"Elena, what's wrong?" Xia Yu looked at her.

Butterfly hurriedly smiled: "It's nothing, I just think this name is a little weird...... Uh, what are you looking for her for? ”

Xia Yu said casually: "It's not me looking for it, it's me helping her mother find it, her mother lost her daughter in Vietnam at the time, and she has always minded, by the way, it's Mi Xi and Mi Mi's mother, Mi Xi and Mi Mi are actually her adopted daughters." I'll get you some more information when I get back. ”

Butterfly snorted, "I'll give it a try......"

I found a restaurant casually, asked for a private room, and the three of them sat down, Xia Yu poured tea for the two ladies while asking the butterfly about the specific situation just now.

Butterfly smiled: "There's nothing to say, Yang Zheng's basketball is indeed too strong, and you are not his opponent for ten." ”

Xia Yu said in his heart: "If you praise him, praise him, by the way, why do you belittle me?" I don't know how to play basketball, so why don't you ask him to read tongue twisters to me? The speed at which I read backwards is the shijie record holder. ”

Mu Yingshi said: "Is there this shijie record?" ”。

Xia Yu said: "Yes, it was set up specifically for me." ”

Butterfly laughed: "You just blow it, if you brag and sentence, you will have to be shot 10,000 times." ”

Xia Yu said: "No kidding, speaking of Yang Zheng, grandma's purely to blackmail me, obviously everyone is already there, and he just doesn't come out, he said that he asked me to promise him a condition, but I was in a hurry and said that I would agree to any condition when you played, this is a big trouble, I was thinking about winning at the time, I will see if there is a way to rely on ......"

As soon as he thought like this, the phone rang, it was Yang Zheng.

Xia Yu picked it up and said with a smile: "You did a good job today, and you will continue to carry it forward in the future." ”

Yang Zheng didn't appreciate it, and said lightly: "You'd better not forget what you promised me." ”

"Well, let's hear what's your condition?"

Yang Zhengdao: "Tomorrow all day, you can't laugh, you can't laugh in any form, you can't have your mouth, you can't look at your eyes, you can't have your nose, you can't do it anywhere." ”

Xia Yu lost his voice and said, "You want me to keep a straight face all day?" ”

"You can also be sluggish."

"I'm X, what kind of condition are you......"

Yang Zhengdao: "I just hate the way you smile, I hate it very much." With that, he hung up the phone.

Xia Yu suddenly got up, the two girls were startled, they both looked at him, and Butterfly asked, "What are you doing?" Lose your marbles? ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Laugh enough first, you can't laugh tomorrow." ”

"No, Yang Zheng's condition is this?"

"Who knows what kind of nervous ...... he has," Xia Yu said helplessly, "I found that I have to face these strange conditions all day long, is it a curse?" ”

The next day, Xia Yu came to school, he used to stay in the classroom for a while, but in order to avoid jokes, he decided to hide in the office for safety, where he usually didn't laugh often, but in the class, he had too many places to laugh......

As soon as the butt sat down, Jian Dan walked over, leaned against his desk and said with a smile: "I just heard a super funny joke, tell it to you." ”

Xia Yu: "............"

You don't tell jokes for a month, but you choose to say it today, you deliberately play me, right? Not a lot of words

"That...... Teacher Jane, I can't listen to jokes today, I'm sorry. ”

Jian Danqi said: "Can't listen to jokes? weishenme？ ”

"Because ......" Xia Yu's CPU was running in overdrive, ready to smoke before he could barely come up with it, "Because Xiaoqiang died, today is its mourning day, I have a heavy heart, and I really can't listen to the joke." ”

"Xiaoqiang?" Jian Dan was surprised, "Who is that?" ”

"It's my landlord's dog, my relationship with it, just like a father and daughter, it also served as Mu Yingshi's guide dog, and it can even be said that it saved Mu Yingshi's life, and its departure, I am really, really uncomfortable." …,

Jian Dan looked at Xia Yu carefully, and found that he didn't mean to laugh at all, so he believed it in his heart, and said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know, you, let's mourn and change......" After speaking, he felt that it was awkward to say this for a dog, so he simply left quickly.

Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief, damn, it feels really bad to deceive people.

