"I'm buying underwear for my wife, can't I?" Chen Hao replied confidently.

"Oh, of course, sir, you are so good to your wife. You pick slowly, pick and greet me. The salesman smiled.

After listening to the praise of the salesman, Chen Hao's heart was secretly proud, and his courage was much greater.

"Don't pick, just set it." Chen Hao pointed to a set of pink underwear and said to the salesman. How do you want me to choose, do you want to let yourself run down and ask Dongfang Yan what color underwear she likes to wear? Maybe she will be beaten all over the head, her daughter is eighteen years old, and she can be my mother. I remember that Zhao Xiaolei likes to wear pink underwear, so buy pink ones.

The saleswoman asked, "How big do you want it to be?" ”

When Chen Hao heard this, he was stunned on the spot. Who knows this, the color of the clothes can be pointed out randomly, and the size can not be said randomly.

Seeing Chen Hao's overwhelmed appearance, the salesman reminded with a smile: "Is it 70C?" 70B？ 75A？ 75B？ ”

Chen Hao thought hard, as if he used to watch A.V in the Wa Kingdom, a group of brutes in the bedroom pointed to the big wave girl inside and often called 34D, but this number is too far from the number told by the salesman, what can I do?

His grandmother's, every size of underwear comes in a set, there is always a suitable one. Chen Hao plans to be ruthless and buy all the sizes from childhood to adulthood.

Seeing that Chen Hao was still at a loss, the salesman lady prompted: "What is the size of your wife's underwear, you can call and ask." ”

Damn, I just made an excuse, you take it seriously, who do I ask about this? If I really bought underwear for my wife, I really called the phone.

Under the gaze of the salesman, Chen Hao reluctantly took out the phone and walked out while pretending to press the number. Who to ask? To be honest, I really don't know how big Dongfang Yan's breasts are, she was lying down when she saw Dongfang Yan, and her chest shape completely changed. As for the later, I didn't see it at all.

Other clothes don't fit and can barely deal with the past.,If the size of the underwear is not right.,It's extremely uncomfortable to wear.,It seems that this must be asked.。 Chen Hao thought for a while, called Ma Hongwei, and asked Ma Hongwei to call Dongfang Yan to listen to the phone.

"Uh...... This ......, I just want to ask, what size underwear do you usually wear? I don't understand the numbers quoted by the salesperson. Chen Hao was a little hesitant to ask at first, and then he let go.

“80C。” Hearing Chen Hao say that he didn't understand the number, Dongfang Yan replied.

Chen Hao breathed a sigh of relief, put down the phone and said to the salesman: "Take two sets of 80C, one black and one pink." ”

The saleswoman nodded and said, "Okay, sir, please wait a moment." ”

Swiped the card to pay, and Chen Hao ran to the women's clothing area. The sweater, coat, pants and boots were roughly bought with reference to the style worn by Zhao Xiaolei, and two pieces of each style were bought. Regarding the size of the clothes, as long as you report the height and weight of Dongfang Yan, you can buy eight. Nine is not far from ten.

As a result of buying two pieces of everything, Chen Hao returned to the car, and Ma Hongwei saw all the large and small packaging bags.

Seeing Chen Hao, Ma Hongwei rolled down the window and said to Chen Hao: "Boss, you are really a wise and martial ......" Chen Hao pulled the car door with a straight face, took Ma Hongwei out of the car, kicked him in the ass, and kicked him on the ground.

Then Chen Hao's face changed, and he said to Dongfang Yan with a sincere smile: "I bought a lot of them in a mess, you can try them on in the car, and if it doesn't fit, I'll change it immediately." The film of this car sticker is very good, you can't see anything from the outside, and we are standing guard for you outside, you can rest assured. ”

Throwing the bag in his hand into the car and closing the door, Chen Hao said to Ma Hongwei: "I said that you kid pasted the film of this car so obscenely, is it for the convenience of car shock?" How many times have you had a car shake so far? Be honest! ”

Ma Hongwei was about to get up, but when he heard Chen Hao's words, his hand suddenly softened, and he "plopped" and came directly to the ground.

Ma Hongwei took Dongfang Yan home, and Chen Hao went home to find Huang Jie.

"Xiaojie, do you really want to practice martial arts and avenge your mother when you grow up?" Chen Hao stood in the room where Huang Jie lived temporarily and asked with a serious face.

Huang Jie raised his head, and his little face was extremely solemn. "Yes, I will wipe out all the murderers of my mother, and I will trample under the feet of those who humiliated me one by one, and I will humiliate them a hundredfold. Master, you promised to teach me martial arts, and please accept me as a disciple. ”

After speaking, Huang Jie knelt down in front of Chen Hao and was about to kowtow, but Chen Hao raised his hand to stop him from kneeling.

"Wait, I promised to teach you martial arts, but I didn't promise to accept you as an apprentice." Chen Hao's words are a bit profound for a child who is only twelve or thirteen years old.

Seeing Huang Jie's confused expression, Chen Hao smiled and said, "I'll ask you a few questions first, and you'll answer me when you think about it." What is Take? ”

Huang Jie thought for a while and said: "When I was a child, I heard Master Chuangong say that stopping Ge is martial arts, and Ge is a weapon in ancient times. Being able to stop the war is the real martial arts. And if you want to stop the war, you must learn martial arts well, and surrender without a fight, which is the highest state of martial arts. ”

Chen Hao shook his head and said, "This understanding is biased. Only by learning martial arts well and having the power to persist in fighting can we practice the righteousness of stopping fighting, this sentence is correct. However, the ultimate goal of martial arts training is not to stop the battle, but to fight bravely. The word zhi is a pictogram of foot in ancient times, and the meaning of zhi ge is to wave the ge to fight non-stop. ”

Huang Jie nodded thoughtfully.

"What is Chivalry?" Chen Hao threw out another question.

"When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help." Huang Jie replied without hesitation.

"It is the duty to practice martial arts, to be chivalrous and righteous, and to help people in distress, but this is only the small man of chivalry, remember, being able to serve the country and the people is the great man of chivalry."

Huang Jie nodded heavily, indicating that he remembered.

"What is a person?" Chen Hao then asked.

Huang Jie was dumbfounded and speechless, how to answer this question?

Chen Hao said to Huang Jie earnestly: "Look at the word "person", he is upright, stand up for a piece of the sky, lie down for a piece of ground, and be a man like this." There are many good people in this world, but there are also many bad people. Those who are kind to themselves, the grace of a drop of water should be repaid by the spring; To those who hurt themselves, the revenge of the eyes will be repaid with blood. Everything must have a clear conscience, and the right conscience of heaven and earth, this person's life will not be in vain. ”

"Yes, Xiaojie remembers, my mother usually educates Xiaojie like this." Huang Jie replied loudly.

Chen Hao nodded with satisfaction.