Zhang Shidong looked at Ma Er: "Where is the place you are talking about?" ”

The virus walked up to Ma Er and tapped his head with his finger very charmingly: "Do you know what the price of lying is?" ”

Ma Er was excited, less afraid of normal people, and looked at the virus with great disgust: "You are a dead pervert and stay away from me, the most suitable for people like you, what's the matter, there are not enough women in the world." ”

The peacock and the old ghost glanced at each other, hahadaxiao, laughing wildly in a completely out of shape, leaning forward and back, pointing at the virus and laughing into tears, slapping the table under the stage, constantly slapping, how many years, whoever sees the dead and perverted appearance of the virus is first afraid and then disgusting, this Mediterranean Ma Er is also a strange flower, he actually said something like that to the virus, and he looks like I really can't bear you, if it weren't for his brother here, Zhang Shidong here, he could beat the virus.

The face of the virus changed, and Zhang Shidong waved his hand with a smile on the side: "Okay, the virus, people really don't understand what's going on, don't bully him." Ma Er, take me to see the place you mentioned. ”

The virus was ignored, the peacock smiled and followed Zhang Shidong away, the old ghost sat in front of the computer, looking at the computer screen very seriously, seeing the virus twisting and walking back, sitting in front of the computer exclusive to him, the old ghost stood up and walked to his room in the back passage, just stepped into the passage, he couldn't help it, and laughed directly.

The virus looked disgusted and angry, he had already decided that he was going to teach that Ma Er a lesson tonight, if it weren't for him, he wouldn't be a laughing stock. You have to beat him hard, no, just beating him cheapens him. Be sure to let him know how good I am......

The virus in the obscenity looked at Tong Qiannian, who was fiddling with the computer: "If you want to laugh, you can laugh, you don't have to hold back." ”

Tong Qiannian's face was expressionless: "What's ridiculous, one pig goes to say that the other one is stupid, what's ridiculous." ”

The virus that was frustrated again had to go back to the room alone, and secretly swore that Ma Er, your virus master is stumbling with you, wait, see how I clean you up.

………………

The terrain is uneven. The hills are horizontally connected. Far away from the agricultural land is separated, but it also gives rise to people who catch pheasants in the snow in winter.

Every year in the cold winter, when you go up the mountain, you can see a series of footprints stretching in the hills and mountains in the distance. Next to the pit at the foot of the tree. There will be rope nooses that specialize in catching pheasants. You play a few and he goes down a few, and it doesn't matter who plays it on weekdays, it's a good luck to fight early. You first put someone else's sleeve to walk the mountain, put on the pheasant is yours, you are lucky, others just walked through the pheasant, you can also take the sheep.

At first, there would be people who criticized each other for who walked my sleeve, and after a long time, everyone didn't care, and even some people who refused to invest even ten or eight yuan of rope money began to look for pheasants that were trapped all over the mountains.

Ma Er is a professional pheasant catcher, this kid used to be a dime not to invest, every year can mix dozens of dozens, gifts and sell money to earn a New Year's money, before coming to Chengguan Township, every year to take out most of the money to honor those ruffians and hooligans, he came here to become a 'king', others actually honored him. Ma Er also bought some rope sleeves with money in his hands, in the suburbs of Pingjiang, where the terrain is more complicated, he found a number of places with experience, and harvested a lot in winter, Ma Township Chief received countless gifts every year, and the male pheasant was as beautiful as the feathers of the phoenix feathers, and it was quite a great gift to take it out, and the people in the city also recognized this thing more and more, and Ma Er got some of the short supply, so he began to go deeper and more in the corners of the set.

In the process, in a mountain in the small mountain bag of a foot in the air, the snow rolled, found a cave because of disrepair or landslides and appeared, after the temptation he dared to enter, the dirt and dust will be covered here, he has no interest in those bottles and cans, whenever he is tired of walking the mountains outside, the wind and snow are cold in winter, there is such a temporary shelter from the wind and rain is very suitable for him, take a break here at noon, and get lucky to get a hare here to burn the fire and roast the rabbit to eat.

Ma Township Chief did not follow under Xue Lin's instructions, Zhang Shidong, Peacock, Xue Lin plus the pass, under the guidance of Ma Er, all the way on the muddy road difficult to move forward, just when the warm flowers are blooming, the earth is recovering, almost no one enters the mountain at this time, one foot deep and one foot shallow, you see it is the place where the snow remains, one foot on it may be a slip, and it is common to fall and fall. Sekisho had to give up after following for a while, and he didn't exercise for many years, panting and his outer thighs were all wet mud from falling.

You see Ma Er is inconspicuous, similar to Liu Laogenli Nahu Ke, but the body is very dexterous, the footprints he stepped on are definitely close to the best route, other areas are either mud pits or snow and mud melted snow pits, many times you step on the upper will be the end of the mud, it is easy to step on, and then it is much more difficult to lift up, and suddenly bring out the mud on the soles of the shoes.

Ma Er thought that the people behind him couldn't keep up, so he was stupid and kept reminding: "If you can't talk, I'll slow down, if I estimate that it will take more than two hours to arrive, it's hard to say with you, don't we can't come back after dark, then fuck up." ”

He muttered to himself for a long time, no one paid attention to him, looked back, these people were strolling leisurely, without a little tiredness, and then looked at the feet, only the side of the shoe had some wet mud, and continued to mumble in a puzzled way, completely immersed in his own shijie, but he didn't know that Zhang Shidong Peacock and Xue Lin in the back were laughing, watching Ma Er's clown-like performance, and constantly accelerating to think that he could give the people behind him a good look.

