"It's not right to drop the child, he is your son, you think you are Liu Bei, you can fall hard if you catch the child."

"He hugs you." A certain awkward wife and slave muttered again, "I don't like other men to hug you." ”

This vinegar is speechless.

Ling Luo crossed three black lines on his head and said, "Xiao Chi is just a child, let's recognize the son, are you really okay?" If we give birth to a son in the future, will you also throw him away? ”

The expression on Xuanyuan Yu's face suddenly became serious, and his brows were deeply locked, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while.

"Luo'er!"

"What?"

"In the future, we will have daughters, not sons."

Ling Luo: "......"

"If you give birth to a son, just find a random cave, throw it inside, and let him fend for himself."

Ling Luo: "!! ”

"Nature is the best trainer. The daughter shall be rich, and the son shall be poor. If he dies in a cave, forget it, if he survives, he will definitely become an amazing big man! Ah! Luo'er, why are you beating me? ”

Ling Luo: "It's you who beat you, the black-hearted one!" ”

Why did she fall in love with such an abnormal man! Why marry him!

Chiyou grabbed the cheap dragon and played with it in his arms.

Attention, it's toying.

There's nothing wrong with that, it's just toying!

Chiyou stretched out a hand and gently stroked Black Meow's chin, and as soon as he was comfortable, he stretched out his other hand and pinched his xx viciously underneath.

"Meow!" Cheap dragon rage.

"What kind of meow, you're not a real cat, what kind of cuteness are you selling?" Chi Youbi's eyes crossed a touch of narrowness, "Selling cuteness is not as good as selling meat, really." ”

Cheap Dragon: "Beware of the emperor suing you for sexual harassment!" ”

"You can sue, you can sue, do you think my mother believes you or me?" Chiyou raised his eyebrows, looking very proud.

"Don't forget, in front of your mother, you are an absolutely well-behaved child, unlike you, a lewd uncle."

Cheap Dragon: "......"

"Who taught you such a bad character?" Prison can't help but be suspicious.

"My father." Chi You had a natural expression and said, "When I was in the Demon Realm before, they all said that I was most like my father, hahaha. ”

Chiyou's father?

Isn't that ...... The Dark Monarch of the Demon Realm?

The cheap dragon narrowed his eyes, with a look of disbelief, glanced at Chi You, and said, "This emperor has heard rumors about the Dark Monarch, and it is different from what you said. ”

In the memory of the Cheap Dragon, the Dark Monarch of the Demon Realm was a very cruel and evil man, cold and murderous, and did not say much, and everywhere he went, there were rivers of blood and corpses all over the field.

Chi You rolled his eyes and said, "Haven't you heard of a sentence called false rumors and groundlessness?" Rumors or something, it's always bullshit. ”

The corners of the cheap dragon's lips twitched, and he looked at the child in front of him who looked like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and said, "Then you say, what does the dark monarch of the demon realm look like?" ”

The corners of Chi You's lips hooked a meaningful arc, and then he stretched out his finger, pointed at Xuanyuan Yu, and said: "That's it, a little more evil than him, a little more cunning, a little worse, a little darker, it's my perfect dad!" ”

The cat hair on the cheap dragon trembled.