215: I'm Yulongzi!
Seeing that the round-faced woman in front of him was a little stupid, the old man in the gorgeous costume suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted.
"Little doll, the old man sees that you have a talent that can be shaped, so you are so serious and good at preaching to you!"
Enchanting and stuffy, unmoved.
I rub!
The old man in the fancy dress was so angry that he was about to smoke, and he couldn't move the stupid girl in front of him at all when he saw the harsh words, so he immediately changed his kind and serious face.
"Ahem, okay, looking at you like this, you should be like a jade without being artificially carved, and it is your blessing to meet the old man."
The old man in the costume changed his face quickly, and he was not moved by the deflated food just now. He straightened his long beard, and then asked the bewitching with a smug face:
"You girl, you haven't even heard of the Divine Sect, have you?"
The pedestrians on the street saw that the old man with extraordinary bearing had been stopping in front of a round-faced woman who was not good-looking, and their eyes were dripping with envy and hatred! How can that woman be virtuous? How can you attract the attention of such a distinguished elder? A cadre of people beat their chests and feet, and they couldn't poke the girl who could eat to death with their eyes.
For Mao Tian to drop such a big pie and hit her head, she is still so stupid and not respectful at all? How good would it be if this good fortune fell on you?
"Naturally...... Pass. ”
Enchanting took a bite of chicken in her mouth and replied vaguely: "The master of the god land under my feet is the great god sect." ”
Seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts is a bewitching trick, no matter who is standing in front of you, in the realm of the Divine Sect, there is absolutely nothing wrong with slapping the fart of the Divine Sect as much as possible.
"Hahaha."
The old man in the fancy costume was really amused by the enchanting flattery.
Seeing that the distinguished elder actually smiled, the crowd around him dispersed!
"What the hell, I'm so handsome and chic, no strong person likes Mao?" Some of the young men in the crowd sighed as they left. Only the old man in the fancy costume was left to continue the conversation with the bewitching man.
"Then do you know who is the most famous Fengshan Venerable of the Dao Divine Sect?" The old man in the fancy costume lowered his voice.
"I don't know what to do." Enchanting shook her head in confusion, she really didn't know much about this.
Or...... What did you tell me? Enchanting was secretly amused in her heart, she had been asking in the tavern for so long, but she had not heard anything useful.
The old man in the gorgeous costume had a red face, and whispered mysteriously in the bewitching ear: "The strongest elder of the Divine Sect is the world-shattering Immortal Venerable, the unparalleled dragon power. Hmph. ”
The old man cleared his throat proudly, and then said solemnly: "And that amazing immortal venerable is the old man himself!" ”
A bolt from the blue!
After saying this, the old man in the fancy costume pointed at his face with a big thumb, ready to meet the awe-inspiring and shocked expression of the stupid woman in front of him.
"Ahh You Longzi, who had just come out of the main peak and was walking in a cloud garden, suddenly sneezed fiercely.
"Hmph." You Longzi touched the tip of his nose. Yu sneered in his heart: "Those short-sighted guys, I'm afraid that as soon as I leave, I will start to speak ill of the old man." The old man just warned them that the nuns I fancied had better not offend. ”
The old man in Tsing Yi waved his sleeves, and once again disappeared into a light breeze.
The true power of the Divine Sect You Longzi was the first new Venerable who had just discussed the Death of the Flowing Clouds with the elders in the main hall.
And the fake "You Longzi" is powerful and is deceiving the seemingly pure bewitching in the market.
Burst!
The rice and chicken scraps in the bewitching mouth almost made the old man in the fancy dress look smuggling.
What's the horse?
Are you a dragon child?
Mommy! Laugh at me bird!
Although Enchanting had never seen the face of the real Dragon Prince, she had already seen that this old man who seemed to be extremely powerful was only above the seventh order. From the first glance of the people in the streetscape, she had paid attention to him.
With only a seventh-order, it is really impossible to be an elder of the Divine Sect. In terms of age, he is at most a small master in the altar. So from the first glance, she didn't take him to heart. Until this old man in gorgeous clothes braged unashamedly that he was the Venerable of the Divine Sect Fengshan. What else is "amazing immortal venerable, unparalleled in style"? Only then did she realize that this old man was purely deceived and deceived.
