Chapter 417 [Hercules]
"Teacher Xia, I received the wind, and the scholarship classmates are likely to shift their goals from my sister to mine." Mihi pulled Xia Yu's arm and snorted, "What do you say?" I have suffered this unwarranted disaster for no reason, and you are the culprit! β
Xia Yu smiled: "Isn't that very good, as soon as the scholarship students heard the name, they felt that there was money everywhere, the head of the organization." β
Mishi said unhappily, "What are you talking about?" Why didn't you say it when Mi Mi was chased? Just work so hard to help her catch up with people, and when it's my turn, you say how good that person is, obviously perfunctory to me! β
Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "That's because our class has class rules, and I've told you a few times." β
Mishi said loudly: "I'm not from your class, so you don't care about my life or death?" Then you will take care of Mi Mi in the future, don't pay attention to me, I don't bother to pay attention to you! β
Mi Mi walked around and hugged her and smiled: "Teacher Xia is joking with you, are you really angry?" β
Xia Yu said with a smile: "Xiao Nizi is really anxious, okay, I'll give you a guarantee first, as long as you give an order to protect the flowers, who do you think annoys you, as long as you give an order, I will immediately protect the flowers and drive that person away, is this okay?" β
Mihi was also a little embarrassed, and said don't start: "It's pretty much the same!" β
Xia Yu stretched out his hand and pushed Mixi, and said, "Eh, I ask you, you two haven't liked any boy for so many years?" β
Mihi quickly replied, "No! Those boys are naΓ―ve and dead, and they know that they love Xian, and none of them have real skills. β
Mi Mi waited for Mi Xi to finish before nodding.
Xia Yu asked again: "You two are twins, and you grew up dependent on each other, and many things have similar tastes, if in case, I mean in case, you fall in love with the same boy, then what should you do?" β
The two sisters glanced at each other, and Mi Xi shrugged and said, "This probability is too small, if this is the case, I will quit by myself, and I can't grab Mi Mi anyway." β
Mi Mi chirped: "Nonsense, there are a lot of people who like you." β
Mi Xi looked up and asked Xia Yu, "Teacher Xia, if Mi Mi and I like you together, who do you want to choose?" β
Xia Yu Haha smiled: "It's not simple, I want both." β
Then there was a flurry of pinching between the two women on his arm.
Xia Yu ordered fast food at noon and let everyone eat in the car, of course he ate the bento prepared by the butterfly, and it was time for the competition to squint casually in the car, Xia Yu asked Peng Yu to arrange for everyone to write the paper, and he and the butterfly were hanging around the campus.
About halfway through the exam, Jian Dan came to him and said that someone was hindering their competition, and there was either a strong light coming in from the window to shoot the students' eyes, or there was an unusually noisy sound, but the window here had neither curtains nor glass, so it was useless to close it.
Xia Yu shook his head and smiled: "Jiang Hao actually played such a little trick, he really laughed and was generous, let's go, take a look." β
When I came to the class with the butterfly, I immediately heard a very loud noise, it turned out that there was a huge mixer running in full swing outside the classroom window, making it look like a construction site, and at this time there was already an invigilator to negotiate, but the worker-like person was spitting and gesturing, trying to explain something, anyway, it was not closed.
And in the distance a building that is not tall or short, but there is always a strong light coming over, one by one, if you look at the past, the eyes are immediately a flower, if you don't look at the past, you also feel very hot, many students are holding up the paper manuscript to resist, but this obviously affects the mentality and thinking of the exam very much.