As soon as Jian Dan left, Yu Xin came, walked to his desk and said very gently: "Eh, Xia Yu." ”

Xia Yu looked up at her blankly, and she immediately frowned, "What kind of expression are you?" Just so disgusted with me? ”

Xia Yuxin said that it's my, Lao Tzu can't laugh, it's very good to not have a black face now, "No, how can I be disgusted with Director Yu, find me if you have something?" ”

Yu Xin felt awkward, when did Xia Yu become so rigid and expressionless when he spoke? Could it be that he is in COS Harada Keizhao?

"The school is going to hold a male and female teacher tennis tournament, and the prize money is very generous, how about I go with you in a group? I think we have similar fighting characteristics and we can definitely win the championship. ”

Xia Yu said: "Tennis match? I'm not interested. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the butterfly flew in, bumped into Yu Xin's side, and said excitedly to Xia Yu: "The school is going to hold a tennis match, I have already signed up for you, and when the time comes, the two of us will kill all sides, and the prize money will definitely be ours." ”

Yu Xin glared at the butterfly next to him and said, "I invited him first."

As soon as the butterfly turned her head and saw Yu Xin, she immediately sank her face and said coldly: "My name has been reported, how is it?" ”

"You don't ask the person concerned, you think you are yourself, this kind of behavior is called shameless," Yu Xin said angrily.

The butterfly turned around and slowly leaned over, the huge aura made Yu Xin so frightened that she involuntarily took a few steps back, and the butterfly said coldly: "Don't run to Xia Yu in the future, otherwise I will break your legs, understand?" ”。

Yu Xin was so frightened that she took a step back and hit the table behind her before stopping, she didn't dare to confront the butterfly, she quickly looked away at Xia Yu, and shouted: "Teacher Xia, you, you come to judge the theory, why didn't she let me come here?" Such a statement is obviously already showing weakness.

Xia Yu said with a straight face: "I don't refuse anyone to come here, it's a matter between the two of you, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

If Xia Yu said this and matched his smile, it would sound like Yu Xin would definitely be much more comfortable, but today Xia Yu had a straight face, it sounded like she was standing on the butterfly side and perfunctory her, she stomped her foot hard, said hello, and then left quickly with a black face.

As soon as the butterfly turned her face back, she immediately turned into a charming smile, and said to Xia Yu: "It seems that you still can't smile better, you are really handsome when you speak." ”

Xia Yu snorted: "Handsome you fart, your muscles are about to stiffen, say, what are you helping me sign up for?" Did I say I wanted to participate? ”

Butterfly giggled: "You are really manly when you speak with a straight face, I am a little afraid." ”

Xia Yu glared at him and said, "Don't change the subject, when did I promise to go to a tennis match with you?" ”

Butterfly laughed: "Aren't you going to talk to that slut?" ”

Xia Yu said: "Does she have you?" ”

The butterfly walked around the table, put her arms around Xia Yu's neck with both hands, pushed a pair of big breasts to Xia Yu's back, and said greasy to her face: "She is angry with everyone, and I am all shijie and I am alone with you, so how about it?" ”

Xia Yu tore off her hand and pushed it away, and said in a low voice: "Crazy? Is everyone watching? ”

The other teachers were staring at this side, probably because they couldn't imagine that butterflies were so bold and flirting in the office.

The butterfly glanced over coldly, and all the teachers avoided their eyes in a panic, only Jian Dan and her looked at each other for two seconds before they naturally moved away, so that the butterfly couldn't help but look at her twice. …,

She sat back in her place and said to Xia Yu next to her: "In short, you have to be in a group with me, if you dare to talk to others, I will keep making you laugh today." ”

Xia Yu thought to himself that this mother-in-law could do anything, and it was not difficult to make herself laugh, her laughter was too low, and if she was deliberately murdered, it would be difficult to ensure that she would break the credit, so she could only say: "Okay, I will give you three for seven bonuses, anyway, with me, I will win." ”

Butterfly: "......"

Xia Yu was sweating on his forehead, and he almost smiled bitterly subconsciously just now, damn it, if you fall short, your reputation will be lost. It seems that you have to remind yourself all the time that you can't laugh or laugh...... You have to deliberately make your face a little deeper, otherwise it will be difficult to ensure that the natural movements appear, resulting in the abandonment of all previous efforts......

It's a pity that there will be an English class in the class later, if there is no class today, he wants to simply hide on the rooftop to sleep for a day, or go to Mu Yingshi's place to shake her little hand and kiss her sweet mouth from time to time, this day will pass quickly, who knows that there is still a class.

