It was already late at night, and there were few people on the streets. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Fang Tian staggered on the side of the street, with a few halls of beer in the plastic bag in his left hand, and a can in his right hand, which kept pouring into his mouth. The beer trickled down the corner of his mouth and into his collar, and it was wet.

"Bastard, I'm tired like a dog all day long, and at the end of the month, I will deduct it." Grunt...

The sound was particularly harsh in the silence of the streets.

"What time is it?" I don't know where a woman's angry voice came from.

"Lao Tzu... Lao Tzu shouted at your house? What the fuck do you fuck ..... Also on the street? "Gollum Gollum Purr .... As he spoke, he threw away the empty jar in his hand vigorously, opened another can, and poured it violently. "It's okay for Lao Tzu to be angry at work, but I'm still angry with you when I get off work?"

"..., you little bunny, don't go! Dare to scold my wife? A middle-aged man's voice scolded angrily, and with his shout, the lights on the nearby street turned on several households.

"your mother, who's afraid of whom?" Grunt... Another sip of pour.

"Wife, don't drag me, see if I don't smoke him."

"Forget it, what do you have to talk about with drunkards."

At this moment, a car in front of him drove from a distance, and Fang Tian couldn't see anything from the dazzling long-range headlights. Staggered to the middle of the road.

"Wake up, lad, lad." An old voice sounded in Fang Tian's ears.

"Hmm..."Fang Tian's eyelids at this time were like a stone pressing on them, and he couldn't open them.

"Wake up, wake up, if you don't wake up, your life will be gone." The voice was still unhurried.

Hearing this, Fang Tian's eyes suddenly opened, only to see an old face staring at him with a smile instead of a smile, and the distance between the two faces was only about ten centimeters.

Fang Tian screamed in fright. The whole head wanted to retreat, but found that he was lying on the ground, and there was nowhere to retreat. Seeing that Fang Tian woke up, that face also slowly lifted.

Fang Tian wanted to get up, but his whole body was sore, and he didn't have any strength at all, so he had no choice but to sit up. Turning his head to look around, there was a white light all around, there was nothing, and there was only himself and an old man with white hair all around.

"Where is this?" Fang Tian tried hard to think of something, but he couldn't think of anything.

"Heavenly Court." The white-haired old man looked at him with a smile.

"Then you are the Jade Emperor!" Fang Tian glanced at the old man.

"Yes! You are very smart. The old man was still smiling.

"Do you know who I am?" Fang Tian propped his hands on the ground and struggled to stand up, grinning in pain.

"And who are you?" The old man who claimed to be the Jade Emperor said with a teasing expression.

"I'm Donghuang Taiyi." Fang Tian stared at the old man seriously.

The old man's face turned dark and said, "Bendi doesn't have time to chat with you, you just have to listen to it now." ”

Fang Tianzheng wanted to scold him for being insane, but he found that his mouth was open but he couldn't make a sound, no matter how he shouted, it was useless, and his heart suddenly began to feel a little weak.

"You are now in a state of suspended animation, which means that you were almost hit by a car just now, and now you are out of your body. This emperor is looking for you to give you an opportunity, this emperor is about to travel, looking for you to replace this emperor to inspect the world, to keep the world safe. The Jade Emperor said with a flat face, as if he was talking about an insignificant matter.

Fang Tian wanted to say something, and pointed to his mouth as he spoke.

"Say it."

"Which hospital did you run out of?" Fang Tian tried his best not to laugh.

"Well, it seems that if I don't show it to you, you won't give up." The Jade Emperor shook his head and said helplessly, pointing at Fang Tian's forehead with his hand as he spoke, and an invisible qi was shot into it. "The world is still not peaceful, and filthy things also exist, this emperor gives you the immortal qi of this emperor's life, when you inspect the world, in addition to subduing demons and eliminating demons, you can also have the power of self-protection."

Fang Tian only felt that with the old man's finger, there was a sudden clarity in his head, and he was refreshed.

"In addition to letting other immortals know your identity, this immortal qi's greatest ability is to change anything you want to conjure, provided that it can't cause harm to the world." The Jade Emperor is colored.

