Chapter 162 [So Coincidental]
changed the street, Xia Yu went all the way to talk to more than 30 aunts, using more than a dozen different methods, but the result was still in vain, he felt that he was a little unlucky, this is definitely not his problem, it is the aunts who have problems today collectively come out to let go!
Xia Yu was a little haggard, he would rather work frantically for twenty-four hours than do this kind of work that was not done by people.
Seeing that there was another aunt in front of him, Xia Yu was already discouraged, and he didn't have any hope, but he didn't let go of the wrong killing, so he greeted him with a dry smile, and this time he simply asked straightforwardly: "Auntie, can I ask for your phone number?" ”
"Yes."
"Oh, sorry to interrupt." Xia Yu hung his head and wanted to leave, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, and turned his head sharply, "What? You say yes? ”
"Yes." The aunt smiled as warm as spring, "A handsome young man like you, don't say ask for a phone, I'll give you anything." ”
Xia Yu excitedly took out his mobile phone and said, "No, no, I want the number, you tell me." ”
The aunt reported a string of numbers, and touched Xia Yu's arm, and said ambiguously: "Little brother, you are so sturdy, I feel my heart shake when I touch it, why don't we find a hidden space to communicate about the new song, okay." ”
Xia Yu wrote down the number, but the countdown in his mind did not disappear, Xia Yu was a little strange, didn't he already meet all the conditions? What's missing? He asked suspiciously: "Auntie, Gui Geng this year, is she forty-five?" ”
"I hate it, how can anyone ask a girl's age, they are forty-eight years old this year."
Forty-eight? That's no problem, the call is about to arrive, suddenly Xia Yu thought of a very terrifying question, and couldn't help but ask in a trembling voice: "Auntie, you can't be, have you had sex reassignment surgery?" ”
The aunt slapped her and said coquettishly: "Oh, I hate it, how do you know people's secrets." ”
"Poof...... Ahh Xia Yu punched over, and then spread his feet and ran away quickly, this time, faster than the rabbit that was hit by the arrow.
Turning street after street, Xia Yu now has the urge to cry, don't you just want a number, why is it so difficult, weishenme either ran into a robber or a dead ladyboy, my life is so miserable......
"What's wrong with you, young man? You okay? A female voice rang out next to her.
Xia Yu was in rags at this time, his head was downcast, his hair was sticky and dirty because of sweat, his appearance was really miserable, and when he heard the voice, he responded weakly: "I'm fine, it's just that I was forced." ”
"Huh? Qiang Jian!? ”
Xia Yu said casually impatiently, and when he heard the response, he looked over and saw that it was a more fashionable lady, and he was not too easy to talk nonsense, so he smiled and said: "Robbery, hehe, I said it wrong, I was robbed of all my property, and I wanted to borrow a mobile phone to make a call, everyone thought I was trying to cheat my mobile phone......"
The lady handed him his phone, "Take it." ”
Xia Yu jumped up all of a sudden, took the mobile phone and entered his number to dial out, he had already set the vibration, as soon as he felt the vibration in his trouser pocket, he hung up the phone and returned it, feeling that the countdown disappeared without a trace, he was so excited that he burst into tears, he didn't expect it, he didn't expect that it would take no effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to find it......
"What's wrong? No one answered? ”
"Huh?" Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, "Ah, yes, no one answered, forget it, I'd better walk back slowly." ”
"Why don't I send you?"
Suddenly met an enthusiastic one, Xia Yu felt that the contrast was too great, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, I am very grateful if you can borrow my mobile phone to use it, I'll just walk back, xiexie." ”
"Don't be polite to me, my son is waiting for me at the car, let's go over together, where is your house, it won't take much gas to go around."
Xia Yu was about to refuse again, and a childish voice over there said, "Mom, why has it been so long, what are you doing?" ”
Xia Yu and the noble lady looked over together, and the noble lady said, "Here, you wait a minute." Then he smiled at Xia Yu: "This is my son." ”
The boy ran over and saw Xia Yu and shouted, "Teacher Xia!?" How did you end up here? ”
Xia Yu never thought that it was Leka's mother who helped him get this thing. Xia Yu waved his hand and smiled: "Hi." ”
The lady said curiously: "You, you are Kaka's homeroom teacher, Teacher Xia??" ”
Xia Yu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Yes, haha......",
"That's not to mention, come, get in the car, I'll send you back."
Leka was dissatisfied: "We're going to send him back?" ”
Leka's mother was displeased: "What are you talking about? Send the teacher back, and ask weishenme? No politeness at all! ”
Xia Yu didn't postpone it this time, and walked into the car with them, taking advantage of Leka's mother not paying attention, and made a grimace at Leka, angry that Leka was smoking.
