After Chen Xiaoyun had a car accident, Bai Yue put down his work and asked the leader for leave, and then took a train back to Yuzhou overnight. When he arrived at the hospital where his wife was treated in the middle of the night, he saw a teenager with a schoolbag fiddling with the mutilated Ultraman model in his hand in the empty communication hall, his eyes distracted, as if covered with a layer of gray glass. That is Bai Yutong, who has been in the hospital for half a day.

At that time, Bai Yutong was taking music lessons, and the music teacher's surname was Tang, who was a very beautiful literary young woman, and the most important thing was that she was also a short-haired glasses lady who loved to laugh very much - Bai Yutong liked glasses girls, so he also liked music lessons.

That class taught a children's song, "Little Boy".

In the simple music classroom, Teacher Tang lowered her head and played the heavy white grand piano, and her short dyed green vine-colored hair covered the shallow smile at the corner of her mouth...... The female classmates all hope that they can become a lady like Mr. Tang when they grow up, and the male classmates like that they can marry a lady like Mr. Tang when they grow up.

Time, memory, thoughts...... All of them are young, everything seems to be full of hope, opportunities are anxiously waiting ahead, and the future only belongs to us!

Next to Bai Yutong sat the "spiritual mentor" Zhao Lintan, the two of them held hands, humming simple songs in unison, and their voices were immature and rough.

A little teenager with little trouble

Look at the sun all around

A little teenager with little trouble

I hope it's always good

Year by year

The little boy was tall in the blink of an eye

As the years go from small to large

His troubles increased

......

He hadn't been so hesitant since he moved.

Bai Yue felt very sorry for his son, he and Chen Xiaoyun worked so diligently, in the final analysis, it was all for this family...... In fact, they also know that they have neglected their son's feelings too much, but they can't help it - the days are so long, they have to make more preparations for the future, who can guarantee that they will be able to smooth sailing.

"Dad, the nurse sister said that mom left ......"

"I know son, are you afraid?"

"Will you find me a beautiful stepmother, Daddy?"

"Of course not, stinky boy!"

"Then I'm not afraid. ”

Regarding his mother's car accident, Bai Yutong didn't say anything to anyone. He was still giggling in the class all day long, and he looked very brainless...... But for the boy, the autumn of that year was particularly bleak.

Bai Yutong unbuttoned the apron on his body and hung it on the back of the chair on the side, he looked at the table of vegetarian dishes, and then said cautiously to Zhao Lintan, "Old Zhao, I remember that you are ...... Vegetarian, right?"

Zhao Lintan glanced at him angrily, "How can you put the responsibility for not being able to cook meat dishes on the reason why I am a vegetarian? Also, I am a carnivore! Which writer have you ever seen who likes to be a vegetarian? If a writer likes to be a vegetarian, then there are only four reasons -- one is that he is born to be a vegetarian; second, he is so poor that he can only be a vegetarian; third, his spouse can only cook vegetarian dishes; and fourth, he can only write meat jokes!"

Pierced the lie by him at a glance, Bai Yutong touched the back of his head with some embarrassment, "Hehehe, you actually saw it...... However, I know the first three, and what the hell is the last one?

Zhao Lintan snapped his fingers, "When I got to the point, the meat joke is also called the yellow joke, it's that kind of lustful joke...... As an excellent male animal, if you don't know one or two good meat jokes, you can't hold your head up in front of the same sex. ”

"Why?" Bai Yutong chuckled in his heart, and he couldn't help but think of his former good neighbor, Wang Caixia.

She posted her news in the space not long ago: I have now become a girl who can listen to meat jokes with a cheeky face, but if I can, I still want to wear a white dress to show you...... This post is accompanied by a picture of a white-haired mermaid floating out of the sea to watch the sunset, with a head ring woven of green seaweed on her head, which looks a little beautiful and dreamy.

Bai Yutong realized that what Zhao Lintan was going to talk about next might be related to Wang Caixia's news to some extent, so he pricked up his ears and put on an expression of listening carefully.

Zhao Lintan said, "In a sense, meat jokes can also be regarded as a way to promote emotional communication between people of the opposite sex, but meat jokes are closer to flirting to a certain extent." If a boy often tells a girl a joke, then the girl will have that kind of psychological dependence and fantasy about the boy...... Of course, you can also understand it as a long-term relationship. ”

Bai Yutong was half-aware when he heard this, and he looked at Zhao Lintan blankly, like a baboon staring at the banana in the passenger's hand.

