summon one thing, you can't change it in this life......" The uncle's cloudy and translucent eyes were full of resentment.

The uncle seemed to be choking on the cigarette, and at the same time, the pipe in his hand disappeared, and the tobacco in the cigarette pot fell to the ground.

"It's old, it's useless, I can only summon less than half a quarter of an hour, and I'm messing with you kid, and I haven't finished smoking a pot of cigarettes. ”

"You haven't told me yet. Qiao Bibu was in a hurry, and finally caught a nagging uncle, but he couldn't give up the opportunity to learn about the world.

"On our summoning continent, there are a lot of summoners, of course it is impossible for you to be stupid, but the gap between this summoner is very large, it depends on what they can summon. ”

As he spoke, the uncle took out a cigarette stick from his sleeve, loaded it with tobacco, and continued to smoke it.

Uncle also seems to be a steady person, and there is a spare cigarette stick.

"Powerful summoners can summon natural substances such as wind, thunder, rain, and fire, and there are also those who can summon alien beasts and weapons that can be used in battle, and most of them with mediocre qualifications can summon some things that are of little use. ”

"Like summoning a pipe like you did?"

The uncle was choked by the smoke again and coughed repeatedly.

"Stinky boy, your father is not as good as me. ”

"Ah, blacksmith...... My dad has the ability to do that, too, and what will he summon?"

"Summon a Hammer"

"Ah, uncle, how do you spit out the fragrance in your mouth?"

“...... Unlike my pipe, which is not comparable to an ordinary pipe, a broken hammer is not the same as an ordinary pipe. ”

The uncle finished smoking a pot of cigarettes, and at this time he muttered while knocking his pipe on the stone steps. In fact, the envy in my heart is tight, and the summoned hammer doesn't need to be used, but this stupid boy in front of me is easy to deceive.

No wonder my father was a blacksmith, and he was destined to be a blacksmith.

So the question is, Qiao Bib thinks that he seems to be able to summon a fairy, what is this matter?

"Also, isn't this the Fantasy Continent? If you're not a summoner, can't you practice?"

"Yes, of course you can, after all, in this world, you see, especially in that field, there are many toads. ”

As he spoke, the uncle lit another pot of cigarettes.

"Whether you can become a summoner or not, that's fate, but if you want to become a martial artist, it's too difficult, exercises, pills, and treasures of heaven and earth, where can ordinary people find them?"

Qiao Bibu understands that a summoner can be a warrior, but a warrior is not necessarily a summoner, but the threshold of a warrior rejects some people, as for which is stronger or weaker, Qiao Bibu feels that the two are not necessary.

After all, the summoned things are too rebellious, and no matter how powerful the martial artist is, he can't bear it, but the summoned things are average, and the martial artist who is not a summoner can also give it a dry stomach.

But after all, it is a fantasy world, and martial artists are the mainstream pursued by aspirants.

The uncle seemed to be a little too big by the successive pots of cigarettes, and suddenly the pipe pointed upward:

"The old man has a hard life, he was lucky to be a summoner, but he can only summon a pipe, just like your father, it is also good to summon a hammer, at least it can be used in battle, with this summoning technique, it is much more convenient to be a warrior. If you go to a sect, you can at least mix with the outer door, go to the official family, and you can be a big soldier, which is like me, I am ridiculed everywhere, and my addiction to smoking is getting bigger and bigger year by year. ”

......

"Uncle, do you know how this martial artist realm is divided?"

Seeing that the uncle picked up a pot of cigarettes again, Qiao Bibu continued to ask.

"Yo, stupid radish, do you still want to be a martial artist?

Qiao Bibu is really annoyed by the nickname "Silly Radish", since he has crossed over, he has to change the name of domineering, such as His Royal Highness Qiao Bibu or something, it seems to be quite good.

Although Qiao Bibu really wanted to hit the uncle's arrogant tone, for the sake of safety, the secret that he had black iron should be left in his stomach.

"Well, although you toad yawns and has a good tone, I am in a good mood today, old man, so I will tell you. ”

"As far as I know, the lowest martial artist is the black iron section, which is divided into nine sections, from one to nine, and after the black iron is the bronze section......"

Black iron, bronze?

"And then it's silver, gold, and platinum?"

"Yo, how do you know about silly radish?"

It seems that there is no need to inquire about anything else from the uncle, and besides, it is already late.

"Old man, bye-bye, your big bald head is really bright today, did you wipe your head with pigskin in the morning, it's really a toad wearing flowers, looking ugly and playful, hahaha......"

After speaking, Qiao Bibu slipped away.

Little Lao'er, he actually scolded me for being a stupid radish five times and a toad twice, and I didn't want to hold a grudge so I had to go back on the spot.

"Hah?...... You ...... Haya"