Chapter 333: Qing Bu and Da Lao Bian

Throwing down Dawei to the side to find his daughter-in-law to cry about his grievances, Wang Yong turned around and looked at the fat man's huge figure, and pedaled the four-wheeled environmentally friendly non-powered car.

Under the constant urging of Yuanyuan and Wenwen, who were sitting in the back seat, they were already sweating like rain at this time.

With the fat man's size, he should really be allowed to drive more of these four-wheeled environmentally friendly non-powered cars. It's just that this guy didn't learn from Wang Yong, and this lazy and slippery guy is blue and blue.

Just look at his huge figure of two hundred and sixty pounds, not to mention walking and cycling, in addition to going up and down the stairs, even walking a step is tired of the master, if you want him to exercise, it is even more difficult!

It used to be better, his size, he couldn't sit in an ordinary car, he could only sit in a relatively spacious pickup truck or van.

The comfort of these cars is not very good, and it can't compare with those high-end cars. So at that time, this person was quite reliable, and he knew how to go shopping with his daughter-in-law, yo-yo or something.

But since Wang Yong got that big Ford pickup, this kid has completely degenerated. That's really delicious as dumplings, and it's better to lie down than to sit.

Even Xiao Qiao has sued Wang Yong several times, saying that the fat man is too lazy to be normal now. She wanted the fat man to accompany her out for a yo-yo, but this guy agreed very well, and immediately got into the car and didn't come out when he got downstairs.

The angry little Qiao turned his head and left, ignoring the fat man who was driving behind him. That's it, before she put it aside, the fat man had already been numb, and he must have to get out of the car and apologize, thinking of coaxing her to be happy.

What now. probably felt that he had given birth to this child, he had a son, and Xiao Qiao's status was no longer important.

This kid has been driving all the way to follow Xiao Qiao outside for more than half an hour, and finally returned home without getting out of the car.

At that time, Wang Yong couldn't cry or laugh when he heard Xiao Qiao's complaints, but he didn't expect the fat man to be so weird! In order to teach the fat man a lesson, Wang Yong rolled his eyes and gave Xiao Qiao a move.

The next night, Xiao Qiao took the fat man out for a walk again, but the fat man was estimated to repeat it again. This time, Xiao Qiao didn't get angry on the spot, and turned around and went home without saying a word.

And then. Then the fat man slept in the living room for the night. Wait until after dawn. After the fat man went to work with a tired face, Xiao Qiao simply hugged the child and went downstairs.

When the fat man came back from work at noon, he didn't see his daughter-in-law at home, and when he called, it turned out to be turned off? The fat man hurriedly called all over the world to find it. As a result, the parents there. Mother-in-law's mother's house. A few friends and school colleagues said no, and then the fat man panicked.

Finally, when the fat people are desperate. Wang Yong called, the fat man walked all the way for more than an hour, tired and sweaty came to Wang Yong's house, and finally saw the daughter-in-law who was playing with her son with her godmother after eating and drinking!

Looking at the fat man who was sweating profusely and pedaling the four-wheeled bicycle hard, Wang Yong shook his head, ignored the crazy two, one big and one small three, walked straight to the walnut tree, picked up the big pole and continued to hit walnuts.

This tree is not beaten because of the fat man's previous inadequacy, and there are still a lot of walnuts that have not been beaten, and if you don't work harder, you will definitely not be able to finish beating before lunch.

However, Wang Yong had just hit three strokes before he heard Dawei shouting excitedly:

"Look, I've got a big boss."

Wang Yong shook his head with a wry smile, put down the big pole he was holding high in his hand, and turned around to look over.

I saw Dawei holding a big old man who was almost the length of an adult's slap in his hand, and he was happily showing off with Yuanyuan and Wenwen, two guys who didn't know anything.

Although the big old flat is originally bigger than the grasshopper, it is still very rare to think that the big old flat is so big.

There are so many natural predators of this thing, sparrows, magpies, ducks, geese, even chickens can easily treat them as a delicacy, and even some ferocious fish eat this thing.

In addition, the lifespan of these things is very short, and the longest will not survive the autumn. There's an old saying that grasshoppers can't stumble for a few days after autumn.

Therefore, few old flats and grasshoppers can grow so big, and if they can be five or six centimeters, they are considered big. The big one that David caught today is really not easy to see.

In some places, both Lao Bian and grasshoppers are called locusts. But in the middle of the village, Lao Bian is Lao Bian, grasshopper is grasshopper, generally speaking, grasshoppers are smaller, more clever, and their wing development is much better than Lao Bian, so they fly farther than Lao Bian.

Lao Bian is generally larger, with a very long pointed head, three pairs of legs, and the last pair is obviously thicker than the first two pairs, which is similar to that of grasshoppers.

In fact, it is very easy to distinguish between grasshoppers and grasshoppers, because the two appearances are too different, the most obvious is that the head of the grasshopper is pointy, and the head of the grasshopper is flat. So Lao Bian also has a scientific name called Grasshopper.

Almost everyone can see at a glance that the difference between these two things is not the same thing at all.

This thing can also be used as medicine, and it is said to be very effective in treating coughs, chilblains, etc. It's just that it's all said that Wang Yong has never seen anyone treat Lao Bian when he is so old.

Compared with Lao Bian, grasshoppers are more familiar to people. Because it's edible, and it's said to taste good.

However, Wang Yong must disagree, because when they were children, they did not destroy this thing. I don't know if it's because of the craftsmanship or whatever, anyway, no one likes to eat this.