Fang Tian took a big breath of cold air: "How did it change?" ”

"If you think in your head, that thing will appear."

"I want a cell phone." Yun Xiaotian shouted. As soon as he finished speaking, a new mobile phone appeared on his right hand. Yun Xiaotian was startled, and subconsciously almost threw it away. Hurriedly clenched it and turned it on to see that it was indeed a genuine fruit machine. Looking at the Jade Emperor as if he had seen a ghost.

"You don't have to shout it, you can just think about it in your heart." The Jade Emperor teased.

"I want 10,000 dollars in cash." Yun Xiaotian shouted in his heart. But after waiting for a long time, no 10,000 yuan appeared.

He looked at the Jade Emperor suspiciously, and the Jade Emperor pinched his nose: "I have this ability, why do I need the God of Wealth?" Besides, if you can change things directly, why do you want money? ”

Fang Tian thought about it carefully, and this was also the truth. Secretly scolding yourself for being stupid.

"Okay, the emperor has explained everything he should explain, and this world will depend on you in the future." After speaking, he didn't wait for Fang Tian to continue asking, and disappeared directly on the spot. After the Jade Emperor disappeared, the white light around him suddenly burst into a dazzling light. The stabbing Fang Tian could only close his eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in a hospital room, the harsh sunlight outside the window shining directly on his eyes. The stabbing person couldn't open his eyes, and subconsciously used his left hand to block the sun, only to find that his arm was covered with bandages. Looking elsewhere, one left foot was hanging in the air, also covered in bandages. The other hands and feet are not tied. However, there are two large hanging bottles hanging from his hands.

I tried to think about it for a long time, and then I remembered what happened that night, I drank too much wine, and I was sent directly by the light. As for the Jade Emperor, he instinctively thought it was just a dream, now that science and technology are so developed, how can there be any Jade Emperor Heavenly Court, and it is not in the novel.

Poor Fang Tian lay in the hospital for two weeks before he was limped out. I worked hard in Yanling City alone, and during my hospitalization, I relied on the help of my roommates who lived together, running around, and going to the unit to ask for leave.

"Hey, old Fang, when your injury is healed, you have to thank me." Roommate and friend Wang Qiang looked like he was inviting credit.

"It has to be. When my injury is healed, brother, I will invite you to drink, and you will not return home if you are not drunk. Fang Tian's face showed gratitude.

Wang Qiang squinted at Fang Tian, who was lying on the recliner. Hehe smiled: "Drinking is a must, but it's not enough to show your sincerity?" Liu Er Mazi and Feng Qi are coming later, if you don't believe it, you can ask them, how hard I have worked and how much I have suffered during this time. Wang Qiang's spittle splashed everywhere.

Liu Er Mazi, a college classmate, formerly known as Liu Er, because of excessive male hormone secretion, caused pimples on his face to be like leeks that had taken aphrodisiacs, cutting stubble and growing stubble. In the end, the whole face is useless, not much better than the moon that was hit by a meteorite. People gave him the nickname Liu Er Mazi, who was not famous when he was in college, but since Wang Qiang gave him this nickname, this fame has grown straight. The family conditions are average, a working family. He has a good academic performance and is now working as a director in a company.

Feng Qi, a rich second generation, a college classmate, his father is a construction developer, and his family has assets of hundreds of millions. After graduating, he went directly to his father's company. As the old saying goes, things gather by like, people are grouped, he is good, he doesn't mix with those sons and daughters of the family all day long, but he messes with Fang Tian and a few poor ghosts. In his words, it's called a sense of accomplishment. Every time he talks about this, the other three are inevitably beaten up.

Wang Qiang, a college classmate and roommate, now opened a bar by himself, the conditions at home are okay, his parents are executives, so he has to move out and rent a house with Fang Tian to live, in a beautiful name, to experience life.

As for Fang Tian, a rural child, he studied in Yanling City in college, and after graduation, he stayed here, working in a foreign trade company, an ordinary employee.