Zhang Shidong compared the two with tactical gestures, meaning that this guy is very interesting, and it is rare to have such a simple mind in his thirties.

Peacock used two words to describe Ma Er, and Xue Lin also used two words.

“2B。”

"Brain-dead."

Zuihou is three people in the back didn't do anything, Ma Er was tired and panting, his hands were on his knees, panting heavily, pointing to the front, and then giving a thumbs up to the three of them.

When Zhang Shidong saw the cave that Ma Er said, he couldn't help but sigh that stupid people have stupid blessings, and stupid people have stupid lives. This Ma Er is really cute and hateful, hateful you want to beat him.

The blue and white vase of the Qing Dynasty was used by him as a urine jar.

The incense burner was gilded and broken by what he called cleaning.

The strangely shaped Buddha statue was used by him as a candlestick, and the wax was dripping all over.

The most hateful thing is a porcelain basin for washing face, which was actually covered by this dog calf with a large bubble of yellow and white.

The things in a side room were destroyed by Ma Er.

Syllable!

Ma Er squatted on the ground with a sigh, looked back at Zhang Shidong and didn't dare to refute, and muttered with laughter: "What are you beating me for?" ”

"Do you know how many artifacts you've destroyed if everything here is true? You're really TM's urine sex.,There aren't many people who are more luxurious than you.。 Zhang Shidong lifted a Buddha statue and walked to the entrance of the cave to look at it for a long time.

"What artifact?" Ma Er looked unconcerned.

Zhang Shidong directly gave a fierce medicine: "Do you know how much the things here are worth?" You've at least made things worth almost a million less than a million here. ”

"What!" Ma Erteng stood up suddenly, his face full of disbelief.

"If you had told someone earlier. The state will reward you with at least fifty thousand dollars. ”

The time to come. Ma Er slammed his head against the wall in pain, looked at the area where there was no signal, Zhang Shidong's mobile phone dialed, and listened to the sound of the helicopter hovering in the air and the dozen or so soldiers coming down, back and forth a few times. The tent was pitched. The entire vicinity is under control. He knew that the man named Zhang Shidong had not lied to himself, and came to Zhang Shidong's side with infinite remorse: "Dong...... Brother Dong, look at this. Here's what I found, right? ”

"Hmm."

"I brought you here, right?"

"Hmm."

"If it's a cultural relic, the government will reward me, right?"

"Yes."

Ma Er was ecstatic, but then Zhang Shidong's words completely made him all happy, crying and mourning, squatting by the fire outside, smoking the seven-yuan Hongta Mountain, one after another, snorting fiercely.

"According to the value of the cultural relics you have destroyed, if you don't lose money, you will be lucky, if you are unlucky, you will destroy too much, and you will be in prison for three or five years."

After a long time, Ma Er quietly pulled Zhang Shidong's sleeve and pulled him aside, and his little eyes rolled sheepishly: "Brother Dong, I ......"

"I still have some at home, don't tell others, give it to you, don't you like those dirt things, when the time comes, how about you help me say two good words?"

"I'm all good, beautiful, and they're worth more than here, how about it?"

"It depends on how much your stuff is worth?" Zhang Shidong feels very happy to be with this Ma Er, the other party is like a comedy star on TV, he is very interested in his appetite, every move and expression, people can't help but want to laugh, especially when you see him very serious, you feel extremely funny.

For the first time in his life, he took a military helicopter, Ma Er howled wildly, zuihou was a peacock who took off his socks and stuffed them into his mouth, he could stop, but he could still hear the whining sound, staring at the excited hands dancing outside.

Back at Ma Er's home, the head of Ma Township, who got the news, took advantage of the fact that the leaders of the city and district came, standing in the small courtyard with his trouser belt, and when he saw Ma Er, he was smoking, and scolded angrily while smoking: "I told you to run around for a day, I told you to run around for a day......

Ma Er was rolling on the ground, Township Chief Ma looked at Zhang Shidong's face while whipping, the old mother of the brothers and the wife of Township Chief Ma endured it, until Zhang Shidong pulled Ma Er from under the belt of Township Chief Ma, they breathed a sigh of relief, if this doesn't matter, is it really killed or not?

When Zhang Shidong saw the object that Ma Er placed in the window as a vase, he couldn't help but change color, leaned over and took a closer look, and after a few minutes, he was sixty percent sure that this thing was real, and Ma Er, the deflated calf, lied.

"This TM is Yuan Qinghua, how can it be a thing that can be unearthed in the partial room of the Qing Dynasty or Baylor's tomb, if it is really Yuan Qinghua, this turtle grandson will at least put tens of millions of dollars in the window as decorations."

Syllable!

Ma Er's whole body turned around on the kang, and his butt hit the ground on the kang hard, Zhang Shidong used a lot of liliang on the back of his head, and it happened that Ma Er still leaned forward on tiptoe and slapped him......

PS: It's only one shift tonight, I haven't stayed up late for a long time, I've been staying up late late, my eyes are sunken recently, my daughter-in-law is angry, take a good rest today, I feel ashamed of everyone when I say it, and I feel sorry for the majority of readers now, please forgive me. Don't dare to ask for a monthly pass, ask for a few recommended tickets, please enjoy it. (To be continued.) )