Chapter 212: The Right Way to Flirt with Girls
"Boy, do you know who you're holding on? Hurry up and put it down! Zhang Yeye looked at the colorful cockscomb in front of him helplessly, and couldn't understand why these people were always like this. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
As a trick, can't you be more professional and change your words to a new trick, this is the 21st century, even the beggars are professional, regularized, organized, and disciplined, why can't your lines be changed?
"You want?"
Pointing to Changwu in the air with his left hand, Zhang Yeye smiled evilly and said calmly: "That's good for you." ”
The muscles under the clothes instantly swelled up, and the already close-fitting clothes instantly tightened, grabbed the figure in his hand and lifted it back, and stood in a lunge under his feet and shouted: "Continue." ”
I remember that there is a project in the playground called the human cannon, if that is a mortar, then Changwu who was thrown out by Zhang Yeye at this moment is a rocket launcher, and the figure that accelerates infinitely under the huge force instantly magnified in their eyes.
Before the colorful cockscomb could react, Changwu's head in the coma slammed into his face, and with a "bang" of blood, the entire nasal cavity was smashed into the skull, and he passed out in an instant.
"Ahh So handsome, so handsome. The screams behind him immediately sounded, and even Zhang Yeye couldn't help but start complaining, seeing the blood, eldest sister, don't you know that you are afraid?
"Little, boy, you, you killed someone."
Looking at the two motionless figures lying on the ground, the colorful monkeys behind them immediately exploded, although they were rampant and domineering on weekdays, punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten, but they had never talked about such fierce people.
"Don't worry, at most, it's a trip to South Korea, anyway, that face doesn't look like a human being, maybe it's a return to your ancestors!" With his hands crossed and pushed forward, the crisp sound of "click" made the figures of these descendants of the fried hair family take a few steps back.
"Big, big brother, we're passing by." The mouse's voice was crying, and the others nodded neatly, as if to say that they were all passing by, and they had nothing to do with the two people lying on the ground, and the expressions were more sincere and sincere.
"The male god is so powerful, 1 to 100 scared the other party to cry." When the mouse heard this voice, the cry was even more miserable, what do you call this person in front of you? Male god, this is not a person, right!
Zhang Yeye couldn't cry or laugh, eldest sister, there are less than 10 people on the other side, your vision is declining!
"It's boring."
Looking at the children who were already scared to cry, Zhang Yeye shook his head boringly, shook the dust on his body, and then took out a check from his pocket and said with a smile on the ground: "The plastic surgery fee, if it is not enough, you can come to me at any time, I will pay it." ”
How dare the mouse say half a word, pick up the check on the ground and don't dare to glance at it, drag up the colorful cockscomb on the ground and want to run, think about it and finally bring Changwu with him, in case the monster behind him thinks that he didn't clean up the scene and wants to talk to himself, then he has to cry to death.
"It's scattered, and if you need first-hand information, please have an early open class tomorrow."
Lu Zihao will feel that spring has arrived, and when he goes back tonight, he will write a short story about things, add some exaggerated statements, and add no less than 200 photos in the camera, he has to think about what he needs to buy recently, it seems that it is enough to change a notebook.
"Mules, how much can you earn?"
Lu Zihao, who was falling into conjecture, said without thinking: "A piece of 50,200 pieces is 10,000, and a few of them can be increased in price, one is 1,000, about 10 pieces, plus the rewards that those eldest ladies are happy to give when they listen to the story, almost 20,005 ......"
Zhang Yeye's smiling face appeared in front of him, Lu Zihao couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and said curtly: "Hehe, second brother, you listen to me..."
"You've got all the money for this year's meal, and the back door tastes good." patted Lu Zihao on the shoulder, Zhang Yeye looked "I'm optimistic about you", and then walked in the direction of the garage.
"Zhang Yeye, Zhang Yeye, etc."
As soon as he wanted to get in the car and leave, Zhang Yeye heard someone shouting behind him, and he looked a little familiar, as if he was the director of the school's academic affairs office.
"Hello director, you can just call me if there is anything, why are you here in person."
Looking at Zhang Yeye, who was very polite in front of him, Director Zhou couldn't help frowning, thinking that I want to call you too, but you don't even come to school every day, and you block strange numbers when you call, this will seem to be my mistake.
Although he kept complaining in his heart, Director Zhou still liked this student who didn't mess with trouble and was generous, didn't he see that since he came, the school's funds were much more sufficient?
"That's right, next week the Normal University wants to have a friendly basketball game with us, and the principal asked me to ask how your basketball club is doing?" No wonder they are worried, the basketball team of the Normal University has always been relatively strong, and their basketball club has only been established for less than 3 months now, and 2 of them are still on vacation, can you not worry?
"No problem, I'll arrange it next week."
The affairs of the basketball club are now in charge of the old Sanchang Ssangyong on weekdays, but the personnel at that time were all selected by him, and their physical fitness was very good, and they all had many years of playing experience, although they had nothing to play.
"Next Friday, this time the principal said that as long as he doesn't lose too badly, he will allow the basketball team to expand and will increase its investment in this area." Zhang Yeye was not happy when he heard this, what do you mean don't lose too badly, buddy will overturn the opposite team when he plays the game, where did your idea of "don't lose too badly" come from.
But he didn't bother to explain it, and it was not too late to win the game when the time came.
"Well, I know the director, then it's nothing, I'll leave first, there is something to do in the afternoon."
"Okay, don't forget Friday." With a wave of his hand at Director Zhou, the G800 roared out of the parking lot like a steel monster.
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"Are you sure the two of you eat here at night?"
The two girls, dressed in famous brands and driving a limited-edition Lamborghini sports car, looked like everyone's daughter, looking at the scene in front of them with a look of obscurity, and they were a little skeptical that their inner line was wrong.
"That's right, that's it, I heard it with my own ears when Mr. Yan was talking to the other party."
A sneaky voice came from the microphone, and it looked like a cautious tone for fear of being discovered by others.
"I know his family history, and I know that he is not particular, and I understand that he is looking for a small shop for a treat, but he doesn't even have a table, so he squats at the door and eats on a stool, which is a bit exaggerated!"
A small shop called Little Taste was the focus of the two people's eyes, watching the crowd of people coming and going, one by one putting food on wooden benches, squatting on the steps and eating it, they felt a little afraid to imagine what it would be like to squat there.