"I got the news and rushed back overnight, my teacher couldn't see anymore, grabbed my hand and asked me, how are you going to school? I lied to him and told him that he had already gone to college. He was very happy, saying that he had finally taught a college student, and asked me for a graduation certificate, saying that even if I couldn't see it, I could touch it. ”

"This is really ......," Bai Wei, a yellow-card program host who graduated from a formal class and has gone through countless practices, doesn't know what to say.

"Of course, I didn't have a diploma, so I had to lie to him that the school hadn't issued it to me yet, and it would take two months to get it. My teacher didn't say anything, but the expression on his face was really disappointed, and he said that he didn't know if he could last two months. Xiao Lei said, "My words have already been spoken, and it is too late to make a graduation certificate." When I was hesitating and helpless, I saw that the TV station was letting college students start a business, and I had an idea, so I went to your TV station. ”

"It's true that we're not very strict in our censorship." Bai Wei was ashamed to say, in fact, they were not strict, they simply looked at the people who were about the same age and had a business in their hands and pulled them over to do the show.

"It's all my fault, I lied to you, originally, there are college students everywhere in the provincial capital, who would have thought that someone would pretend to be a college graduate." Xiao Lei said, "I recorded the show when it was broadcast and took it to my teacher. He asked me to keep the disc and bought a DVD to play for him at any time. ”

"When you were exposed some time ago, your teacher ...... How is he? Bai Wei asked.

"It doesn't matter anymore, he's completely confused now, and he doesn't know anything. It's only when I show that show that I have a smile on my face. Xiao Lei said, "I decided to study hard, strive to graduate early, and give my real university diploma to my teacher." ”

“cut！ Good! You can say that again! Bai Wei applauded, "It's so good!" This story is so touching! In the future, you will contribute to our program, and as soon as such a tear-jerking story is broadcast, see who dares to track it down...... But what if someone does come to you? ”

"It's true." Xiao Lei said, "If it weren't for that, how would I agree to let you go to the column of college students' entrepreneurship." ”

"Huh?" The smile on Bai Wei's face froze, "I'm sorry, mourning." ”

"It's okay." Xiao Lei said.

"Uh...... Then I'll get a rough version as soon as possible, you guys wait. Bai Wei didn't know what to say, so she hurriedly beckoned a few assistants to work.

"Really? No way? Wang Rushan leaned over and asked, "I haven't heard you mention it." ”

"yes, yes, why didn't you say it before?" Ding Shishi asked.

"What's there to say about this kind of thing?" Xiao Lei smiled sadly, "I'll go to the bathroom first." ”

Huang Wenbin still felt that it was wrong, if there was really such a teacher, Xiao Lei would have gone to see it when she went home some time ago, but Xiao Lei stayed at her home all day and didn't go anywhere. Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, Huang Wenbin grabbed Xiao Lei at the door of the bathroom, "You really have such a teacher?" ”

"Of course it's true!" Xiao Lei washed her hands and suddenly smiled slyly, "My elementary school teacher really has Alzheimer's, and now no one can recognize anyone." He used to be really nice to me, and I really sent him a lot of things, including a DVD player and a disc from my shows, and he loved watching it, and I was sure that no one could find a problem. ”

So is there really a problem?

"I'm just a little girl who dropped out of school, and it's so normal in our country that my teacher doesn't remember me at all." "Our school is very small, but there are a lot of students from several nearby villages who come to school. One teacher has to manage hundreds of students, and he can't take care of them at all. ”

When Huang Wenbin went to Xiao Lei's house, he passed by the primary school in the village, but he didn't pay attention to what was inside.

"He came to look for me a few times when I dropped out of school, and then he didn't care. Soon he forgot about me, and when my father was going to marry me, I was very hesitant to go to him for advice, and at that time he still had a little impression of me, but he could no longer remember my name. I was really ...... at that time Hey, I don't know what to say. ”

"It's Alzheimer's." Huang Wenbin comforted her, this is really a very sad story.

"Maybe, it's all the same anyway." "For me, that's all in the past. In the future, except for the New Year's holiday, I probably won't go back. I will settle in the city, live in the city, and die in the city. ”

How can I say that my hometown is my hometown after all, in case the price of land in the city soars, I can go back to the countryside to retire in the future. Huang Wenbin is a city hukou, but he has a deep affection for his countryside, every time he goes to the countryside, his relatives over there will entertain them for a meal, and there is nothing to eat big fish and meat, Huang Wenbin likes the tofu in it the most.

That's not ordinary tofu, it's all soybeans grown by themselves, plus the spring water on the mountain, made with the most traditional technology, you can smell the rich flavor of beans across five or six meters, and it tastes even more fragrant and tender, steamed, boiled and fried, Huang Wenbin is very happy to eat.

