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On the first day of school after the New Year, obviously because of crazy play during the holidays, the winter vacation homework was not completed as a matter of course.

But fortunately, because he transferred to a newly built school in his village at the beginning of the new semester, of course, no one checked the winter vacation homework assigned by the previous teacher.

The little guy has been planned for a long time, so it's a pleasure to play during the winter vacation! After waking up all day, I ran out, and I couldn't find him until it was dark.

It's a pity that the world is unpredictable, and it is not at all understandable for an eight-year-old kid like him.

So, on the first day of school, it was obviously a tragedy.

When he and his friends walked into the cool classroom for the first time, they saw the person standing in front of the podium, and it seemed that he was very familiar.

"Hello teacher!"

The first few friends who had already walked into the classroom all greeted the teacher one after another.

"Teacher Liu, are you still teaching us?"

"Teacher Liu, do you still teach us Chinese?"

"Why did you come to this school too?"

The children's chattering questions made Mr. Liu very happy, he showed no signs of irritability and anger, and patiently explained to everyone.

"In the future, Teacher Liu will be your homeroom teacher, mainly responsible for discipline and life, but because your Chinese teacher has something to do yet, I will substitute for you for a week."

When he said this, Mr. Liu, who was not very old, suddenly saw Ming Ming, who was hiding behind his classmates, looking sneaky.

"Gao Ming, what are you hiding behind Wang Chao? Did you make another mistake? ”

As he spoke, his tone involuntarily became stern. The other students seemed to be used to this, and they all scattered decisively. Distance yourself from Ming Ming to prevent being implicated.

"No, no, I'm very obedient, I didn't even set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year."

After saying this sentence with flashing eyes, it immediately attracted the eyes of the students. Your lie is too false, who in the village doesn't know that you and your uncle put that kind of oversized second kicker together, and shattered several pieces of their own glass?

Obviously, this Wei Liu teacher also knows about this. Obviously, I started in the first grade, but now I have transferred here. Teacher Liu, who has always been his homeroom teacher, has long been immune to this kind of lie.

"Really?"

"Okay, then I'd better get out!"

After speaking, he pretended to be dejected and wanted to go out of the door, which was one of the punishments that Mr. Liu often punished him after he was obviously angry - to stand outside the door. Moreover, this is a special treatment that only Mingming can enjoy among all students.

"Stop!"

Teacher Liu, who already knows Ming Ming well, obviously did not be deceived by Ming Ming. From the snickering joy that appeared in his eyes the moment he turned around, he had a premonition of something.

"Where's your winter vacation homework? Hand it in? ”

Hearing this, he was immediately dumbfounded. Stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do. But apparently for this prickly student. Teacher Liu didn't mean to let him go.

"Didn't you hear? What about homework? Hand it in! ”

"Uh, that, this ......"

Obviously thinking about how to deal with the teacher in his heart, he looked at Teacher Liu with his eyes rolling. When I saw the teacher staring at me angrily. Quickly lower your head and try to think of a reasonable reason.

"You kid, I see what reason you can make up for me right now! Think slowly, continue to make up, and make it up. If there's something new, I'll consider giving you a light shot. ”

After speaking, Mr. Liu no longer paid attention to Ming Ming. Instead, he turned around and began to arrange the seats of the other students. Because the original design was small class size, this classroom can accommodate up to 20 people. There are just 10 children standing here now, so the seating is very good.

When everyone found their favorite position and sat down and stared at Ming Ming about to watch a good show, Ming Ming finally spoke.

"Teacher, I'll be honest, but you have to keep it a secret for me, you can't sue my father, and you can't sue anyone else."

Obviously a worried and a little scared made Teacher Liu and the whole class feel that something was wrong, when did this bold and naughty guy have such an expression?

"Well, let's talk about it, if you tell the truth, the teacher can agree to your conditions."

"That's right."

Ming Ming glanced at the teacher, and then lowered his head and whispered in a voice that seemed to be still trembling: "This morning, I met a robber on the way to school!" I was robbed by them! ”

Everyone in the classroom, including Teacher Liu, was shocked by Ming Ming's words! Rob! How is it possible, this is a mid-mountain village? No robber has the guts and abilities, right?

"Say! How did you get robbed, and what were you robbed? ”

Teacher Liu gritted his teeth and clenched his fists with both hands, almost unable to suppress his anger.

"It's nothing, it's nothing, they're fine, they didn't rob me of my money, they didn't beat me, they just robbed me of my vacation homework!"

As soon as the kid finished speaking, before Mr. Liu and his classmates could recover from the shock, they heard an angry shout from outside the door:

"Obviously!"

