Chapter 549: The Hanging Lord Returns
For not being able to see the legendary drunken monkey, Niuniu has a lot of resentment. When I came over with Wenwen the next morning, I was lying in Wang Yong's arms, and I kept muttering to Wang Yong very regretfully.
"Why did they take that uncle who had drunk too much? Do they not like me and don't want me to watch monkeys? ”
"Flutter-"
Before anyone else could do anything, Yuanyuan laughed first. Then there was Xiaoxia, and the godmother also laughed. Only Wang Yong was still holding back, but Wenwen rolled her eyes, sighed and looked at Niuniu as if she had lost to you.
"Uncle, uncle."
Niuniu knew that she must have made a joke at this time, but she knew how to be shy at a young age, and buried her head in Wang Yong's arms with a red face.
"Alright, alright! Grandma stopped laughing! ”
When the godmother saw the little girl's appearance, she hurriedly smiled and comforted Niuniu.
"They're still laughing!"
Niuniu didn't raise her head and said sullenly, and covered her ears with both hands, and she looked cute to death. A smile also appeared on the corner of Wang Yong's mouth, and he said that this girl is too funny!
"Okay, okay, grandma let them stop laughing at Niuniu, dare to laugh again, grandma will help you teach them a lesson, okay?"
"Well, grandma, it's good to talk about them, but you can't beat them!"
"Good, good!" The godmother looked at the cute Niuniu and hugged her from Wang Yong's arms. At the same time, he also deliberately glanced at Wang Yong and Yuanyuan, especially at Yuanyuan's stomach very meaningfully, and suddenly made Yuanyuan blush.
"The hanger is here! The hanger is here! Starving! Starving! ”
A childlike voice came from outside the door, Niuniu was still puzzled, Wenwen had already shouted and ran out, and the happy appearance made Niuniu even more confused.
"Hanging Master!"
"Hanging Master!"
After a while, I saw a big bird standing on Sister Wenwen's shoulder, helping Sister Wenwen comb her hair with her beak. Niuniu was envious of this scene, but she still felt that this big black bird was not as good as her sister's stinky aunt (the local name for hoopoe) except for a bigger one.
"Hungry. Hungry! ”
The hanger immediately stopped flattering Wenwen when he entered the house, spread his wings and flew into the air flexibly, and after turning around the house, he fell on the shoulder of the godmother and shouted loudly in the godmother's ear.
The godmother hugged Niuniu with one hand and touched the feathers of the hanger with the other. I am still very happy to suddenly see the hanging master, a little guy who likes and often makes you cry and laugh.
"Where have you been these days, but your grandma is in a hurry, do you know?"
Hearing what the godmother said, the hanger obviously lost his spirit, and tilted his head to sneak a glance at Wang Yong.
The little head is secretly complaining. It's not that your son got me to that place, and I was tormented by that bastard of Xiaolong all day long, otherwise how would the king of my hanger be willing to leave here and live happily!
Seeing the hanging lord looking over, Wang Yong didn't know what it was thinking, so he glared at it angrily, and conveyed his meaning to it with his eyes: If you dare to say it, Lao Tzu will throw you in and suppress you for a few more years!
Feeling Wang Yong's meaning, the hanging lord thought of the dark days in that magical place, and it was better to go to play for two days once in a while, if he stayed there all the time. Facing the fighting mad demon Xiaolong every day, the hanging master couldn't help but shiver.
"Yikes! Grandma, look, look. This big bird is shivering! Is it cold? ”
The godmother listened to Niuniu's words, and curiously glanced at the hanging master who had recovered her true colors, and saw that the hanging master looked like a hanger, and the anger in her heart didn't come to a place.
She has personally experienced a lot of hanging masters. Something that makes people laugh bitterly. Not to mention anything else, it's Wang Qian's girl, who has been angry and cried by this little bastard.
For this little bastard. If you're not careful, you might be fooled by this guy.
So, the godmother glanced at the hanger angrily, but she still took a bag of fried peanuts from the coffee table and began to peel peanuts for this guy. This time, when he saw the food, the hanger couldn't help it.
kept flashing his wings, and saliva flowed out of his mouth. You can't eat cooked food in the small world, although the food in it is extremely delicious, but the hanger who is used to eating cooked food is extremely nostalgic for the days outside!
"Alright! Okay, stop fanning, look, mess up my hair! ”
The godmother glared at the noisy hanger with disgust, and then handed the two peanuts in her hand to the hanger. This guy may be really hungry, and when he sticks out his head, two peanuts are swallowed by it.
As a result, it stared at it but was reluctant to spit it out. The girl who looks at it has little stars in her eyes! How can this big bird that has never been seen before be so funny!
"Grandma, Niuniu should be fed too, okay?"
"Okay, then you and your sister Wenwen will feed the hanger together, okay?"
"Good! Sister Wenwen, come on! This big bird is so much fun! ”
Wenwen rolled her eyes, she knew the glorious deeds of the hanging master before, and she didn't think this guy was funny at all.
Once this guy has a bad heart, except for the godfather, relying on the favor of the grandmother, no one can cure it.
