The 535th Weekly's Door-Picking Trip
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“!!!?”
Lan Linfeng's hairs and I were about to stand up: "...... Isn't it......"
I looked down with Lan Linfeng and saw a strange black cat at our feet that we never wanted to encounter again in our lives. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The black cat looked up at us playfully, wagging its tail leisurely, and before we could react, stretched out its fleshy paws, and then popped out its pointed nails......
I, Lan Linfeng: "......!!! "Don't......
The corners of the black cat's mouth bent strangely, and then gently touched our enchantment with its fingernails, and then ......
"Bang~", we seem to hear our heartbreak, or ...... The scariest sound in the world.
That's it...... It's broken, and the barrier is broken like this......
"Hold your breath!" Lan Linfeng and I roared almost at the same time.
A few people reacted quickly, quickly covered their mouths and noses, and looked at us with palpitations.
Actually, Lan Linfeng and I don't have any trouble holding our breath at all, but this group of people is a fragile human being who will die if they leave the air......
"Blackie, come here." The girl beckoned to the black cat and hugged the cat into her arms: "My little black is so handsome!" ”
Me, Lan Linfeng: "......"
"Huh...... Think you'll be fine if you hold your breath? Don't forget, you're human, and if you don't breathe, you'll die soon. The girl jumped forward two steps briskly: "How is it?" Please, please, I'll let you live... Uh-huh... Ho? Interesting...... It's the first time I've seen a human who dares to do this to me. ”
"You're a demon?" I quietly expanded my self-protection field, and after encompassing everyone, I reached out and slapped the girl: "Ahhh ”
The corners of Lan Linfeng's mouth twitched: "Isn't this expected?" What's the matter with your incredulous look? ”
"You ......!" The girl's eyes were red with anger, and she rushed over with a stomp.
"We're going to suffocate, when can we breathe!" Chu Ying spoke quickly, and her face turned red.
"Ah, sorry I forgot to say, you can breathe now...... up"
"Bang!" Before I could finish my words, I heard the sound of a heavy object hitting from ahead.
Everyone was drawn to the movement.
I saw a petite and cute-looking demon girl, her face was deformed, and the whole person was stuck on an invisible wall, and she was sliding down a little bit ridiculously.
Everyone: "......"
"You ...... me"
"Soldiers don't get tired of cheating, who told you to rush over on a rampage......" I spread my hands to show that I was innocent.
"Crazy, up!"
Lan Linfeng: "......"
Lan Linfeng dodged over helplessly, stretched out his hand through the invisible wall, and in the girl's shocked eyes, he controlled the girl's actions and held her in his hand: "Say, what are you?" ”
"Cut, if you want to kill or chop you, I won't tell you a word!" The girl stubbornly turned her head away.
I also walked to Lan Linfeng's side, conjured a dagger in my right hand, and gestured at her face through the invisible wall: "Ah~ I'm so hungry, such a tender face, it should be delicious, oh?" Hmm~ Do I cut the left side of my face first, or the right side of my face when you do it? Hmm~ I see that the left side of the face is a little bigger than the right face (that's what you hit just now...... Then cut it down a little first? ”
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"Woo~ It's red, it must have been filled with water, so I'd better cut the other side, um~ Is it eaten raw, or stir-fried?" I looked at Lan Linfeng with some embarrassment: "What do you say? ”
Lan Linfeng received my eyes, and instantly realized: "It's not bad to eat it roasted, but the meat is a little less, why don't you bake it all?" ”
Girl: "......" What the hell did she meet......
"It's not good, it's smoky, if you want me to say, it's better to taste it as it is, it's better to slice it and eat it raw." I shook my head in disapproval.
"Huh! By the way, it's the first time I've eaten demon meat, I don't know how it tastes, whether it's poisonous or not. I said with some concern.
"Who knows, if you want to cook soup? The stew is rotten, I always feel that it is unhygienic to eat it raw, in case there are any parasites, it will be troublesome. Lan Linfeng frowned and said, "Obedient, just stew and eat." ”
"But I want to cut it raw." I dissatisfiedly held up the kitchen knife that I didn't know where to get it.
"Then let you chop it first, and then stew it, anyway, the pot can't fit this whole one." Lan Linfeng compromised and said: "But you have to keep your breath, so that it will be fresh in the pot." ”
"Gott~"
Before we could continue, the large group of people behind us couldn't stand it anymore.
Chu Ying said with a pale face: "How did you two do it?" I was able to discuss that kind of issue without changing my face......"
One Liang Mi was lying in Zhang Hua's arms, and the other was helping Xiang Yan to bend over and retch, all of them were pale and couldn't say a word.
Zhang Hua also looked at us with a shocked face: "I think you are the devil...... This kind of thing ......"
Xiang Yan gave him a blank look: "Rare and strange......"
Me, Lan Linfeng: "......" listens to what you mean, as if we do this thing often.
"Does that make me rare and weird? What normal person would do this, you are not disgusting, you don't have a pale face and sweat!? Zhang Hua retorted with a pale face.
