Chapter 54: Let Him Eat Shit
Xiao Yurou let go of Lei Bo's collar and shouted at the domineering side leakage around her: "What do you see?" If you don't work well, you want to deduct your salary, don't you? ”
"Boom..."
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Dali was still in a daze, Xiao Yurou went up and kicked him, scolding: "What is your expression?"
"I'm sorry! Miss, I, I'm that.... I'll go to the toilet. ”
After saying that, he ran into the bathroom.
Lei Bo approached the office, sat down on the sofa, and said, "Xiaorou, you make two cups of tea." ”
"Oh." Xiao Yurou actually nodded obediently and agreed, this guy, although he ordered himself, he still knew that he would let himself make a drink, and he had a little conscience!
But then she said, "I don't drink anymore, and I'm not thirsty, so I'll just soak you alone." ”
"Who said the other cup was for you?" Lei Bo said: "Zhang Kaishou, that guy is going to get on the elevator, you can soak it first." ”
"You! Bastard! ”
The little emotion in Xiao Yurou's heart disappeared in an instant, and she couldn't wait to throw the teacup in Lei Bo's face!
But in the end, she was still indignant and made the tea and put it on the new coffee table in front of the sofa. The previous one was broken by Lei Bo, and this is a new one.
As soon as I finished soaking, I heard a knock on the door.
"Please come in!"
It was Zhang Kaishou who entered the door, and when he saw Lei Bo, his eyes lit up, and he immediately walked respectfully in front of Lei Bo and saluted and said, "Senior, I'm done with my matter." ”
Lei Bo looked at Zhang Kaishou and asked, "Look at your strange expression, tell the eldest lady what interesting things you see." ”
"The predecessor is indeed a god-man!" Zhang Kaishou admired it even more, and immediately said to Xiao Yurou: "Just now I was next to the trash can at the entrance of the Fortune Building, and I saw a young man who looked like a dog, but unfortunately he was mentally ill. Hey, he actually turned out a lot of thrown away lunches, and grabbed them in his mouth like that..... Vomit..... It's disgusting. ”
Xiao Yurou's face turned pale, and she immediately sat down next to Lei Bo and said, "Lei Bo, it's almost over, he is my cousin after all!" ”
Zhang Kaishou was stunned for a moment and asked, "That nerve.... Ahem... That young man is your cousin? Wait a minute.... You let the seniors forget it, that is..... Did that guy provoke his seniors? ”
Zhang Kaishou is worthy of being the master who can earn millions of net worth, and his brain is not slow to react, but he actually guessed seven seven eight eight based on Xiao Yurou's words.
Lei Bo smiled and picked up the teacup and said, "It's not to provoke me, it's just to say a few words of 'inferior' in front of me." Since he looks down on inferior people, I will let him be inferior once. ”
Zhang Kaishou secretly mourned for Xiao Yuzhe: It's not good to provoke anyone, dare to provoke seniors, and deserve to pick up garbage to eat.
"The seniors only let him be an inferior person once, which can be regarded as a benevolent house, the predecessors are really a model for my generation and a model of morality!"
Xiao Yurou rolled her eyes, and couldn't wait to kick Zhang Kaishou out: Model your sister! Didn't you see the old lady pleading? The sycophants are so obvious, it's strange that Lei Bo, a fake and tall guy, will eat this set!
Unexpectedly, Lei Bo nodded and said, "Xiao Zhang, there is a future." I've tried so hard to hide my strengths, but you've found out. ”
Zhang Kaishou was overjoyed, and continued to pat himself on the back and said: "It's the advantages of the predecessors who are as brilliant as fireworks, and they can't hide it at all!" But whoever has eyes, who can't find it! ”
Xiao Yurou clenched her fists, and finally couldn't help but rush out and beat Zhang Kaishou a few punches. Lei Bo has always been thick-skinned, and she is used to it.
But Zhang Kai is guarding this guy, he is old, and he is still shameless, he is really angry!
Still as brilliant as fireworks? How come I haven't found any merit in this crow's beak?
What does he mean is that Miss Ben has no eyes?
The more Xiao Yurou thought about it, the more angry she became, and at this time, she happened to see Dali entering the house, and she finally couldn't help shouting: "Dali, blast this old guy out!" ”
"Yes!"
I don't know why, but the eldest lady's order still has to be obeyed.
It's just that as soon as Dali walked to Zhang Kaishou's side, he heard Lei Bo say lightly: "If you don't want to stay in the hospital for a few more days, just stand aside for me." ”
"This...."
Vigorously remembered that the wound on the appendix had not healed, and suddenly his heart and liver trembled, and he looked at Xiao Yurou hesitantly.
Xiao Yurou was angry, grabbed Lei Bo's arm and said, "You bastard, you will threaten people with your crow mouth!" Now you're either going to let this old guy out or get my cousin back right away!" ”
"What if I don't say yes?" Lei Bo still said lightly.
"You! I, I, I bite you to death! ”
After Xiao Yurou finished speaking, she bit Lei Bo's arm.
Who knew that Lei Bo said lightly: "For!" ”
Xiao Yurou only felt biting on a hard object, which made her have a toothache.
When she looked up, she saw that it was Lei Bo's arm that was grabbing. It's actually a baton, the kind worn by the security guards outside, which is very common.
At this time, on the layer of eraser covered by the baton, a uniform row of tooth marks appeared.
"Y-you bastard, what kind of sorcery is this?"
Not only Xiao Yurou, but even Dali and Zhang Kaishou were stunned. When did Repo turn his arm into a baton?
They didn't notice it at all, as if Xiao Yurou was holding a baton before.
"It's not sorcery!" Lei Bo Zhengse said: "This is immortal art!" ”
Zhang Kaishou's eyes were hot, he gave up everything and wanted to follow Lei Bo, didn't he just want to learn this?
At this time, listening to Lei Bo's personal confirmation that he would 'immortal arts', Zhang Kaishou was even more determined to follow Lei Bo in his heart.
As for whether or not Lei Bo taught him and when he taught him, he didn't care. Even though he was already a handful of years, he believed that if Lei Bo let him follow, he would never treat him badly.
Xiao Yurou's eyes were red, and she said aggrievedly: "You bad guy, bully me like this, let me take a bite and you still use witchcraft!" I hate you! ”
After speaking, his eyes were already filled with fog, and he was about to burst the Yellow River.
Lei Bo hurriedly said, "Okay, I won't tease you." I'm going to let your cousin come back, you can't cry, if you do, I'll let him eat shit again." ”
Although Lei Bo is the spokesperson of the Heavenly Dao, he also thinks he is a good man. How can a good man bear to watch a woman cry in front of him? Especially a beautiful woman.
When Xiao Yurou heard this, she didn't even dare to blink when she saw that her eyes were about to leak floods, she immediately raised her head, for fear that tears would flow out, then she would really eat shit.
Xiao Yurou took out a tissue to wipe away her tears, and then asked with red eyes, "You really asked my cousin to come back?" ”
"Of course, he'll be back soon. You'd better not see him, though, he'll kill himself in shame. Let Dali go down and accompany him to the hospital. ”
"W-What do you mean? What to do in the hospital? Is it gastric lavage? That's right, picking up garbage to eat is to go to the hospital. ”
Xiao Yurou muttered as she prepared to go out to greet Xiao Yuzhe in person.