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Apocalypse?

Why did you ask me if I knew about the Great Tribulation?

Why are you so embarrassed to ask me what the Great Tribulation is?

Are you really old and confused to come up with such a childish question? Have you forgotten the dead old man: the news of the catastrophe of the world, or did you tell Lao Tzu in person in the belly of the sacred mountain! And now you ask me the other way around?

To say that Han Feng is not angry and angry, it is definitely impossible. According to the crazy brother's previous temper, he must be sarcastic, and then step on a few feet, so that this old man will never turn over! It's just that at present, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, so they have to reply sullenly:

"Of course I know about the Great Tribulation, otherwise why would I still practice this underworld technique?!"

"Yo, I can't see that a stupid person like you actually has a good memory, and he still remembers the catastrophe I told you?" In Hongjun's laughter, full of smug ridicule, the crazy brother was so angry that his teeth itched, but he had no choice but to pretend to be deaf and dumb to listen.

"Without the Great Tribulation, there would be no secret to saving the world, and naturally there would be no kid for your creation. Am I right? ”

Han Feng was speechless, and after a long time, he nodded and admitted that what he said was completely correct.

"That's right!" Hongjun lowered his voice and said seriously:

"Young people must have the character of admitting facts and correcting mistakes! Otherwise, what is the difference between a dead duck with a hard mouth and a stupid goose? Well, the children are teachable, teachable, it's just a pity......"

Han Feng heard that he was a duck and a goose, and it was a pity that he couldn't stop teaching, and he could already imagine that this old guy had a shaking expression, and he was partial and powerless to refute, so he had to say in a muffled voice:

"Don't talk about it! Seriously, what do you really want to do? ”

This is the focus of Han Feng's greatest attention. Whether he is dead or alive depends on Hongjun's mind - if this dead old man still wants to continue playing this game, Han Feng naturally can't die; In case the old man suddenly loses interest, the crazy brother's life will be gone at any time, and the whole world will collapse and disappear!

"What do I want to do?" After a short sentence, there was a long silence. Just when Han Feng thought that the old man was asleep, Hongjun sighed heavily, which greatly frightened the crazy brother.

Originally, the person who spoke with thunder was the only one in Hongjun throughout the ages, and he really wanted to blow up a thunderbolt, and he could scare people to death if he couldn't kill people!

"The infinite years are boundless loneliness. When this world was founded, it was just a snap of a finger away. What time is, what life and death are, to me, is meaningless. Except for the juniors who served me, there were not even many people who spoke...... You say, how do you live such a day? But I am with all things, there is no life and no death, destined to be lonely, and there is no way to procrastinate...... If you were me, what would you do? ”

This is just an old man's normal emotion, but Han Feng directly understood that he was pretending to be forced:

You don't want to live but you can't die, but everyone in the world wants to live forever?

You can't find anyone to talk to, isn't it because except for a few apprentices such as Nuwa Niangniang, Primordial Tianzun, and Pangu, no one dares to disrespect you?

If I were you, I would just take my wife and beauty to travel to all walks of life and be at ease, how could I have the trouble of your only husband?

Hmph, it's obvious that I'm not striving for happiness, but I still want to complain here!

Why are you showing off in front of your buddies? Or is it a display of eating fruits?!

Thinking about it, the crazy brother didn't dare to say that sentence after all:

"If you don't want to live, why don't you die! Still running to harm Lao Tzu? ”

The little life is still saved in the hands of others, and no matter how crazy the crazy brother is, he can still distinguish it clearly. Hongjun didn't seem to pay attention to Han Feng's emotions at all, and continued to talk to himself.

"At the beginning of chaos, the Three Realms are established. I ordered Nuwa to make people out of the earth to maintain the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao and fill in the gaps between the two worlds of heaven and earth. Unexpectedly, people's hearts are unpredictable, human nature is difficult to fill, for their own selfishness, any kind of bad thing can be done, so the world is declining, it is really not my hardship at the beginning of the world. Therefore, I don't care if Buddhism makes a Pure Land in the West, Allah makes a so-called Heavenly Kingdom, and even Jehovah builds a Heaven out of the Heavenly Court. I just want to purify people's hearts, so that everyone in the world can love each other, so as to live up to my painstaking efforts. ”

"What the result is, everyone knows, alas......" Hongjun let out a long sigh, and the thunder was much lower, as if an old man was shaking his head and lamenting, hating it.

Han Feng was almost stunned when he heard it.

After a long time, this catastrophe of destroying the world was actually provoked by the world itself. If it weren't for the greed in his nature, how could he make trouble that the old man had to destroy the world?

This is purely the disappointment of ordinary old people who disobey their juniors at home, and if it were Han Feng himself, I am afraid he would also be angry. However, anger is anger, wouldn't it be good to teach a lesson, why bother to fight and kill? If everyone had adopted such an extreme family education, wouldn't humanity have been killed by themselves long ago?

