Cui Ying and Chen Guan took a group to Xitonghua Village.

Chen Guan did not want to offend people in Dongtonghua Village, so he discussed with Cui Ying before leaving, and tried not to let him go to Dongtonghua Village to offend people, which is not conducive to the future production and development of the plant.

People live in real life, Chen Guan's requirements are in line with human feelings, and they are also conducive to the construction of the concentrator plant and future production, Cui Ying will naturally consider it seriously.

As soon as they entered Xitonghua Village, the other members of the inspection team split up.

The loudspeaker on the propaganda car sounded, showing the knowledge and policy of planning and planning for childbirth.

Xiao Su, the family planning station that Chen Guan met when he first went to Tonghua Town to report to Zhang Lei, led a little girl and unloaded a few boxes of brochures and condoms from the car, ready to distribute them to the villagers.

The director of the Women's Federation of Xitonghua Village is a lesbian in her 40s, with vivid eyebrows and eyes, and she should be regarded as a handsome daughter-in-law when she was young.

The director of the women's federation spoke very neatly, knocking on doors from door to door, calling the names of women of childbearing age, and asking them to get brochures and condoms.

After hearing the loudspeaker, the director of the Women's Federation knocked on the door and slowly walked out of the house and surrounded her.

Chen Guan came to Xitonghua Village for the first time, and he was very unfamiliar with this place, standing beside Cui Ying and watching Xiao Su distribute brochures and condoms.

Xiao Su is actually not young, in his 30s. The little girl who followed her, whom Chen Guan had seen when he was eating in the government cafeteria, was of medium height, with a round face, twenty-three or four years old, with a ponytail, and blushing when she saw people talking. I heard that her name is Chen Li, the daughter of a deputy director of the county family planning commission, and she got married on May Day this year.

After the women of Xitonghua Village gathered around, they started laughing.

A woman deliberately said to Chen Li: "Chen Zhuangan, what is that thing in your hand?" ”

Chen Li replied that it was a condom, and when the husband and wife had sex together, let the man put on the condom, which could prevent pregnancy.

The woman then asked, "Can this prevent the woman from getting pregnant?" Can you tell me how to use it? ”

Chen Li has already said that when the husband and wife have sex together, the man is put on, and the woman also wants her to talk about how to use it, which is obviously to tease her.

Chen Li was not annoyed, took out a condom, put it on the index finger of her left hand, and told the woman: "That's it, just put it on!" ”

The woman looked incredulous: "Chen Zhuangan, you said last time that you just need to put it on your hand." But after I let the master put it in my hand, I still got pregnant, and I had a miscarriage, but I was guilty! Is it that your trick doesn't work, or is your solution not working? ”

Chen Li replied: "I'm just making a gesture, who made you put your fingers on it?" You've got to get your man to put it on! ”

The woman said that she had let the man put it on, and she was following Chen Zhuangan's example and put it on her left index finger, which really didn't work. Could it be a mistake?

Chen Li is not a stupid person, at this time she already understood that this woman was deliberately teasing her, but her face was tender and she couldn't answer, and her face turned red!

The director of the Women's Federation of Xitonghua Village scolded with a smile: "Ergen's family, what kind of garlic do you pretend? Just take it home and put it on your two guys, do you really put it on his fingers? ”

A group of women laughed and laughed.

The Ergen family seemed to be addicted to playing tricks on Chen Li, and then said: "Chen Zhuangan, I said it doesn't work, it turns out that it's not on the fingers, it's on the man's donkey!" Chen Zhuangan, such a small set, the man's thing is so thick and long, can it be put on? ”

Chen Li explained that condoms are also divided into large, medium and small sizes, which are elastic and can be collected according to each person's size.

Ergenjia was shy, and said squirmingly: "As soon as the lights are turned off at night, the men climb up, all with their eyes closed to make trouble, who knows that the road should be used for tuba and trumpet?" Chen Zhuangan, you are from the city, you have seen a lot, you can pick a model for me! ”

Chen Li was about to bend down to pick it out in the box, but the women laughed and coaxed: "Ergenjia is right, Chen Zhuan has seen a lot, help us choose!" ”

After a while, it became that Chen Li saw that there were more things for men!

Chen Guan can hear it, these women are angry with the people at the family planning station, and they are coaxing revenge!

Chen Li was about to have a seizure, but the Ergen family immediately said: "Chen Zhuangan, good sister, we rural women, illiterate, blind, don't understand anything." Just choose one for me according to your man's model! ”

Chen Li took a box of trumpets and handed it to Ergen's family.

Ergen's pretending to be crazy and stupid: "Chen Zhuangan, is your man using a small or medium, or large?" ”

Chen Li didn't think about it, and said casually: "Trumpet! ”

The audience burst into laughter!

Cui Ying glanced at Chen Guan and whispered, "You have to use a king-size size!" ”

As soon as Chen Li's words came out, she knew that she was wrong, and her face was flushed with shame, but the Ergen family had not let her go, and then said, "Chen Zhuangan, you can give me all the boxes and sets!" You don't know what to do, the dead ghost of my family, I don't do anything all day long, and I just think about it. I have to toss seven or eight times a night, this set of fees! ”

Another woman in her forties next to her followed up and said, "That's it, Chen Zhuangan has too few condoms, and I also need a box, my man is a donkey who screams for a donkey, and he did it more than ten times last night, and my bones were tossed and scattered." ”

After the woman finished speaking, she went up and picked up a box of condoms and was about to leave.

