Zhang Kai steadied himself and hurriedly said:

"Old man, I'm going to pass on your cultivation scriptures now, you hurry up and write them down, and you can cultivate as much as you can. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhou Jindao was overjoyed, like an old naughty boy, and grinned: "Son-in-law, you are really interesting." ”

..........

At this time, Lei Bo appeared on the street of a small town.

On the walls of the streets of the town, various slogans were written.

"Men don't steal, wives can't be found."

"Women don't steal, and if they get married, they will be divorced."

"It's everyone's job to learn about theft."

"A thief makes a fortune, and a thief makes a fortune."

"It's a shame not to steal!"

“......”

Lei Bo showed a sneer and said softly, "Theft Town? Not being able to steal, is it a shame? Hum! ”

After walking a long way, in a small square, Lei Bo stopped.

At this time, a middle-aged man about forty years old, with his eyebrows fluttering, was teaching the 'experience' to the people around him:

"Battery cars, some have alarms. How can you find out if there is a siren without arousing suspicion? ”

In the crowd of onlookers, two young people immediately asked, "How can that not arouse suspicion?" ”

The middle-aged man said with a smile: "This requires a lot of experience, first of all, you must see the four ways and listen to the eight directions."

Let's see if anyone is paying attention to you, and if anyone is paying attention to you, wait until no one is paying attention.

If no one notices, just tap it to see if it screams.

If you happen to be seen by the owner when you are beating, you must be calm. ”

At this time, someone asked: "Brother Wan Song, what if you are caught stealing a car?" ”

The person known as Brother Wan Song said: "That's because your skills are bad and your luck is also bad, of course, you have to run away!" ”

"What if I can't run away?"

"Then I can only go and eat the public food for a few days," Wan Song said.

"Hahaha...."

The crowd burst out laughing.

Lei Bo watched all of this coldly, and then a few more people were teaching that bullshit 'stealing experience'.

After waiting for a while, the group dispersed.

And Lei Bo's body changed, and he turned into a middle-aged man in his thirties, and then walked in the direction that Wan Song left.

Wan Song walked not far, suddenly looked left and right, there was no one, and then quickly climbed over the wall into the family's yard.

After a while, an extra chicken appeared in his hand.

Wan Song carried the old hen and left triumphantly.

And Lei Bo sneered, the people of this town are still stealing from each other, which is really not a good thing.

But just stealing can't directly destroy this town!

It seems that it is not easy to make the people of this town good!

Or a broken arm each?

Lei Bo shook his head, ready to see if he could do it first.

In front of a small tiled house.

When Wan Song got home, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child saw him and asked with a cold expression, "Dad, are you stealing again?" ”

"Xiaoshun, we are commonly known as 'theft town' here, who doesn't steal something?"

"I won't!" Xiaoshun rolled his eyes and went back to the house.

Wan Song said with some annoyance: "It's okay not to say it, you kid, every time you are asked to steal something, you don't steal."

I'll see how you find a wife in the future! I'm the most skilled guy in town, and it's a shame that you can't steal! ”

Xiaoshun said: "With a father like you, I feel ashamed!" ”

"You bastard!" Wan Song can't help this son.

However, the two were used to bickering, and Wan Song said directly: "I'll take care of this chicken, you go boil water!" ”

Xiaoshun reluctantly walked to the kitchen, and then came out and said to Wan Song: "Our coal has been stolen!" ”

"What? Which bastard stole from me again? ”

Wan Song was furious, and then said, "Then burn firewood!" ”

"I just watched it, and the firewood was also stolen."

"Damn it!" Wan Song shook his head helplessly and said, "It seems that I can only take out the gas canister that I stole before." ”

With that, he walked into the house, pushed the bed open, and revealed a plank.

The plank was lifted and the gas canister and gas stove were taken out.

Wan Song said with a smug expression: "Hey, those fools, what if they stole our coal and firewood?

I've stolen the gas canister and the gas stove a long time ago! Xiaoshun, go to the kitchen and get the pot! Let's eat chicken tonight! ”

Xiaoshun walked back to the kitchen, then ran out, and said calmly: "The pot is gone, and the one that was still there in the morning should have been stolen just now." ”

Wan Song was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Wait first, I'll go out and steal a pot." ”

"Enough!" Xiaoshun suddenly shouted: "Dad, why do all the people in our town steal and steal?"

How many of the things we eat, drink, even wear and use in our family are not stolen?

And our family's things are always stolen!

Even my mom was stolen when I was a kid!

A few days ago, when I went to look for a job, people heard that I was from Heping Town, so they didn't want it directly.

Say everyone here steals! Can you please stop stealing? I've really had enough! ”

Wan Song was stunned when he heard this, and then said a little unnaturally: "Stinky boy, your mother was not stolen, but....

Forget it, I won't quarrel with you, I'll go out and steal a pot and I'll be back soon. ”

After speaking, Wan Song walked to the door.

Wan Song ran to more than a dozen houses in a row, but he didn't steal a pot, and he was extremely depressed.

Just when he was scolding, he suddenly saw Lei Bo, who had become middle-aged.

At this time, Lei Bo, holding a pot in his hand, walked leisurely.

He rolled his eyes, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Big brother, good luck, the pot you just got here?" ”

Lei Bo smiled and said, "yes, how is it?" This pot is good, right? It's a pity that I'm alone, this pot is too big. ”

When Wan Song heard this, he hurriedly said: "Big brother, my family eats chicken today, can you go and eat some together?" ”

"Okay!" Lei Bo directly agreed.

Wan Song rubbed his hands and said, "That, my pot was stolen, can you give me the pot to use first?" ”

Lei Bo nodded and said, "Of course." ”

"Great! Big brother refreshed! Wan Song thought to himself, when the chicken is finished, this pot will become his own.

When he arrived at Wan Song's house, Wan Song neatly cleaned up the chickens, and then took out the hidden cutting board kitchen knife from the house to pick it up.

After a while, the chicken was slaughtered and cooked.

Lei Bo looked at Wan Song, and from time to time took out spices, cutting boards, and kitchen knives from some remote corners and hidden places.

He couldn't help but shake his head, in this town, if every family guards against thieves like this, how tired it will be!

In the back room, Xiao Shun walked out, he had already heard Lei Bo and Wan Song chatting.

Xiaoshun said to Wan Song: "I'm out!" ”

"You kid, the chicken soup is stewed right away, what are you running?" Wan Song said with some annoyance.

"Eat, I don't have an appetite." After Xiaoshun finished speaking, he went out directly.

Lei Bo looked at Xiao Shun who was about to go out, smiled and said, "Young man, let's eat some together!" Your dad worked so hard to get the chicken, how can you be worthy of your dad if you don't eat it? ”