"The countryside also has the benefits of the countryside, the countryside can allocate homesteads, and it doesn't cost much to build their own houses. It's different in the city, any small house costs two or three hundred thousand, and in the countryside you can build a building with so much money. Your father only spent 100,000 yuan to build the building. ”

"How can it be the same, the infrastructure can't be compared at all, how convenient it is to live in the city. The water and electricity in the countryside have to be pulled by themselves, and I don't know when the water and electricity will be cut off. Xiao Lei said, "If you want to buy something, you have to go to the market more than ten kilometers away." You see that I live in the community now, and there are people in the corridor every day to do hygiene, and how comfortable it is to live cleanly. If you were in the country, you would have been dirty in less than two weeks. ”

"It's not the same as you get someone to clean up yourself." Huang Wenbin said, "You can find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, build a house, repair roads, dig wells, and buy a generator, and then you can enjoy modern life and enjoy the countryside at the same time." ”

"Then I might as well live in the city." Xiao Lei looked around as she spoke, and seeing that no one was paying attention, she quickly kissed Huang Wenbin on the face, "Don't worry, I will definitely deal with this matter well, and I will definitely not affect the bun shop, even if it is a lie, I will not hesitate!" ”

When it comes to lying, women are naturally better at it than men. Huang Wenbin stayed for a while, washed his face and went out, Bai Wei had already edited the interview - in the past, these jobs could only be done with professional equipment, but with a laptop, it is much more convenient.

"It's just a very rough version, you can see what it means." Bai Wei pressed the play button.

The first thing that appeared was Wenbin Adult Education Center, the camera was frozen at the door for a long time, allowing the audience to see the name clearly, and then the camera pulled into the school, and a neat group of students watched the flag raising in high spirits. The commentary rang out, "Hello everyone, welcome to the front line of the news, what you see now is a newly opened adult education center in our city, hosted by the provincial university, with formal qualifications. ”

"How can you say that it is hosted by Provincial City University?" Huang Wenbin asked, "So the provincial university won't protest, right?" "There is a difference between domestic and foreign schools, most of the private schools run abroad and the government-run schools are mixed. In China, on the contrary, privately run schools cannot be trusted, but the government-run schools are talented.

Although the provincial university has no reputation and no history, it is still a regular national university. Compared with Huang Wenbin's own new education center, the credibility is not the same. If you say that this is done by private people, the audience's first reaction must be 'I fucked such a big scene and cheated a lot of money.'" ’

It is said that it is hosted by the provincial city university, and the perception is different, "What a big scene, this new adult education center opened by the provincial city university is good." Some people who just want to read a book will just think, 'Adult education center? I don't know how much it costs to study here. ’

"The teachers are theirs, the diploma is theirs, and it's not wrong to say that they host it." Bai Wei said.

"yes, they made so much money from us, what's wrong with advertising us." Ding Shishi also said.

The video continued to play, and Bai Wei's voice came out of the computer, "Here, we met an acquaintance. "Then there was the influence of Xiao Lei, who stood in the queue in a tracksuit, extremely pure." Isn't this Miss Xiao Leixiao, who once appeared in our college student entrepreneurship column, how did she appear here? ”

At this time, it was interspersed with some pictures taken by Xiao Lei before, Bai Wei said: "The editing here is not good, just look at the meaning." The video continued to advance, and the next thing was the picture of Bai Wei interviewing Xiao Lei, "Hello Miss Xiao, you took the initiative to contact us to come to this adult education center, what is the matter?" ”

"I'm here to apologize." Xiao Lei bowed and said, "I'm really sorry that I lied to everyone." Especially Sister Bai, I'm sorry for you. ”

"What the hell is going on?" Bai Wei asked.

The following is the interview record, it is simply a climax, and when Xiao Lei talked about her teacher, although she had already read it once, Ding Shishi, Bai Wei and others almost shed tears. Even Wang Rushan, a master of psychology, shook his head again and again, moved.

"This news is sure to cause a stir." Bai Wei said, "It must be spread everywhere on the Internet, and we are all going to be famous." Especially Xiaolei. Not only did it solve the academic incident, but it could also give the bun shop another promotion, and by the way, let the adult education center be famous and recruit students, which was really a lot of success. But there's another problem......"

"Questions?" Ding Shishi asked nervously, "What other problems will be caused by such a treatment?" ”

"The problem is...... I must put on a particularly beautiful makeup tonight, otherwise I will be compared to Xiaolei! Bai Wei said, "Such an important news, how can I do if Xiaolei has robbed all the limelight!" ”