"By the way, Butterfly, I heard that you have started temporary substitute teaching in the past few days?"

Butterfly nodded, "Yes." ”

Xia Yu hurriedly said: "Whose class are you acting for?" Is it decided? If you don't have a decision, go talk to the director and help me take a class. ”

Butterfly smiled: "Don't worry, the school is arranged to help you take classes from other classes, you only need to teach your own class and Mixi's class." ”

This means that Xia Yu has more time to let off steam, he was so excited that he almost daxiao three times, but fortunately he controlled it in time, making the expression on his face awkward as if he had eaten durian plus bitter gourd plus sour vinegar and gutter oil.

With a beautiful mood, but with a dark and gloomy face, he came to the classroom of his class.

Many of the students in the class were still immersed in the joy of winning yesterday, and everyone's face was full of joy, but as soon as Xia Yu walked in, he immediately brought a heaviness, which made everyone unable to laugh, and couldn't help but look at it curiously.

Xia Yu scolded in his heart: "You laugh at you, look at Mao." He originally wanted to keep a low profile and let the time pass quickly, but he didn't expect to become the target of public criticism.

Liang Siwei said: "Teacher Xia? Are you not happy that we won? ”

Xia Yu said with a straight face: "Nonsense, of course I'm happy." ”

Miri Harada said angrily: "You used to have this expression when you were happy, I can be regarded as a long insight." ”

Yang Zheng sat in his position and looked up, if it was usual, he would definitely continue to lower his head and do his own thing, but this time he stared at Xia Yu with interest, and supported his chin with his hand, looking like he was wandering.

Xia Yu said stiffly: "You don't be verbose, start the class." ”

Everyone thinks it's very strange, what happened to this guy later, he became so bitter and hateful, I heard that it seems to have rushed to Mi Mi's house, could it be that something happened to Mi Mi's family? Thinking like this, everyone naturally turned their heads to look at Mi Mi.

Mi Mi was also a little apprehensive at this time, I don't know if something was wrong last night, which angered him, after all, Zuihou left quietly by himself, and later called him and turned it off. Seeing that everyone looked at it, she subconsciously lowered her head, but everyone was more determined, eighty percent of them couldn't succeed, and they were beaten by the two sisters. Some people thought even worse that Mr. Xia estimated that he was going to propose marriage, and he mentioned two daughters at a time, but he was beaten out by the parents of the two sisters.

Xia Yu saw everyone's strange eyes, and knew that the answers guessed by these guys must be quite bottomless, but he couldn't explain it, so he could only continue the class with a black face.

However, due to the stiffening of his muscles with a straight face, he couldn't speak as easily as usual, and the English he spoke was like a mechanical sound, completely losing his previous rhythm, which made everyone not interested in listening. …,

Xia Yu's heart was furious, so he covered the computer and said, "Self-study today." Then he sat down in his chair and flipped through the information himself.

Many people in Xia Yu's party were inexplicable, looked at each other, and shook their heads to indicate that they didn't know. Miri Harada couldn't help but send a text message to Mi Mi, asking her what was going on with Teacher Xia.

Mi Mi replied for a long time: "I don't know either. ”

Miri Harada gave Wang Xue a look, and the two walked up to the podium together, lying on the podium, and asked in a low voice, "Teacher Xia, what happened?" ”

Xia Yu said with a straight face: "Nothing happened, I'm in a good mood now, I'm very happy, understand?" ”

Wang Xueche said: "When you say this, first look in the mirror, and then touch your black heart and ask him if he believes it." ”

Xia Yu almost wanted to smile bitterly, and said vigorously: "There is a problem with my expression today, don't look at that." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Strain"

"It's crazy to kiss Teacher Mu?"

Xia Yu fell off the chair with a bang, got up and said with a straight face: "You two have itchy skin?" Go back to your business, eventful"

In normal times, Xia Yu often makes this kind of joke, after all, they are the people who are most familiar with him, but today he has to keep his face black, and if he says this again, the taste will change, and it will become very bad.

Miri Harada's face turned pale directly, and she looked at Xia Yu puzzled, Wang Xue simply let tears roll in her eyes. What else did Harada Meili want to say, Wang Xue had already turned around and ran out of the door, she could only stomp her feet and chase this and ran out, while calling.

