Chapter 735: Bad Luck One Thing After Another

Chen Hao thought to himself, donkey, you have asked this question to the point, now it is easy to do things with money, and it is absolutely impossible to do without money, and it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice.

"Mouse, I know you're going to help me, right?" Ye Jingcheng's eyes rolled and he hit Chen Hao with his idea. He had a hunch that Chen Hao came this time, not to enjoy the mountains and rivers, but to make a special trip to send charcoal to himself.

"Money is a bastard." Chen Hao smiled and said: "One world, two brothers, who will I help you if I don't help you?" I have a way to get this money for you, and it can be regarded as a gift to congratulate your ruling party. ”

"What a good brother." Ye Jingcheng was overjoyed, and hugged Chen Hao's neck, if Chen Hao was a woman, he would be kissed all over his face.

"The problem of the tourist scenic spot has been solved, and there is another problem, rat, you simply help people to send the Buddha to the west, and also think of a way for me." Ye Jingcheng is inch by inch.

"Tell me what is going on first, I may not be able to help." Chen Hao didn't dare to agree.

"You're so powerful that you can help me. Because our Youyuan Town is one of the main bayberry producing areas, I was also arranged into the preparatory team for the bayberry festival. One of the important events of the Yangmei Festival is the Stars Concert. The mayor said that I was from Hudong, so he arranged a task for me to invite some high-end stars to come and help. I thought I had classmates at Hudong TV, so I nodded and agreed. ”

Chen Hao suddenly understood in his heart.

"When I got that invitation list, I almost fainted. There are more than 100 people on the list, from domestic singers in China, to superstars of the emperor, to third-rate singers who attract people with a face, and none of them are on the list. ”

"I angrily took the list to the mayor, threw it on his table, and told him directly, I have no problem inviting all these people, the problem is that if they only sing one song each, the whole party can be sung from dark to dawn."

"You're so good, you dare to slap the table in front of the mayor." Chen Hao gave a thumbs up.

"Mouse, you say a fair word, isn't this vexatious?" Ye Jingcheng continued indignantly: "The bad is bad here. The mayor listened to my complaint and immediately laughed, saying that this is just a reference list, and the city plans to invite about ten stars, and I will invite ten to complete the task. He also said: 'Comrade Xiao Ye, since you said that it is okay for these people to be invited, then in this case, you will invite all the top ten stars on the list. The more famous the celebrities invited, the more they can enhance the influence of our Cixi City, Xiaoye, you do a good job, I am optimistic about you! ’”

Ye Jingcheng's words from the mayor were also vividly learned.

"To be honest, at that time, I wanted to give myself two big mouths, you see this cheap mouth. If you want me to invite a few third-rate stars, I have a bit of a way, the top ten stars on the list are really awesome, I know him one by one, he doesn't know me, what do you say let me do? Mouse, you have to help with being so busy. ”

Speaking of this, Ye Jingcheng patted Chen Hao on the shoulder and said, "You have many ways to go in the capital, so I'll wait for your good news." Find as many as you can, don't say you can find them all, then I'll be scared to death by you. ”

Chen Hao smiled: "It's not a problem to find them all, the question is can you afford the high appearance fee?" If this one event bankrupt your government, the mayor will screw your head off and kick it into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks. ”

"No, no, the more celebrities the merrier, this is the best opportunity to promote our city to the whole country, as long as we can invite it, we are willing to spend more money." Ye Jingcheng laughed vigorously.

"Okay, I'll help you ask about this first, and I'll call you when there's news."

Chen Hao and Ye Jingcheng were chatting on the side, and Shen Yueru came to the waterhole alone, took off her shoes and socks and put her delicate and cute feet into the water. A few small fish swam over quickly, naughtily pecking at Shen Yueru's skin, and the crispy and itchy feeling made Shen Yueru can't help but laugh out loud. The little fish was startled by this laughter, and fled in all directions without a trace.

Shen Yueru's feet kept hitting water up and down, splashing up and down. Chen Hao and Ye Jingcheng were infected by Shen Yue's crisp laughter like a yellow bird, and they also followed her example and put their feet into the water.

As soon as he touched the water, Ye Jingcheng jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. "It's so cold, it's like ice."

Shen Yueru said with a smile: "Yes, the water in the mountains is indeed much colder than ordinary water, and many people are not used to it when they first enter the water. ”

Chen Hao corrected on the side: "In fact, from a medical point of view, after soaking in cold water for a long time, the human body's cold receptors slowly adapt, so that people don't feel cold." ”

"Really? I'll try again. Ye Jingcheng put his foot into the water again, grinned and endured it for a while, and said, "I really don't feel cold." His feet flicked and the water splashed everywhere.

Shen Yueru rolled her eyes and said to Ye Jingcheng, "Hey, I want to ask you a question." Although Ye Jingcheng said that Shen Yueru could call him a donkey, Shen Yueru was still a little unable to shout.

"Well, you ask, don't ask me very esoteric questions, I'm stupid." Ye Jingcheng said with a smile.

"Well, let me ask you a simple question, one day it was freezing and the snow was three feet thick, and a man took off all his clothes and soaked in cold water, why didn't he feel cold?"

"Because he's numb." Ye Jingcheng replied without thinking.

Shen Yueru shook her head. "That's not right."

"Because his nervous system is out of order."

Shen Yueru still shook her head.

"Because he's a fool."

Shen Yueru continued to shake her head.

Chen Hao laughed when he heard it. "Mouse, what are you laughing at? Do you know? Ye Jingcheng shouted unconvinced.

"Because he soaked his clothes in cold water, and he didn't. Although you are a little stupid donkey, you are still quite cute. Chen Hao said with a grin.

Ye Jingcheng was speechless, is this praise or sarcasm.

"Hey, there's a little fish." As if he had suddenly discovered a new world, Ye Jingcheng pointed not far from the waterhole.

"Well, the little fish here are not afraid of people, and if you go and turn over the rocks under the water, you will see small crabs one by one. These little crabs are small, the size of a thumb, but the shell is so hard that we call it a stone crab. ”

"What? Got crabs? Why didn't you say it earlier? I'll look for it. When Ye Jingcheng heard this, he jumped on his feet and stood in the water.

Shen Yueru had time to say "hey", only to see Ye Jingcheng's feet slip and the whole person fell into the water on his back.

"Help! Help me! I can't swim! Help me! I saw Ye Jingcheng struggle a few times, and then sank to the bottom of the water, leaving only a series of bubbles.