When I heard the voice outside the door, I trembled, as if I was afraid of the voice or the person who made it.

"Get out of here!"

At this time, Teacher Liu in the classroom also reacted, and looked out the door, the principal of the school, Ms. Wang Jing, was standing at the door with an angry face looking at Mingming.

"It's unlucky! My uncle is really, why do you have to find a principal to be his wife! The second uncle is right, it is the sorrow of the students to have relatives who are teachers, and if this teacher still teaches you, it will be a tragedy. But I have an aunt who is the principal, what is that? ”

"What are you muttering? Get out of here! ”

So on the first day of school, Principal Wang Jing, who had been firmly opposed to corporal punishment of children and had written no corporal punishment of children into the classroom rules, issued a principal's announcement to all teachers. Gao Ming is not among them.

Because of this incident, Gao Ming became famous in the school at once. At the same time, he is also famous for the classic sentence "I was robbed", as well as the glorious history of his angry teacher several times in the first grade.

"Isn't it? Is this kid such a dick? ”

Wang Yong's pupils dilated, and he had a hellish expression. He would never tell anyone that the reason he was looking for was to learn from himself and inspire him to come up with a "brilliant idea".

At this time, he could only pray in his heart that this bear child would be more determined and not betray his "master".

"Hehe, children, be naughty when you are a child, and you will only have success when you grow up. Obviously, this kid is the most optimistic of my life in the village, you can see how clever he is. You can even come up with such an idea! If you want me to say, you would never have thought of such a terrible reason when you were young. ”

Uncle looks very pleased, full of iron powder! Looking at him like that, he is probably really drunk!

However, Wang Yong is not interested in this now, and after repeated inducements and sure that Ming Ming did not betray himself, while putting his hanging heart back into his stomach, he also developed a strong curiosity about Ming Ming's feat at school.

"What did he do at school? Can the teachers of the school be so angry about violating the teacher's code they have jointly formulated to look at this kid differently? ”

Listening to Wang Yong's gloating question, Gao Feng rolled his eyes weakly. He glanced at his second brother who was out of tune very depressed, and said in his heart that you didn't have you to support him behind his back, and he had a bad idea? Otherwise, how dare he be so arrogant?

"Hehe, I've heard a few jokes about this. Speaking of which, this bastard is quite annoying. ”

Wang Yong's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly looked at his uncle. After that, the uncle smiled and leaned back and told Wang Yong a few strange things he had heard.

Once. The Chinese teacher, that is, the little Liu teacher, his homeroom teacher asked him to use a sentence to prove the anger when you can't find someone.

Xiao Ming: Bastard. Where the hell are you?

Teacher: Su zhì! No swearing!

Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you!

The teacher pointed to the door and roared: Get out!

Again, when Teacher Liu was busy with his own affairs and came to his class to inspect, he found that Mingming, Wang Chao, and Li Hua were standing at the door complaining to each other.

Seeing Teacher Liu coming, the three bear children immediately stood upright and made a good boy. However, they already know them very well, and Mr. Liu will not be deceived by their appearance.

Teacher: Tell me, what have you three done in class again, tell me honestly, if anyone dares to lie, you know the consequences.

Obviously, he stood up bravely at this time, and his voice was loud: pointing out the country, inspiring words, and dung was the marquis of ten thousand households back then.

Teacher: Speak human language.

Mingming: Fight the landlord.

The teacher's face was stunned, and then he shouted at the three bear children with an angry roar that could be heard by the whole school: Stand outside for a day.

The uncle said these two strange things that were obviously done, Wang Yong and his godmother laughed forward and backwards, and they couldn't help themselves, and their stomachs hurt when they laughed, and they still couldn't help but want to laugh.

Wenwen and Niuniu's two brothers, the little girl, looked at Wang Yong and his godmother's tears of laughter, and they were very puzzled. Is this that funny? In their eyes, it is clear that the elder brother is very powerful, and he is good to them.

The uncle seems to be very willing to share some interesting stories about Mingming's bear child with others, so he told everyone about a bastard story that he obviously did and made other teachers angry and cry.

It is said that when Ming Ming was in the second grade, the music teacher in the class was a female teacher who had just graduated from normal school. This female teacher is very beautiful and has a very gentle and generous personality, so the students like this teacher very much.

Every time she goes to class, all the children are very serious, including Mingming, who is watched by all the teachers.

It's just that unlike other students who are not good at expressing their inner feelings, they are obviously very willing to say what they think in their hearts.

Mingming: Teacher, I like you so much.

Teacher: I don't like children.

Mingming: I don't like children either, we don't want children.

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