However, when I think that the old man Hongjun has never had a family, it is understandable that he is so extreme...... But that's all other people's, what the hell are you calculating Lao Tzu?

The crazy brother was angry, and he heard the low thunder dense and dense, but it was Hongjun who continued to nag again.

"Since countless gods and Buddhas can't guide people's hearts to goodness, why should I cherish this square inch of the world? I simply recreated the world, destroyed the way of heaven, destroyed this world, and returned to freedom. ”

Han Feng suddenly felt unfair and unwilling, and shouted boldly:

"Could it be that when you create a new world, people's hearts will be charitable? There is no sinister nature of this life? You must know that if there is no greed in human nature, where will the development come from? It's better for everyone to wear bark and drill caves to drink blood! And ah......"

The crazy brother paused, and saw that the thunder had not risen, most likely Hongjun was waiting for the following, after all, in the long years, no one communicated with him, and it is estimated that this tall creation god was indeed suffocated. Now that Han Feng is with him, he naturally wants to talk more.

Han Feng took a deep breath and said tremblingly:

"Also, do you want to destroy the world, but you don't have any selfish intentions?"

The thunder was still silent, and Han Feng couldn't help but be a little bolder:

"Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you. You yourself have to abolish the public because of your own selfishness, why do you want everyone to be perfect? What qualifications do you have to require all of them to be perfect and saints? ”

That's a strong argument. At least the crazy brother himself is stingy, greedy for money, lustful and afraid of death, but he wants to use the standards of a saint to demand others, who can do it? Even the old man who created the world is also impossible not to have a little selfish distraction.

However, this kind of rhetoric of stealing the concept made Hongjun so stunned that he couldn't make a sound for a long time.

"It can be seen that the thoughts of greed are not the fault of the world, but you had distracting thoughts when you created the world, otherwise how could you want to destroy the corpse now?!"

The more Han Feng spoke, the louder he became, and the more he spoke, the more he felt that he was reasonable, and he went on to speak. If Hongjun really had the heart to repent, he was afraid that he would be able to hang himself at that time!

This unscrupulous Yan Jun has a deep belly, a sharp tongue, and a thick skin, and has already been tempered thousands of times, so how can he be compared to an unsympathetic old man? was immediately silent, and let the crazy brother talk endlessly and guide the world. If someone who doesn't know bumps into it rashly, they will really think that the crazy brother is the strong party, and the old man who is hiding in the corner of the wall and trembling with a face full of shame is not Hongjun?

It's a pity that Hongjun may have limited EQ, but his IQ is absolutely full, otherwise he would not be able to become the god of creation. And the more Han Feng spoke, the more energetic he became, and when he almost ordered Hongjun to refuse himself to thank the world, the old man finally reacted, and the thunder sounded softly.

"Little guy, you are really smart, and you have sharp teeth, even the old man and I almost fell into your coffin, no wonder Jizo and others chose you......"

From "kid" to "little guy", the cordiality in the tone was a little more, and Han Feng was secretly rejoicing if he could escape his life, so he heard Hongjun smile and said:

“…… It's a pity that you still can't escape death. But my old man promised that after you are destroyed, the old man will give you a good time, lest you die and blame me for holding a grudge against you! ”

The crazy brother was stunned for a moment, just like a goose with his neck pinched, and he couldn't say a word-

Dare to love Lao Tzu flickered for a long time, but he still wants to die?

The old man pretended to be deaf and dumb and slapped bricks behind his back seemed to be very skilled, and he almost caught up with his buddies...... Wrong! Between people talking and laughing, it is Lao Tzu's life and death that is decided! However, what can you do in the face of this dead old man who can't eat oil and salt?

The crazy brother's eyes were still dripping, and he heard Hongjun say again:

"After you destroy the world, I promise to take your soul to the other world, so that Jizo and Guanyin can take a good look, this is the fate of secretly calculating me!"

Well? Wait a minute! Han Feng finally came to his senses and hurriedly stopped:

"What did you just say, old man? What do you mean by 'after you are gone'? Aren't you bent on destroying the world? Why did it happen to me again? ”

Hongjun smiled faintly:

"That's right, even if you want to destroy the world, how can my old man be wrong?"

The crazy brother was still a little confused, and asked:

"You mean, you mean...... Say...... Say? ”

"It's me, not you, who really destroys the world?!"

As soon as these words came out, Han Feng completely reacted, and immediately petrified, it seemed that even the blood had coagulated, his brain was empty, and he had no thoughts except for a huge thought:

It turned out that this dead old man, who beat him, actually had this kind of idea!

Hongjun didn't think so, and still laughed softly:

"Or what do you think? My old man has set up a lot of ambushes, isn't it just to let you cultivate smoothly? Isn't it just to make you the only true god in this world? Doesn't I just want you to sharpen yourself stronger and sharper, so that I can better destroy this world for me?! ”

"Remember, I'm the one who eats meat. And you're nothing more than a knife of my choosing! ”

"That's all!"

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