"This is too much, it's even more fake than a soft-shelled turtle!"
Enchanting rolled her smart eyes, and at this time in her heart, she had already classified the old man in front of her as a first-class "god stick". But she didn't break it. Instead, they continued to say nothing...... Eat chicken.
"Hey, hey, hey!" The stick of God was so anxious that his heart burned with fire. "Wouldn't it? The old man has already moved out the name of the most famous Fengshan Venerable in the Divine Sect, why is this girl still unmoved? ”
The god stick cheats all his life, and he thought that the shrewd and calculating guy was the hardest to deceive...... But after seeing the round-faced girl in front of him, he could be considered to understand...... Idiots are the hardest to fool. Because of invulnerability, oil smoke is not eaten! There's almost no way to talk to her!
"How? The old man has stopped accepting apprentices, but when he sees you, he feels very cordial at first sight, the little girl might as well worship under my door, and the old man will teach you to dominate. ”
The god stick didn't know what the bewitching was thinking, and continued to brag about himself.
"Within the Divine Sect, only the old man and a few strong people can open the Bailing Immortal Realm, which is of great benefit to you. There is also a Sihe Pagoda, and the heaven-level illusion weapon in the illusion library will help you accept one. As for the Thunder Pool, Tianxu Medicine Pavilion, these are the benefits that the old man can fight for you after you have accumulated a certain amount of merit......" The old man said a lot.
These words were extremely skillful and affectionate, but it was a pity that in the face of this stupid woman, how did the old man in fancy clothes feel awkward. But fortunately, the other party is not a smart person, and he didn't hear the insincerity in his words at all.
Enchanting licked the lotus leaf in her hand and savored the aftertaste again. The tip of the soft tongue flexibly glides over the lotus leaves, and the appearance of obsessing with deliciousness is really cute.
Originally, she didn't have much interest in wasting time on this god stick, and she blamed herself for suppressing her strength to the point that she was no different from a civilian, and she was impatient to take out a gold baht to buy snacks and show off her wealth.
But listening to the nonsense of the old god stick in front of her, she suddenly cheered up again.
These words about the Divine Sect are not nonsense, if you meet a deceived person who knows a little bit of the door, the lie will not be worn out at once? Therefore, what the old god stick said, it must be inseparable from the current situation of the Divine Sect, but I am afraid that in addition to his false identity, what other Bailing Wonderland, Sihe Pagoda, Thunder Pool, and Tianxu Medicine Pavilion are all genuine. It was much more detailed than what she had heard in the tavern.
The old man in front of him, he ...... I know the inside story of the Divine Sect very well!
Also, there must be some treasure on this old god stick that forges the aura of a strong man, otherwise how could it exude an aura like a strong man with a mere seventh-order background?
Obsessed old man!
A faint smile immediately crept up the bewitching face.
"Then thank you Master You Longzi." Enchanting nodded slightly, and wiped the oil hanging from the corners of her mouth with the back of her hand. replied very unladylikely: "When I left home, my father explained that I had to eat enough and live well." When I enter the door of the Divine Sect, there will be a good place to live and eat, right? ”
Bang bang, patting his chest, to show "If there is no good thing, this girl will never go with you, it doesn't matter what kind of dragon or fritters you are", enchanting and majestic, high-spirited...... Straightened his chest.
Burst!
The fake "You Longzi" almost rushed out with a mouthful of blood!
Ordinary people don't say that they have been favored by the elders of the Divine Sect by chance, even the most ordinary apprentices have to bow three times and bow nine times, right? And the yellow-haired girl in front of her actually wiped her mouth with a nod!
Off color! Barbarous! Silly! Unreasonable! Outbreak in the countryside!
This is all the old god's impression of the woman in front of him.
If it weren't for the crisp sound of gold baht hitting the sleeve when the country girl wiped her mouth, the old god's stick almost burst and slapped the top of the wild girl in front of her. His ability to listen to the sound of the golden baht was his mastery, and others might not be able to detect it at all, but he could tell how many coins were in the purse within three rings. At this point, I am afraid that I will have to fight with Yuan Fang. Anyway, the gold baht in the sleeve pocket of the wild girl was enough for him to endure for a while.
"Hehehehe......" The old god stick twitched his cheeks, and his smile was extremely stiff.
