Chapter 134: Suicide and Apology

Erdan laughed and said, "Such a good thing? Is it really that good to be a star? You people are scrambling to make movies and TV series, in order to make money and become famous, but I already have these two things. My buddy's fame is embarrassed to overshadow the first-line stars, and I accidentally made it known to the world, which makes me very melancholy, because my brother is a low-key person, and what he likes to do most is to be low-key. However, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves! Although Brother's net worth is much worse than that of Bill, Buffett, Carlos and others, he almost occupied the throne of the richest man in China. It's not a brag, as long as my brother is willing, he can become the richest man on the earth in minutes, and there is no pressure to earn him hundreds of billions of dollars. You say I'm not bad for money and not bad for fame, why do you still make a movie about God's Rausch? It takes time and effort not to talk about it, and it will only add more gossip. ”

The words of the second egg are heartfelt. If you want to say that he is famous, it is not insignificant, and everyone in the world knows about it, including African cannibals and Amazon natives who are not very closely connected to the mainstream world. In terms of property, Li Erdan is not bragging, although the money in his pocket currently adds up to more than 10 billion US dollars, but his potential to make money is endless! If a Kukulkan flying saucer is sold on the market, it can easily be sold for hundreds of billions of dollars. Of course, Li Erdan will not sell the Kukulkan, he uses the Kukulkan to "pan for gold" in the universe, and he can get more money, such as pulling the helium three deposits on the moon to the earth to sell, or going to other planets to find more bizarre treasures......

Of course, Li Erdan's words are also a bit duplicitous, he is a person who walks in the dark, he can't see the light, and he will be in trouble when he sees the light. There are a lot of harems, and if they are picked up by the outside world, it will be difficult to do.

"I'm speechless. Now I'm going to give you a poke back, Bull King. Smiled and rolled his eyes at Erdan, and said: "You are not for money, not for fame, but you can't get along with beautiful women!" I sue you Li Erdan, if you don't star in this movie, you will lose a lot. ”

"Uh, beauty? What beauty? "Erdan, in a fog.

"That's the thing, "Lily Blossom", a same-sex sadomasochistic movie, will have two beautiful female leads. I, Song Xiaoxiao, have no accident to occupy a place, and Sister Mengru is likely to occupy one as well. The rest of the women, No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, are also beauties. You said that if you play the male number one, you won't have to be surrounded by beautiful women every day, and you can laugh to death in your dreams. ”

"Forget it! There are enough beauties around me to make me tired of coping. Male pig's feet, whoever likes to play will act. "Two eggs.

"There's a bed scene. If Sister Mengru was pressed by a beast, would you accept it in your heart? He smiled and smiled, with a wicked smile on his face.

Erdan's face pulled down at once, "How is it possible?" I have already told Director Li Kangkang that the bed scene, the kiss scene, and other flesh-revealing scenes, our family Mengru will not act. Aren't you also the number one female, it's up to you to play it. After saying that, the second egg laughed again. Really, it's not that my girlfriend doesn't know love.

This time, he changed to a smile and pulled his face down, and scolding the second egg was indispensable.

Erdan said: "Okay, let's not talk about movies." Oh, by the way, I said at the time that I would give you 100 million and we will end the matter, and the money has not been given to you yet. Otherwise, when you get ashore, I'll find a bank to transfer money to you. A billion will not be missing a dime. ”

Discipline, not chastity, can be worth a billion girls, the world can no longer find a second one, Xiaoxiao This is a world record.

Xiaoxiao was angry for no reason, picked up a handful of water and splashed it on Erdan's body, "Stinky man, it's great to be rich?" Do you think you can settle everything in the world with money? ”

How can a handful of water dispel the anger in the heart of Xiaoxiao Tongshou and the deep accusation against Comrade Li Erdan, and then her hands are like sprinkler trucks, splashing seawater on Erdan's body, and muttering: Stinky man, it's great to be rich?

This sea water with accusations, the second egg followed one by one, and did not dodge, because he felt very guilty in his heart, and he also felt that the chastity of the laughing sister-in-law was more than one billion.

"That's 1500 million, right? Or, two billion? "Two eggs.

The sea water splashed more violently, and the accusation of laughter and laughter became more excited. Xiaoxiao's rolling pin flew towards Erdan's head with a swish, and the volley was still spinning, under the light of the bright sunset, full of dynamics.

Erdan reached out and held the rolling pin, grinning, "Two billion, you agreed?" ”

laughed and cried, what a stinky man, he would use money to talk about things.

You are rich, and your smiling children's shoes are not bad for money, what is bad is feelings, what is bad is a warm embrace, and a harbor that can let her dock when the wind and rain come.

"Alas, laugh, don't cry! I just smashed your temperament, but I didn't touch my chastity! So what do you say about it? As long as I, Li Erdan, can afford to pay for it, even if I take my life, I will pay you for it. ”

"Well, then you're going to die. Give me death now. "Laughing, tears are hazy, and my heart is about to break.

"Uh. Erdan pondered for a moment and replied, "Okay, I, Li Erdan, will die for you Song Xiaoxiao once." I committed suicide by jumping into the sea. ”

The little vest on Erdan's body was splashed with a lot of water by Xiaoxiao, it was wet, and it was very uncomfortable to wear on his body, so he was ready to take off the little vest, and then jump into the sea to "commit suicide".

Li Erdan undressed quickly, but in Xiaoxiao's eyes, it was a slow motion. Even though her eyes were hazy with tears, she still saw it so real and focused.

Erdan is standing with the sunset on his back to the west, smiling and smiling in a low place, looking up at Erdan. And if you look up, the other person will inevitably look taller. Li Erdan, who is smiling at this moment, is really a martial man, with a straight waist and strong limbs.

Coincidentally, the two and the sun form a three-point line. In Xiaoxiao's field of vision, Li Erdan's majestic body just blocked the sun, and a layer of sunlight was shrouded in all around, and his fair skin was the color of the sun.

Xiaoxiao is already very good at aesthetics, but at this moment, she feels that Comrade Erdan is not only a man like the wind, but also a sunny man, and his masculinity is too enough.

I can find such an "excellent" man to marry in this life, and I am happy to eat bad chaff every day! The so-called sharing of joys and sorrows, mutual foam.

I saw Erdan cross his hands, pull the two corners of the waist of the tight vest, and then pull it up hard.

Action, cool to death, handsome to burst!