Because the machine was facing Xia Yu's students' class, so they were naturally the most victimized, Xia Yu went around to the back, Peng Yu came up and said: "They said that this is a school construction machine, suddenly broken, I don't know what's going on, it's running automatically, can't stop, we fiddled with it, it really can't stop, the wires are directly plugged in, the electric gate and the classroom are connected together, if the gate is closed, the whole school will have no electricity." β
Xia Yu nodded and walked over, looked at the wire, and said to the butterfly next to him, "Cut it." β
Butterfly's right hand flipped over, and her thin silver blade appeared in her hand, and with a seemingly casual stroke, the wire broke in two, and the machine stopped with a thud. ,
The worker immediately ran over and scolded: "How can you mess around like this, this will cause a large area of short circuits and burn out the wires and catch fire, do you understand!?" β
Xia Yu looked around and said, "Where is the short circuit?" Where did the fire start? β
The worker said angrily: "I mean the risk, who is responsible if something really goes wrong?" β
Xia Yu pointed at his nose and said, "Nonsense, of course you are responsible, what are you doing here with this thing if you have nothing to do?" Itchy skin? β
"You! Why do you talk like that! β
Xia Yu pushed him away and looked at the building that was not very far away, the flash came out from the three windows not far away**, which should obviously be a large office.
The foreman seemed to want to be unrelenting, and just wanted to speak, Xia Yu suddenly grabbed the multi-ton mixer tripod, grabbed the body with one hand, lifted the mixer, and suddenly threw it out in the stunned eyes of everyone.
The mixer flew out far away, like a precision-guided missile, drew an arc, rolled, and with a loud bang, it smashed into a wall somewhere in that building, and the wall was smashed through, and the mixer continued to crush in, and in a scream, many tables, machines, and computers were knocked into the air, and fell to the ground.
The intense reflection disappeared in an instant.
Xia Yu clapped his hands and said, "It's done, go back." Those workers who didn't look like workers stood there dumbfounded, and they wanted to talk about entanglement, but now they didn't dare to put another fart. Xia Yu took two steps and suddenly asked the butterfly next to him, "Where is the exam classroom in Meteor Academy?" β
Butterfly shook her head: "How do I know." β
Jian Dan next to him said: "On the third floor, count the fourth from left to right." β
Xia Yu looked up, and Jian Dan hurriedly said: "That's from the front, if it's from this side, it should be the sixth." β
"Oh, I saw it." Xia Yu walked over while counting, walked directly below, took out a round metalwork from the small bag he was carrying, opened the lid, and tinkered inside.
Butterfly Qi said: "What is this?" β
Xia Yu said casually while making it: "Smoke tear gas, Wang Kun made it, I have ordered a lot of fun things." β
Butterfly smiled, "You want to make it bad again, don't you?" β
Xia Yu put away the tear gas, glared at him and said, "Nonsense, I never do bad things." Then he walked away quickly.
Ten minutes later,The classroom where a group of students in Meteor School Park was suddenly bursting with intense smoke,The smoke is very exciting,As soon as you inhale, tears and snot continue to flow.,Coughing and coughing so much that the intestines are going to spit out.,I had to rush out of the classroom.γ
Xia Yu and Butterfly sat on the edge of the flower bed in the playground, watching the chaos upstairs. Butterfly shook her head and smiled: "I really don't understand, when did you start?" I didn't even notice it. β
Xia Yu said with a smile: "If I am still discovered by you, I will be mixed up in the future." β
The soldiers were in a hurry to deal with it for a while, although the new classroom was deployed, but because of the inhalation of some of the irritating gas, the body was still a little uncomfortable, fortunately, the gas did not seem to be very strong gas, but after coming out to breathe fresh air, it recovered a lot, but to continue writing, on the one hand, the head was uncomfortable, on the other hand, it also took a lot of time, and it was time to hand in the paper after a few strokes.
Hu Qin negotiated with the invigilator teacher in the hope of making up for that time, but the invigilator only promised to help report to the top, but could not give them time immediately, and after the negotiation was fruitless, Hu Qin ran down the playground angrily to find Xia Yu.
"You're going to do that? Are you so afraid of losing to us? Hu Qin glared at Xia Yudao.
