Chapter 13 Application (Part II)
However, Lei Jian had just taken two steps when he heard Yan Di shout "narcissist" in English dissatisfiedly.
Lei Jian knew that this was Yan Di testing his English level, and couldn't help but walk back, repeating Yan Di's words just now in British English, American English, Australian and South African English respectively, and then looked at her surprised expression and said, "Beauty, your pronunciation is really inaccurate." ”
After Lei Blade went upstairs, Yan Di realized that he had been severely humiliated by that guy just now, so he stomped his feet angrily and scolded fiercely: "What's the great thing about knowing how many English, your pronunciation is not accurate, and your whole family's pronunciation is not accurate." ”
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Thunderblade walked to the second floor and found Office 206 not far from the staircase.
Human Resources Department (1) - Lei Blade looked at the sign above, knocked on the door gently, and after getting the answer of "please enter", Lei Blade picked up his resume and walked in.
There were two people, a man and a woman, sitting in the huge office, they were chatting enthusiastically and setting up the idle dragon gate array, when they saw Thunder Blade walking in, they hurriedly put away their smiles and asked Thunder Blade, "What's the matter with you?" ”
Lei Jian walked over and put his resume on the desk in front of the two of them, and replied lightly, "The front desk lady asked me to hand in my resume here." ”
"Your name is Thunderblade?" The man asked in surprise when he saw the name on his resume.
Lei Blade shrugged helplessly, and said lightly: "The old man changed his name, and I can't help it." ”
The woman next to her nodded and said softly, "Since you are here for an interview, then please sit on the chair behind you." ”
Lei Blade sat down according to the woman's instructions, thinking that the security interview would not be as complicated as other positions, and he could be hired after submitting his resume, but he didn't expect to have to pass this level!
"Let's start the interview!" The woman raised her gaze from Thunder Blade's resume, looked at Thunder Blade and asked, "You came to our Cloud Shadow Company for an interview, first of all, thank you for your choice, and then I want to ask, how much do you know about our company, why did you choose our company?" ”
"Except for Zhilu Dao, this company is engaged in real estate, I don't know anything else, I just came to apply for the job because I think the salary here is high and the threshold is low." As soon as Thunder Blade said this, a wry smile suddenly flashed on the woman's face, and the man next to her shook his head with disdain.
Without waiting for them to speak, Thunderblade continued: "Two, I'm just here to apply for security, not for any supervisor. Things like corporate culture have nothing to do with the security industry, don't you think that this kind of advanced thing is completely like playing the piano to a cow for a security guard? Also, I don't want to lie to you. ”
The words were not coarse, and after listening to Thunder Blade's words, the woman couldn't help but nod, and continued to ask: "Okay, let's move on to the next topic." How do you want to impress us to hire you? ”
"I can't make any other commitments than I can promise that I will do my essential work." Thunder Blade said lightly, he wants this job, but he will not blindly make promises for this job, even if such promises may never be fulfilled.
The woman glanced at Thunder Blade noncommittally, and pulled the topic to Thunder Blade's resume: "At the end of the day, I still want to exchange your resume with you." For your resume, I would like to know what is empty about your academic qualifications and work experience? ”
"Since I was self-taught since I was a child, I never went to school, so I couldn't fill in the exact academic qualifications." Thunderblade paused, then continued, "As for the work experience, it is because I just returned to China not long ago, and I haven't had a formal job yet. ”
Speaking of this, Thunder Blade couldn't help but secretly say: "Except for the arms business in Africa. ”
After listening to Thunderblade's words, the woman bowed her head and consulted with the man next to her. Although the sound was not loud, it was still heard clearly by the thunder blade of the ear.
"What do you think of this person?" The woman asked.
"It's very draggy, he doesn't deserve a company as big as ours at all." The man denied.
The woman didn't seem to agree with the man's decision, and said softly: "However, the company has had several safety accidents recently, and the company's original security guards have been dismissed, and we must add new security guards as soon as possible." I think he is young and strong, and he should be a good security guard. We'll try him for three months. ”
The woman and the man exchanged for a while, then looked up at Thunderblade and shouted, "Congratulations, you've been admitted." According to the recruitment announcement we posted, your salary is 2,500 months, and the company will help you pay various insurance funds every month. If you do a good job, the company will also give you some additional rewards. What are you willing to do? ”
That's it? Thunderblade heard the woman's words and nodded slightly.
"Then you go to the office next door and sign the contract. The internship lasts for three months, and you can only receive 60% of your salary during the three-month internship period. After three months, the company will look at your final performance and decide whether to sign a formal contract with you and pay you the rest of your salary. The man said lightly.
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Thunderblade came out after completing all the formalities, and it was almost time to get off work.
