Chapter 18: You're a Crow's Beak!
Scar was furious and shouted, "King Kong, what's wrong with you? ”
At this time, King Kong couldn't get up, he sweated like rain, and said with difficulty: "Boss, I, my stomach hurts so much!" ”
Scar sensed something was wrong and asked, "Do you have a stomachache?" Did King Kong and the monkey eat something that shouldn't be eaten? ”
"No, we were together all day today, except when we went to the toilet, King Kong and the monkey went together....... Could it be that they ate ......... together," said a stunned man. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Bastard! Two stunned, you just eat! ”
King Kong was furious, didn't care about the stomach pain, and raised his throat and scolded.
Scar's brows jumped, and he finally held back his anger and roared, "You bastards, hurry up and get down to business!" King Kong, can you do it? No, let the two stunned come. ”
King Kong hurriedly said: "Second stunned, you go, I'll rest on the side for a while." ”
The second stunned said disdainfully: "It's really useless!" Isn't it usually very dragging? Hmph, it's up to me at a critical time. ”
After speaking, he picked up the scissors and walked towards Xiao Yurou.
At this time, Xiao Yurou was not so frightened, she was much sharper than Scar, and seemed to realize something.
As if to verify her guess, I saw that when the second stunned hand was about to touch her, he made an 'oops' sound and covered his stomach with both hands.
It's just that this guy deserves to be called a 'second stunned', and he actually forgot to throw down the scissors. Before, the scissors were held in the hand casually, and the tip of the knife was not pointed forward. So sadly, the scissors pierced his clothes and stabbed him in the stomach.
"Whew----"
The second stunned man screamed, and immediately pulled out the scissors and threw them on the ground. Fortunately, it didn't pierce too deep and didn't hurt the internal organs.
Scar stroked his forehead, resisted the urge to beat people, and then scolded at the second stunned: "Shameful thing!" Get out of the bathroom, I'm annoyed to watch you! ”
"Yes, yes, yes.... I'll go. ”
Although the second stunned person was stunned, he was also afraid of this scar, and he didn't dare to hesitate when he heard the words, and immediately ran to the toilet.
At this time, Xiao Yurou's eyes regained their brightness, and she said to herself in her heart: "Crow's mouth, did you say 'whoever wants to hurt me will have a stomachache'?" ”
I have to say that a woman's sixth sense is indeed terrifying.
Of course, Xiao Yurou's idea is not groundless. Because everyone who wants to cut her clothes gets a stomachache, which is so unscientific. And the only thing she knows that can't be explained by a scientific phenomenon is the crow's beak of Lei Bo.
This guy is talking about something, and he has never 'lost his mouth' once. So in the face of the unreasonable phenomenon at this time, she could only think of Lei Bo.
At this time, the five robbers were left with only Scar and the cameraman.
At this time, Scar was on fire, and when he saw that the guy in the camera was still stupidly in the camera, he was immediately furious, and yelled at the guy in the camera: "Scorpion, take your sister!" Hurry up and give it to me! Do you want me to do it myself, boss? ”
When the person called "Scorpion" heard this, he reflexively stood upright, said "yes", and then quickly threw away the camera, and lay straight on the ground with a "snap".
He raised his head, raised one leg behind him, and looked at the posture, sure enough, it looked like a scorpion. This posture, this momentum, and this chic movement seem to be practiced for a long time.
It's just that the scar's head jumped with green tendons, went up and kicked on the leg raised by the scorpion, and said angrily: "You grandma!" Lao Tzu called you up, not to let you fight! It's for you to pick up the scissors and cut all this girl's clothes, I'll take a video! ”
When the scorpion heard this, he got up in disdain, then picked up the scissors thrown on the ground and walked towards Xiao Yurou.
Xiao Yurou was not worried at this time, but looked at the scorpion coming with interest.
But this time, before I could get closer, I heard a lazy voice say, "If you're not afraid of stomach pain, keep getting close to that chick!" ”
Scar, Scorpion, and King Kong, who was holding his stomach and humming, were all stunned and looked at the door.
I saw Lei Bo leaning against the factory door, his elbow against the wall, his fist supporting his forehead, looking like a sassy bag, and he only showed a side face to everyone.
Xiao Yurou's face showed a look of 'sure enough', and her eyes were full of brilliance. At this time, the 'crow's mouth' Lei Bo is no longer annoying in her eyes.
She didn't wonder how Lei Bo appeared here, and she didn't even care if she was a hostage, and shouted at Lei Bo: "Hmm, mmmm......."
Lei Bo didn't look back, his posture remained the same, he just stretched out his other hand, snapped his fingers and said, "Drop!" ”
The tape on Xiao Yurou's mouth actually slipped down like this, and she immediately shouted: "Crow's mouth, you finally have a time when I don't hate it." ”
Lei Bo's hand shook, and he almost hit his head against the wall. He turned his head to Xiao Yurou and said angrily: "Xiao Rou, you actually call me a crow's mouth?" I came to save you, and it hurts my heart so much that you call me that! ”
"You're a crow's mouth!"
"I'm not a crow's mouth!"
"Then you said that something would happen to me, and I would have an accident, what are you not a crow's mouth?"
"I calculated it, how can I be vain in my iron mouth?"
“.......”
The two actually argued like this, and Scar only felt a few crows flying overhead, and finally couldn't help but interrupt the argument between the two.
"I say, don't you exist when we don't exist!"
Xiao Yurou then remembered that she was still a 'hostage' and a 'meat ticket', and suddenly became dumbfounded, and then looked at Lei Bo pitifully.
Lei Bo said proudly: "Xiaorou, if you promise to be my woman, I will come to save you, if you don't agree, I will leave." ”
"You!" Xiao Yurou gritted her teeth, this stinky and shameless guy actually took advantage of people's danger, robbery, and opportunity.....
Seeing that the two seemed to have signs of arguing again, Scar was immediately furious and said to the scorpion: "Scorpion, give it to me!" ”
"Yes!"
The scorpion immediately rushed towards Lei Bo with scissors.
Lei Bo said unhurriedly: "Get down for me!" ”
As soon as the scorpion broke its foot, it immediately fell and ate, and the scissors in his hand flew out.
"You bastard! Use your scorpion skills, you take scissors and make a fart! Do you want to cut this kid's clothes and make a video? The customer asked to cut Miss Xiao's clothes, but did not ask to cut other people's clothes! You idiot! ”
Scar yelled angrily.
Only then did the scorpion react, immediately held back the pain, then stretched out his hands, propped himself up, and lifted another leg.
Lei Bo has the ability to punish evil, and he can completely make this group of people faint, which is very convenient. But in order to pick up girls, I feel that I still have to reflect the image of my 'risking death' to save her, so that Xiao Yurou can die for herself.
As for why he didn't use the Holy Word Technique to let Xiao Yurou be his own woman, of course, this was also a little bit of Lei Bo's arrogance. He can use the Holy Word Sutra to pick up girls, but he will never use the Holy Word to make a woman like him. Because he felt that it was better to conquer a woman with his own charm than to conquer a woman with his own charm.
Only a woman who really likes him as an 'ordinary person' and falls in love with him as an 'inferior person' is worthy of his liking. If you like him because you are the spokesperson of the Heavenly Dao and the future controller of the Heavenly Dao, then that kind of liking will not be pure. Therefore, if he wants to chase girls, he will not reveal his identity as the spokesperson of Tiandao.