Chapter 1140: The Origin of the Great Black Bull
After learning that the motorcyclist was Zhao Qingmeng, although Zhao Changlan's heart was put down, he looked at the big black bull whose body was still trembling, and the curiosity in his heart did not lessen.
The big black bull can fight hard with his super Hummer. It's stunned to be able to knock the Super Hummer out sideways, but it doesn't have any on its own, why is it going to faint now when it is hit by Zhao Qingmeng with a wheel?
Zhao Changshuchai did not greet Zhao Qingmeng, but leaned on the body of the super Hummer to watch the excitement and see how the Hun Zhao Qingmeng controlled this fierce black bull.
At this moment, Zhao Qingmeng only had the big black bull in his eyes, and there was nothing else at all, this guy only cared about rushing forward, so he didn't see Zhao Changlan.
I saw Zhao Qingmeng jumping in front of the big black bull in a few arrow steps, and then grabbed the two curved horns of the big black bull with both hands.
The big black bull was naturally unwilling to be caught by his horns, raised his head and let out a long howl, trying to resist, but this guy still felt that the sky was spinning, and his eyes were full of stars, so he couldn't use his strength at all.
Zhao Qingmeng grabbed the horns of the bull with both hands, first pulled to the left, and the big black bull instinctively pushed to the right, trying to resist Zhao Qingmeng's strength, but when the bull and one person were stronger, Zhao Qingmeng suddenly changed the direction of his force, and his hands suddenly swung to the right.
The big black bull who was caught off guard was suddenly thrown to the ground by Zhao Qingmeng! The huge body of the big black bull fell to the ground with a bang, and his head, which was originally counting the stars, was completely confused.
"Fuck, you bullshit day, I'll see you run again! I can't kill you! ”
Zhao Qingmeng muttered as he took out a nose clamp from his body and slammed it on the nose of the big black bull.
"Moo??????" The big black bull let out a long howl, honest.
It was only at this time that Zhao Changshu walked towards Zhao Qingmeng and shouted with a smile: "Brother Mengzi, you are really a hero!" Such a fierce big black bull was actually put down by you! ”
"Huh? Brother Gun! How did you get back? Zhao Qing suddenly stood up from the ground, ripped off the helmet on his head and said excitedly.
"Go home for the New Year! What's going on with you? This cow belongs to yours? How did you get here? This guy just knocked my car into me a few times. Grass, old and strong. Zhao Changlan said repeatedly.
Zhao Qingmeng was startled when he heard that the big black bull had hit Zhao Lance's car, and hurriedly raised his eyes to look at the super Hummer not far away, and said, "Brother Gun, this bastard didn't damage your car, did it?" ”
"It's okay, my car is modified, and armor-piercing bullets can't penetrate it, let alone this brute." Zhao Changshu said with a smile.
Zhao Qingmeng breathed a sigh of relief, ran quickly to the side of the motorcycle, helped his motorcycle up, and said loudly to Zhao Changlan: "Hey, it's okay." Brother Gun, don't you know, this big black cow on Niu Ri belongs to my father-in-law's family, and it has caused me trouble. ”
Zhao Qingmeng's wife Bao Xiaoya is from the General Hall, no wonder this big black bull can come here.
"What the hell is going on?" Zhao Changshu asked.
"Hey, if you make such a scourge, you can't blame others, you have to blame myself. I have to blame Zhao Yushan for that bastard???????"
Zhao Qingmeng took out a long rope from the trunk of the motorcycle, tied one to the back seat of the motorcycle, and the other to the nose clamp of the big black bull, and told Zhao Changshu in detail about the origin of the big black bull.
It turned out that after Zhao Qingmeng and Bao Xiaoya got married, Xiaoya said to Zhao Qingmeng: "Mengzi, you see that my father is old, and it is not easy to go out to work, and people don't want him anymore." Why don't we find him something to do at home? ”
"Okay, I think Zhao Yushan's goods are good for raising cattle, why don't we let my father-in-law also raise cattle?" Zhao Qingmeng thought for a long time and said.
The two of them are real people, so they do what they say, and they quickly looked at the old man and bought a three-year-old black cow. So, Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law didn't go to work in other places, and served the black cow at home every day. I hope that the black heifer will come into heat soon and conceive a calf, and then his cow will become a large herd of cattle, and he can also mix into a professional cattle farmer.
The black cow is also angry, and in the blink of an eye, it is in estrus. According to the meaning of Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law, just find a bull from the village of Jiangjuntang and let the black heifer conceive a calf. But Zhao Qingmeng firmly disagreed.
This guy persuaded the old man with words: "Dad, what you said is not right?" The black cow wants to get pregnant, just like the little girl wants to get pregnant, but it's a big deal, and you can't be sloppy. Now even the state is calling for eugenics, advocating long-distance marriage, and cattle are also a truth. If you use the cattle of your general's village, it is not in line with the principle of eugenics. Besides, there are no good shuttlecock cows in the General's Hall. We must find a good father for the future calf of the black heifer, otherwise if the genes are not good, the future will give birth to a calf and be sick, and he will be stunned and brainless, isn't it**? ”
In those days, Zhao Qingmeng and his wife Bao Xiaoya were preparing to have a child and get a birth certificate, so they went to the town family planning office all day to study. This guy didn't learn in vain, and all the "eugenics" and so on were used on cows.
Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law heard his son-in-law's somewhat confused words, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking: "You bastard, what kind of bastard are you talking about?" What is the same reason that a black cow is pregnant and my daughter is pregnant? Can that be the same? ”
Although Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law was unhappy with Zhao Qingmeng's way of speaking, but thinking about his son-in-law's words carefully, it seemed to make some sense. The common people have said that dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse will make holes, and if you want to let the black cow give birth to a strong calf in the future, you really have to find a good shuttlecock cow for him now.
So, Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law said while smacking the dry tobacco pot: "Then whose shuttlecock cow do you say we use?" ”
Zhao Qing slapped his chest and said, "Dad, you don't have to worry about this matter, wrap it up on me." Let's use Zhao Yushan's big bull, his cow is absolutely tough! Breeding is absolutely leveraged. Dad, do you know what that bastard Zhao Yushan named his cow for? ”
"What's it called?" The old man asked subconsciously.
"It's called ten cows a day! This means that his big black cow can breed ten cows a day! Zhao Qingmeng said with a smile.
When Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law heard his son-in-law's words, he felt a little embarrassed, so he didn't answer Zhao Qingmeng's words, but thought in his heart: "Bastard boy, no wonder you and Zhao Yushan's rammer are not good birds." ”
The old man didn't speak, but the mother-in-law who was cooking heard it, but hurriedly ran over and said to Zhao Qingmeng: "Oh, his brother-in-law, Zhao Yushan's bull is so powerful, can our heifer hold it?" It won't be ruined by Zhao Yushan's bull, right? ”
"It's okay, Mom, when the time comes, I'll talk to Zhao Yushan and ask him to tell Ri Shiniu, and let it be lighter when it does things. Don't worry, Zhao Yushan's bastard can't do anything else, playing with cattle is a must. His cattle can understand him. Zhao Qing said with a big grin.
The mother-in-law wanted to say a few more words, but the mother-in-law said to the mother-in-law with a calm face next to her: "Okay, don't talk about it, hurry up and cook your meal!" Men talk, what's the matter with you old lady? ”
This old guy reprimanded his mother-in-law and aunt, and he still slandered in his heart: "Grandma's, an aunt, and a mother-in-law, it is really immoral to talk about this kind of thing!" ”
The old guy wanted to show his authority in the family in front of his son-in-law, but as soon as he finished speaking, his wife glared at him and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is our uncle, what can't be said. I know all day long that I can't do a dry tobacco pot, so hurry up and feed me the cows. Otherwise, I'll kill you with a spoon! ”
When the old guy saw that his wife was really angry, he shrank his neck in fright, and hurried out to feed the cows.
After the mother-in-law went out, the mother-in-law turned her head to look at Zhao Qingmeng, and said coldly: "His brother-in-law, have you seen your father's cousin?" This is a really good man, and you must do the same in front of my daughter in the future, otherwise, beware of me slapping you to death with a rolling pin! ”
This time, even Zhao Qingmeng was frightened, and said repeatedly: "Don't dare, don't dare, Mom, I'll go and feed the cow with my father first." But in his heart, he slandered: "What kind of mother and what daughter, Xiaoya and her mother's temper are simply carved out of a mold." Alas, pity me and my mother-in-law. ”
"Well, after feeding the cows, hurry back to eat with your father, and after eating, you will go to breed our cows." The mother-in-law said to Zhao Qingmeng's back.
"Oh, got it." Zhao Qingmeng agreed humbly.
So, later, the black cow of Zhao Qingmeng's father-in-law's family was pregnant with the calf of Zhao Yushan's family.
Zhao Qingmeng said this, and Zhao Changshu immediately understood, the big black bull in front of him must be the son of Ri Shi Niu! No wonder I thought of Zhao Yushan's Ten Cows at the first sight of it, it turned out to be like this!
Thinking of this, Zhao Changshu immediately asked: "Brother Mengzi, do you mean to say that this big black bull is the son of the day ten cows?" ”
"Isn't that right? He is the son of the tenth ox of the day. Brother Gun, don't you know, this bastard is more than his ten bulls every day, and he is a complete troublemaker. Since he was born, my father-in-law's family has not had a good life. My husband has always wanted to get rid of it! Zhao Qingmeng said.
"What's going on?" Zhao Changshu asked curiously.
"Alas, Brother Gun, you don't know. The big black cow on this bull day is simply a monster, just a few hours after birth, it ran around the yard, making my father-in-law's house chickens and dogs jump, and the pot was rotten. When he was older, he would run around the village, either killing someone's dog today or injuring someone's child tomorrow. Or it will knock down the walls of other people's houses. He often runs into other people's fields and makes a mess of other people's crops! Because of these messy things, my father-in-law and mother-in-law followed behind people's butts almost every day to apologize and spend money and goods. ”
"Why don't you tie it up, or stop it?" Zhao Changshu asked with some amusement. This cow is so interesting.