Yan Di, who was packing up his things and preparing to get off work, suddenly saw the thunder blade coming down, and immediately grimaced at him, and said with a smug smile: "It's really a bodhisattva blessing, I finally don't have to feel sick because I see something in the future." ”
Lei Jian knew that this chick was talking about herself, and couldn't help but raise the contract in her hand, pretending to be helpless and said: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you again, I've signed the contract and I'm going to work tomorrow." ”
Yan Di looked at the employment contract in his hand in disbelief, and muttered unwillingly: "Yours is just a temporary contract, and if you don't perform well in these three months, you will be fired." ”
When Yan Di said this, his eyes rolled twice in his eyes, the corners of his mouth hooked up a sly smile, and he suddenly said softly: "You will come to work tomorrow, so we are colleagues now?" ”
Lei Jian looked at Yan Di, whose temperament had changed greatly, and left an extra god in his heart.
"Hello, let me officially introduce you again, my name is Yan Di, her name is Xu Yang, and the beauty who gave you the resume form is called Hou Yi. Plus, I'll tell you a valuable secret: all three of us are single. Yan Di squinted his eyes, revealing an innocent smile, if it weren't for the fact that Thunder Blade had seen her rude appearance in the afternoon, he really thought she was a gentle girl.
"Hello three beauties, I'll also tell you a secret, I'm also single now." Thunderblade smiled and said hello.
"That's a coincidence." Yan Di smiled implicitly and continued to say to Thunder Blade, "Thunder Blade, no matter what, you can find a job in the afternoon, and our Hou Da Beauty can also be regarded as contributing, shouldn't you say that you will invite her to a meal?" ”
The fox's tail was finally revealed, Lei Jian looked at the chick in front of him, it was really hard to refuse, and he couldn't help but look at Hou Yi on the side.
Hou Yi glared at Yan Di, and smiled embarrassedly at Lei Blade: "Don't listen to Yan Di's nonsense, it is entirely your talent that has been recognized by the company to find a job, I didn't help much, I just did the work I had to do, so you don't need to invite me to dinner." ”
As soon as Hou Yi's words were finished, Yan Di on the side hurriedly rushed to the front of Thunder Blade's mouth and shouted: "Thunder Blade, Hou Yi means that you don't need to invite her to dinner alone, if you want to invite, invite the three of us." Hou Yi is a shy person, so she is naturally embarrassed to go to dinner with you alone. Xu Yang, am I right? ”
Xu Yang saw Yan Di blinking at him, so he had no choice but to respond: "That's what it means." ”
"Look, I didn't lie to you." Yan Di smiled proudly, "There have always been a lot of people who invite us to dinner, Lei Blade, do you want to grasp this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?" ”
In the face of the three girls, Lei Jian was really hard to refuse, touched the wallet that was not very bulging, and couldn't care about the bleeding, nodded and responded: "The three beauties give me face like this, of course I want to invite it." However, I'm not a big deal, and I can't afford to eat a restaurant that's too expensive. Although it was very faceless to say this, in order to avoid the embarrassment of having no money to pay the bill, Thunder Blade still took a preventive shot first.
"Stingy!" Yan Di snorted dissatisfiedly, but thinking that he could take the opportunity to slaughter the Thunder Blade, he still readily agreed, "No problem, as long as it's not a food stall on the side of the road." ”
Thunder Blade walked with the three girls and immediately attracted countless envious glances, causing Yan Di to say proudly: "Our three big beauties give you a long face, don't you feel very comfortable?" ”
Thunderblade pretended not to hear it, and said lightly, "Wait, I'll go and get my car first." ”
"Do you have a car?" Yan Di opened his mouth wide in surprise, and he couldn't close it for a long time, and Hou Yi and Xu Yang on the side were also surprised when they heard that Thunder Blade had a car.
"Borrowed!" Thunderblade threw down two words and walked away.
"Yan Di, isn't that guy really pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? From the beginning, I thought he was quite stylish, not like he was a security guard. Xu Yang whispered to Yan Di, "You have to seize the opportunity." ”
Yan Di cried and said depressedly, "Don't you see that he has a good impression of me? I'm afraid I don't have a chance. After a pause, he suddenly turned to Hou Yi and said, "However, he seems to be good to Hou Yi." Hou Yi, you have to seize the opportunity, you can't see the golden beetle son-in-law slip away from under our noses. ”
Hou Yi rolled his eyes angrily, and said unhappily: "Yan Di, didn't you hear him say, the car was not his, was he borrowed it?" ”
"Humph! I borrowed it, why didn't anyone borrow me a car to drive! Hou Yi, that guy is clearly lying, you actually believe it. When Yan Di said this, he suddenly saw Thunder Blade pushing a car over, and it took him a long time to come to his senses, pointing to the bicycle path, "Thunder Blade, this is the car you told this girl?" ”