It's easy to find these little things by getting a dog's tail grass and finding a random place with grass or in your home garden. It's just that if you want to catch them, it's up to you to see if you're fast!

In Wang Yong's own experience, once you see that the preparation target is to quietly approach a distance of about one meter, you have to prepare to start. Because if you get closer, you can easily be spotted and scare away the very sensitive grasshoppers.

In addition, the best time to catch grasshoppers is in the morning, because in the morning, grasshoppers' wings are wet with dew, and their jumping and flying ability is much worse. It's easy to catch them.

Once the grasshopper is stunned, the dog's tail grass is passed under a piece of carapace on the grasshopper's neck. In this way, no matter how powerful the grasshopper is, it will not be able to escape.

When I was a child, the grasshoppers I caught, in addition to a group of mischievous fires to eat, were taken home to feed chickens and ducks. This is an absolutely good feed, chickens and ducks eat it, and it is said that they can lay more eggs.

At that time, the adults in the family often used this reason to coax the children to catch grasshoppers. But how can the children have that leisure, they can't do much effort. The brigadier general's instructions ran to the back of his mind.

"Cut. What's there? Isn't it just a big old flat? What's there to show off? ”

The fat man looked at Da Lao Bian in Dawei's hand and was very disdainful. You said that Wenwen's girl is too, isn't she just a big old bian? What's so strange about it?

"Hey, hey! What's the matter, don't accept it? If you don't accept it, you can also grab one for me to see? ”

Dawei saw that he finally had a long face. Catch such a big old man. The fat man dared to despise himself!

Uncle bearable. My aunt can't bear it either! So the two guys who were quite different in size and didn't have a proper shape stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

"I still don't believe it, isn't it just a big old man? You're just fooling Wenwen with this thing, the bigger this thing is, the easier it is to catch. I can't even jump, even the old people in their seventies and eighties can catch it lightly. You wait, see me catch you a green grasshopper (it is a very large grasshopper, usually green, so everyone calls him Qing Bu stunned.) Let you see! ”

After the fat man finished speaking, he snorted at Dawei, turned around proudly, held his head proudly, and walked to the thick grass on the side with his big belly.

Dawei didn't pay attention to this dead fat man who was red-eyed, grabbed the bottom section of Lao Bian's two thick hind legs, and taught Wenwen how to play Lao Bian.

I saw that while he was chanting words, he squeezed Lao Bian's hand and shook it up and down a few times regularly, driving Da Lao Bian to move as well.

"Lao Bian, Lao Bian, Dustpan."

As Dawei chattered and his hand swayed up and down regularly, the old flat he was pinching really began to shake up and down.

Even after Dawei's hand stopped shaking, Lao Bian himself still shook for nearly a minute, just like a peasant family's dustpan.

"Ah, it's moving, it's moving, it's fun!"

Wenwen has never seen this thing! When I got out of the car, I clapped my little hands and shouted vigorously, and I was eager to try it myself.

But the big old man is too big, so Wenwen, a little girl who has never seen before, really can't make up her mind whether to take it or not. What if this big guy bites me?

"Wenwen, I've given it to you, let's play with it!"

Dawei handed the big old man in his hand to Wenwen, wanting her to play by herself, he wanted to ridicule the dead fat man for two sentences, just with his figure, he still wanted to catch Qing Bu, who was known for his flexibility?

"Well, it doesn't bite, does it?"

Wenwen looked at the big old man and asked cautiously.

"Don't worry, the big boss doesn't want people, especially don't bite the pretty little girl."

"Well, Wenwen is very beautiful!"

The little girl likes to praise her most beautifully, and when she hears this, she is immediately happy. Wenwen is very beautiful, and many people praise it!

Here, Dawei just called Da Lao Bian into Wenwen's hand, and before he could turn around, he heard the voice of the fat man behind him.

"Look, look, what is this?"

Dawei's heart moved, didn't he? Could it be that the fat man took shit luck today, and really caught a green man in his forehead?

No, I can't! With his figure and size, it is estimated that it is difficult to lie on the ground, how can he catch Qing without being stunned? That guy can jump more than ten meters away in one jump!

But when he turned around and saw the big green in the fat man's hand, which was five or six centimeters long, he was stunned, and he immediately looked at the fat man's triumphant, fat and oily big fat face and couldn't speak.

Grasshoppers are generally one or two centimeters long, more than three centimeters are considered large, and four centimeters long are lucky to see. And the big green that is more than five centimeters is not stunned, which can definitely only be said to be rare.

Anyway, Dawei didn't realize that he had seen such a big man in his memory. Even Da Lao Bian rarely had such a big one before! I really don't know what kind of shit luck the fat man has taken, and he really let him catch one.

"Look, look, how's it going? Hum! It's all said, it's not a good skill to catch an old man who can't jump, but it's a real skill to catch such a big Qingbu! ”

The fat man looked at Dawei, who was dejected and like a frosted eggplant, and stimulated him proudly.

This made the angry David have the urge to slap him hard at the big fat face that was shaking in front of his eyes.

But before he could do it, he heard Wenwen's voice in his ears.

"Ah, what a big old man!"

Then I heard a pop, and I didn't need to look to know that it must have been the little girl who threw herself on the ground and caught the big boss.

"Yikes! I've caught a big boss, too! Uncle Dawei, look, this is the big old man caught by Wenwen! ”

Dawei turned his head to look, and immediately patted his head and shouted: What a lot of strange things about Nima! (To be continued......)