"Others are not rare, you are rare!" After all, Zhuang had forgotten how thick-skinned he was. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When Xie Lian heard this, she was silent. I took the colored pen directly. Draw a picture on Zhuang Bi's face.

Whew-

The painting is all over the face, and there is a sentence: "Tell you to talk back!" Painted all your face. ”

"It's fine. From the moment you told me to take off my clothes, I was already your person, and you had any tricks, just use them. I'm giving it my all! ”。

Ahh

Xie Lian saw that he had been talking back, so she put the toner placed next to him and put it on his face. Zhuang Bi smelled a pungent nose and asked, and suddenly said, "What is this, what is the smell?" ”。

"It's a fixing agent, to prevent the color from falling off. After applying, clean water will not be clean. Xie Lian lied to him.

"You're not going to let me see people like this forever."

"Of course. It's better to look this way, anyway, I think you're an animal with your lower body thinking, and it doesn't matter if you have a brain or not."

"Don't-"

When Xie Lian saw him like that, she immediately felt funny in her heart, like a bear who was afraid of death.

"As long as you wait and agree to make my permanent model, I will definitely help you clean it."

"You're not going to put this shackle around me, are you? This seems unfair. Zhuang Bi felt very aggrieved, what happened to this woman? I actually applied fixing agent to my face.

Xie Lian thought it was funny, but she didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of annoying him. So I had to say: "Others just took the initiative to be my model, and I didn't bother to agree." You don't even inquire about my ranking in school. Although I am said to lack such a boyfriend, I would rather lack it. I saw that you were very eye-catching, so I took the initiative to invite you! ”。

Zhuang Bi felt that this was like a trap. You can't beat it, you can't scold it, and what's even more fatal is that the door is locked and you can't get out.

"It won't take long for you to figure out this trap. Let me drill into it like a rabbit? ”。

"I've been following you for a long time, mainly because I think your image is okay. As for the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, it can only be fate".

"Hearing you say this, I feel even more that this is a trap, a trap that has fallen in and can't get out."

"You think too much, it's not so complicated. If you think you want to take revenge on me, let me go. Your eyes are walking wantonly in my trenches, I haven't even settled accounts with you, you, as a man, still think so insidious. ”

Zhuang Bi also felt speechless, girls wore less this summer, even if he didn't look at it, some people would watch it. I feel that it is even more unfair to him, the so-called fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders.

"He also said that he asked me to be your model, and he didn't want to give this benefit. Am I still interested in coming? ”。

"Good, good! Then you look hard, see if you are full? If you can, then you can keep the money for your meals and give it to all of us as pocket money."

This Xie Lian spoke solemnly, without a sense of shyness. Maybe she's practiced to the point where she's perfected. Or maybe she really took it all naturally, and felt that it was just a body, and that it was a world of difference compared to art.

"Don't think so badly of me, my eyes roll in your trenches, that's human nature, just as you take off my clothes. It's all about sacrificing for the sake of art, and I think it's worth it. ”

"Hehe-you're a good businessman. It seems that I am planted in your hands today, count me in—".

"What are you? It seems like that's what I want to say," Zhuang Bi asked rhetorically.

……

The two of them are really a natural pair, whether they are saying or not, they can debate very thoroughly, more like a fantasy master, taking words as a trick, and they have to compete to get a result, so that people can die without regrets!

Now everyone present is painting very seriously, and the model drawn by the female teacher can be called the pinnacle of art. The two flower buds on his chest, after he brought it like this, are simply lifelike, like creatures in nature, looking at it from a distance, it really looks like a plant transplanted to the human body, and it looks very beautiful, leaving no traces.

One word: absolutely!

When Zhuang Bi heard the teacher talking about how to draw flower buds, he was a little excited. And he was afraid that Xie Lian would tickle him, because these two buds are sensitive areas for both men and women. Not only is it very precious to people, but it is also necessary to serve it carefully. If you anger him, it will be a fatal blow to people.

"Your colored pen isn't poisonous, is it? I'm afraid that if I put it on it, I'll get cancer or something like that, as the news says. Who will my family go with them? ”。

Xie Lian saw that Zhuang Bi was so afraid of death, and wanted to scare him: "This is similar to paint." No one is afraid of female models, you are still so afraid of death".

"I'm the only child in my family, and my family is still counting on me to carry on the lineage!"

"Then I've already painted it, what should I do? You don't blame me. ”

"This, this. Never mind! If I really die, you can let me eat some meat. I don't want to be a starving ghost! ”。

This pun sentence, Xie Lian thought of another level.

"You're looking for death. People who are going to die dare to take advantage of me" So he dipped in color paint, "I'll paint a little more, so that you can die faster!" ”。

Zhuang Bi saw Xie Lian non-stop:

Whew......

I can't wait to leave right now, but the thought of leaving suddenly doesn't seem manly. I just thickened my face a little thicker, and saw that the two balls of cotton wool in front of me were constantly beating, and it seemed that they were about to come out.

Zhuang Bi mustered up his courage: "You move me like this again." I'll just bite it over, and see if you dare to do it? ”。

"Oh my God!" Xie Lian didn't expect his skin to be thicker than the city wall, and he was really afraid that Zhuang Bi would bite him. "That's it! I won't play with you anymore. This paint, as long as you promise to be my permanent model, will help you clean it. ”

"Then what you said is true, I can consider making a model, but I must sign an agreement, and when the time comes, you sue me for indecent conduct, and I can't avenge my grievances!"

"That's no problem, I'm afraid you'll insult me! Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and others still think we are! ……”。

Zhuang Bi saw that Xie Lian had clarified all the problems in the future, and his heart was naturally a little more relaxed. Although the two talked to each other, in case they crossed the line, no one could explain it.

"Is this thing poisonous?" Unexpectedly, Zhuang Bi was still worried that his body would be abolished.

"This pigment is not poisonous, it is extracted from plants, and it is purely natural, otherwise where would that female model accept it?"

Zhuang Bi suddenly felt that he had been fooled, but now he promised Xie Lian to be a painting model, and he must be reputable. Even if I don't know her very well.

"You, you're actually-" Zhuang Bi was a little helpless.