Xia Yu said blankly: "What are you talking about?" β
Hu Qin said: "I don't understand you yet, this kind of thing, only you can do it." β
Xia Yu smiled and said, "It's worthy of Hu Qin, you know me so well." β
Hu Qin said angrily: "How can you become like this, those children are innocent, if you want anything, you can come at me." β
Xia Yu frowned and said: "You said that you understand me again, and now you say that I have become like this, so have I changed or not?" β
Hu Qin was speechless for a moment, and Xia Yu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Actually, it's normal, people change, especially after experiencing more things." β,
Butterfly interjected: "I don't know what you used to look like, but I think you're very good now, to be honest, it's hard for me to imagine that you used to be a bad seed, and you didn't dare to speak out when you were trampled on your head, isn't it true?" β
Hu Qin frowned and said, "What does this have to do with the bad seeds?" Who stepped on you? Xia Yu stopped the butterfly and said: "Don't talk about this, I didn't have any ability before, when I met those rich second-generation officials or something, I didn't plant a little, and others were not allowed to kill me?" β
Hu Qin felt that the more he talked, the more unpleasant it became, "When did I say that you are a bad seed?" β
Xia Yu said: "I didn't say what you said, I just said that I think, but it's not right at all, at least I still have my life now, otherwise I would have died a long time ago and had no place to be buried." β
Hu Qin felt that everything Xia Yu said meant something, but she couldn't explain it now, the whole person was so uncomfortable, she sighed and said, "Okay, I'll talk to you later, I'll go back and deal with it first and see if anyone is hurt." β
Xia Yu didn't say anything, just watched her back slowly get smaller, and Zuihou disappeared.
Butterfly snorted and said, "What the hell, the Hu family is amazing." β
Xia Yu smiled faintly and said, "She has always spoken like this. β
"Looks like you knew her well before, huh? Old lover? β
Xia Yu shook his head and said, "At most, it's a fake lover, let's not talk about it, let's go to Thornton University as a team." β
The bus drove to Thornton University, and it was the first time for Xia Yu to come here, so he simply asked Peng Yu to take the others to the cafeteria to eat, and he planned to walk in from the gate, but Butterfly and several students in his class also got out of the car and wanted to go with him.
Mihimi Mi, Hu Wei, Wang Xue and others followed. The group walked in a mighty way, laughing and laughing, which attracted the attention of many people.
This point in time is also the time for students to move freely and finish eating in the university, the flow of people is mainly concentrated in the playground and canteen dormitory, seeing that Xia Yu is not walking in the direction of the cafeteria, Mi Xi said strangely: "Teacher Xia, you are wrong, right?" β
Xia Yu smiled: "That's right, the girls' dormitory is going this way." β
A group of people immediately started to coax, Xia Yu smiled and said, "What a fart, I was originally going to find Ke Ran." β
Wang Xue looked left and right, and Xia Yu said: "Come on, you, go to your Chen Xin, don't pretend to be with me here." β
Wang Xue said: "I deliberately explained that Chen Xin didn't tell Ke Ran that you were coming, but you may not be able to find her like this, so let's make a call, otherwise you have to let Mi Mi and them go up to help you call, how troublesome." β
Xia Yu said: "Who said that I want them to call, won't I go up myself?" "Please, the pig brain knows that the girls' dormitory can't just enter the boys."
"Where did I enter casually, I walked in resolutely with the goodwill purpose of a friendly neighborly visit, where did I go casually?"
Hu Wei sighed: "Is there a more shameless teacher on this shijie than you?" β
Mi Xi said: "Seriously, Mr. Xia, the aunt who guards the door will definitely not let the boys in, what are you going to do?" Even if you're a teacher, you're in high school. Xia Yu smiled and took out a stack of armbands from his bag, on which were written two big golden characters: "Feng Ji"
"This ...... What is this? β
Xia Yu smiled: "This is the armband of the school discipline meeting that is imitated according to the sample that Chen Xin gave me, wearing this armband, no one will doubt it." β
Wang Xue said: "But how can anyone from the Discipline Club go to check at this time?" β
Xia Yu shook a finger and smiled like a magic stick: "So I said that your brains can't turn around, and I didn't use it to enter the door, but to make those girls not suspicious after entering the door." β
"After talking about it for a long time, you still haven't said how to solve the problem of entering the door, really..."
