Chapter 19, Parting Practice Reform Symposium (Ask for Push, Ask for Acceptance!)
Ji didn't pay attention, he felt so tired that as soon as he entered the woods just now, Luo had the feeling of being so tired that he wanted to fall asleep. I didn't sleep well last night, and I deliberately took Su Sanyi's punch during the martial arts competition, and then I was electrocuted by Senior Brother Ji's "snail shell", and in general, today is bleak.
He silently closed his eyes, listened to the birds in the woods, the leaves falling, and his head entered a hazy state, both familiar and unfamiliar.
"Xiao Cone, did you see those two people? It must be an intern disciple of Zhong Lingzong, you run to peck them, be bold, and run away if you peck them, they can't catch up with us, just practice your sensitivity." ”
A mother bird with a cone-billed bird, standing on a branch, looked at Luo and Yi Zhang.
"Mother, I'm afraid, otherwise, you go first. The little cone still didn't dare. Although they have wings and can fly, the size of these two people is really a bit of a behemoth compared to themselves.
"Cut!" the mother bird flapped her wings proudly and swooped down, she wanted to erect a heroic image for her child.
Gurgle, cluck, cluck......
The next second tragedy appeared, when the mother bird was close to Luo, she was grabbed by Luo's abrupt hand.
This scene frightened the little cone.
"Let go of me, let go of me, stink!" both feet of the mother bird were grabbed by Luo, she flapped her wings, and struggled desperately, but she couldn't break free from Luo's "claws".
"Luo, you can!" Yi Zhang, who was sitting with him, was stunned by Luo's divine hand.
He had just seen Luo, who was sitting like a stone, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he caught the bird. This operation, I have to say, is really too sassy.
"Hehe, you old bird, you also want to bully me, do you want me to strip you of your hair, and then hang you on the top of the tree to dry the meat. Luo carried the half-pounded feathered bird.
"Don't, don't, let go of me, villain!" the old bird struggled desperately, but he didn't expect his arrogant flying skills to be planted in the hands of this little rabbit cub, what a grievance.
"Hehe, if you dare to scold me, I'll pluck it!" Luo really moved and plucked a hair from its wings. Plucked the hair, and as soon as Luo's hand was released, he let it fly away.
"Why did you let it go?"
"If you don't let it go, what do you want?"
"Such a fat bird, of course, is roasted...... Consider letting it go, hehe!"
It's easy to open your mouth and drool, thinking of this little bird on the fire rack, beeping and sipping oil, and smoking, how fragrant is that? However, when I thought that Xiu Xian couldn't eat this thing, I swallowed the saliva in my mouth raw.
"Luo, I didn't expect that you really have a hand in catching birds, and besides, you just knew that this bird scolded you, and your brain is not broken. "Yi Zhang just saw that Luo was actually fighting with a bird, if this is in the mortal realm, he must have to go to see a doctor.
"If I don't tell you, why don't you go back?" Luo Cai wouldn't tell him that he could hear the bird's speech, and said, didn't Yi Chang just say that he wanted to go back? Why did he stay and meditate with him, could it be that he was afraid that he would go back alone and meet ghosts?
"Why should I go back? Fart here and let the flowers and plants absorb some nutrients, how good!"
But, then again, why are you still farting now?
"Luo, you say, it's time for this "detox", why are our butts still so quiet?"
"Hehe, didn't you listen to Senior Brother Ji? After a day of detoxification yesterday, most of our "mortal poison" should be excreted, and today, we may not fart. ”
"Oh, did you already know? Why didn't you tell me? "It's easy to open your head and pat your head, Senior Brother Ji really said this, just like that, it seems that tonight's fart feast doesn't exist.
"Why did you tell you? You didn't ask me, and besides, I just thought of it. Luo Bai glanced at Yi Zhang: "You might as well get into my stomach, I'm here, and there is still a roundworm." ”
Lowe pointed to his belly.
"Too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'm leaving. "It's easy to get angry, but I went back to the dormitory.
It's late at night, it seems that Fei Yin will wait to see it next time, it is easy for Zhang Gang to start, and Luo took an arrow step and left him behind.
"You...... You"
"What are you, if you don't want to go back, you can continue to be a nourishment here, mosquitoes, insects, jackals, tigers and leopards, I like your white and tender nutrition." ”
Boom, they wanted to go, but it didn't seem to be going to work, the sky was screaming, the clouds were rolling, it seemed like a downpour was coming, and they had to run.
Run! Luo He is easy to spread his legs and open his legs, and he is full of horsepower, and Luo is secretly carrying the light skill of "stepping on the swallow and flying to the sky".
"Luo, have you collected your clothes?"
"Nope. ”
"Wait for me!" Yi Chang shouted desperately behind him, because his speed couldn't keep up with Luo at all.
A flash of lightning suddenly fell in front of Luo, who was in a hurry, no!
Luo hurriedly braked, trying to see the uninvited shadow, but the shadow flashed and disappeared into the woods.
"Luo, what's wrong with you?" Yi Zhang, who caught up behind, saw Luo, who was stunned.
"Easy Zhang, I just saw a shadow, right here, too fast, like lightning. ”
"Shadow, where, where? I think you've seen a ghost, but don't scare me. "It's easy to look around, a hazy, almost dark woods, gusts of demon wind, where is the figure, if there is, it must be a ghost.
...... The two stopped talking and fled the woods as fast as they could.
More than two months have passed, Luo, who lives on the spirit grass, is still the same, he is not thin, let alone fat, but his skin is darker than before, and his eyes are more refined and energetic.
"I'm the most handsome, hehe. Luo got up early, looked in the mirror, and couldn't help but praise when he saw his satisfied self.
"Brother Luo, I beg you, don't say such scary things early in the morning, okay?"
"You kid can't get up yet!" said Lo lifted his quilt and walked out in style.
"Okay, junior brothers, we don't have to eat the spirit grass today, and we don't have to take off our shirts, let's just sit down, sit down, today, just relax, because as your intern brother, this is the last day. ”
On the last day, everyone looked at each other, but they didn't expect the days to pass so quickly, and almost three months had passed in the blink of an eye.
"Senior brother, I, I can't bear you. Easy to Zhang, when I heard this, I instantly became feminine, knowing that it was the time to show off my feelings.
Although Senior Brother Ji usually kicks his buttocks, but all of a sudden, no one kicks him, and his ass will not get used to it.
"Come on, Senior Brother Rong, although I am usually a little strict with you, it is also for your own good. ”
Senior Brother Ji said, sat on the spot, parting and practicing, it seems that it will be changed to a symposium.