"Yang Hao, you're so funny, you're going to laugh at me, I'm sorry, let me laugh for a while, I'm afraid I won't laugh again, I'm going to be suffocated to death, I've been suffocating all night......"

Wei Yunzhu followed Qiu Yunzhen into Yang Hao's car, and as soon as she got in the car, Wei Yunzhu laughed, holding Qiu Yunzhen's arm, laughing as if she couldn't breathe. （）

Qiu Yunzhen also had a somewhat strange look on her face, glared at Yang Hao, but did not speak.

Yang Hao looked at Wei Yunzhu, who was trembling with laughter, blinked his eyes and said, "I think of a joke, do you want to listen to it." ”

Qiu Yunzhen and Wei Yunzhu were a little puzzled, why did Yang Hao suddenly remember to tell jokes, Wei Yunzhu smiled: "You still tell jokes, come, tell one, let us have fun." ”

Yang Hao glanced at the smiling Wei Yunzhu from the rearview mirror, coughed lightly twice and began to speak: "Once upon a time, there were 12 small animals sitting on the boat to cross a big river, the boat went to the center, everyone found that the boat was leaking, in order to ensure that most of the small animals arrived safely on the other side, everyone decided to tell a joke each, who told the joke If someone didn't laugh, then throw the little animal that told the joke into the water." ”

Yang Hao glanced at the two women in the back seat again, but found that the two women were listening very seriously, it seemed that they had not heard the joke, so they smiled and continued to talk.

"The clever monkey was the first to stand up, and told a joke, and the joke was very funny, and all the other little gestures were laughed, but the pig had a straight face, and did not laugh at all, and the people threw the monkey into the river, and then the dog and the pony told the joke, and the other animals laughed, but the pig did not laugh, and the puppy and the pony were thrown into the river again."

Wei Yunzhu, who was in the back seat, listened to this joke, and always felt that this scene was somewhat familiar, she was very familiar with Yang Hao, what kind of joke this guy suddenly wanted to tell, there must be a reason, and most of the reason was on herself, maybe it had something to do with the laughter she made after getting in the car just now.

Although he guessed that something bad would happen if he listened to this joke, Wei Yunzhu couldn't help but ask: "Why doesn't the pig laugh, is he asleep?" ”

Yang Hao laughed, you actually asked questions, you are really too cooperative.

"Now it's the elephant's turn to tell jokes, the elephant is empty, he thinks he's stupid, the monkey and the puppy are so smart in front of him, but the pigs don't laugh at the jokes they tell, and they will definitely not laugh at the jokes they tell, they will definitely be thrown into the river, who knows that the elephant just opened his mouth to speak, but the pig laughed, the little animals were surprised, the elephant hasn't started to talk yet, why are you laughing?"

"The pig smiled and leaned back and said, 'The monkey's joke is really funny, it makes me laugh!' ”

Wei Yunzhu and Qiu Yunzhen are both extremely smart women, and they have completely reacted when they hear this, Yang Hao is obviously laughing at Wei Yunzhu in a different way, didn't she laugh all the time just now, but after getting in the car, she couldn't stop laughing?

Wei Yunzhu feigned anger and said: "Okay, Yang Hao, you are so bold, you dare to scold me for being a pig, scold me for being slow to react, see if I don't clean you up!" ”

Wei Yunzhu stretched out his hand, grabbed Yang Hao's face, twisted it gently, and then withdrew his hand with the appearance of an upright female hooligan, rubbed his two fingers lightly, and said to Qiu Yunzhen with a smile: "Yo, your man's face is quite slippery, and the maintenance is good." ”

Qiu Yunzhen looked at Wei Yunzhu unabashedly pinching Yang Hao's face, and there was a strange feeling in her heart for a moment, hearing that Wei Yunzhu was so rogue, she couldn't help but angrily opened Wei Yunzhu's hand stretched out in front of her: "You female rascal, go aside." ”

Wei Yunzhu smiled and lay on Qiu Yunzhen's body, and nodded Yang Hao in front of her with her small chin: "What, I pinched your man, and I feel distressed?" ”

Qiu Yunzhen glanced at Wei Yunzhu and snorted: "He has thick skin and thick flesh, I'm afraid I don't feel it at all after pinching it twice, what do I feel sorry for, but you, why are you getting more and more colored now, like you have never seen a man, you look like a nymphomaniac, do you want to be so ......?"

Qiu Yunzhen's words paused suddenly, and the words behind seemed to be a little difficult to speak, but Wei Yunzhu seemed to understand what Qiu Yunzhen meant, a pair of eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her mouth curled up a little sexy: "****? Hunger? ”

Qiu Yunzhen's words were said by Wei Yunzhu, but Qiu Yunzhen was ashamed, quickly peeked at Yang Hao, who was driving in front, pushed Wei Yunzhu, and said in a low voice: "Wei Fairy, I'm going to kill you, like this, you can say it?" ”

Wei Yunzhu smiled indifferently: "What's not easy to say, Zhenzhen, you are a full man now and you don't know how hungry you are, there are men by your side, and there are men to hug you every day when you sleep, poor me, a little widow, I always can't sleep alone, and I always wet my pillow with tears when I dream back at midnight...... Zhenzhen, we are good sisters, can we lend you man to me to satisfy your hunger? ”

Not only Qiu Yunzhen's eyes widened, but even Yang Hao, who was driving, was shocked.