"Then, the apprentice will follow the teacher."
I just want to quickly find a sparsely populated place to get rid of this rich and stupid child, and the old god stick doesn't even bother to ask the bewitching name.
"Good!"
With a bewitching smile, he followed behind the old god stick and took out two or three gold baht, buying something to eat here and something to eat there. Seeing the old god stick, there was another convulsion.
What a pain!
"Can you finish eating so much?"
"My dad said, I can't finish eating and go home to feed the pigs!" Rich and rich, bewitching while licking maltose while snapping her fingers.
A mouthful of fishy sweetness suddenly surged into the throat of the old god stick, and he simply didn't have half a common language with the rude girl in front of him!
The footwork under his feet immediately took a few steps faster, and his heart ached like slashing flesh. Now the rude girl spends all his money, wow! "Lao Tzu has to hurry up, hurry up." The old man pulled his bewitching ass like a fire and quickly rose into the air, heading straight for the deserted woods on the outskirts of the city.
Fast......
Fast is the bewitching wish, she saw that the old god stick was so anxious like a monkey, and secretly laughed in her heart. also followed his wishes and let him pull himself to walk.
Wow!
The wind swept in his ears, and the old god stick was impatient, but he didn't pay attention to the lazy expression of the civilian woman next to him when she was speeding into the sky. Enchanting yawned, this seventh-order god of war's speed was more than half slower than hers. Turtle speed!
"Apprentice, let's take a break at this point."
With a "bang", the old god stick casually threw the bewitching on a mountain bag.
"Master, why don't we fly so far away from the city? Can't fly? "Enchanting with an innocent look, the old god really wants to slap her to death!
"You wild girl from the countryside, so much for Mao?"
"Didn't you see the old man with an old bone and a round face girl Yukong is very hard, so do you want to rest?"
"Ahhh
"Where do you think the old man will take you? There are few people here, you have to be obedient, don't force the old man to do anything to hurt you! ”
The god stick turned his back to the bewitching man, his facial features were distorted for a while, and he tore the corners of his fake snakeskin waist seal dyed gold, and secretly vented before continuing to maintain a modest expression and looked at the bewitching again.
He pinched the pale knot and spat out a few words word by word from his stiff laughing mouth. "By the way, good boy, there are some things I forgot. The entrance to the Divine Sect has to pay a certain entry fee. ”
The god stick made a look, and the average conscious child didn't need him to remind him at all, and he would obediently give the valuable guy in his hand with his hands.
But the bewitching woman bit her finger and asked, "Obviously, you begged me to enter the sect, why do I have to pay for it?" It doesn't make sense. ”
Burst!
Waterfall Khan!
Can this be said that she is a flash of wisdom born from the depths?
The old god's eyes were cracked: "Reading cheats and taking pills all cost money." ”
"Ha Luha, I don't need pills, I just need to eat and sleep well." Enchanting rubbed on the ground, lazily crawled into a soft grass and fell asleep.
What a cheat! It's a demon! You can sleep anywhere, and you have to ask for good food and good sleep!
"Although the Divine Sect has a place to eat and sleep...... the old god stick finally figured out the situation with black lines on his head, those heavenly and earthly treasures that ordinary people crave but cannot seek, and the secret book magic weapon is not lethal to the woman in front of her, and the only thing that can attract her attention is the four words "delicious and delicious".
Sure enough, when he said this, the woman, who had never had any energy, suddenly opened her eyes again.
Call...... It's finally on...... It's not easy!
"But...... It's good to eat and sleep, and you have to pay some gold baht. "The old god is going to use the stupidest way to get the coins in the hands of the country girl in front of him.
"For what?" Enchanting sat on the ground, looking ignorant.
"You know." Seeing the confused and shaken expression on the woman's face, the old god immediately hurriedly added: "You see that the master is going to find you new clothes, buy you a flying sword, and let you eat like the emperor of the world every meal." If you want to live in a big house made of jade, it costs some money, right? ”
Patience is running out.
"Oh! Eat like an emperor on earth? ”
The round-faced woman in front of the old god suddenly clapped her hands and screamed as if she had opened her mind. In order to wait for this idiot to open his mind, the old god stick really felt tired like never before.