Xia Yu pressed his face hard, only then did he control himself from showing a helpless wry smile, and said to the students below: "It's okay, do your own thing." Then he chased him out.

As a result, he almost bumped into two little girls at the door, so frightened that he jumped to the side, and looked fixedly, it turned out to be Lu Fei and Ouyang Tiantian, Xia Yu said with a calm face: "What are you doing here?" ”

The two girls didn't feel good when they heard it, Ouyang Tiantian snorted directly: "What are you doing so fiercely?" Xiaofei won the Primary School Literature Award, and she was the first to share it with you, and she didn't even say to her mother, you are good, you will be murderous as soon as you come."

Xia Yu almost wanted to cry, your grandma's, who did I provoke, didn't you just not laugh, is there such a big difference? I don't usually talk to you like this every day, and I haven't seen you react with a little fart, so why are you all reacting so much today......

"How can I murder you, I just asked you what you are doing, can't this work?"

Lu Fei was just a little uncomfortable, but as soon as Ouyang Tiantian said it, she felt more and more aggrieved, and her eyes turned red all of a sudden, and when she heard Xia Yu say this, she immediately snorted: "You still say that you are not fierce, you see for yourself what you are like now, you come over with a phone call, I will leave everything behind and bring everyone to help you, now it's just class time, do you need this?" I don't want to see us pull down, we won't see you in the future, every day, let's go"

After speaking, he pulled Ouyang Tian Tian and turned around and ran.

Xia Yu has the heart to die, how can many simple things become so complicated now. He thought about it for a while, there should be nothing on Wang Xue's side, or Lu Fei, the two stupid girls, are more difficult to deal with, so he immediately chased after him.

Although the two chicks ran fast, Xia Yu ran with all his might, how could the two of them compare, and they were intercepted by Xia Yu at the end of the aisle when they turned down the stairs, and hurriedly said: "Don't go first, listen to my explanation first." ”

Ouyang Tiantian said angrily: "What else is there to explain, you just dislike us to disturb your normal class, all you care about now is your current students, what does your former students have to do with you?"

Xia Yu said: "When did I stop caring about you?" Don't be presumptuous, calm down, you have to experience it with your heart, and don't be confused by superficial phenomena. ”…,

Lu Fei said angrily: "You have a black face even to explain now, how can I believe your nonsense?" ”

Xia Yu's usual best skill is to simplify complex problems in a few sentences, many people can't make sense of what they say, but he can often get it done in a few words, but today he is the opposite, it turns out that people's expressions are very important, the same words, the same tone, but with different expressions, the effect may be the opposite.

He really didn't know how to explain to the two little female leopards, so he simply took one hand and hugged both of them into his arms, both of them froze at the same time, although he usually couldn't help but play with Xia Yu, but Xia Yu has rarely treated them as little girls who don't know the world, so he has never hugged them so intimately, the two little girls' faces turned red all at once, Lu Fei couldn't speak, Ouyang Tiantian could still expect Ai Ai to say: "Teacher Xia, you, what are you doing?" ”

Xia Yu sighed: "So you can't see my expression, now obediently listen to my explanation, don't talk back, okay?" ”

Without seeing Xia Yu's expression, his voice sounded much softer and more comfortable, and both of them nodded involuntarily.

Xia Yu said: "I lost the bet, I can't laugh for a day, I can only keep a straight face, so it led to your misunderstanding, you two fools, others misunderstand, you can also misunderstand?" No matter how brute I Xia Yu is, I won't be ruthless to you, right? Quite a few words"

Only then did the two girls know that there was a big oolong, Lu Fei embarrassedly buried her head in Xia Yu's arms, and Ouyang Tiantian could still explain: "No wonder, I thought something was wrong with you, hum......"

Xia Yu almost wanted to smile again, quickly took a deep breath, and said, "You're not angry this time, are you?" Quite a few words"

The two girls shook their heads in his arms, Xia Yu said: "Okay, before you tell me about it, go and help me do one thing, just now Wang Xue and Meili were also angry with me for the same reason, you go and help me explain, I'll explain whether it's useless." ”

Lu Fei and Ouyang Tiantian both laughed and said with a smile: "You deserve it." ”

Xia Yu let go of them, and before Lu Fei ran away, he took a closer look at Xia Yu's stiff face, and suddenly pinched it with both hands, and then he giggled ............and ran away.