These fortune tellers under the overpass are slandering in their hearts, and the business competition under the overpass is relatively fierce, what do you say is the rich boy who drives a Porsche to join in the fun?

Many people cast strange eyes, they have never seen a Porsche come here to set up a stall to tell fortunes, in their eyes, Su Jing is a strange existence. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Su Jing's stall was next to an uncle with a big back and a Tang shirt, looking forty or fifty years old, wearing big sunglasses, looking like a big fool and not serious.

Uncle Sunglasses glanced at Su Jing, beeped in his heart, and said depressedly, "I said brother, you are driving a Porsche, why are you still here to tell fortunes for others?" ”

Uncle is sour in his heart, is this all the bad taste of rich people?

The uncle continued, "Brother, it's not the elder brother who hits you, this fortune telling is not so simple, you are so young, others will directly deny you from the appearance, just like seeing a doctor, they will look for the elderly, because they seem to be experienced..."

Su Jing smiled, there is nothing wrong with what this uncle said, looking at the hexagram master of this overpass, there is really no young man like him, at least all of them are over thirty-five years old.

Su Jing didn't care about this, some things really couldn't be linked to age, but he didn't say anything, and said with a smile, "I'm just bored, just to have some fun." ”

Uncle sighed, don't envy it, don't want it, it's just more popular than people.

Su Jing consciously entered the system and decisively took over the task, and the task took effect immediately from now on.

Immediately, Su Jing notified in the group, immediately set up the live broadcast equipment, and opened the live broadcast room.

Su Jing didn't say in advance that he was going to broadcast live, so they didn't know what Su Jing was going to broadcast live, and they were all very curious.

After the live broadcast room opened, his fans saw Su Jing's weird dress for the first time, and they were all very confused, and the barrage exploded.

"! What the hell are you wearing, boss? ”

"Boss, your outfit is simply blinding my 24k pure titanium alloy dog eyes!"

"Is this to tell people's fortunes?"

"I'm looking forward to it! The boss cliff is going to do something again! ”

"Brother Jing is so handsome today, woo woo / face!"

“……”

Su Jing sat on the pony, sat upright, and said with a serious face, "In the past few days, I have devoted myself to studying divination and hexagrams, and finally I have a small success, and I came here today to solve my doubts by telling people's fortunes, so you can call me Master Su, and you are also welcome to visit the stall. ”

As he spoke, he picked up the folding fan in his hand and opened it, and fanned it a few times, looking like a master.

A group of fans in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Poof! Boss, you're pretending to be too forced, aren't you?! ”

"It turns out to be a fortune teller! Anchor food stopped doing a change of career? ”

"Boss, your mom told you to come home and make ramen!"

"Master Su, the little girl is thirteen this year, please help the master calculate when they will be able to ******** hahaha, Brother Jing is playing a new show again, it's so interesting!"

“…”

……

After the late-night food incident, these guys didn't dare to say anything about the smashing of the field, for fear of being slapped in the face, they decided to wait and see first, after all, their boss did not play cards according to common sense, which was unpredictable.

In Su Jing's stall, a red cloth is spread on the ground, with five elements of gossip painted on it, a simple Book of Changes is placed on the left side of the red cloth, a bamboo stick holder is placed on the right, and three copper coins are scattered in the middle.

Of course, these are all props that Su Jing bought, and there is also a couplet, a bamboo stick to know the marriage, and three copper coins to ask about the future.

Horizontal batch: Only people who are destined

The two issues that people in this world are most concerned about are nothing more than money and beauty, of course, to be elegant, love and career, everyone is a secular mortal, and they are not immortals, and they can't be avoided.

But as time passed, there were two or three people around other people's stalls, and no one cared about him, Su Jing was not only speechless, "Do you need to solicit customers?" ”

Fans in his live broadcast room began to show taunting skills again.

"Boss, let's make ramen, fortune telling is not for you!"

"Boss, if you don't solicit, how can someone turn over your cards!"