"Yes, yes, the delicacies of the mountains and seas, only you can't think of it, you can't eat it without you!" Nodding like pecking rice, the old god was in a hurry to end everything, and forgot to hide his impatience in front of this stupid girl.
"Then I want to go without paying, and the master can't think of a way? Didn't you say that Shizun was an amazing immortal? None of this power? The enchanting replied nonchalantly.
This answer really thundered the old god's stick, and ten thousand arrows pierced his heart, and he was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!
"That's a lot of!" The old god stick finally couldn't help but slap up.
He was a moral and skillful old liar, and he was most disdainful of using brutal force to solve problems, but the girl in front of him seemed to be his nemesis, and now when he saw her face, he wanted to vomit blood.
So the old god stick simply tore his face.
Anyway, there was no one around, and he robbed this little fool of his money, and he ran away immediately.
Seeing that the fierce slap was about to fall on the top of the bewitching head, a seventh-order summoner made a move on ordinary people, and the power of this palm was estimated to be able to knock people out for a while. Knocking such a flower-like girl unconscious on an uninhabited barren mountain is not something that a moral bandit can do.
"You're talking a lot of!" Enchanting shook the maltose in her hand. The slimy syrup just pasted on the eyes of the old god stick, and as soon as she lifted the corner of her clothes, she raised her leg and kicked the old god stick in the heart.
Although he didn't use enough strength, it was enough for the old god stick to be paralyzed!
Boom!
Suddenly! The old god stick suddenly flew backwards miserably like a meteor and crashed directly into a big tree! Secondary rebound.
Yikes!
It's too unbeaten!
Enchanting regretted again and again, she didn't expect that the defense of a seventh-order god of war was so low, and he couldn't stop flying out of a hundred meters, but don't be stupid with that old god stick. Otherwise, she wouldn't have had a place to ask what she wanted to ask.
However, just when Enchanting was worried about whether the old god stick had been shocked into a concussion, she saw that the old god stick with extremely poor strength but extremely high resistance to blows immediately stood up as if nothing had happened!
Zhilu said that he had met a wronged boss, and the old god stick just turned around and ran away! The movements of falling, standing up, and Yukong were completed in one go, as if they had been tempered thousands of times, and they were so skilled that even the bewitching ones were shocked!
It's okay to fall so hard?
A gleam suddenly flashed in the bewitching eyes.
Pursue!
Don't think about it, the enchanting immediately soars into the air!
The old god stick who desperately fled in front vomited blood again and again, but because of the treasure clothes, it was not because he was seriously injured by the enchanting force, but because the liar was deceived by the liar, and his career was so angry that he vomited blood!
"Stinky girl! It turns out that you are also a liar in my door, are you embarrassed to bully the old-timers? Where do you go from, we will have a period later! The old god yelled stiffly. Needless to say, I already knew that I had capsized in the gutter this time.
What a misstep into a thousand hatreds! He cheated all his life in making a fortune, how could he have ended up like this because of a few gold baht? If he hadn't escaped in embarrassment when he encountered a feud ten days ago, he wouldn't have used all his gold baht to deceive the people in the city!
I had no choice but to be unlucky again, and I picked the most difficult one to start!
Stealing heavy treasures all year round, the most basic trick of defrauding people and money has been wasted!
Originally, he wanted to say goodbye to the little liar, but the old god didn't expect that the little figure behind him was getting faster and faster!
Grandma's legs! What kind of Sky Phantom does she use?
The old god's eyes are cracking! Gritting his teeth, he suddenly took out a yellow paper rune from his chest, and the strokes on the talisman were not complicated, just a simple little stroke, but the power of the pen on the back of the paper gave people a strange feeling.
"Wind Talisman!"
The old god screamed in pain like cutting meat. This talisman was not drawn by him, but he got a few copies by chance to figure out the life-saving **! Originally, he only used one when he encountered a feud ten days ago, and now he has to consume another one, how can this not make him teary!
"Fu Blast! The wind is blowing! Leverage the power to go to the clouds! ”
The old god crushed the wind talisman, and a gust of wind suddenly appeared out of thin air, like a powerful backlash, setting off flying sand and rocks, pushing him forward at a rapid pace.
Wow!
"What's that? More than twice as powerful as the normal Wind Talisman! The enchanting eyes shrank, and at this time, a greater sense of excitement suddenly rose in my heart!
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