"This long-lasting love...... Is that the long-lasting love I wanted?"

"How do I know which long-term love is in your head?"

Zhao Lintan saw that he hadn't fully comprehended, so he coughed twice and cleared his throat, "Then I'll give you an example, now you are the boy who tells meat jokes, and that girl, you can imagine her as ...... Chen Yu is okay. When you tell Chen Yu a meat joke, Chen Yu is more likely to associate the characters and things in the joke with you, let me ask you what is the essence of meat jokes?

"Yes...... Joke?" Bai Yutong replied tremblingly.

"Please sit down, comrade representative of the language class. Zhao Lintan admired Bai Yutong's brain, "That's right, the essence of meat jokes is still jokes, and jokes are jokes that make people happy." When your meat joke makes Chen Yu feel funny, then congratulations - as a male, you successfully flirted with her!"

Bai Yutong was dumbfounded when he heard this, he was wondering why this guy didn't go to be a lecturer? Although his explanation was completely unfounded, it was unexpectedly convincing.

Zhao Lintan was very satisfied with Bai Yutong's admiring performance at this time, he licked his lips and said with relish, "...... Whenever you tell Chen Yu a meat joke, she will subconsciously regard this behavior as flirting with herself. And at this time, a reserved girl like her will feel extremely shy inside - because you are the object of her sexual fantasies, it is natural that she will inevitably have feelings for you, and this is ...... It's been a long time!"

Before Bai Yutong had time to applaud, Zhao Lintan continued, "Listen to me, brother, it is a man's nature to pursue women, and meat jokes are one of the means that men use to pursue women." The more you have the means, the more you will be sought after by women, and the more friends you will have of the opposite sex - it's like a capable male monkey can possess a group of beautiful female monkeys......"

“...... It is a man's instinct to deal with women, and meat jokes are one of them, so you must always prepare a few meat jokes in your mouth, little brother!" Zhao Lintan said earnestly.

Bai Yutong nodded heavily, there are many reserves of meat jokes on the Internet - he has seen it, and when the time comes, he can extract a few popular spots and put them in the space in case of emergency.

"This week's Sunday night graduation party...... Are you going to go?" Zhao Lintan asked without a match.

"What about you?" Bai Yutong didn't answer directly.

This topic is very heavy for the two of them, as if their previous conversations were all foreshadowing, and the latter is the main course.

"Of course I'm going, I'm the host, I can be late, but I can't be absent!"

"That'...... Just go. Bai Yutong's words sounded like a compromise.

Sunday at 6 p.m., Dragon Palace Hot Spring Hotel, Banquet Hall on the 16th floor of Building A.

In the bright hall, a Dutch band hired by a high salary plays elegant classical music with a pleasant melody.

The male compatriots were all wearing black or white shirts and suits, and the female compatriots were wearing a variety of evening dresses, and a considerable part of the clothes they wore were provided by Long Xueyang's father - everyone was still a junior high school student, and there were not many opportunities to participate in such a grand and formal banquet, so they were not prepared for this.

In the center of the ballroom was a makeshift stage on which several staff members were adjusting equipment, and among them was a cowering young man who looked like a girl about to be married.

Bai Yutong let out a strange laugh in the audience, he thought to himself: Zhao Lintan, this guy looks quite energetic tonight!

Zhao Lintan, who looked like a dog on the stage, looked up inadvertently, and happened to see Bai Yutong standing smirking not far away, so he made an ugly grimace at him.

What a fool, they thought.

At this time, discordant voices sounded, one after another, like stinky tofu produced by an assembly line.

"Hey, look at you, isn't that Bai Yutong? Why is he here too?"

"Damn! That guy still has the face to come to the graduation party? It's so thick-skinned, I can't believe that he and I will be classmates in the same class. ”

"Shhh......h

"What are you afraid of? He's just a fox and a fake tiger, if it weren't for Lao Zhao and Long Xueyang's faces, I would have repaired him for Li Xuguang a long time ago!"