Chen Li shouted anxiously: "Don't take it away!" I only brought two boxes, you take one box, what will the others do? ”

The woman pretended to be the same, her head was lowered, and she whispered: "Chen Zhuangan, I really need so much." It's too expensive to pay for it, you can't afford it! ”

Chen Li didn't believe it, and said, "Who are you coaxing?" How can a man ask for seven, eight, or ten times a night? ”

Ergen's family picked up: "Chen Zhuangan, what she said is true!" Her man is a mine owner, eats well, and finds an old Chinese medicine doctor to prescribe tonics, which is stronger than a bull! ”

Chen Li said that men and women should have moderation in sexual intercourse, and under normal circumstances, two or three times a week will be fine, and if there are too many times of intercourse, it will cause men's kidney deficiency and premature failure.

Ergenjia gritted his teeth and smiled: "Chen Zhuangan, who are you fooling?" When you just got married, it was the time for the honey to mix oil, and I am afraid that you will come at least one or twenty times a night, but you coax us people to let us two or three times a week. You're lying and don't play drafts! ”

Chen Li hurriedly distinguished: "It's not!" We do it up to twice a week! ”

It's a lot of laughter again!

This group of mothers-in-law, teasing and teasing, finally teased Chen Li's truth, and shouted happily: "It turns out that the man Chen Zhuan does is small, and he can only get it two or three times a week!" A flower is stuck in cow dung! ”

Cui Ying glanced at Chen Guan again and whispered, "Seven times in one night!" ”

Seeing that Chen Li was about to cry, the director of the Women's Federation laughed and scolded: "Ergen's family, don't talk nonsense!" Your two roots went to work in Xijing City, and they came back once in half a year! I think you're thinking that men are crazy, and you dream about it seven or eight times a night, right? Don't be blind, that's not a person, it's Xifu yelling at a donkey! ”

The women laughed again!

The women's director pointed to the woman holding the condom box and said, "Sister-in-law Zhang, you have been widowed for so many years, what's the use of asking for condoms?" Hurry up and put it down! ”

The sister-in-law named Zhang tilted her face: "You know that I am a widow, why do you still let me take a pregnancy test?" Isn't that bullying? ”

The director of the Women's Federation was very spicy, and when she opened her mouth, she said: "What's wrong with the widow? Widows don't have a fertility test? Infertility test, what to do if you get pregnant? Isn't there another plan in our village to get pregnant? ”

Sister-in-law Zhang was reluctant immediately, and scolded when she opened her mouth, saying that the director of the Women's Federation was a coercive person, eating people's food and not talking about people, she could get pregnant as a widow? Who is pregnant? Do you want to get pregnant with the man who is the director of the Women's Federation?

Two women jingle and quarrel!

The Ergen family didn't persuade them, and looked at the condom box held by Sister-in-law Zhang for a long time, and then said with a serious face: "Sister-in-law Zhang, you hugged the wrong one, this box is large, and no one in our village can use it!" ”

Sister-in-law Zhang was arguing, she was stunned when she heard the words, she didn't care about the quarrel, looked down, and saw that the words on the box were really tuba, and with a "flutter", she threw the box to the ground: "Chen Zhuan is a pit man!" The size of the village chief is large, and last time he used a trumpet. You are deliberately taking this tuba, you are deliberately deceiving people! ”

The director of the Women's Federation was arguing with Sister-in-law Zhang, and before her mind turned around, she heard Sister-in-law Zhang say that the village chief was the largest, and she didn't want to, so she pointed at Sister-in-law Zhang and scolded her for talking nonsense, obviously she was the biggest branch secretary, how could she say that it was the biggest village chief?

Everyone looked at each other, and after a moment, the laughter began!

With this smile, Sister-in-law Zhang was really ashamed, turned her head and left, and never quarreled with the director of the Women's Federation again.

The director of the Women's Federation was also ashamed and did not dare to speak anymore.

This thing is done, the words are in a hurry, and people don't dare to answer the conversation after listening to it! If you continue to talk about it, it will become gossip!

The women didn't dare to heckle anymore and honestly received the brochures. No one got a condom!

Chen Guan laughed in his heart when he heard this, and sighed that the people of Tonghua Town were simple, and they dared to say it in front of so many people!

Chen Guan was having fun, and the Ergen family walked up to Cui Ying, but he said in a loud voice: "You are Secretary Cui, right?" Let me tell you, the cadres in our town are also bullying the soft and afraid of the hard! Catching us who have no money and no power, pregnancy tests and fines, I only hate us for being poor. Do you have the ability to pull Fan Shi to be ligated? His wife has given birth to three, and no one cares! You all turn a blind eye and pretend you don't see. If we dare to have three children, I'm afraid you can all pick up our skin! Let me make it clear to you, if Fan Shi is not ligated, I will also have a second child! ”

Fan Shishi is a family planning nail household on the list provided by the town family planning office, and is the focus of this inspection!

Cui Ying replied: "Ergen sister-in-law, everyone is equal in front of the family planning policy. I'll go find Fan Shi in a while and see what he does! ”

In fact, someone in the inspection team has already gone to find Fan Shi under the leadership of the village cadres!