Chapter 109: Here comes the great aunt
Lei Bo walked in and saw three corpses. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Two bodies were shot and their heads were blown out, and one was burned to death.
Needless to say, it was the robbers who burned to death, and the other two were supposed to be the captain and the co-pilot.
This kind of plane generally has two co-pilots, and the three pilots are dead at this time, which means that no one can fly the plane.
Repo glanced at several corpses, then kicked the two drivers who had been shot, and said, "Wake up!" ā
The wounds on the two of them disappeared in an instant, and then they slowly opened their eyes and sat up.
At the door of the cab, several flight attendants were dumbfounded.
Obviously seeing that the captain's and co-pilot's heads were blown out and fell in a pool of blood, Lei Bo actually made them heal from their injuries and wake up with a word!
Is this man an immortal?
Lei Bo looked at the captain and said, "Don't be in a daze, hurry up and fly the plane." ā
After speaking, he walked out with Zhang Kaishou.
The captain and co-pilot were still in a state of confusion, not knowing what was going on. Just now, the two of them were also shot in the head unsuspectingly, and now they wake up and don't know anything.
The stewardess hurriedly asked, "The two of you.... Who are you? ā
Zhang Kai said in a stinky manner: "Tell you, this is the living immortal of Shunan, the true monarch of the Heavenly Dao." He sensed that you were in trouble, and brought me to rescue you. ā
"Shunan Living Immortals? Heavenly Dao True Monarch? ā
Several flight attendants looked at each other, but they were shocked to find that Lei Bo and Zhang Kaishou's figures slowly faded, and then disappeared!
The flight attendants left one to explain to the captain, and the rest began to reassure the passengers, searching for the figures of Lei Bo and the others by the way.
Obviously, they couldn't find anything.
In Xiangjiang City, in a square, Lei Bo and Zhang Kaishou appeared.
Zhang Kaishou hurriedly said: "Okay, Tianjun, quickly change me back." ā
Lei Bo smiled: "Why are you in a hurry to change back? Now you're a super beauty! ā
"I don't want it!" Zhang Kai shook his head like a rattle: "My original appearance is still very attractive, I don't want to be a woman." ā
"Xiao Zhang, you still don't have enough Taoism!"
Lei Bo looked at Zhang Kaishou with a look of regret and said, "It doesn't matter whether it is a man or a woman, beautiful or ugly. It's just a pair of skins, so why bother? ā
"It's not...."Zhang Kaishou pinched the two balls on his chest with his hands and said: "You made this thing too big for me, at least it's all E, I'm uncomfortable!" ..... who shook off every walk"
Lei Bo looked funny, but he still said seriously: "Xiao Zhang, this is my tempering of you!" In the future, not only will you be a woman, but you may also be asked to be a pig, a dog, or even a mouse. You have to experience it for yourself before you can ..... it later."
Speaking of this, Lei Bo was suddenly stunned.
Although he wanted Zhang Kai to be the future Emperor of Heaven, the picture he saw when he broke through flashed again.
If Zhang Kaishou will be killed by himself, will everything he do now be useful?
"What will happen later?" Zhang Kaishou asked nervously.
When he heard Lei Bo say that he was a pig and a dog, he couldn't help but tremble a little.
Lei Bo waved his hand a little irritably and said, "Anyway, you can be a woman for me for a few days, don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will let you be a woman for a lifetime?" ā
"Okay, okay. Tianjun, what are we doing here? Zhang Kaishou asked with a bitter face.
At this time, many people had already seen Lei Bo and Zhang Kaishou, and many people were shocked by Zhang Kaishou's appearance of 'national color and fragrance'.
Everyone looked at Zhang Kaishou either brightly or secretly.
Lei Bo pointed to a building not far away and said, "Let's go to the building in front." ā
Zhang Kaishou followed Lei Bo to the building dejectedly, and didn't go far when he saw a public toilet.
Zhang Kaishou said: "Tianjun, wait for me, I'll go to the toilet." ā
Without waiting for Lei Bo to reply, Zhang Kaishou rushed into the public toilet.
It's just that she habitually walked into the men's bathroom.....
In the toilet, a man is humming a little tune while his eyes are closed.
It's just that Zhang Kaishou was wearing high heels, and the sound of 'da-da-da' entering the toilet let the man know that someone had come in.
He glanced back absentmindedly, then closed his eyes and hummed.
It's just that soon, his movements froze, and then he turned his head with difficulty, opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Kaishou.
At this time, Zhang Kaishou was standing in the urinal position, and was about to withdraw his pants, but he was stunned.
Only then did she remember that she was now a woman
"Ah----h
The man screamed, forcibly broke the brake, and then pulled the zipper of his pants and rushed out with his legs.
Zhang Kaishou was furious: "Look at you like that, I don't know if I thought I saw a dinosaur!" I'm obviously a big beauty, okay! Isn't it just going to the wrong toilet? ā
This thing thinks of herself as a woman, and after saying that, she is ready to turn and leave.
But just then, another young man walked in.
As soon as the young man saw Zhang Kaishou, he was stunned for a moment, then his face turned red, and he said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! IāI'm in the wrong toilet! ā
After speaking, without waiting for Zhang Kaishou to explain, he hurriedly walked out of the men's toilet with a red face, and then ...... I walked into the women's toilet next to it.
"Ah---- catch hooligans!"
"Shoot him!"
"In broad daylight, you dare to run the women's toilet, it's really daring"
Then, the man rushed out of the public place with a freshly torn sanitary napkin on his head.
Zhang Kaishou looked at the young man who was far away, and said in a loud voice: "Sin, sin!" I didn't mean to. ā
After speaking, she looked at the women's toilet with some confusion.
Remembering the few screams I heard earlier, it was clear that there were at least two or three women inside.
This kind of roadside public toilet generally only has partitions and no doors. Zhang Kai will definitely be embarrassed if he guards in.
She considered whether to turn around and go back to the men's toilet to solve the problem, but found that several more men were walking towards the public toilet.
"It's so depressing! Forget it, Tianjun didn't say it, it's just a skin, it's not enough for me! ā
Zhang Kaishou comforted himself, ruthlessly, and approached the women's toilet.
Inside, several women were scolding: "Damn perverts, perverts! The next time I meet him, I'll kill him! ā
"Forget Sister Liu, didn't that bastard run away? I believe that he will not dare to come in the future. ā
"Now, everybody has it. Curse the men who go into the women's restroom, there is a small wooden ....."
Zhang Kai, who had just stepped into the women's toilet, stumbled and almost fell.
But if you think about it, you are a real 'woman' now! What's more, I really don't have a small one now....
So he looked away from a few women, found an empty seat, and began to solve it.
After a while, she finished solving it and was about to get up, but she felt something was wrong and squatted down again.
A few seconds later, Zhang Kaishou let out a cry of resentment, sadness, annoyance, and shame..... A mixture of sad cries with mixed feelings:
"Ah------- Tianjun, I hate you---- help----- I, I'm actually here for my aunt!"