"Hehe, he just doesn't need to repair, he will only pretend to be pitiful all day long, and put on a little white rabbit appearance, it's really disgusting to me!"

"Isn't it just a dead pervert who likes glasses? What is the value of education? The most unaccustomed thing is this kind of villain! Why doesn't he die......

"Hahahaha, it's indeed a dead pervert!"

The tone of their conversation is lighthearted, reminiscent of an old cowboy teasing a waitress pouring coffee.

After hearing their conversation, Bai Yutong's face turned ugly, but he didn't clench his fists to seek justice, but just lowered his head and poured a sour juice into his mouth.

Several people watched Bai Yutong clumsily disguise his movements, and smiled triumphantly.

"Look, I told you, right? He's really cowardly!"

"He didn't even dare to look at us!"

"Hahahaha......"

At this time, someone shouted, "Eh, don't say it, Long Xueyang is here......"

In the distance, a girl in a purple evening dress walked slowly. Seeing her, the few people chatting immediately restrained the disgusted expressions on their faces, and then greeted her with a smile.

The girl smiled politely at them, "Zhou Jingsong, what were you talking about just now!"

Zhang Yucai replied first, "Of course I'm discussing which girl has the thickest makeup tonight! You say yes?" After speaking, he poked Zhou Jingsong next to him with his elbow.

Zhou Jingsong's reaction was half a beat slower, "Oh oh oh, yes, yes, that's right!"

At this point, laid-back classical music is seamlessly transitioned into soothing light music by an experienced Dutch band. All the people who came to the banquet fell silent in unison, and then looked at the grand stage in the center of the hall,

There are two hosts on the stage, a man and a woman, the man is Zhao Lintan in a black suit, and the woman is Chen Yu in a gold gauze evening dress. Both of them look good, comparable to weasels who have stolen chickens.

Chen Yu looked at the entry in his hand, then raised the wireless microphone and said with a smile, "In the autumn of three years ago, we met by fate and formed a harmonious family here, regardless of each other......"

At this time, Zhao Lintan picked up the microphone, "Looking back at the past, the three years of time are like flowing water infiltrating our dry hearts, flowers blooming and falling, and dust is dusty......"

"In this hot summer, we will wave our hands and disperse, but we will never part, because dispersion is the beginning of reunion......"

"Here, I solemnly announce that the graduation party of the third and fifth classes of junior high school is now officially started!"

At that moment, everyone present was excited, everyone was carnivaling and celebrating, just like a group of scientific and technological research and development teams that have made major breakthroughs.

Although the graduation party initiated by Long Xueyang's father was very formal, most of the activities and games planned by the students were very improper, and everyone was crazy, like a group of dancing fools...... When you are tired of playing, you line up to eat, and the table is full of pastries, desserts, barbecue, seafood, tea, ice wine, juice...... The whole nine yards.

Bai Yutong had no intention of participating in the event at all, and all kinds of meat were piled up on his plate into a small mountain, which he had prepared before the party began—in fact, it was all his small peasant mentality. In his eyes, these exquisite foods are expensive, and what you eat is what you earn, and you can earn more by eating more. He also had a lot of expensive nuts and peanuts stuffed into the pockets of his suit, which he planned to bring back and eat slowly......

The party had been going on for two hours before you knew it, and there was no shortage of boys who had the courage to confess to the girls, some of whom succeeded, some of whom failed...... At the end of the event, all the students jumped onto the brightly lit dance floor, some were dancing elegant ballet, some were dancing tango, some were dancing beautiful waltzes, and some were dancing radio gymnastics...... Only a few people sat quietly in the corner, silent. Either they're tired of playing, or they're eating and drinking on the grounds that they're growing up

Bai Yutong was the latter, and he looked at this group of dancing fools with no taste, as if he was watching a group of dancing orangutans...... He was chewing a stick of celery in his mouth, and his face was as expressionless as a rabbit chewing a carrot.

The senior band from the Netherlands had already retreated from the hall half an hour earlier, because they still had to catch the plane to Russia at four o'clock tomorrow morning.

Now in charge of the music section is Chen Yu's sister Chen Juan, whose ambition is to work as a waitress in a bar, and she is recently studying the "How to Be a Qualified DJ for Dummies" online, which should be regarded as the most correct attitude in the field of learning in her history.

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