Chapter 23: Dancing ...... Get up!【Ask for collection, ask for recommendation】
In the crowd, Zhou Jingyuan, who had been quiet, walked to Zhang Meng's side after the crowd walked around, and said softly: "Tiger God of War - Zhang Meng." ”
"Who are you?!"
Zhang Meng's eyes immediately burst out with a fine light, and he let out a low shout, blocking the middle of Lu Xiaobu and Zhou Jingyuan for the first time.
His voice was very low, trying not to affect Lu Xiaobu's interest.
"My name is Zhou Jingyuan, but I can't tell you too specifically. ”
Zhou Jingyuan shook her head, looked at Zhang Meng, who protected Lu Xiaobu for the first time, and showed an inexplicable look: "Why did you fall here? Is there any difficulty, maybe I can help." ”
"Zhou Jingyuan?"
Zhang Meng nodded, recalling the files he had investigated before, and his heart was clear.
Although Zhou Jingyuan's identity can't be found, he knows that Zhou Jingyuan's identity is S encrypted, that is to say, he basically won't be the opposite of the young master.
So his vigilance relaxed a little, shook his head and said, "There is no Tiger God of War here, only a dog leg of the young master." Don't mention it again, Miss. ”
"Hey......"
Zhou Jingyuan wanted to say something, but when she saw Zhang Meng's determined eyes, she sighed and didn't say anything.
The Tiger God of War is really still the same character, but this time the object has changed.
This Lu Xiaobu is really jealous!
I remember that after that incident, countless people spent a lot of money, and even gave him a high position, but he couldn't make this god of war turn back, but now he is willing to be a loser's dog.
I remember that my grandfather seemed to be one of the people who recruited Zhang Meng back then, if I told him, would I smash the table angrily?
Hey, it seems to be fun!
However, what is more interesting is what kind of reaction will Lu Xiaobu, a loser, make when he knows about the incident back then?
I'm excited just thinking about it, but there's wood?
No, I can't think about it anymore, I'm afraid I'll have to keep my mouth shut and say it if I think about it again!
......
The sixth class of the third year of high school is a notorious gathering place for scum, and the class is full of scumbags who talk about it in the school.
Let's ask, how can a group of extremely excited scumbags go to dinner together, how can it be quiet?
Thereupon.
"Eh, why don't you take my apples casually, I'm here to sell them. The fruit stall owner shouted angrily.
"What are you afraid of, since it's for sale, what's wrong with letting me taste one?" Li Qiang rolled his eyes and said.
"Do you buy it?"
"Don't buy it!"
"You, bumper!" scolded.
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand indifferently: "Zhang Meng, go and give the boss money." I bring the people, I am responsible. ”
"Yes, young master. ”
Zhang Meng walked over and paid the boss.
"Master Xiaobu ......"
The eyes of a bunch of scum suddenly lit up.
"One for each person, Zhang Meng, give money. Lu Xiaobu laughed.
"Young Master Xiaobu, long live, long live, long live!"
Everyone shouted in unison, rushing forward and snatching an apple.
Zhang Meng counted on the side, and counted the money to the apple stall owner.
Looking at the apple stall owner again, his anger had long since disappeared and he became extremely excited.
even picked up two apples and stuffed them into the hands of Li Qiang, who was the first to take the apples: "Classmate, take it and eat, take it and eat it." ”
Wu Qianmin and Zhou Jingyuan, the only ones who didn't make a move, glanced at each other, and both saw the helplessness in each other's eyes - this loser.
......
Toy store.
Boss: "Why do you take my mask casually?"
Lu Xiaobu: "One person, if you want to be unified, it's the white wolf's head with fluff." We're hungry wolves. Zhang Meng, give money. ”
Scum: "Young Master Xiaobu, for thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes!"
Lu Xiaobu: "Wow Ka Ka!
This time, even Wu Qianmin and Zhou Jingyuan couldn't help but take a white wolf head mask that looked extremely hideous and put it on their heads.
It's a lot of fun.
Looking at this team at this time, it looks like a group of hungry wolves walking the streets, which is intimidating.
When the pedestrians on the road saw them, they all walked around.
And Lu Xiaobu is the first wolf among these hungry wolves!
......
Dollar shop.
Boss: "Master Xiaobu, one of you has my lighter." ”
Lu Xiaobu: "Zhang Meng." ”
"Yes, young master. ”
Zhang Meng is also proficient in dealing with money.
"Young Master Xiaobu, for thousands of generations, dominate the rivers and lakes!"
Lu Xiaobu laughed: "Cool, little ones, light the lighter." Remember, be unified, have a sense of rhythm!"
"Yes!" the crowd shouted.
The Hungry Wolves team has evolved again.
One wears a wolf's head mask on his head and one holds a lighter in his hand.
"Click, click. ”
The crisp sound of the lighter lighting was transmitted in unison.
