Chapter 60: Urgent, Latrine

The weather is getting hotter and hotter day by day, and at noon, you will be sweating profusely when you sit in the house, let alone standing outside in the big sun. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The disguise pill on the three springs can't see the water, and it doesn't hurt to sweat a little often, but if you sweat profusely as if you have been poured by heavy rain, it will be extremely troublesome. Not only did the yellow scorch on his face have to be washed off, but even the scar is not tight.

Her face was covered with sweat, but she didn't dare to wipe it, for fear that she would be able to wipe her face with mud.

If it was usual, she would naturally be lazy and find a place to replay the disguise on her face. But since she questioned Chongyi that day, he stood opposite her and said that he would guard Gongzi with her.

It's obviously surveillance, and it's hard for a person to leave with two eyes on you.

Looking at the eyes that glanced at her from time to time, she was probably surprised by her muddy face, she thought about how to slip away, and then she couldn't help it, so she said, "I want to go to the toilet." Then he covered his face and began to run.

After running two steps, I heard someone behind me shouting, "Where is Spring going?" ”

Ji Di, who has been difficult to go out for thousands of years, actually came out, and she instantly felt that the sky was about to collapse.

Covering his face with his sleeves, he didn't dare to look up, and said, "I'm going to the toilet." ”

"Let's go together."

Sanchun grinned, a toilet is a pit, why do you have to go with the two of you? However, he has been serving him for a while, and he also knows his habits, this son of Zhao Guo once fell into the thatched pit when he was a child, so he never dared to go to the toilet alone.

Sighing, he said in a very miserable voice, "Very good. ”

Ji Yi chuckled, just listening to her voice, I didn't know how difficult it was for her to do.

As a child, he was pushed into the latrine by his brother and was stunted by the stench there. When someone found out and hugged it, the smell on his body was really around the house for three days. Since then, he has had a special fear of the latrine and never dared to go to the latrine alone. When he was in the palace of Zhao State, he had a special toilet and toilet, and when he arrived in Chu State, he was hostage, and Yan Dan accompanied him, and he didn't feel anything.

Yan Dan never dislikes to wait for a long time, nor does he dislike the smell of the toilet, every time he stays outside, he will tell him some jokes, and every time he hears his voice, he can feel extremely relieved. At that time, he even thought that even if a monster would run out of the dung pit and catch him, he would not be afraid.

Over time, he and Yan Dan developed a habit that every time they went to the toilet, they would wait for each other, one was inside, and the other would definitely be outside. Even in the middle of the night, they will knock on each other's windows and call people up.

Because of this, when the two of them went back to bed at night, they often went to the wrong room in a daze, and occasionally slept in the same bed. Yan Dan said that this is called sleeping together, eating together, pulling together, urinating together, and they also have the same car, playing together, going out together, and entering ...... together, no wonder Zhong Xue is jealous, they are like conjoined babies, they are often together, and they are not separated for a moment.

In fact, it should be easy for him to find out that Yan Dan is a woman, not because of her physical development, but because she squats every time she goes to the toilet and urinates and urinate. But at that time, he didn't think of anything, only that it might be her quirk.

Since Yan Dan's death, he has never been to the toilet, and when he returned to Zhao Guodu's bedroom, he didn't come out until he came out, and the environment of all countries could be as good as he wanted, and he would go to the toilet when he was reluctant.

In fact, his inner demons have long been lifted, and there is no need for anyone to wait at all, the reason why he has to pull Sanchun with him every time is because he suddenly found the peace of mind when he had Yan Dan with him.

Walking forward slowly, Miharu followed behind him, and the appearance of covering his face with his sleeves looked very suspicious.

The corners of his mouth twitched, "Haru, what are you doing?" ”

Sanchun hurriedly said: "The heat may hurt your face." ”

Isn't there something on her face? His heart moved, and he smiled, "I have Paco to cover my face." A snow-white handkerchief was handed over, how dare Sanchun take it.

said in a panic: "My subordinates don't dare, I'm afraid I'll dirty my son's scarf." ”

He chuckled, "It's okay. ”

Sanchun was frightened, and his sleeves protected his face tightly.

He became increasingly suspicious of her face, and it seemed that he hadn't seen her wash his face since he was in the embassy. I was about to tug on her sleeve, but I wanted to see what was on it. Before he could touch her, he heard someone not far away: "Your Highness, where are you going?" ”

It was Chengyangjun's voice, and he suddenly appeared at this juncture, and it really made people feel uneasy and kind.

He turned his head and smiled gently at Zhong Xue, "Without him, I just want to change clothes." ”

Zhong Xue let out an "oh", and suddenly exclaimed as if she had comprehended the true meaning of life: "Isn't Your Highness afraid? ”

In the past, he and Yan Dan went to the toilet together, which was the thing he was most jealous of, and sometimes he would go around the neighborhood intentionally or unintentionally, or simply stand outside the door and wait at the same time, he was not in a hurry at that time, just to let them know that there was still a presence for him here.

The prince of Qin once described the three of them: "The world is nonsensical about these three people." "I guess I've never seen anyone as neurotic as they are. But so what, as long as you can insert a foot between the two, and they have no chance to be alone, it will be the greatest success.

As soon as Ji Xi saw Zhong Xue, he couldn't help but want to grind his teeth, there was only one person in this world who had the ability to make him angry, Yan Dan was so nonsense, at most he only made him helpless, only Zhong Xue would make him lose his demeanor, and he hated to bite him to death ninety-nine times out of a hundred. He seems to have been born specifically to expose his scars and make him angry to death.

Sanchun was really happy to see the two of them looking at each other, and she quietly moved her steps backwards, looking for favorable terrain for a 100-meter sprint.

But before she could run out of the sight of the two, she heard Zhong Xue's slightly cool voice, "Where is Spring going?" ”

"To ...... The urine came out. She finished with a little crying, then held her face and began to run wildly.

This sentence is not false, she was not in a hurry originally, but when she saw Zhong Xue, she was nervous, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

She covered her face and went on a rampage all the way, and almost died several times before she reached the latrine, becoming the first martyr in ancient times to hit the wall and die because of going to the latrine.

It was also her bad luck, at this critical juncture, a few people suddenly came to meet her, she didn't see it, and was colliding with the person in front.

The man staggered and wanted to fall, she subconsciously went to help, and when she saw the man's handsome face, she was immediately half frightened. Hurriedly threw him down, and ran faster with more strength on his feet.

While running, she secretly regretted that she had forgotten that Feng Lingjun was still in Daliang and didn't leave. I don't know if his eyes are good, whether he recognizes her.