"Hanging master, you can't bully Niu Niu, you know? Otherwise, I won't help when Wang Yong beats you! ”
After the godmother got up, she was still not at ease, and loudly instructed the hanger. Unexpectedly, the hanging master listened to his godmother's words, tilted his head and looked at Niuniu for a while, and suddenly flapped his wings and flew into the air, and then lightly landed on Niuniu's shoulder, tilted his head and said: "Like Niuniu, hanging master, like Niuniu!" ”
Now, no one else has anything to do, Niuniu is so happy. grabbed a handful of peanuts and sent them to the hanging master, and asked in a low voice: "Hello to the hanging master!" I'm Niu Niu! ”
"Niu Niu, hang the master!"
The godmother saw that the hanger and Niuniu were doing well, and besides, there were Wang Yong, Yuanyuan and Xiaoxia at home, and she was not worried that Wenwen and Niuniu would have any accidents, so she got up and prepared to go to the second grandmother to tell the second grandmother the news of the return of the hanging master.
"Hanger, are you thirsty? Sister Wenwen, shall we find some water for the hanger? Look at how uncomfortable it is! ”
Niuniu watched the hanger ferociously eat the peanuts in the palm of her hand. Suddenly, he swallowed it raw regardless of it, and he rolled his eyes and still didn't change his mind, so he looked at Sister Wenwen and wanted her sister to help find some water.
"Beer, beer! Drink beer! ”
"I'm down!"
Wang Yong covered his head and screamed in his heart. I didn't expect to drink it two or three times for this girl, and she actually cultivated a drunken ghost bird!
Yuanyuan and Xiaoxia also widened their eyes, looking at the hanging master in disbelief. They had all seen the demon of the hanging lord before, but they couldn't have imagined that they hadn't seen it in the past few months, and the hanging lord had become even more demonic! Is this going to be done?
Wenwen didn't think much about it when she heard the words of the hanging master. Because she's seen this guy she likes and hates with her own eyes, drinking with her godfather.
Therefore, Wenwen didn't make a fuss, looked around, and found a box of small bottles of Corona beer in a corner, so she walked over and brought it over one bottle at a time.
Pick up the bottle and open it, then pour it into a glass and find a straw to insert it. After finishing this, he put it on the coffee table and signaled to the hanging master.
The cup had just been placed on the coffee table by Wenwen. The drunkard couldn't wait to fly over, and he didn't use a straw like last time, he plunged directly into the wine and drank it violently.
Five or six seconds passed. The hanger raised his head in the wine, looked up at Wenwen with his head up, and nodded to express his gratitude!
"Wow! How can you drink, Lord! Drinking is not a good boy! ”
Niu Niu woke up from her startled state. Immediately stood up, stared at the hangingism, and taught the lesson verbally. How can a child drink alcohol? Okay, this is treating the hanger as a child!
Who is the hanger? Not a bird at all. Squinted his eyes and glanced at Niuniu, he didn't have a good impression of Niuniu just now, but he inadvertently saw Wang Yong and Wenwen staring at it coldly, especially Wenwen's little fists were clenched, so he swallowed the words that came to his mouth again.
It can't afford to provoke these two people, and the consequences of provoking that one are not something he can bear. Depressed, the hanger turned his grief and anger into food, lowered his head and ate the peanuts on the coffee table.
After eating a dozen peanuts, he stretched his neck into the glass containing beer, poured a puff of beer, and then went to eat peanuts. That's it, a sip of wine, a few peanuts, the hanging master is crooked.
"Hanging Lord! Hang the Lord! My little heart! I miss it! ”
Hearing this voice, except for Niu Niu in the house, including the drunkard who hanged the master, couldn't help but roll his eyes.
As the words fell, the figure of the second grandmother appeared at the door, and when the curtain was lifted, the first thing I saw was standing on the coffee table and was choked by peanuts and rolled his eyes.
"Oops! You, you, how many times have you been talking, why can't you change it! You eat slowly, and no one will rob you! ”
The second grandmother hurriedly entered the house, and no one came directly to the coffee table without any care, and sat on the sofa with the support of Yuanyuan and Xiaoxia, who stood up, and reached out to touch the hanger.
Before she could reach over, she saw a scene that her old man could not imagine: the hanger glanced at her old man, nodded, and then stretched his neck, plunged into a glass of beer, drank it violently, and when he came out, he clucked for a while.
The second grandmother who has been with it for the longest time can see it, and she is happy! But how can the hanger drink? Isn't it a starling? Could it be that starlings can't drink?
This scene made the second wife confused, and she didn't slow down for a long time. That's hard to believe, isn't it? How can a bird drink beer, and how can it drink it?
Looking at the empty bottle on the coffee table and the glass that had bottomed out, the second grandmother seemed to understand something, and turned her head to look at her second grandson, who was sitting there with a book like no one else.
This kind of thing, except for Wang Yong, no one else can do it! It must have been a bad lesson for the hanger, and the old lady was angry when she thought of this.
"Wang Yong, is there something you haven't told your second grandmother?" (To be continued......)
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