Leka's mother introduced: "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced it yet, my name is Shen Fen, I am Leka's mother, how could Mr. Xia be so unlucky today and run into robbers?" ”
"Hehe, yes, bad luck." Xia Yu sneered, and hurriedly diverted the topic, but fortunately, as soon as it turned to Leka's body, Shen Fen's attention was all on it.
Xia Yu said that Leka's bias was more serious, and the mathematics was very poor, and pointed out a few problems, Shen Fen listened to Xia Yu very carefully, Leka was uncomfortable, and couldn't help muttering: "I didn't have a bias, it's all because Teacher Xia can't speak well, so I don't have any interest at all!" ”
Shen Fen said unhappily: "Shut up, how can you talk to the teacher like this." ”
Xia Yu apologized: "Kaka is not wrong, I think it is the teacher's fault to make students tired of learning, so my teaching methods need to be improved." ”
Shen Fen said: "The teacher is too modest, please guide Kaka's learning more in the future, he is just too naughty, and many teachers used to have a headache for him." ”
Xia Yu smiled and said: "No, I think it's haode to be naughty, such a child is smart, what I hate the most is that kind of stupid child, so I don't have any challenge at all." ”
Shen Fen laughed and said, "Teacher Xia is so humorous. ”
After sending Xia Yu to the vicinity of the rental house, Xia Yu thanked Shen Fen and said, "We left each other's phone calls, and I hope to communicate with Kaka often in the future." ”
Shen Fen said happily: "That's really Xiexie's concern, Kaka, thank you teacher?" ”
Leka reluctantly said, "Xiexie Teacher Xia......"
Xia Yu leaned next to him and whispered in his ear: "Haha, I didn't expect it, you're not finished now." After speaking, he patted him on the shoulder, amplified his voice a little and said, "Work hard, you are Xingdi." ”
Angry Dele Car, that almost smoked from the seven orifices......
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When Xia Yu returned to the rental house, there was a light reflected from the room, obviously Xia Sha had returned, Xia Yu just wanted to speak, but heard a burst of moaning, this was clearly a woman's roar ready to go to Gao Cao, Xia Yu was startled, Xia Sha wouldn't be so bold, and dare to bring someone back? I haven't been able to do anything bad with a woman on that bed myself, is this all a preemptive ride?
This thought disappeared as soon as he turned around, first of all, this voice was definitely not Xia Sha's, not to mention, Xia Sha would definitely not do this thing, and then Xia Yu thought of a possibility, and ran into the room without having time to change his shoes.
Really......
The computer screen is showing Xia Yu's treasured A-film in the computer, a man is fighting with two women in a row, one is 1V1, the other is 1V2, both women are very dissolute, but Xia Sha is watching with relish.
Forehead drop god, Xia Yu shouted, rushed forward to turn off the player, and said to Xia Sha: "How can a girl look at this kind of thing." ”
Xia Sha said strangely, "What are they doing?" ”
“haha…… They're in, they're doing, yes, they're moving, a kind of movement of love between men and women. ”
"Can we do that too?"
Xia Yu waved his hand vigorously and shook his head: "No, no, no, no!" You can't do it with any man casually, this kind of sport, you must and can only do it with your husband, husband, is a lover. ”
"That's right...... And that lover weishenme to do this kind of exercise? Why did they shout so strangely, would it hurt to be inserted into their bodies like this? Then weishenme has to take the initiative to ask for insertion. ”
O dripping gods...... Xia Yu sweated on his forehead, and hurriedly prevaricated: "This, when you have a lover, you will naturally understand, haha, don't ask so much now, it's useless to ask." ”
Xia Sha sighed, still confused.
"Sleep!" Xia Yu thought to himself that he had just been arrested, and when he turned around, he began to watch an A-movie, what kind of person is this.
The light was black, and when he slept until midnight, Xia Yu felt his lower body cold in the haze, and reached out in a daze, touched a head, and woke up with fright, and after a closer look, his underwear had been pulled down to his knees, and the wolf girl classmate was lying on the side of the bed staring at his thing seriously, and stretched out a slender finger to poke it.
Xia Yu pushed her head, quickly pulled on her pants, and said with a red face: "What are you doing?" ”
Xia Sha said very seriously: "Weishenme men are different from women here, I want to study it." ”
Xia Yu pushed her back to her bed, and said in her heart: "After I say this kind of thing, I will understand, don't do this kind of stupid thing again, tomorrow I will write this rule on the wall, I am angry, my virginity, almost gone, it's a pity that my virgin looked, and you showed it first." Speaking of the back, his voice was choked.
Xia Sha got into the quilt, looked at Xia Yu with her head exposed, and suddenly said, "Let's sleep together like before, okay?" ”
"It's not cold now, what are you sleeping with, I was almost seen by Lu Fei last time, forget it, I'll go back to sleep, I'm sleeping, I'm very unlucky today, I was almost cut by someone."
Back on the bed, Xia Yu covered the quilt and fell asleep in an instant, but his hands were still holding the brim of his pants and holding it tightly......