"Is it a problem to get in?"
At this time, I walked to the door of the girls' dormitory. Xia Yu took the lead and walked inside, and the short aunt shouted with a gloomy face: "Hey! How many of you are blind? This is a girls' dormitory! β
Hu Wei and Yin Yong immediately got up and down, but when they saw Xia Yu smiling and groaning, they stuffed three hundred-yuan bills into the palm of Auntie's hand, and at the same time took her hand and shook it and said, "Auntie, don't you remember me?" I'm Xiaohong's eldest brother, I often come to Xiaohong, these two are my followers, the old rule, go up for half an hour and come down. β,
The aunt glanced at the paper in her palm, and immediately became amiable and said, "Oh, it turned out to be Xiaohong's brother, I haven't paid attention to the bad weather recently, so you can go in, not too long." β
Hu Wei and the others smashed onto the cement slab with a whoop and fell hard.
Xia Yu and the others entered inside, and then asked the two boys and himself to wear red armbands, and a few girls naturally didn't need it.
Address Xia Yu knew, went up the stairs directly, on the corridor, many girls couldn't stop looking at them up and down, and they heard some girls talking to each other: "Wow, when did the people of Fengji have these handsome guys, I would have known that I would report this meeting." β
"It's so handsome, let's just go back to the dormitory and wait, maybe we'll find out where we are."
"Oops, my panties and bra are not closed on the chair, what should I do if I am seen?" "Then give it to them as a gift, maybe people will immediately salivate at you when they see the size of your underwear?"
Then the men giggled at each other and went down.
Xia Yu and the others were speechless for a while...... Yin Yong Khan said: "College girls are so wolf? Ke Ran won't be eroded, right? β
Xia Yu smiled: "Don't worry, the person who can erode her hasn't been born on this shijie yet." β
Walking to the corridor, I couldn't help but see some girls leaning against the door with only their underwear on the phone, and when I saw Xia Yu and his party, some people shouted shyly and hid in, but some people didn't care at all, so they glanced over and continued to call them.
Xia Yu came to Ke Ran's dormitory, saw that the dormitory door was closed, and was about to knock on the door, but the door was opened, and a girl with two braids walked straight out from the inside, and suddenly found someone, ah screamed, the lunch box fell to the ground, making a ping-pong sound, making an amazing sound, and many girls inside ran out of the room, and asked:
"What's wrong? What happened? β
Seeing a few red armbands at the door, their faces immediately sank, and the tall and thin girl said angrily: "Are you all finished?" Ke Ran didn't accept your boss's date, so he announced his personal vendetta all day long, chasing girls like this, don't want to chase after her for the rest of your life, if you mess around again, I will directly stab the school forum, so that everyone in the school knows the ugly face of your popular committee! β
Another round-faced girl said angrily: "They all look like people, and they still use this kind of indiscriminate means to chase girls, shameless!" β
Xia Yu and Hu Wei and the others looked at each other, grandma's, originally wearing a red armband was to be majestic, but it turned out to be a snake, it is estimated that it is normal for boys to come here, no wonder Chen Xin felt very strange when he asked for this thing.
"Ah, a few beauties misunderstood, we are looking for Ke Ran for other things."
"Don't do this, you are a fool of us? Tell you that Wang Yahui, as long as we are here, you don't want to touch Ke Ran's finger! Get out! The tall girl picked up her broom, and the round-faced girl, along with the startled girl, took a hanger and a kettle, and pushed them in viciously to knock them out.
Xia Yu and the others couldn't fight back against these respectable girls, and they didn't listen to the explanation, and they were pushed to retreat, Xia Yu suddenly screamed and knocked off their things, and the three girls thought that he was going to beat the women, but they saw Xia Yu take off the red armband and throw it on the ground, and stepped on it fiercely: "You are so right, that king is not a person at all, I will quit the Fengji Club from today, and you will also take it off." β
Hu Wei and the others looked at him speechlessly, this thing is too good to see the wind and rudder...
(To be continued)