It is said that three women are a good show. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, a funny woman and a sassy man can also play a good scene, a lively scene, and a super invincible chest battle scene.

The show is staged.

on the bus.

Xiao Fan had a flash of inspiration.

"Husband, I forgive you, but ...... You can't peek at the neighbor's little girl taking a bath, and you can't peep at a female colleague changing clothes, otherwise I will ignore you for the rest of my life. ”

As soon as Xiao Fan said this, the kind translator was shocked.

What-

And so it turned out!

Just now they thought that this man was just looking at the beautiful women on the side of the road, or chatting with beautiful colleagues or something, it turned out that he actually went to watch the little girl in the neighbor's house take a bath, and also peeped at the female colleague changing clothes, despicable-

This man is despicable!

It's not too much to call him a pervert.

So, the kind translator translated Xiaofan's words to the big guys, and after listening to it, the big guys were shocked and surprised by the same expressions as the translator.

The big guys looked at this handsome young man in disbelief, he actually peeked at the neighbor's little girl taking a bath, and watched the female colleague change clothes, I'm so sorry for this handsome skin!

The big guy's expression changed from sympathy just now to disgust, and he looked at Gu Ershao.

Gu Shaodong wanted to cry without tears, the little explosives bag was really poisonous, he called her wife a few times, she actually said that he was so perverted, it was a shame!

An inspiration strikes.

Immediately returned to a very innocent expression.

"Wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have peeked at the neighbor's girl taking a shower! But...... But you misunderstood me, I saw that the little girl in the neighborhood took a bath because she wanted to learn how to bathe the child, after all, we will have children in the future, do I always have to learn to take care of the children! Like how to bathe your child and so on! Gu Shaodong explained to the translator aggrievedly, I hope this man will continue to help him translate, so as not to misunderstand him!

Sure enough, when the kind translator saw Gu Shaodong looking at him innocently, he asked curiously, "May I ask how old is that little girl from your neighbor's family this year?" ”

"Eight months." Gu Shaodong said very calmly.

The translator was shocked again, it turned out that his little girl was only eight months old, she was still a baby, and he peeked at other people's baths to learn how to take care of children in the future, this is not illegal, this is still a positive and good man, in order to help his wife take care of the children in the future, it is rare for him to have this heart.

The translator didn't pay attention to Gu Shaodong anymore, and began to explain in the crowd, and everyone understood under his explanation, it turned out that he peeked at other people's little girls taking a bath in order to learn how to bathe their children in the future, this is a good man.

Gu Shaodong's heart rose proudly, but his face was very innocent and sad, it seemed that no one understood him, no one understood him, no one understood him, and his wife was angry with him for this!

Everyone looks at him and sympathizes with him, this man is really good, however, this woman is too cautious, and her husband is jealous and angry when he sees an eight-month-old baby taking a shower, it's too undeserved!

"Girl, your husband loves you very much, otherwise he wouldn't have secretly gone to see how people bathe the baby. He did it to help you take care of the children in the future, don't blame him. A woman said to Xiao Fan in English.

was said so, and said that the child, Xiaofan felt ugly, she was still so young, there were so many people here, this dead man actually called her wife, she was already embarrassed, and now she was beaten back by this Gu Ershao, she was anxious, but embarrassed.

"Yes, a hundred years can be repaired in the same boat, and a thousand years can be repaired in the upper and lower bunks." A handsome guy who is very avant-garde said in English.

Xiao Fan was speechless, this man actually dared to say an ancient Chinese language in front of her, and he said it wrong!

People are: a hundred years of repair to cross the same boat, a thousand years of repair to sleep together. He is good, and it has become: a hundred years of repairing the same boat, and a thousand years of repairing the upper and lower bunks!

Speechless!

"Yes, after all, a husband and wife are 100 days a day, and the little couple quarrels at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. I can see that this young man loves you very much, girl, don't be too willful, it's not good to do this! ”

Xiao Fan's face was red and his neck was thick, looking at this group of people!

What kind of people are they!

Who is husband and wife with this bastard man, who quarrels with him at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!

Bastard man relied on so many people to get her cheap.

Xiao Fan was speechless with anger!

"Girl, forgive your husband, it's not easy for him, you have to let you everywhere, don't go too far!" An Indian man said in English, with a very unaccustomed attitude, as if Xiao Fan should not be angry, as if the man said and did everything right, but no one believed her words!

I'm mad at her!

I had no choice but to endure it, who told these people to believe in this dead man!

Most of the people in the car said good things for Gu Shaodong, which made her very embarrassed, when was she so embarrassed, she didn't expect to be planted in the hands of this bastard man, or in front of so many people, no, she had to find a way to get back a game, she couldn't cheapen this person.

"Well, I forgive you. However, my husband ...... Will I have children? Have you forgotten that you are sexually impotent! I've been married for two years, and you haven't lifted it once, and I don't blame you. Xiao Fan affectionately grabbed Gu Shaodong's hand and said softly.

Gu Shaodong was completely thundered, this woman didn't speak if she didn't speak, and she almost thundered him to death when she spoke!

Sexual impotence?!

I haven't lifted it once in two years of marriage!

Rely on - the master lifts it every day, but he can't take it out to show others, this kind of thing wants to prove his innocence and is also helpless!