I don't know if you've seen Crazy Boy?
A classic scene in it is Chen Haonan and the pheasant, each of whom has a lighter, walking slowly in the sound of a click, which is extremely chic.
And now it is more than 60 people wearing wolf head masks, carrying out this action.
The momentum.
It's much bigger than the old boys.
A group of people directly occupied the entire fifteen-meter-wide pedestrian street, like a crab, accompanied by the sound of a click, rampant all over the world!
Can you imagine that scene?
The people on the commercial street were stupid, they had forgotten what they were here for, and took the initiative to give way, and they all watched this scene intently.
"I'll go, it's so handsome!"
"Oh, is this going on?"
"I haven't heard of it!"
"No, I'm going to record it quickly, record it!"
“......”
"Wow Ka Ka!" Lu Xiaobu was extremely excited, and stretched out his hand: "Hello comrades!"
The scum is also interesting, they all wear masks anyway, who is afraid of whom: "The loser is good!"
"Poof!"
The passers-by all laughed.
"Damn, that's amazing!"
"No, I'm going crazy with laughter!"
"Lu Xiaobu, this loser is too awesome!"
“......”
Wu Qianmin and Zhou Jingyuan were mixed in the crowd, and they didn't dare to take off their masks at all - it was too embarrassing!
"Comrades, hard work. ”
Lu Xiaobu doesn't care about that, he's very happy, very excited, don't want it!
Does he care what these people think?
He doesn't care!
If you want to do anything, you can be happy.
"The loser has worked hard!"
This time, not only the scum were shouting, but many passers-by of good things were also shouting.
While shouting, they all laughed!
"Hahaha, interesting, interesting, the loser has worked hard, is the loser hard?"
"Go on, go on!"
"That's it, go on!"
“......”
The atmosphere became more and more high, and Lu Xiaobu became more and more excited.
"Raise your hands and let me see your presence!" Lu Xiaobu laughed.
"Roar!"
There was a burst of cheers from the crowd around them, and the hands of more people who did good things were raised.
And more and more people are involved, all with a hearty smile on their faces.
"Not enough!" Lu Xiaobu stretched out his hand and pointed to the mobile phone store next to him: "Mobile phone store, play music, let's dance!"
"Come on!"
The owner of the mobile phone store laughed and turned the volume up to the maximum.
Loud music burst into the streets.
Lu Xiaobu waved his backhand: "Toy store, put the flowers up! The balloon rises!"
"Yes!"
Countless balloons suddenly rose into the sky to the sound of loud music.
"Yay!"
The crowd erupted in excited shouts, and more and more people joined the event that they had previously laughed at!
I can't help myself, I can't extricate myself!
"Young Master Xiaobu, this. ”
Li Qiang is a clever ghost, and with a roll of his eyes, he rode a small tricycle from the door of a nearby shop.
"Okay!" Lu Xiaobu laughed and stood directly in the bucket behind him: "Reward, one thousand." ”
"Young Master Xiaobu, long live!" Li Qiang was extremely excited.
Of course, even if it is a tricycle, it is not his turn to drive if he wants to, so Zhang Meng took the initiative to take the driver's position.
Li Qiang was not far behind, and he didn't know where to grab a microphone and handed it to Lu Xiaobu.
"Hahaha, cool! another thousand!"
Lu Xiaobu stood in the car and took the microphone, his face flushed with excitement.
Seeing Lu Xiaobu pick up the microphone, the people in the entire commercial street suddenly fell silent, and they all stared at Lu Xiaobu.
Lu Xiaobu dragged a long voice and said excitedly: "Uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, let us accompany the music, lift your twin mountains, and wave... Dance... Dance... Dance..."
Every time Lu Xiaobu said a word, the people on the street became excited, and when it came to the word 'dance' in the last long sound......
All the staff, the muscles of the whole body are tense, as if they are holding back a force!
The rhythm is all controlled by Lu Xiaobu alone!
This surprised Zhou Jingyuan - this loser actually has such a strong appeal?!
"Get up!"
After a long tone, Lu Xiaobu suddenly shouted out the last two words.
"Yay!"
The silver bottle burst into water slurry!
The atmosphere of the entire commercial street reached its peak in an instant after the words of these two words fell!
"Who am I?!" Lu Xiaobu shouted.
"Loser, Lu Xiaobu!"
The sound of hoarseness echoed throughout the shopping street.
"Boil for me!"
Lu Xiaobu shouted highly.
"Lu Xiaobu!"
"Loser!"
"Lu Xiaobu!"
"The Loser"
“......”
One after another, the higher and higher, the more urgent.
Even Wu Qianmin and Zhou Jingyuan had forgotten their shyness and shouted: "Lu Xiaobu, a loser!"
Even they were infected by Lu Xiaobu.
Their sanity could no longer suppress their emotions!
Lu Xiaobu, the son of a loser, has become the only master here at this moment!