"Is there a Taoist friend nearby, hurry up and help the boss out of the siege!"

……

Su Jing felt that it was still necessary to yell twice, otherwise I am afraid that no one would come to the door today.

At this time, Su Jing suddenly saw two women, one big and one small, walking towards him, and he was immediately overjoyed, could it be that God took pity on him and gave him two guests?

But as soon as Su Jing grinned, he saw two women passing by him and patronizing the sunglasses uncle next to him.

Su Jing: "......"

"It's a dog, and I'm happy in vain." Su Jing burst into tears and felt sad in her heart.

The squatting gray sugar next to him turned his head to look at him, as if to say, what are you doing with me?

The fans in the live broadcast room laughed, at this time, Chi Guoguo's jokes were not a big deal, and they simply caused 10,000 points of damage to Su Jing.

……

Su Jing looked at Uncle Sunglasses, the tall woman seemed to be his old customer, and said, "Master Chen, you showed me very accurately last time, I am going to open a new store recently, how about you help me calculate the fortune of the new store?" ”

Uncle Sunglasses looked like a master and began to moisten his mouth.

The slightly shorter delicate girl next to her looked at her sister helplessly, and she didn't know why, his sister was very superstitious about these things, and she was very scoffing at these fortune-telling things, thinking that it was all nonsense.

However, her sister is very superstitious and believes very much, and she specially dragged her over today, which made her quite helpless, but there was no way, she couldn't resist her stubborn sister.

Zhao Qian was very bored, and then she turned her head and saw the gray sugar next to Su Jing, and the cute appearance of the gray sugar attracted her.

"What a cute dog."

She is a pet lover and likes dogs very much, so when she came to Su Jing's stall, she squatted down and wanted to be close to the gray sugar set.

Gray sugar is not afraid of life, and he also likes good-looking girls, so he quickly sells cuteness to earn a wave of smooth and tender little hands to caress him.

…

Su Jing saw that this delicate short-haired girl was attracted by Gray Sugar, and praised Gray Sugar in her heart, and the resources that came to the door must not be lost.

"Ahem."

Su Jing said slowly, "Girl, I see that you have a relationship with my gray sugar, do you mind letting the old man count a hexagram for you?" ”

Fans in the live broadcast room began to get excited when they saw that their boss was about to make a move.

"Haha, the boss relied on gray sugar to pull a guest, it's not easy!"

"Boss, you must give Gray Sugar a big credit!"

"The melon seed bench mineral water Xiaomazha has been prepared, sit and watch Brother Jing fool the little sister!"

“……”

…

"Poof! Still an old man? How old are you? ”

The short-haired girl was amused by Su Jing, an alternative fortune teller like Su Jing was the only one in this flyover, which made her quite curious, anyway, she was bored now, so it was better to listen to what this guy could come up with.

The short-haired girl touched Gray Sugar's little head, thought about it, and smiled at Su Jing, "Then you calculate it for me... Let's get married. ”

"Do you want to draw a lot?" The short-haired girl laughed when she saw the bamboo sticks on the stall.

Su Jing waved his hand at him and said with a light smile, "Your marriage is all shown on your face, and the old man has already calculated it, so there is no need to draw lots." ”

"That's amazing, huh?" The short-haired girl naturally doesn't believe it, this woman believes in science, an atheist, and there is no way to fool me.

Su Jing saw the perfunctory, and didn't care, and said slowly, "Girl, you have a smile in the corner of your eyes, and there is affection in your eyes, I'm afraid you already have a lover, and you are in love." ”

The short-haired girl was stunned when she heard this, oops, she was really blinded by him.

Su Jing knew that she had guessed correctly when she looked at her expression, and continued to take a dose of fierce medicine, and said with a smile, "And I see that the girl has peach blossoms on your face, and there is a spring surge between your eyebrows, I am afraid that I have recently blended with your lover and gone to Wushan together!" ”

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