Xiang Yan: "......"
"Cut, I'm not afraid, you just dare to talk about it......" The girl looked at us calmly: "I don't believe it, you dare." ”
Hey? My little temper tantrum......
I sneered, my hand fell, and after hearing her scream, I looked at her flesh and blood face lightly: "Don't try to provoke me, I'm still ruthless to humans, not to mention that you're not human." ”
"The Devil...... You are the devil......" The girl trembled, struggling and writhing weakly in Lan Linfeng's hands.
"Stop!" Zhang Hua suddenly broke out, standing in front of me on the left and looking at me with a serious face: "Since she has fallen into your hands, do you understand the preferential treatment of prisoners?" If you want to kill, you have to give a happy word, so you are not afraid of retribution for torturing her like this? ”
"I'm so happy." I said with an innocent face, "Can't you see it? I'm just going to kill her alive, isn't that obvious enough? ”
Zhang Hua: "......"
Everyone: "......"
"Xiao Ning does everything, she has a reason, don't stop it, just wait for the result quietly...... Vomit~" Chu Ying is righteous enough, she is almost sick to death, and she doesn't forget to stand up and support me.
"Ying, you still know me, go back and invite you to tea." I threw a bright smile at Chu Ying.
"Don't ...... Smile at me......" Chu Ying waved her hand again and again: "Seeing you smile so brightly, my liver trembles......"
Me: "......"
"What the hell do you want?" At this time, the girl raised her flesh and blood face, and looked at us coldly: "What the hell do you want to know!?" ”
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"What do we want to know?" I looked at her with some amusement: "You shouldn't have known it early in the morning, did you?" ”
The girl looked at us with an expression of 'you TM is teasing me': "How do I know how to go!" ”
I gestured with a dagger to her other side of the intact face: "Hmm~ This side looks delicious too, believe me, I will definitely not cut it this time, I will definitely start quickly and ruthlessly, I promise you that I will slice it completely......"
"Stop!" The girl couldn't bear it anymore and stared at me viciously: "Don't force me! ”
Lan Linfeng grabbed her throat and said with a gloomy face: "Forcing you? We don't force you, we're just hungry. ”
"You two madmen!" The girl struggled even more.
I raised my hand and was about to cut it off, but my wrist was caught by Zhang Hua unexpectedly: "Wait, if you go on like this, you will really die, and you will go to prison for murder, I don't think you want to ...... either"
"Ah Hua, look at the horns on its head, it's not human at all, don't stop it." Liang Mi hugged Zhang Hua's arm holding my wrist with both hands and pulled it down hard.
"But ......" Zhang Hua couldn't bear to say, "Don't you think it's bloody?" Even if it's not the same kind, you can't ...... a girl."
"Girls? Heh~" I sneered: "It's this girl who is weak in your eyes, and she almost killed all of us just now, girl......"
Zhang Hua's face turned red with embarrassment: "It's not that I look down on girls, it's just that it's a bit ...... for you to deal with an unarmed and defenseless person like this."
"It's a bit of a bully...... Belch...... This description seems a little wrong, bullying? Unforgiving......"
Listening to Chu Ying's increasingly unreliable words, I couldn't help frowning and interrupted: "Okay, okay, okay, don't search for the inventory in your little brain capacity, don't make trouble, we're busy." ”
"Enough!" The girl roared: "If you want to kill, you have to hurry up, don't you know that it is very uncomfortable to wait for death?" ”
Lan Linfeng's hand tightened suddenly: "Say!" ”
The corners of the girl's eyes were moist, and she had a little trouble speaking: "Say...... Say what? ”
I stabbed the dagger into the girl's abdomen, the girl's eyes shrank suddenly, she watched my movements in horror, and her mouth opened in despair: "No ......"
"Khooth!" There was a clatter of iron objects.
I only felt my palms tingle, and the dagger in my hand could no longer move.
Me, Lan Linfeng: "??? ”
Everyone: "......"
Girl: "!! ”
Black Cat: "......"
I had a hellish look on my face: "What the hell? ”
"Your Excellency!" The girl exclaimed, "Don't care about the slave! ”
"The deity doesn't want to care about you, I don't know what's going on, and the reaction is here." The black cat also looked at the dagger blade on his belly with a confused expression.
I watched as the sharp dagger was stopped in the black cat's soft belly, and I could no longer move an inch.
"It turns out that you are the main master." Lan Linfeng hooked the corners of his mouth, threw the girl out, and squatted down to look at the black cat I picked on the dagger.
The black cat's eyes stared at Lan Linfeng, freed himself from that awkward position, and landed lightly on the ground, with elegant steps, his head tilted but without losing the momentum of the superior: "You have tried everything possible to force me out, and now you already know that I am her master, what do you want to say?" ”
I shook the blood on the dagger and looked at the black cat with a smile: "Huh~ Your Excellency? It's so hard for us to lie to you~"