Li Xiaoli rubbed her eye sockets and woke up, hey, where is this...... Oops, why did I spend the night at someone's house, what time is it? What about mobile phones? She scratched her hair in a collapsed manner, and when she raised her eyes, she looked at Zhang Linxiao, who was refreshed and neatly dressed after going to the dining table, and projected it from above the notebook, full of disgust. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Without waiting for Li Xiaoli to get up, Zhang Linxiao spoke: "You can fall asleep without brushing your teeth, it's nauseous." ”

"What time is it?" Li Xiaoli just didn't hear it.

"Ten thirty-five."

"Huh? So late. ”

Li Xiaoli jumped up, I went home, while talking, I tied my unkempt hair back tight, quickly took off my coat from the hanger, put on shoes and dressed, and ran in one go, opened the door and ran, there seemed to be a dog chasing behind.

Zhang Linxiao calmly glanced at the place where Li Xiaoli had slept, turned his gaze back to the screen, and continued to tinker with something.

Nearly an hour later, there was a knock on the door. Zhang Linxiao opened the door without asking, and the rejuvenated Li Xiaoli was about to say something with a face full of shame, Zhang Linxiao pointed to the pile of cushions: "The phone is there." ”

Li Xiaoli went into the house to get her mobile phone, and was about to run away to say thank you for last night's hospitality, Zhang Linxiao pointed to the empty chair opposite the dining table: "Sit down." Li Xiaoli was a little nervous holding her mobile phone, feeling that this master seemed to be in a bad mood and was ready to be trained.

"Li Xiaoli," Zhang Linxiao's face was solemn: "Be my girlfriend." ”

Li Xiaoli was really startled this time, she almost fell off the high chair, but fortunately held on to the edge of the table.

Being looked at so strangely with the eyes of the mentally retarded, Zhang Linxiao was also very unhappy, so he almost came out with a look, he pushed his glasses, leaned back, and pushed the notebook away: "Have an opinion?" ”

"Boss, are you confused by the fake happiness atmosphere of the Spring Festival family reunion? Feel like you're alone and have to get together to have a good vacation? ”

"I thought about it all night."

Li Xiaoli wants to go crazy: "Why? Give a reason? How come I never felt any kindness and love from you? Could it be that you are S and I am M? ”

"Good. Listen. First of all, you are not afraid of me; Second, we don't get bored with each other; Then, communication is barrier-free; Finally, and most importantly, we are very good partners at work. ”

…… May I ask what this has to do with love, Li Xiaoli was full of powerlessness, she scratched her head: "Don't you think, at least there should be a call between lovers, that kind of heartbeat feeling, do you understand?" ”

"No heartbeat, you upset me a while ago. I don't understand you girls, why do you have to lose your mind when you fall in love, and rely purely on primitive instincts and biological reactions to maintain your feelings? This stimulation and dependence on dopamine usually takes three months, and with good luck, it can be more than half a year. There are still decades to come, don't you think about it? ”

Damn, I don't understand it because it makes sense. Li Xiaoli was confused, she shook her head: "I don't know how you understand it, but I think it, there must be a feeling of heartbeat, that kind of thinking of each other, you will smile and feel happy." Who expresses love is disgusted and buried, if so, or don't love me. This is not called love, this is called killing. ”

"Makes sense. Later I improved and spoke less harshly. Not just for you, but for everyone, it shouldn't be. You can say yes. ”

Promise you a yarn, Li Xiaoli's heart is stuffed, she shook her hand: "I'm sorry, I really don't feel it." Let's not talk about it again. ”

"Good. I'll ask you later. ”

…… Paralysis.