He not only lifted it, but also lifted it very punctually, twelve o'clock.

A dead woman dares to charge him with hurting a man's self-esteem like this, and he can be killed but not humiliated!

However, just when Gu Ershao's big eyes were staring at him, (the big eyes were naturally him, the small eyes were naturally Xiao Fan, and Xiao Fan was the standard Danfeng eyes, so they were much smaller than his double eyelids and big eyes.) ）

When the translator heard Xiao Fan say this, he was shocked and almost sat on the ground, what?

Sexual impotence?

This strong young man is actually sexually impotent, it turns out that such a good figure is just good-looking, but it can't be used, no wonder her wife hates him so much, from beginning to end this woman has never given her husband a good face, it turns out that it is because of this.

If there is a man who is married and has not touched his wife for two years, this woman is also pitiful, and she has been widowed for two years! Not easy.

Although he sympathized with this man, he was still forced to say what this woman had just said under the curiosity of those onlookers?

He translated Xiao Fan's words to them as they were, and everyone was shocked by Xiao Fan's words again, it turns out that there are so many insiders.

This handsome young man is actually a useless man!

Gu Shaodong saw that the big guys were looking at him with this kind of eyes, and knew that everyone believed the words of the little explosive bag.

These people actually believe that he is strong and incompetent, and these people really believe that he has not lifted for two years!

So, he replied to those people in fluent English, saying that her wife deliberately said angry words, but in fact, their relationship is good, so he doesn't have that kind of disease!

When they heard it, they didn't know who to believe.

In order to prove that he didn't panic, Xiao Fan let it go.

She approached Gu Shaodong, grabbed his arm affectionately, and said very shyly: "Husband, I won't dislike you, although I'm still a virgin, but there's nothing bad about it, no matter what, I'm your wife, and I won't change." ”

After Xiao Fan finished speaking, the few Indians who could understand English were once again thundered by her.

They are husband and wife, and her wife is really a virgin?

Oh, my God! Although this woman is a little willful, it is indeed cruel to be still a virgin after two years of marriage!

Gu Shaodong only felt that his face was full of black lines, he was finished, even if he had a mouth full of mouth now, he couldn't tell clearly, he had ironclad evidence of sexual impotence, and the little dynamite bag was a virgin This is a fact!

He can't show his body to others to prove that he's not sexually impotent. He can't say that the little dynamite bag is not a virgin, and the moment he heard the little dynamite bag say that he is a virgin, he still has a little joy in his heart, after all, he has not been a virgin for many years, and the little dynamite bag is still young, I hope she will be a virgin for a few more years!

There are not many virgins among the girls now, if you want to find a virgin as a wife, it is estimated that you have to go to the kindergarten to order a doll to kiss, otherwise the current little girl will steal the forbidden fruit early and bid farewell to the virgin status!

However, men are not much better, so he has not been a virgin for many years, and he is still quite happy to hear the little dynamite bag say this.

Xiao Fan thought Gu Shaodong was overstimulated?

After hearing her say this, she would laugh stupidly!

They all say that they cry with joy, but do they still laugh when they are hurt? Because he was so sad, he didn't cry, but laughed instead, could he be in this state now?

Xiao Fan was furious with a smile on his face.

Why do you want to do when the dead man is smiling so ****? Could it be that you want to ......

At this moment, a lot of passengers came up on the car, people next to each other, some of them got off the bus, some got on the bus, and they all put the topic of Gu Shaodong and Xiaofan aside, those who didn't get off the car would also look at Gu Shaodong from time to time, they were very puzzled, such a strong man, such a handsome man would not lift, sexually impotent!

What a pity!

Such a handsome guy, anyone who sees it is excited, originally at first they thought that this short woman was not worthy of this handsome guy, but now that I think about it, it is still this woman who suffers, and it is not easy to be married but to be widowed!

Gu Shaodong also noticed that someone was pointing and whispering behind his back, probably studying why he was sexually impotent!

Forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to these people, there are too many people in the car, so take care of the small explosive bag, she's such a short person, I'm really worried about being squeezed flat!

Fortunately, his tall body protected her, otherwise it is estimated that in this car, only the hands of the small explosive bag can be seen grasping the handrail of the car, and no one can be seen, and it will be buried in the sea of people.

Xiao Fan saw that there were more and more people in the car, even if he wanted to get out of the car now, he couldn't squeeze in, there were too many people, and he couldn't move around at all!

I had no choice but to go to the next stop, and someone would definitely get off the bus later, and she could go down with the moving crowd.

Feeling that Gu Shaodong was standing behind her, and his body was still very close, helpless, now that the car was full of people next to each other, he shouldn't have deliberately been next to her, they were mortal enemies, mortal enemies, so I felt much better when I thought about it.

As the car shook, Xiao Fan's body and arms could not help shaking, and occasionally ran into Gu Shaodong behind her, but she now regarded this man as an enemy, so she only hated in her heart, nothing else!

However, Gu Shaodong behind him is different, he is a man, a normal man, in this small space, the gap between the small explosive bag and his body is getting smaller and smaller, especially the faint fragrance of women wafts to his nose for a while, mixed with the wonderful virgin smell, very fragrant, this feeling is very good, it makes his body very comfortable, and his heart can't help but ripple, and there is a reaction unconsciously below...... (To be continued.) )