Wei Yunzhu is too good.

Lend me your man to satisfy your cravings...... In this way, Wei Yunzhu speaks out!

Yang Hao knew that Wei Yunzhu had been cautiously testing Qiu Yunzhen's attitude, but this was too much, Yang Hao didn't know what words to use to describe such behavior for a while.

"If you don't want me to kick you out of the car now, you shut me up!"

Qiu Yunzhen finally couldn't lose weight Wei Yunzhu's crazy words, and snorted coldly, but in the face of Qiu Yunzhen's threat, Wei Yunzhu just pouted and said: "It's still a good sister, it's really a man who forgets his friends, a typical forgetfulness of friends." ”

Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu hatefully, and then looked at Yang Hao in front of him, Yang Hao stared straight ahead, looking like he was driving wholeheartedly, as if he didn't hear the sound behind him at all, but Qiu Yunzhen didn't know where Yang Hao must be listening with his ears pricked up.

Qiu Yunzhen's heart suddenly moved, the expression on her face suddenly calmed down, and even smiled with two points: "Okay, I promised, you ask Yang Hao to go, as long as he agrees, you can take him back." ”

Wei Yunzhu was stunned: "You agreed?" ”

Qiu Yunzhen looked at Wei Yunzhu's stunned expression, and a little naughty pride inexplicably surged in her heart, but on the surface, she still looked serious: "Yes, I agreed, as long as Yang Hao has no opinion." ”

Wei Yunzhu came back to his senses, Qiu Yunzhen This is a roundabout tactic, the trouble is eastward, and the problem is thrown to Yang Hao, does Yang Hao dare to agree in front of Qiu Yunzhen?

That's definitely not daring.

Wei Yunzhu felt a strange feeling inexplicably in his heart, Zhenzhen, your man has long been my man, even before you, if you know one day, will you hate me, will you still agree as easily as you do now?

Wei Yunzhu pursed his lips and snorted in a low voice: "You just don't agree, it's a nice thing." ”

Without waiting for Qiu Yunzhen to reply, Wei Yunzhu had already stretched out his hand with a smile, pinched Qiu Yunzhen's tender and smooth face without a trace of flaws, and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't tease you, if I tease you again, you will be angry." ”

The corners of Qiu Yunzhen's mouth curled slightly: "I didn't stop you, you gave up on your own, so you are not allowed to say this in the future?" ”

Wei Yunzhu leaned into Qiu Yunzhen's ear and whispered: "You are staring here, even if he has the heart of a thief, he doesn't have the courage of a thief, when you are not there, I will test him for you, man, he is always fond of his wife's best friends, sisters, and lovers." ”

Qiu Yunzhen glanced at Wei Yunzhu warningly: "Don't mess around." ”

Wei Yunzhu said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm measured, can it be that I will really rob your man, don't worry, your position as Mrs. Yang is safe and secure, even if I really can't help being lonely, then at most I will be a little wife who doesn't want to be a name." ”

Qiu Yunzhen glared at Wei Yunzhu angrily, she didn't believe Wei Yunzhu's statement at all, she knew how high her vision was as a best friend, if it wasn't for her ex-husband who saved her from humiliation, she wouldn't marry him, although she is a widow now, but she is still so young and beautiful, not to mention that she is rich and powerful, how can she be a little wife who is not worthy of a name for others?

"Okay, one day you figured it out, I'll leave a place for you here, anyway, we are good sisters, so we can always be together."

Wei Yunzhu smiled and hugged Qiu Yunzhen's arm and said, "This is what you said, you are not allowed to regret it, one day I am tired of this life, I will go to your house to lay the floor." ”

"Okay, then you'll be able to beat the floor to the side of the bed, satisfied?"

Qiu Yunzhen thought Wei Yunzhu was joking anyway, so she said it casually, the two of them spoke very quietly, they were all close to their ears, and Yang Hao couldn't hear it, so it was a private conversation between girlfriends at that time.

Yang Hao seemed to be driving seriously, but his heartbeat was much higher than normal.

Qiu Yunzhen thought that what she said was very quiet, and Yang Hao might not be able to hear it, but she didn't know that Yang Hao's body was much stronger than ordinary people, and her hearing was much stronger.

Wei Yunzhu's words today can actually be regarded as a statement, that is, she will never have any thoughts about Qiu Yunzhen's position, at most, she will be a little wife with no name.

Qiu Yunzhen agreed in her mouth, but Yang Hao didn't think that Qiu Yunzhen really agreed, she definitely thought that Wei Yunzhu was joking, so she responded so casually, how could she think that Wei Yunzhu's every sentence was actually meaningful.

Yang Hao also added in his heart, wife, you have to talk and be honest, isn't it?